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1960s
Arthur Brown's, "Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fire, I beg you to burn, Fire, I beg you to learn, I'll see you in Berne.
Original Lyrics:
Fire, I'll take you to burn, Fire I'll take you to learn, I'll see you burn.
Canned Heat's, "Going Up the Country"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going out to Churchill
Original Lyrics:
I'm going up the country
Marvin Gaye's, "How Sweet It Is to Be Loved by You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna stop (stop) and thanks again
Original Lyrics:
I wanna stop (stop) and thank you baby
Procol Harum's, "A Whiter Shade Of Pale"
Misheard Lyrics:
And so we rise later
Original Lyrics:
And so it was that later.
Simon & Garfunkel's, "The Sound of Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stealing me
Original Lyrics:
Still remains
 
1970s
America's, "Tin Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Summer quick to take debate
Original Lyrics:
Some are quick to take the bait
Barry Manilow's, "It's a Miracle"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a baby girl
or
It's a baby boy
Original Lyrics:
It's a miracle
Diana Ross', "One Love in My Lifetime"
Misheard Lyrics:
From faggots to bitches, here I am
Original Lyrics:
From rags to riches, here I stand
Dr. Hook's, "A Little Bit More"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me love your hired soldiers
Original Lyrics:
Let me rub your tired shoulders
Dr. Hook's, "Sharing the Night Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chevy ride together
Original Lyrics:
Sharing the night together
Earth, Wind & Fire's, "Getaway"
Misheard Lyrics:
Debonair
or
Derriere
Original Lyrics:
Getaway
First Class', "Beach Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oozy haze.
Original Lyrics:
Blue sea haze.
Misheard Lyrics:
Your kids don't do that
Original Lyrics:
Do this, don't do that
Helen Reddy's, "Angie Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm G-rated
Original Lyrics:
Angie baby
Helen Reddy's, "I Can't Hear You No More"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me your story, baby
Original Lyrics:
Tell me you're sorry, baby
Jefferson Starship's, "With Your Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Haven't been resigned
Original Lyrics:
Heaven sent the sign
Jigsaw's, "Sky High"
Misheard Lyrics:
Floatin' on the sky
Original Lyrics:
Blown it all sky high
Kenny Rogers', "She Believes in Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she has taken me
Original Lyrics:
And she has faith in me
Kenny Rogers', "You Decorated My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
You recreated my wife
Original Lyrics:
You decorated my life
Stevie Wonder's, "Living for the City"
Misheard Lyrics:
Surrounded by photos that ain't so pretty
Original Lyrics:
Surrounded by four walls that ain't so pretty
The Guess Who's, "American Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't need your gastrocnemius
Original Lyrics:
I don't need your ghetto scenes
The Manhattans', "Kiss and Say Goodbye"
Misheard Lyrics:
We've been waiting here so long
or
We've been waiters here so long
Original Lyrics:
We've been meeting here so long
 
1980s
ABC's, "When Smokey Sings"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're smoking cigs
Original Lyrics:
When Smokey sings
Bon Jovi's, "Never Say Goodbye"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby says goodbye
Original Lyrics:
Never say goodbye
Boston's, "Amanda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, man-a!
Original Lyrics:
Amanda
Cliff Richard's, "Some People"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take crime in themselves
Original Lyrics:
Take pride in themselves
Dan Hill and Vonda Shepard's, "Can't We Try"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't we try just a little less crime?
Original Lyrics:
Can't we try just a little less pride?
Debbie Gibson's, "Only in My Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
It was only a human being
Original Lyrics:
It was only in my dreams
Heart's, "Who Will You Run To"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you sure don't want Rihanna
Original Lyrics:
But you sure don't want me in it
Kenny Rogers', "Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're belated
Original Lyrics:
You're my lady
Paul Young's, "Come Back and Stay"
Misheard Lyrics:
The vacuum sucks for good this time
Original Lyrics:
Come back and stay for good this time
Richard Marx's, "Don't Mean Nothing"
Misheard Lyrics:
No victim, no cry
Original Lyrics:
No victim, no crime
The Cult's, "Wild Flower"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Alka-Seltzer
Original Lyrics:
I'm out of control
The Pointer Sisters', "He's So Shy"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a guy
Original Lyrics:
He's so shy
The Smiths', "Girlfriend in a Coma"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know, it's cereal
or
I know, it's mysterious
or
I know, it's a serial
Original Lyrics:
I know, it's serious
The Whispers', "Rock Steady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Outstanding
Original Lyrics:
Rock steady
Wham!'s, "Careless Whisper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look what I found. Look what I found.
Original Lyrics:
Now that you're gone. Now that you're gone.
 
1990s
Faith No More's, "Epic"
Misheard Lyrics:
You one and all
Original Lyrics:
You want it all
George Michael's, "Too Funky"
Misheard Lyrics:
Been there, been there, been there
Original Lyrics:
Baby, baby, baby
House of Pain's, "Jump Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
Joke around
or
Choke around
Original Lyrics:
Jump around
Jane's Addiction's, "Been Caught Stealing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been colicky
Original Lyrics:
I've been caught stealing
TLC's, "Creep"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes it's Megan
Original Lyrics:
Yes it's me again
The Breeders', "Cannonball"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bigger than a wishing well
Original Lyrics:
Spitting in a wishing well
The Cover Girls', "Wishing on a Star"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm where she wants to be
Original Lyrics:
I'm wishing on a dream
The Notorious B.I.G.'s, "Hypnotize"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy, Billy, Billy, can't you see?
Original Lyrics:
Biggie, Biggie, Biggie, can't you see?
Vanessa Williams', "Just for Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Was guilty sonic growl
Original Lyrics:
Was built on solid ground
 
2000s
LL Cool J's, "Luv U Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is for my only one
Original Lyrics:
This is for my number one
Ronan Keating's, "Life Is a Rollercoaster"
Misheard Lyrics:
High-speed rollercoaster
Original Lyrics:
Life is a rollercoaster
 
2010s
Adele's, "Someone Like You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone's I.Q.
Original Lyrics:
Someone like you
Sabaton's, "The Last Stand"
Misheard Lyrics:
For the faithful, the way of the sword
Original Lyrics:
For the faith, for the way of the sword

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