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1950s
Jack Halloran Singers', "The Alaskans"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got the fever, Beaver Cleaver, gold beaver.
Original Lyrics:
Got the fever, got the fever, gold fever.
 
1960s
Misheard Lyrics:
Young girl, get out of my life
Original Lyrics:
Young girl, get out of my mind
Steppenwolf's, "Born To Be Wild"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a Jew makes his child
Original Lyrics:
Like a true nature's child.
Steppenwolf's, "Rock Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's sock me baby, rock me baby, all night long
Original Lyrics:
It's rock me baby, rock me baby, all night long
 
1970s
Bee Gees', "How Can You Mend a Broken Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could never seem to follow
Original Lyrics:
I could never see tomorrow
Bee Gees', "Night Fever"
Misheard Lyrics:
And just all the tension, we can steal ir.
Original Lyrics:
If it's somethin' we can share, we can steal it.
Electric Light Orchestra's, "Livin' Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll take it or die!
Original Lyrics:
I'm taking a dive!
Elton John's, "All the Young Girls Love Alice"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the young girls are rabbits
Original Lyrics:
All the young girls love Alice
Harry Chapin's, "WOLD"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hello mommy, it's me
Original Lyrics:
Hello honey, it's me
Hot's, "Angel in Your Arms"
Misheard Lyrics:
So don't be surprised this time
Original Lyrics:
So don't be surprised to find
Melanie's, "Lay Down Candles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let your white birds follow, and one stay ground
Original Lyrics:
Let your white birds smile at those stand frown
The Carpenters 's, "(They Long to Be) Close to You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like mace, they long to be close to you.
Original Lyrics:
Just like me, they long to be close.to you.
Village People's, "YMCA"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dumbass
Original Lyrics:
Young man
 
1980s
Billy Squier's, "The Stroke"
Misheard Lyrics:
Snoopy, Snoopy
Original Lyrics:
Stroke me, stroke me
Evelyn 'Champagne' King's, "Love Come Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the way down
Original Lyrics:
All the way down
George Strait 's, "Leavin's Been Coming for a Long, Long Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a hard road to travel from blacktop to scrabble and the next hill is the hard-on I've climbed.
Original Lyrics:
It's a hard road to travel from blacktop to gravel, and the next hill is the hardest I've climbed.
Lionel Richie's, "All Night Long (All Night)"
Misheard Lyrics:
John will eat a vegetable, yah
Original Lyrics:
Tom bo li de say de moi ya
Marvin Gaye's, "Sexual Healing"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I get on TV
or
When I get on MTV
Original Lyrics:
When I get that feeling
Poison's, "Nothin' But a Good Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mother died
Original Lyrics:
Not a dime
The Eurythmics', "Love Is A Stranger"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I want to And I want to And I want to softly circumcision.
Original Lyrics:
And I want you
And I want you
And I want you so, it's an obsession.
Tina Turner's, "What's Love Got to Do with It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who needs a lot...
Original Lyrics:
Who needs a heart...
 
1990s
Alice In Chains', "Over Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
We pay our debts on time.
Original Lyrics:
We pay our debt sometime.
Fall Out Boy's, "Thnks fr th Mmrs"
Misheard Lyrics:
In this Christmas song
Original Lyrics:
In this crystal ball
Gala's, "Freed From Desire"
Misheard Lyrics:
He’s got his trump and niece.
Original Lyrics:
He's got his strong beliefs.
Kid Rock 's, "I Am The Bullgod "
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the Mozart.
Original Lyrics:
I am the Bullgod.
Radiohead's, "Fake Plastic Trees"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her green plastic wobbly can
Original Lyrics:
Her green plastic watering can
Radiohead's, "High & Dry"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two jobs in a week
Original Lyrics:
Two jumps in a week
Radiohead's, "Paranoid Android"
Misheard Lyrics:
Poison in my head
or
Poison in my hair
Original Lyrics:
Voices in my head
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Californication"
Misheard Lyrics:
First bald unicorn
Original Lyrics:
First born unicorn
Sixpence None the Richer's, "There She Goes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pacing to my bed
Original Lyrics:
Racing through my brain
(later)
Pulsing through my veins
Stone Temple Pilots', "Vasoline"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it you? Is it me?
Original Lyrics:
Isn't you, isn't me
The Prodigy's, "Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the god of empire
or
I am the goddamn umpire
Original Lyrics:
I am the god of hellfire
The Prodigy's, "Jericho"
Misheard Lyrics:
The homes of Jericho
Original Lyrics:
The horns of Jericho
The Prodigy's, "Out of Space"
Misheard Lyrics:
To find another racist
Original Lyrics:
To find another race
The Prodigy's, "Out of Space"
Misheard Lyrics:
Voila
Original Lyrics:
Wa-Allah
The Prodigy's, "Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got frozen
Original Lyrics:
I got the poison
The Prodigy's, "Voodoo People"
Misheard Lyrics:
The poo-poo
Original Lyrics:
The voodoo
 
2000s
Ami Suzuki's, "Dub-I Dub"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey What The F*ck?
I Don't Want To F*ck
Original Lyrics:
I Don't Need Your Love Anymore
I Don't Need Your Love Anymore
Bruce Springsteen's, "The Rising"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see Marietta garden
Original Lyrics:
I see Mary in the garden
Death Cab For Cutie's, "The Sound of Settling"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the sound of Centrelink
Original Lyrics:
This is the sound of settling
Junior Senior's, "Move Your Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody, move your feet and fill your noggin.
Original Lyrics:
Everybody, move your feet and feel united.
Paris Hilton's, "Stars Are Blind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even though the stars are alive
Original Lyrics:
Even though the stars are blind
Soil's, "Need to Feel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, Fred Astaire
Original Lyrics:
Through more than a stare
The Prodigy's, "Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go adore all around the world
Original Lyrics:
Go and tour all around the world
The Prodigy's, "Omen"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's amore
Original Lyrics:
It's an omen
The Prodigy's, "Take Me to the Hospital"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome to the scene of the trash
or
Welcome to the scene of the Clash
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to the scene of the crash
The Prodigy's, "Warriors Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
And abuse it in the house
Original Lyrics:
And the music in the house
Vanessa Carlton's, "A Thousand Miles"
Misheard Lyrics:
I still listen
Original Lyrics:
I still miss you
Vanessa Carlton's, "Ordinary Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all seem surreal
Original Lyrics:
We all seem so real
 
country
Misheard Lyrics:
We ain't wrong we ain't Maury, and it's probably gonna happen again.
Original Lyrics:
We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry, and it's probably gonna happen again.

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