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GOOD NEWS, ROLLING STONES FANS!! - All of the guys are still alive !! (Well, there was that "Brian Jones" incident way back in 1969, but that's ancient history.)

- Submitted by: Jeff Williams

How can you tell if a Rolling Stone has died? Check his eyelids when he's not moving. If he flinches, he's still alive; he's just "asleep", not "dead."

- Submitted by: Jeff Williams

This is your body. (Normal picture shown; Anybody you want.) - - - This is your body after you become a Rolling Stones band member. (Picture of any member of the Rolling Stones band members shown.) - - - Any questions??? (Editor: Yes. Where's the joke?)

- Submitted by: Jeff Williams

Unreleased Rolling Stones Records - 1. (I Don't Have My) Medication - 2. Start Me Up (Again and Again and Again) - 3. Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo (Forgot the Words) - 4. Time's Not On My Side - 5. Waiting On A Pill - 6. Waiting for the Doc - 7. Medical Rescue - 8. She's So Hot (But I'm So Cold)

- Submitted by: Jeff Williams

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