Names -> Add a Letter To a Song Title -> I, Page 1
Add one letter out of a song title to change it's meaning. The addition of the letter should still form a word, and the title should be humorous as a result. You CAN NOT add S to the end of a word to make it plural.
For example: Nine Inch Nails's "Help Me I'm In Hell" would become "Help Me I'm In Shell"
Entries starting with I are split into multiple pages: 1 2 3 4
"I (Who Shave Nothing)," Tom Jones originally "I (Who Have Nothing)"
George Straitjacket
"I (Who Halve Nothing)," Tom Jones originally "I (Who Have Nothing)"
Peter
"I Am A Crock," Simon And Garfunkel originally "I Am A Rock"
Lucinda Blair
"I Am A Frock," Simon And Garfunkel originally "I Am A Rock"
Lucinda Blair
"I Arm A Simple Man," Ricky Van Shelton originally "I Am A Simple Man"
Penelope Beckinsale
"I Arm A Wild Party," Kim Mitchell originally "I Am A Wild Party"
Penelope Beckinsale
"I Arm The City," ABBA originally "I Am The City"
Penelope Beckinsale
"I Arm The Mob," Catatonia originally "I Am The Mob"
Penelope Beckinsale
"I Arm The Walrus," The Beatles originally "I Am The Walrus"
Penelope Beckinsale
"I Arm...I Said," Neil Diamond originally "I Am...I Said"
Penelope Beckinsale
"I Believe In Feather Christmas," Emerson, Lake & Palmer originally "I Believe In Father Christmas"
Bridget Andrews
"I Call Whim Love," Kathy Troccili originally "I Call Him Love"
Yvonne Sindri
"I Can Hear The Belles," Nikki Blonsky originally "I Can Hear The Bells"
Jamie Burke
"I Can Seek An Angel," Patsy Cline originally "I Can See An Angel"
Joe Cocker Spaniel
"I Can See Four Miles," The Who originally "I Can See For Miles"
Emmy Kay Butanone
"I Can't Derive 55," Sammy Hagar originally "I Can't Drive 55"
#55 is a hard calculus problem!
Ten Second Braeden
"I Can't Farce the Music," Billie Holliday originally "I Can't Face the Music"
Josh
"I Can't Stand Myself (When You Touche Me)," James Brown & The Famous Flames originally "I Can't Stand Myself (When You Touch Me)"
Peter
"I Can't Stand The Train," Eruption originally "I Can't Stand The Rain"
Mark Richardson
"I Can't Stand The Brain," Eruption originally "I Can't Stand The Rain"
...of G.W. Bush, that is.
Mr. Critic
"I Can't Stand The Grain," Eruption originally "I Can't Stand The Rain"
Mark Richardson
"I Can't Stand The Drain," Eruption originally "I Can't Stand The Rain"
Mark Richardson
"I Could Get Fused To This," The Veronicas originally "I Could Get Used To This"
Marilyn Westbury
"I Do Not Wank What I Haven't Got," Sinead O'Connor originally "I Do Not Want What I Haven't Got"
Naomi Swanson
"I Do The Frock," Tim Curry originally "I Do The Rock"
Gretchen Q. Wieners
"I Do The Crock," Tim Curry originally "I Do The Rock"
Gretchen Q. Wieners
"I Do What I Do To Shave You," John Taylor originally "I Do What I Do To Have You"
Donnie
"I Don't Scare Anymore," Phil Collins originally "I Don't Care Anymore"
Peter
"I Don't Carve Anymore," Phil Collins originally "I Don't Care Anymore"
U. Carrie Oats
"I Don't Carve If The Sun Don't Shine," Elvis Presley originally "I Don't Care If The Sun Don't Shine"
My Name Is Joe
"I Don't Scare If The Sun Don't Shine," Elvis Presley originally "I Don't Care If The Sun Don't Shine"
I'm so glad that Elvis didn't become a vampire.
My Name Is Joe
"I Don't Care What People Stay," Mando Diao originally "I Don't Care What People Say"
Or which people go either.
Regina Haniger
"I Don't Care What People Spay," Mando Diao originally "I Don't Care What People Say"
Regina Haniger
"I Don't Care What People Slay," Mando Diao originally "I Don't Care What People Say"
Regina Haniger
"I Don't Halve The Heart," James Ingram originally "I Don't Have The Heart"
halve means to cut in half; it's pronounced the same way as "have"
Hollajuku
"I Don't Have The Hearth," James Ingram originally "I Don't Have The Heart"
Gretchen Q. Wieners
"I Don't Know How To Glove Him," Helen Reddy originally "I Don't Know How To Love Him"
oldiesfan
"I Don't Know Why Jesus Gloved Me," The Sounds of Glory originally "I Don't Know Why Jesus Loved Me"
Why did HE hit me?!
Josh
"I Don't Want To Beg," Gavin DeGraw originally "I Don't Want To Be"
Serafina
"I Don't Want To Bet," Gavin DeGraw originally "I Don't Want To Be"
Serafina
"I Farted On Santa's Clap," The Little Stinkers originally "I Farted On Santa's Lap"
Reese without her spoon
"I Fought The Claw," Bobby Fuller Four originally "I Fought The Law"
Naomi Swanson
"I Fought The Lawn," Bobby Fuller Four originally "I Fought The Law"
Naomi Swanson
"I Fought The Flaw," Bobby Fuller Four originally "I Fought The Law"
Naomi Swanson
"I Get Hit," Chevelle originally "I Get It"
Lizzie
"I Get Lit," Chevelle originally "I Get It"
Lizzie
"I Get Fit," Chevelle originally "I Get It"
Lizzie
"I Get Made," Joe Cocker originally "I Get Mad"
rocky
"I Got Ants In My Paints," James Brown originally "I Got Ants In My Pants"
Now they'll be stuck to my walls!
Mike Tate Kim
"I Got Aunts In My Pants," James Brown originally "I Got Ants In My Pants"
And they won't stay out of them. -:)
Peter
"I Got Strung," Elvis Presley originally "I Got Stung"
Gretchen Wieners
"It Got You," Split Enz originally "I Got You"
nuwavechick
"I Got Your Babe," Sonny & Cher originally "I Got You Babe"
Barry Klontz
"I Shave A Boyfriend," The Chiffons originally "I Have A Boyfriend"
Wendy Torrance
"I Heard The Bells Own Christmas Day," Mae Whitman originally "I Heard The Bells On Christmas Day"
Who are these Bells who own Christmas day?
Donna Rand Blitzen
"I Just Can't Stop Gloving You," Michael Jackson originally "I Just Can't Stop Loving You"
New song could be Michael's theme song.
Clint J. Westwood
"I Just Dined In Your Arms," Cutting Crew originally "I Just Died In Your Arms "
Not a bad way to satisfy your hunger!
Nickster
"I Just Dried In Your Arms Tonight," Cutting Crew originally "I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight"
Emmy Kay Butanone
"I Just Wanna Be Made," Terri Clark originally "I Just Wanna Be Mad"
How can you sing before you're made?
Renee Keener
"I Know A Palace," Petula Clark originally "I Know A Place"
Heather Brockwell
"I Learned From The Beast," Whitney Houston originally "I Learned From The Best"
Kayla Stewart
"I Left My Hearth In San Francisco," Tony Bennett originally "I Left My Heart In San Francisco"
Regina Haniger
"I Cleft My Heart In San Francisco," Tony Bennett originally "I Left My Heart In San Francisco"
Regina Haniger
"In Love," Tom T. Hall originally "I Love"
Amber Malone
"I Glove A Man In Uniform," Gang Of Four originally "I Love A Man In Uniform"
Goofball
"I Love A Brainy Night," Eddie Rabbitt originally "I Love A Rainy Night"
Brainstorms rather than rainstorms!
Courtney (about as bad as tennis elbow)
"I Love Bleach Music," The Embers originally "I Love Beach Music"
Wendy Torrance
"I Love How You Love Mae," The Paris Sisters originally "I Love How You Love Me"
H. Tim Smith
"I Love How You Love Meg," The Paris Sisters originally "I Love How You Love Me"
All The Pretty Little Horse Conchs
"I Love How You Love Mel," The Paris Sisters originally "I Love How You Love Me"
All The Pretty Little Horse Conchs
"I Love How You Love Men," The Paris Sisters originally "I Love How You Love Me"
All The Pretty Little Horse Conchs
"I Love The Knight Life," Alicia Bridges originally "I Love The Night Life"
Jacqui O'Day
"I Love Your Period," Dan Baird originally "I Love You Period"
Wendy Torrance
"I Love Your Simile," Shanice originally "I Love Your Smile"
The addressee compared her to something?
Penelope Beckinsale
"I Loved Cher First," Heartland originally "I Loved Her First"
Way back before Sonny
Alicia Sturdivant
"I Made It Through The Train," Barry Manilow originally "I Made It Through The Rain"
A train conductor's anthem?
Quark
"I Made It Through The Grain," Barry Manilow originally "I Made It Through The Rain"
Quark
"I Made It Through The Drain," Barry Manilow originally "I Made It Through The Rain"
Manilow as a plumber?
Quark
"I Made It Through The Brain," Barry Manilow originally "I Made It Through The Rain"
Brain surgeons theme song?
Quark
"I Melt Her In Church," The Box Tops originally "I Met Her In Church"
Samantha Wayland
"I Kneed You," LeAnn Rimes originally "I Need You"
Some dude
"I Only Heave Eyes For You," The Flamingos originally "I Only Have Eyes For You"
Heather Brockwell
"I Only Shave Eyes For You," The Flamingos originally "I Only Have Eyes For You"
Shaving eyes? Gad!
Heather Brockwell
"I Pledge My Glove," Peaches & Herb originally "I Pledge My Love"
Eva Cave
"I Really Don't Need No Flight," Jeffrey Osborne originally "I Really Don't Need No Light"
Samantha Wayland
"I Saw The Flight," Todd Rundgren originally "I Saw The Light"
Penelope Beckinsale
"I Saw The Plight," Todd Rundgren originally "I Saw The Light"
Penelope Beckinsale
"I Saw The Blight," Todd Rundgren originally "I Saw The Light"
oldiesfan
"I Second That Demotion," Smokey Robinson & The Miracles originally "I Second That Emotion"
Regina Haniger
"I Shoot The Sheriff," Eric Clapton originally "I Shot The Sheriff"
Simple tense change that no one thought of yet!
Alanis More Upset
"I Still Can't Get Over Gloving You," Ray Parker, Jr. originally "I Still Can't Get Over Loving You"
Neither can the person Ray gloved!
Sick Of Britney
"I Wanna Be Adorned," Stone Roses originally "I Wanna Be Adored"
Julia Farda
"I Wanna Be Gloved," Elvis Costello originally "I Wanna Be Loved"
Quark
"I Wanna Be Your Plover," Prince originally "I Wanna Be Your Lover"
Sorry Prince, but I have no need for a bird.
Amy
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