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1960s
Mamas And The Papas', "California Dreamin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
California dreamin', I've got you in a daze.
Original Lyrics:
California dreamin' on such a winter's day.
The Beatles', "Lady Madonna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leave me Madonna
Original Lyrics:
Lady Madonna
William Lava And Irving Taylor's, "F Troop"
Misheard Lyrics:
While pinning an awesome blood was spilled and so it was planned he'd command, F Troop.
Original Lyrics:
While pinning it on some blood was spilled and so it was planned he'd command, F Troop.
 
1970s
Carpenters', "Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft"
Misheard Lyrics:
We've been observing your birds
Original Lyrics:
We've been observing your words
Carpenters', "Superstar"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just hilarious
Original Lyrics:
It's just the radio
Chaka Khan's, "I'm Every Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm every woman
Original Lyrics:
Behind every woman
Earth, Wind & Fire's, "September"
Misheard Lyrics:
Buddy Holly
Original Lyrics:
Ba-de-ya
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets Bert Glennon.
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen.
George Baker Selection's, "Little Green Bag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking back on the quack
Original Lyrics:
Looking back on the track
Leo Sayer's, "When I Need You"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's sold out
Original Lyrics:
It's cold out
Manfred Mann's Earth Band's, "Blinded by the Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little early birdie gave my ass is curly wurly
Original Lyrics:
And little Early Pearly came by in his curly whirly
Odyssey's, "Native New Yorker"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're livin' la vida loca
Original Lyrics:
You're a native New Yorker
Queen 's, "We Will Rock You "
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken Yeah Chad All Over The Place.
Original Lyrics:
Kicking Your Can All Over The Place.
Supertramp's, "Dreamer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hola!
Original Lyrics:
Oh no!
The Doors', "Riders on the Storm"
Misheard Lyrics:
An actor all alone
Original Lyrics:
An actor out on loan
Toto's, "Rosanna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Teacher on the way
Original Lyrics:
Meet you all the way
 
1980s
.38 Special's, "Teacher, Teacher"
Misheard Lyrics:
Defect, defect
Can you reach me
Original Lyrics:
Teacher, teacher
Can you teach me?
Billy Joel's, "Sometimes a Fantasy"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just a can of pee
Original Lyrics:
It's just a fantasy
Christopher Cross', "Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you get caught between the loo
And New York City
Original Lyrics:
When you get caught between the moon
And New York City
Cold Chisel's, "Cheap Wine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once I smoked a peppermint cigar
Original Lyrics:
Once I smoked a Danneman cigar
Dead or Alive's, "In Too Deep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Judy
Original Lyrics:
Too deep
Dead or Alive's, "My Heart Goes Bang (Get Me to the Doctor)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get me, scuba diver
Original Lyrics:
Get me to the doctor
Def Leppard's, "Pour Some Sugar On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a Friday, Shake it up
Original Lyrics:
Break the bubble, break it up!
Kool And The Gang's, "Cherish"
Misheard Lyrics:
Parish the love we have
Original Lyrics:
Cherish the love we have
Salt-N-Pepa's, "Push It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get up on that dick!
Original Lyrics:
Get on out there and dance!
Sir Mix a Lot's, "Baby Got Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ohh, papa smooth skin,
You say you wanna get in my bins?
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, rump of smooth skin,
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
The Power Station's, "Some Like It Hot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just get yourself on time
Original Lyrics:
Just get yourself untied
Whitesnake's, "Is This Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
English love, or am I Spanish?
Original Lyrics:
Is this love or am I dreaming?
Yaz's, "Don't Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dumbo
Original Lyrics:
Don't go
 
1990s
Bone Thugs N Harmony's, "Thuggish Ruggish Bone"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the nugget fuck it song
Original Lyrics:
It's the thuggish Ruggish bone
Crowded House's, "Fall at Your Feet"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm really grown tonight
Original Lyrics:
I'm really closed tonight
Crowded House's, "Weather with You"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the sangria
Original Lyrics:
It's the same room
Gin Blossoms', "Follow You Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Any way to go
Original Lyrics:
Anywhere you go
Gloria Estefan's, "Turn The Beat Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn the beat around!
Love to hear her cussin'!
Original Lyrics:
Turn the beat around!
Love to hear percussion!
Live's, "All Over You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our love is like robots
or
Our love is like wombats
Original Lyrics:
Our love is like water
Parachute Express', "Color Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Same color song
Original Lyrics:
Sing the color song
The Cranberries', "Zombie"
Misheard Lyrics:
In your head, in your head, Tommy, Tommy
Original Lyrics:
In your head, in your head, Zombie, Zombie.
The Notorious B.I.G.'s, "One More Chance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yo bitch
Original Lyrics:
Yo Big
Vanilla Ice's, "Ice Ice Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Police on the scene
You know what I mean?
They passed me up, they're runnin' after dope fiends
Original Lyrics:
Police on the scene
You know what I mean?
They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends
 
2000s
Alicia Keys', "No One"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold on, hold on
or
Hola, hola
Original Lyrics:
No one, no one
Caramell's, "Caramell Dansen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance on my balls, cats having fun in a handbag Yours only yours, I wanna stay on instant It's no lie, Lisa in the crowd Said look harry had a vanity malfunction
Original Lyrics:
Dansa med oss, klappa era hnder Gr som vi gr, ta ngra steg t vnster Lyssna och lr, missa inte chansen Nu r vi hr med Caramelldansen
Empire Of The Sun's, "Walking On A Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Isabella
You can tell where we come from
Isabella
You can tell where we come from
Original Lyrics:
Is it real now When two people become one I can feel it When two people become one
Empire of the Sun's, "We Are the People"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't go out when I think you're gonna leave with my hard drive
Original Lyrics:
Can’t do well when I think you’re gonna leave me but I know I try
MIMS's, "Like This"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Dick's
Original Lyrics:
Like this
MIMS's, "This Is Why I'm Hot"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is white
Original Lyrics:
This is why
The Wiggles', "Wiggly Party"
Misheard Lyrics:
Italy party
Original Lyrics:
Wiggly party
Ween's, "Zoloft"
Misheard Lyrics:
"LOL, OMFG"
Original Lyrics:
Z-O-L-O-F-T
 
2010s
Breaking Benjamin's, "Lights Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't afford a cab I can't afford a cab
Original Lyrics:
I can't afford to care I can't afford to care
SAINt JHN's, "Roses (Imanbek Remix)"
Misheard Lyrics:
“I was in a porno with a bag of screaming goats”.
Original Lyrics:
I walked in the corner with the body screaming dolo
 
country
Dixie Chicks', "Landslide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dylan gets sober
Original Lyrics:
Children get older

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