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1960s
Donovan's, "Mellow Yellow"
Misheard Lyrics:
They call me Henrietta
Original Lyrics:
They call me Mellow Yellow
Dusty Springfield's, "Wishin' and Hopin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Witchy and poopy
Original Lyrics:
Wishin' and hopin'
Mary Hopkin's, "Those Were the Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
But we were young and sure to pass away
Original Lyrics:
But we were young and sure to have our way
The Animals', "Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please don't let me be in Somerset
Original Lyrics:
Please don't let me be misunderstood
The Shangri-Las', "Leader of the Pack"
Misheard Lyrics:
A beagle or a cat
Original Lyrics:
The leader of the pack
The Zombies', "Tell Her No"
Misheard Lyrics:
Domino-no-no-no
Original Lyrics:
Tell her no, no, no, no
 
1970s
Commercial's, "Hardee's"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just hear that meat simmer
Original Lyrics:
Just hear that meat sizzle
David Bowie's, "Fame"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fowl
Original Lyrics:
Fame
Hall & Oates', "Rich Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you go...
Original Lyrics:
Don't you know?
Heart's, "Barracuda"
Misheard Lyrics:
No right, no wrong
Selling a song
Oh, dang...! Whipped spaghetti
Original Lyrics:
No right no wrong
Selling a song
A name whisper game.
Jackson 5's, "Dancing Machine"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's at Penn Station
Original Lyrics:
She's a dancing machine
LaBelle's, "Lady Marmalade"
Misheard Lyrics:
His late mama died down in old New Orleans
(later)
Bad boy drank all that napoleon wine
or
Fat boy drank all that napoleon wine
Original Lyrics:
He met Marmalade down in old New Orleans
(later)
That boy drank all that magnolia wine
Manfred Mann's Earth Band's, "Blinded By The Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ripped up like a douche, another boner in the night.
Original Lyrics:
Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.
Pink Floyd's, "Mother"
Misheard Lyrics:
Calm down, baby
Original Lyrics:
Hush now, baby
Queen's, "Somebody to Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Buy me somebody from Russia
Original Lyrics:
Find me somebody to love
Reunion's, "Life Is a Rock (But the Radio Rolled Me)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fish and swim at Boston Market
Original Lyrics:
Fish and swim and Boston Monkey
The Miracles', "Love Machine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just a Coke machine
Original Lyrics:
I'm just a love machine
 
1980s
10,000 Maniacs', "Like the Weather"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's okay
Original Lyrics:
It's coal grey
10,000 Maniacs', "What's the Matter Here?"
Misheard Lyrics:
We live on a lonely street
Original Lyrics:
We live on Morgan St
David Bowie's, "Let's Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
First kiss
Original Lyrics:
Let's dance
David Bowie's, "Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Waterloo
Original Lyrics:
Modern love
Def Leppard's, "Animal"
Misheard Lyrics:
Vagabond
or
Panama
Original Lyrics:
Animal
Evelyn Thomas', "High Energy"
Misheard Lyrics:
High density
Original Lyrics:
High energy
Genesis', "Behind the Lines"
Misheard Lyrics:
You gave no results
or
You gave no insults
Original Lyrics:
You gave no reason
Hall & Oates', "I Can't Go for That (No Can Do)"
Misheard Lyrics:
No K-2
Original Lyrics:
No can do
Hall & Oates', "Out of Touch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your handy touch
Original Lyrics:
You're out of touch
Pat Benatar's, "We Belong"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leave me alone
Original Lyrics:
We belong
Queen's, "Who Wants to Live Forever"
Misheard Lyrics:
No monster lives forever
Original Lyrics:
Who wants to live forever
The Police's, "King of Pain"
Misheard Lyrics:
I stood here before inside the ball and chain
Original Lyrics:
I stood here before inside the pouring rain
Van Halen's, "Panama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Vagabond!
Original Lyrics:
Panama!
 
1990s
Beck's, "Loser"
Misheard Lyrics:
So, I overfed the dog!
Original Lyrics:
Soy un perdedor
Corona's, "The Rhythm Of The Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
[In Spanish] ¿Es son Reebok o son Nike? [Are those Reebok or Nike?]
Original Lyrics:
This is the rhythm of the night
Gin Blossoms', "Found Out About You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm bad ass about you
Original Lyrics:
I found out about you
Jane's Addiction's, "Been Caught Stealing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't just stealin'
I'm just sneakin' a snack
Original Lyrics:
I enjoy stealing
It’s just as simple as that
Jocelyn Enriquez's, "Do You Miss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cuties
Original Lyrics:
Do you miss...
La Bouche's, "Sweet Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet dreams of passion tonight
Original Lyrics:
Sweet dreams of passion through the night
Mark Morrison's, "Return of the Mack"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know that I love that
Original Lyrics:
You know that I'll be back
Mark Morrison's, "Return of the Mack"
Misheard Lyrics:
You lost the money
Original Lyrics:
You lied to me.
Mark Morrison's, "Return of the Mack"
Misheard Lyrics:
Young lover mane
Original Lyrics:
You lied to me
Seal's, "Kiss from a Rose"
Misheard Lyrics:
I didn't know...
Original Lyrics:
But did you know...
Technotronic's, "Move This"
Misheard Lyrics:
People don't you know, don't you know it's a baton
Original Lyrics:
People don't you know, don't you know it's about time
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Albuquerque"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lemonade box under the stairs
Original Lyrics:
Living in a box under the stairs
 
2000s
BBMak's, "Out of My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
$5.50 fine
Original Lyrics:
I feel fine
BBMak's, "Still on Your Side"
Misheard Lyrics:
I win
Original Lyrics:
I will
Crazy Town's, "Darkside"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the black Obama
Original Lyrics:
I'm the black-eyed bomber
Rihanna's, "Cheers (Drink To That)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let the pasta get you down
Original Lyrics:
Don't let the bastards get you down
Wee Sing's, "My Blue Balloon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tie one on
Original Lyrics:
Tie a knot
Weird Al Yankovic's, "White & Nerdy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Plop, plop
Original Lyrics:
Pop, pop
 
country
Faith Hill's, "Let Me Let Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought I was sober baby
or
I thought I was older baby
Original Lyrics:
I thought it was over baby
 
misc
Elton John and Dua Lipa's, "Cold Heart (PNAU Remix)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Coco Heart
Original Lyrics:
Cold, cold heart

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