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1960s
Elvis Presley's, "If I Can Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
There must be lice burning brighter somewhere
Original Lyrics:
There must be lights burning brighter somewhere
Neil Diamond's, "Sweet Caroline"
Misheard Lyrics:
And, touching hand
Original Lyrics:
Hands, touching hands
The Foundations', "Build Me Up Buttercup"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be home, oh baby, 'side the phone, waiting for you!
Original Lyrics:
I'll be home, I'll be beside the phone, waiting for you!
The Rolling Stones', "Honky Tonk Women"
Misheard Lyrics:
I met a gin soaked bar-room queen in big pearls
Original Lyrics:
I met a gin soaked bar-room queen in Memphis
 
1970s
Billy Joel's, "Turn Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Elijah you must begin again
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Eliza you must begin again
Electric Light Orchestra's, "Mr. Blue Sky"
Misheard Lyrics:
See how this song signs rightly
Original Lyrics:
See how the sun shines brightly
Samantha Sang's, "Emotion"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just emotion vasectomy over
Original Lyrics:
It's just emotion that's taking me over
Steve Miller Band's, "Jet Airliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
We gonna get outta line-uh!
Original Lyrics:
Big ol' jet airliner
The 5th Dimension's, "If I Could Reach You"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I knew the mansion I would take
Original Lyrics:
If I knew the magic it would take
The 5th Dimension's, "If I Could Reach You"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I knew the mansion I would take
Original Lyrics:
If I knew the mansion it would take
 
1980s
Bryan Adams', "Hearts on Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
The lights are on
Original Lyrics:
The lights are down
Devo's, "Whip It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Catch that wave!
Original Lyrics:
Crack that whip!
Dexy's Midnight Runners', "Come On Eileen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, I need to rye-ay.
Original Lyrics:
Come on, Eileen. To ra, te-loo-rye-ay.
Fleetwood Mac's, "Seven Wonders"
Misheard Lyrics:
So it’s ought to find
Original Lyrics:
So it’s hard to find
George Michael's, "One More Try"
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause it ain't no choice
Original Lyrics:
'cause it ain't no joy
Glenn Frey's, "The One You Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you'll be afraid
Original Lyrics:
I know you need a friend
Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam's, "Head to Toe"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got, I got to kill you, darling
Original Lyrics:
I got, I got to tell you, darling
Los Lobos', "La Bamba"
Misheard Lyrics:
You want a piece of this?
Original Lyrics:
Por ti sera
Olivia Newton-John's, "Heart Attack"
Misheard Lyrics:
My legs all week
Original Lyrics:
My legs are weak
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got to say you win
Original Lyrics:
You've got to say you will
Prince's, "Paisley Park"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dis s*** is easy
Original Lyrics:
Admission is easy
Robert Palmer's, "Addicted to Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mida's little face is full of dit-dit-da-love!
Original Lyrics:
Might as well face it, you're addicted to love.
Soft Cell's, "Tainted Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I've lost my life
For I toss and turn, I can't sleep at night
Original Lyrics:
And I've lost my light
For I toss and turn, I can't sleep at night
Steel Breeze's, "You Don't Want Me Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Homicide, don't know where to go
Original Lyrics:
Undecided, don't know where to go
The Gap Band's, "You Dropped a Bomb on Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You dropped Obama
Original Lyrics:
You dropped a bomb on me
They Might Be Giants', "Birdhouse in Your Soul"
Misheard Lyrics:
Buccanerie in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a pine on it
Say I could only be in your body
Original Lyrics:
Blue canary in the outlet by the light switch
Who watches over you
Make a little birdhouse in your soul
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet
Tom Petty's, "Runnin' Down a Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Workin' on Mr. Clean
or
Workin' on Listerine
Original Lyrics:
Workin' on mystery
 
1990s
Beverley Craven's, "Promise Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
There are nights when I want to be losing track of time
Original Lyrics:
Now I'm right where I want to be, losing track of time
Cher's, "Shoop Shoop Song (It's in His Kiss)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hugging and squeezing tight and find out what you wanna know
Original Lyrics:
Hug him and squeeze him tight and find out what you wanna know
Chumbawamba's, "Amnesia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye to December
Original Lyrics:
Goodbye to the summer
Crystal Waters', "Gypsy Woman (She's Homeless)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her hair wouldn't be right without her make up, she's never had her make up
Original Lyrics:
Her day wouldn't be right without her make up, she's never out of make up
Dave Matthews Band's, "Tripping Billies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yellow things
Original Lyrics:
Yellow flames
Eiffel 65's, "Blue (Da Ba Dee)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would pee on a guy
Original Lyrics:
Da ba dee, da ba di.
Lenny Kravitz's, "It Ain't Over 'til It's Over"
Misheard Lyrics:
But we always learn things out
Original Lyrics:
But we always work things out
Melanie B's, "Tell Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's you
Original Lyrics:
And that's true
Michael Bolton's, "Love Is a Wonderful Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
The same magic when you're in my arms
No magic can define, oh no
Original Lyrics:
The same magic when you're in my arms
No logic can define, oh no
Next's, "Too Close"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, let me find it
Original Lyrics:
Baby, when we're grindin'
Oasis', "Supersonic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me your Wonderbra
Original Lyrics:
Give me your autograph
Sheryl Crow's, "My Favorite Mistate"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're my favorite game
or
You're my favorite things
Original Lyrics:
You're my favorite mistake
Misheard Lyrics:
Makes me wanna steer
Original Lyrics:
Makes me wanna steal
The Lion King's, "Circle of Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah zabenya I have an itch in me balls
Original Lyrics:
Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba Sithi uhm ingonyama
Wamdue Project's, "King of My Castle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Must be the reason why I'm queen my trestle.
Original Lyrics:
Must be the reason why I'm freeing my trapped soul.
 
2000s
Finger Eleven's, "One Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I sorted it, oww.
If a new one, bow this one thing
Original Lyrics:
If I sorted it out
If I knew all about this one thing.
Fountains of Wayne's, "Stacy's Mom"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in love with sticky buns
Original Lyrics:
I'm in love with Stacy's Mom
Lenny Kravitz's, "Lady"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some fisted-catered lady
Original Lyrics:
Sophisticated lady
 
2010s
Lainey Wilson's, "Things a Man Oughta Know"
Misheard Lyrics:
How to chase a rabbit down a driveway, how'd you ever let it get there in the first place
Original Lyrics:
How to chase forever down a driveway, how to never let it get there in the first place
Muse's, "Animals"
Misheard Lyrics:
End morals
Original Lyrics:
Bend more rules
 
country
Faith Hill's, "The Way You Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, I love the way you know me
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, I love the way you love me
Shania Twain's, "Man! I Feel Like a Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ho ho ho
Original Lyrics:
Oh oh oh
 
misc
Twenty One Pilots', "The Outside"
Misheard Lyrics:
Switch it up on me, feel the fish and sea
Original Lyrics:
Switched it up on me, fuel efficiency

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