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1960s
Friend & Lover's, "Reach Out Of The Darkness"
Misheard Lyrics:
Freak out in the doghouse
Original Lyrics:
Reach out of the darkness.
 
1970s
Baccara's, "Yes Sir I Can Boogie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whisper
or
Whisker
Original Lyrics:
Mister
Buzzcocks', "Promises"
Misheard Lyrics:
How can you ever let me drown?
Original Lyrics:
How can you ever let me down?
Dean Friedman's, "Lydia"
Misheard Lyrics:
I must be Offenbach
Original Lyrics:
I must be off again
Don McLean 's, "American Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jack Black sat on a Candlestick.
Original Lyrics:
Jack Flash sat on a Candlestick.
Nazareth's, "Holy Roller"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the assholes
Original Lyrics:
All the answers
Slade's, "In for a Penny"
Misheard Lyrics:
Play the replay
Original Lyrics:
Play the refrain
Tavares', "Don't Take Away the Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's my piece of Iraq
Original Lyrics:
It's my piece of the rock
The Boomtown Rats', "Mary of the Fourth Form"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shittin' in the front row
Original Lyrics:
Sittin' in the front row
The Jacksons', "Blame It on the Boogie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Play it on the booty
Original Lyrics:
Blame it on the boogie
The Slickers', "Johnny Too Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walkin' down the road With a lever up your wazoo
Original Lyrics:
Walkin' down the road With a ratchet in your waist
 
1980s
Bonnie Tyler's, "Lost in France"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had a feeling I can't complain
Original Lyrics:
I had a feeling I can't explain
Commercial's, "Certs"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only Certs has a blistening drop of Retsyn
Original Lyrics:
Only Certs has a glistening drop of Retsyn
Dazz Band's, "Let It All Blow"
Misheard Lyrics:
People, people
Original Lyrics:
Heave-ho, heave-ho
Eurythmics', "Sex Crime (Nineteen Eighty Four)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex drive
Original Lyrics:
Sex crime
Huey Lewis & the News 's, "The Power of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Change your heart to a little white dove.
Original Lyrics:
Change a hawk to a little white dove.
Huey Lewis & the News 's, "The Power of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make a one man weep, make another man sin/sting.
Original Lyrics:
Make a one man weep, make another man sing.
Roxette's, "Dressed for Success"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get dressed for sunset
Original Lyrics:
Get dressed for success
Salt-N-Pepa's, "Twist and Shout"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know your lips are good
Original Lyrics:
You know you look so good
Status Quo's, "The Wanderer"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I'm a wobbler
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I'm a wanderer
The Jacksons', "Goin' Places"
Misheard Lyrics:
The different positions
Original Lyrics:
The different traditions
The Who's, "Eminence Front"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cinnamon gum
Original Lyrics:
Eminence front
Ultravox's, "Love's Great Adventure"
Misheard Lyrics:
I smoked a million words
Original Lyrics:
I spoke a million words
 
1990s
Belinda Carlisle's, "Lay Down Your Arms"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes I can be stone cold
Original Lyrics:
Sometimes I can be so cold
Celine Dion's, "Think Twice"
Misheard Lyrics:
A book in your eyes
Original Lyrics:
I look in your eyes
Goo Goo Dolls', "Black Balloon"
Misheard Lyrics:
But all you need
Original Lyrics:
But on your knees
Happy Mondays', "Kinky Afro"
Misheard Lyrics:
Son, I'm dirty
Original Lyrics:
Son, I'm 30
Misheard Lyrics:
GP are you really bad?! (Oh yeah, we have the Chuck B. on yo hair)
Original Lyrics:
GP Are you with me?! (Oh yeah, we having church, we ain't going nowhere)
Paul Simon's, "The Obvious Child"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why tonight the obvious child?
Original Lyrics:
Why deny the obvious child?
Prince's, "I Wish U Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doubts of our condition
Original Lyrics:
Doubts of our conviction
Prince's, "New Power Generation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay down your fucking weapon
Original Lyrics:
Lay down your funky weapon
Robbie Williams', "She's the One"
Misheard Lyrics:
We were fine all alone
Original Lyrics:
We were fine all along
Shania Twain's, "Who's Bed Have Your Boots Been Under"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who Said "Happy Boots And Thunder?"
Original Lyrics:
Who's Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?
Sting's, "Demolition Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a Whopper nightmare
Original Lyrics:
I'm a walking nightmare
Warren G's, "This DJ"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's kind of queasy
Original Lyrics:
It's kind of easy
Will Smith's, "Will 2K"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now it's mine, mine
Original Lyrics:
Now it's 9-9
a-ha's, "Crying in the Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll never let you sing
Original Lyrics:
I'll never let you see
 
2000s
Charlotte Church's, "Call My Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your door knocking
Original Lyrics:
Your door locking
Christina Aguilera's, "Come On Over Baby (All I Want Is You)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta love her
Gotta love her, baby
Original Lyrics:
Come on over
Come on over, baby
John Cena's, "Basic Thugonamics"
Misheard Lyrics:
So… you think you’re impeccable?
Original Lyrics:
So… you think you’re untouchable?
Sabaton's, "The Price of a Mile"
Misheard Lyrics:
(last pre-chorus) That's the price of a mile.
Original Lyrics:
There's no price for a mile.
SteveSongs', "She'll Be Coming Round The Mountain When She Comes"
Misheard Lyrics:
She'll be ridin' 65 horses when she comes
Original Lyrics:
She'll be ridin' 6 white horses when she comes
The Hold Steady's, "Chill Out Tent"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got really high
And then I kicked it in the chill out tent
Original Lyrics:
I got really high
And then I came to in the chill out tent
 
2010s
Echosmith 's, "Cool Kids "
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish that I could be like Calvin Coolidge.
Original Lyrics:
I wish that I could be like The Cool Kids.
Pink's, "Try"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta get off me try, try, try
Original Lyrics:
Gotta get up and try, try, try
Pink's, "Try"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta get open try, try, try
Original Lyrics:
Gotta get up and try, try, try
Sabaton's, "82nd All the Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Intervened 1980
Original Lyrics:
Intervene, 1918
Sabaton's, "Long Live the King"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carolus, rest!
Original Lyrics:
Carolus Rex
Sabaton's, "Shiroyama"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the nature of time that the new age comes in sin
Original Lyrics:
It's the nature of time that the new ways comes in sin
 
misc
Sabaton's, "Lady of the Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
She stands before you,
Oh, that medal shining bright.
Original Lyrics:
She stands before you,
All that metal shining bright.

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