Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> J -> Michael Jackson

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"2 Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too bad, too bad bubby
You dentists scram and shove it.
Original Lyrics:
Too bad, too bad about it
Why don't you scream and shout it?
"2 Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too bad, too bad bubby
You dentists sram and shove it.
Original Lyrics:
Too bad, too bad about it
Why don't you scream and shout it?
"2 Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too bad
To bad a buddy
(Why don't you scream, then shove it?)
Too bad about it, Boy.
Original Lyrics:
Too bad
Too bad about it
Why don't you scream and shout it?
Too bad about it, oh.
"2000 Watts"
Misheard Lyrics:
2000 walks to ate homes
Original Lyrics:
2000 watts, eight ohms
"2000 Watts"
Misheard Lyrics:
2000 watts - eh-oh!
Original Lyrics:
2000 watts, eight ohms
"2000 Watts"
Misheard Lyrics:
2000 watts, ain't wrong
Original Lyrics:
2000 watts, eight ohms
"2000 Watts"
Misheard Lyrics:
Press play, don't stop
Cold b****, too hard
You pee, I'm grilled
Everything you gimme
Timmy, what's the deal?
Original Lyrics:
Press play, don't stop
Rotate, too hot
You feel I'm real
I'm everything you need
So tell me what's the deal?
"2000 Watts"
Misheard Lyrics:
Speak slow
Trouble
Stir more
Get sewed
High low
Ugo
Just enough when your sluices flow.
Original Lyrics:
Bass note
Treble
Stereo
Control
How low
You go
Just enought to make your juices flow.
"2000 Watts"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two thousand watts, eight bolts
Two hundred volts, real trolls
Two-hundredth batch, you foam
Don't give up when you see me, baby
Bump the load.
Original Lyrics:
Two thousand watts, eight ohms
Two hundred volts, real strong
Too much of that, fuse blown
Be careful what you say
Don't overload.
"Another Part Of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't point your finger, that's dangerous.
Original Lyrics:
Don't point your finger, not dangerous.
"Another Part Of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once again, over!
Original Lyrics:
We're taking over.
"Another Part Of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's just another porno queen.
Original Lyrics:
She's just another part of me.
"Another Part Of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
The plan is saliva.
Original Lyrics:
The planets are lining up.
"Another Part Of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is a train,
you want a bus
Original Lyrics:
This is our planet,
you're one of us
"Another Part Of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is a train
You want a bus.
Original Lyrics:
This is our planet
You're one of us.
"Another Part Of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is our planet
You wanna bother us.
Original Lyrics:
This is our planet
You're one of us.
"Another Part Of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You just really smell like pee.
Original Lyrics:
You're just another part of me.
"Another Part Of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You want another quarter man.
Original Lyrics:
Your just another part of me.
"Another Part Of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're just another part of meat.
Original Lyrics:
You're just another part of me.
"Another Part Of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're just another pice of pee.
Original Lyrics:
You're just another part of me.
"Another Part Of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're just another porter man.
Original Lyrics:
You're just another part of me.
"Another Part Of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're just another porter man
Original Lyrics:
You're just another part of me
"Another Part Of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're just another quadaming.
Original Lyrics:
You're just another part of me.
"Another Part Of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're just another quart of paint.
Original Lyrics:
You're just another part of me.
"Another Part Of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're just another quarter man.
Original Lyrics:
You're just another part of me.
"Another Part Of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're just another quentin mon.
Original Lyrics:
You're just another part of me.
"Another Part Of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're just another quentin mon.
Original Lyrics:
You're just another part of me.
"Another Part Of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your just another pot of paint.
Original Lyrics:
Your just another part of me.
"Another Part of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the truth!
Original Lyrics:
Message to you.
"Another Part of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wait in your Nova.
Original Lyrics:
We're taking over.
"Another Part of Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your just another Quartermain.
Original Lyrics:
Your just another part of me.
"Baby Be Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are all the future that I designed
Original Lyrics:
You are all the future that I desire
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the whole world has to end, so right now
Just to tell you once again.
Original Lyrics:
And the whole world has to answer right now
Just to tell you once again.
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the whole world has to entertain me,
Just to tear you once again
Original Lyrics:
And the whole world has to answer right now
Just to tell you once again.
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because I'm bad, I'm bad
Charmin!
Original Lyrics:
Because I'm bad, I'm bad
Come on!
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because I'm bad, I'm bad
Shilmong!
Original Lyrics:
Because I'm bad, I'm bad
Come on!
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because I'm bad, Jamal.
Original Lyrics:
Because I'm bad, come on.
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because I'm bad, shum on.
Original Lyrics:
Because I'm bad, come on.
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chamorn!
Original Lyrics:
Come on!
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chum on!
Original Lyrics:
Come on!
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chumone!
Original Lyrics:
Come on!
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Disease of the eyes is the limit.
Original Lyrics:
But they say the sky's the limit.
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna hurt your mind, thoughts you to kill.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna hurt you mind, don't shoot to kill.
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'am fat, I'am fat
Come on!
Original Lyrics:
I'm bad, I'm bad
Come on!
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a man, a man, Jamal!
Original Lyrics:
I'm bad, I'm bad, come on!
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm back, I'm back, you know it.
Original Lyrics:
I'm bad, I'm bad, you know it.
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm bad, I'm bad, John Boy.
Original Lyrics:
I'm bad, I'm bad, you know it.
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm bent, I'm bent, you know it.
Original Lyrics:
I'm bad, I'm bad, you know it.
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm black! You know it! Really, really black!
Original Lyrics:
I'm bad! You know it! Really really bad!
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm black, I'm black, but you don't know it!!
Original Lyrics:
I'm bad, I'm bad, you know it.
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm black, I'm black, don't throw it!!
Original Lyrics:
I'm bad, I'm bad, you know it.
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm black, I'm black, you know it.
Original Lyrics:
I'm bad, I'm bad, you know it.
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm black, you know it.
Original Lyrics:
I'm bad, you know it.
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm tellin' you
Gonna go out there
Gonna get your mind
Don't shoot to kill.
Original Lyrics:
I'm tellin' you
On how I feel
Gonna hurt your mind
Don't shoot to kill.
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm telling you to watch your mama
Original Lyrics:
I'm telling you, just watch your mouth
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm telling you, I'm a hip-hop diva.
Original Lyrics:
I'm telling you, on how I feel.
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm thin, I'm bad.
Original Lyrics:
I'm bad, I'm bad.
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jam on!
or
Ja know!
Original Lyrics:
Come on!
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jamal!
Original Lyrics:
Come on!
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jean Paul
Original Lyrics:
Come on
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
John Bold!
Original Lyrics:
Come on!
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
John Paul!
Original Lyrics:
Come on!
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jumbo
Original Lyrics:
Come on.
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kill me!
Original Lyrics:
Feel me!
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sean Paul
Original Lyrics:
Come on!
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sham on
or
Sha Mo
or
Sha Mo
Original Lyrics:
Come on
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sha Mo
Original Lyrics:
Come on
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sha-Mu
Original Lyrics:
Come on.
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sha-boe!
Original Lyrics:
Come on!
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sham on.
Original Lyrics:
Come on!
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shamad!
Original Lyrics:
I'm bad!
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shamon
Original Lyrics:
Come on
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shampoo
Original Lyrics:
Come on
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
She cries.
Original Lyrics:
Come on!
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
She moans.
Original Lyrics:
Come on!
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
She'll more!
Original Lyrics:
Come on!
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shmoan!
Original Lyrics:
You know it!
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shum - on.
Original Lyrics:
Come on.
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
They say the fighting is the limit.
Original Lyrics:
They say the sky's the limit.
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trombone
Original Lyrics:
Come on!
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well they say the sky's the limit
And to me they smell of fruit
And my friend you had said nothing
Just the way to Agadoo.
Original Lyrics:
Well they say the sky's the limit
And to me that's really true
But my friend, you have seen nothing
Just wait 'til I get through.
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you see the skies for a minute
Original Lyrics:
But they say the sky's the limit.
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
You better bring your a** for nothing.
Original Lyrics:
But my friend, you have seen nothing.
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'm loose
Original Lyrics:
You know I'm smooth.
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I'm mooce.
Original Lyrics:
You know I'm smooth.
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're throwing stones at your hands
Original Lyrics:
You're throwing stones to hide your hands
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your a** is mine!
Original Lyrics:
Your butt is mine.
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your bird is mine.
Original Lyrics:
Your butt is mine.
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your bird is mine
Gonna take it right back.
Original Lyrics:
Your butt is mine
Gonna take you right.
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your blerd is fine
Won't you take a ride?
Eschew your fees
And broadly lie
Am tailing yew
'Bout an hour I feel
Gonna blurt your mine
Gonna shoot the keel
John Paul, John Paul
Get on me, all right!
Original Lyrics:
Your butt is mine
But you ain't the right
To show your face
In broad daylight
I'm telling you
'Bout how I feel
Gonna hurt your mind
Gonna shoot to kill
Come on, come on
Lay it on me, all right!
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your butt is mine
Don't you ache right
Just show your face
And Rolf didn't lie
I'm telling you
Gonna hoe our field
Gonna cut your mind
Don't shoot to kill
Jean-paul, jean-paul
Get on me, alright.
Original Lyrics:
Your butt is mine
Gonna take you right
Just show your face
In broad daylight
I'm telling you
On how I feel
Gonna hurt your mind
Don't shoot to kill
Come on, come on
Lay it on me, all right!
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your mom
Original Lyrics:
Come on!
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your slut is fine.
Original Lyrics:
Your butt is mine.
"Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
because I'm a bad a***.
Original Lyrics:
Because I'm bad, come on.
"Be Not Always"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the race is arms and strife
Original Lyrics:
When the races are in strife
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beaded, beaded
No one wants to eat a peanut.
Original Lyrics:
Beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beaner!
Beaner!
No one wants to be a beaner.
Original Lyrics:
Beat it!
Beat it!
No one wants to be defeated.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat dead
Original Lyrics:
Beat it
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat it (beat it)
No one wants a beedy feedy
Original Lyrics:
Beat it (beat it)
No one wants to be defeated
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat it (beat it)
No one wants a beat it, feed it.
Original Lyrics:
Beat it (beat it)
No one wants to be defeated.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat it (beat it)
No one wants you here, so beat it.
Original Lyrics:
Beat it (beat it)
No one wants to be defeated.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat it
No one wants to beat your feet in
or
Beat it!
No one wants to be the beat it
or
Beat it!
No one wants to be the beat it
Original Lyrics:
Beat it
No one wants to be defeated
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat it!
No one wants to be the beat it.
or
Beat it
No one wants to beat your feet in.
Original Lyrics:
Beat it
No one wants to be defeated.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat it, Beat it, Beat it, Beat it, Do me nique-a be da pita
Original Lyrics:
Beat it, Beat it, Beat it, Beat it, No one wants to be defeated
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat it, beat it No one wants to beat it, beat it.
Original Lyrics:
Beat it, beat it No one wants to be defeated.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat it, beat it
All you have to do is beat it.
Original Lyrics:
Beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat it, beat it
No one wants the key to speed
Show you're hot puckey, show you're just right.
Original Lyrics:
Beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky, strong is your fight.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Show 'em how f**king strong is your fight.
Original Lyrics:
Beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky, strong is your fight.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat it, beat it
No one wants to beat it, beat it
Show 'em Hot Pockets
Show 'em what's right.
Original Lyrics:
Beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky
Strong is your fight.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat it, beat it
No one wants to beat-a-beat it.
Original Lyrics:
Beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat it, beat it
No wants to really feel it
Show 'em how funky, throwing just fights
It doesn't matter who's grown-up right.
Original Lyrics:
Beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky, strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat it, beat it
No one kann dem wiederstehn!
Original Lyrics:
Beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat it, beat it
You know how it feels to beat it
Show them how f***ing yourself feels right
Which does it matter, who's wrong or right?
Original Lyrics:
Beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showing how funky, strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat it
Beat it
No one wants a beaded peanut
Showin' Hot Pockets
What tastes right.
Original Lyrics:
Beat it
Beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Show 'em how funky
Strong is your fight.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat it
Beat it
No one wants to be a-beaten
Slow and hot chuggy, strong is your ride.
Original Lyrics:
Beat it
Beat it
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky, strong is your fight.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat it
No one wants to really feel it.
Original Lyrics:
Beat it
No one wants to be defeated.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat it
No-one wants to beat it, beat it.
Original Lyrics:
Beat it
No one wants to be defeated.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat it
No-one wants to beat it, street it.
Original Lyrics:
Beat it
No-one wants to be defeated.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beat kids!
Original Lyrics:
Beat it!
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bidet
Original Lyrics:
Beat it
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Breed it!
Breed it!
No one wants to peachy-keen it
Original Lyrics:
Beat it!
Beat it!
No one wants to be defeated.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Daytona don't you ever come around here.
Original Lyrics:
They told him don't you ever come around here.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don Quichotte fight.
Original Lyrics:
Showing how funky, strong is your fight.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you stop f***ing strong is your fighter.
Original Lyrics:
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feed it, feed it
No one wants to feed my peeis.
Original Lyrics:
Beat it (beat it)
No one wants to be defeated.
(spelled wrong intentionally)
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feed it
Original Lyrics:
Beat it
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grow um hot buggy, stronger tonight
or
No I'm not honky, so are you white?
Original Lyrics:
Showin' how funky, strong is your fight.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heated, heated.
No one wants a beef fajita.
Show 'em hot pocket, strong is your fight
Original Lyrics:
Beat it, beat it.
No one wants to be defeated.
Showin' how funky, strong is your fight
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey dodo, don't you ever come around here!
Original Lyrics:
They told him, 'Don't you ever come around here.'
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
I mean it!
Original Lyrics:
Just beat it!
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
I think I ate your feet, yeah!
Original Lyrics:
No one wants to be defeated.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
If no one wants your penis, beat it.
Original Lyrics:
No one wants to be defeated.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
It doesn't matter who starts the fight.
Original Lyrics:
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
It doesn't matter who's from the Right.
Original Lyrics:
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
It doesn't matter whose mom is right.
Original Lyrics:
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the one batter, who's wrong or right?
Just beat it!
Original Lyrics:
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
Just beat it!
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
John we're not f***ing, John is your fighter
It doest matter who's wrong or right,
just beat it
Original Lyrics:
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right,
just beat it
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
Noah wants to be defeated
Original Lyrics:
Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just beat it, beat it
No one wants to feal the feelin'.
Original Lyrics:
Just beat it, beat it
No one wants to be defeated.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Justina!
Original Lyrics:
Just beat it!
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more a**-f***ing, hung is your might.
Original Lyrics:
Showin' how funky, strong is your fight.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
No on wants a beedy-feedy
Show 'em hot monkey, strong is your fight.
Original Lyrics:
No one wants to be defeated
Showing how funky, strong is your fight.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one likes your diary thesus.
Original Lyrics:
No one wants to be defeated.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one puts the beat in beat it.
Original Lyrics:
No one wants to be defeated.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one wants a Bidet fitted.
Original Lyrics:
No one wants to be defeated.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one wants a beat it, beat it.
Original Lyrics:
No one wants to be defeated.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one wants a beedy feedy
Original Lyrics:
No one wants to be defeated
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one wants to be deceived
Original Lyrics:
No one wants to be defeated
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one wants to be deleted.
Original Lyrics:
No one wants to be defeated.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one wants to be the beaten.
Original Lyrics:
No one wants to be defeated.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one wants to bear my fetus
Show them my monkey in trousers so tight.
Original Lyrics:
No one wants to be defeated
Show 'em how funky, strong is your fight.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one wants to beat a beetle.
Original Lyrics:
No one wants to be defeated.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one wants to beat a fetus.
Original Lyrics:
No one wants to be defeated.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one wants to beat it, beat it.
Original Lyrics:
No one wants to be defeated.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one wants to beat it, beat it
Sure you're not Rocky, but that's all right.
Original Lyrics:
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky, strong is your fight.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one wants to beat the beater.
Original Lyrics:
No one wants to be defeated.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one wants to beat the feeder.
Original Lyrics:
No one wants to be defeated.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one wants to beat the feeling.
Showin' that monkey, promise you'll fight
Original Lyrics:
No one wants to be defeated.
Showin' how funky, strong is your fight
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one wants to beat the feeling.
Show 'em fat monkey, who's gonna fight.
Original Lyrics:
No one wants to be defeated.
Showin' how funky, strong is your fight.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one wants to beat the feeling
Original Lyrics:
No one wants to be defeated
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one wants to beat the p*eni*s.
Original Lyrics:
No one wants to be defeated.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one wants to eat a beefsteak.
Original Lyrics:
No one wants to be defeated.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one wants to eat it, Rita.
Original Lyrics:
No one wants to be defeated.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one wants to eat the fecies.
Original Lyrics:
No one wants to be defeated.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one wants to eat the fetus
Original Lyrics:
No one wants to be defeated
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one wants to feed it, beat it.
Original Lyrics:
No one wants to be defeated.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one wants to feed the feeder
Original Lyrics:
No one wants to be defeated.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one wants to feel the fever
Original Lyrics:
No one wants to be defeated
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one wants to fight for freedom.
Original Lyrics:
No one wants to be defeated.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
No-one wants to see your penis
Original Lyrics:
No one wants to be defeated
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody wants to feed the beat it
Original Lyrics:
Nobody wants to be defeated
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh one wants to pee n' eat it
Original Lyrics:
No one wants to be defeated
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Penis!
Original Lyrics:
Beat it!
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show 'em I'm funky, it's wrong to just fight.
Original Lyrics:
Showin' how funky, strong is your fight.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show 'em hot buggies, strong is your knight.
Original Lyrics:
Showin' how funky, strong is your fight.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show 'em hot f***in'.
Original Lyrics:
Show 'em how funky.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show 'em hot funky, show 'em your smile.
Original Lyrics:
Showin' how funky strong is your fighter.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show 'em hot monkies, wrong, it's your fight.
Original Lyrics:
Showing how funky, strong is your fight.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show 'em how f***y, strong is your fight
Original Lyrics:
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show 'em how funky, 'long as you're right
It doesn't matter who's on your bike.
Original Lyrics:
Showin' how funky, strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show 'em how funky, show Michelle Pfeiffer.
Original Lyrics:
Show 'em how funky, strong is your fight.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show 'em that chunky thong, it's so tight!
Original Lyrics:
Showin' how funky strong is your fight.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show em' hot monkey, strongest fighter.
Original Lyrics:
Showin' how funky, strong is your fight.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me how to f*** it, show me just right.
Original Lyrics:
Showing how funky strong is your fight.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show me with the key to speed it.
Original Lyrics:
No one wants to be defeated.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show them hot monkey
Original Lyrics:
Show them how funky
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show them how Funky Jones is just right.
Original Lyrics:
Show 'em how funky, strong is your fight.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show them how f*****g strong is your fight.
Original Lyrics:
Showing how funky strong is your fight.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show them how f**king strong is your fighter
Original Lyrics:
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show them how fighting and strong is your butter.
Original Lyrics:
Show 'em how funky, strong is your fight.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show them how to f***y, wrong is just right.
Original Lyrics:
Showing how funky, strong is your fight.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Show'em how funky, show yourself right.
Original Lyrics:
Show 'em how funky, strong is your fight.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Showin' hot saki, strong is your fighter.
Original Lyrics:
Showin' how funky strong is your fight.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Showing hot monkey, showing what's right!
Original Lyrics:
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Showing how flunky, strong is your might
or
Showing how f***y strong is your bit.
Original Lyrics:
Showing how funky, strong is your fight.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Showing how lucky and fine is your liner.
Original Lyrics:
Showing how funky and strong is your fight.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
So beat it
But you wanna be a bear.
Original Lyrics:
So beat it
But you wanna be bad.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Surely hot f***ing
Original Lyrics:
Show 'em how funky
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
The fire's in their eyes and they want somebody clever, so beat it.
Original Lyrics:
The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear, so beat it.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
The fire's in their eyes, and they're worshiping eclairs.
Original Lyrics:
the fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
They tell you don't you ever pilfer our ham.
Original Lyrics:
They tell you don't you ever come around here.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
They told him don't you ever do up your hair.
Original Lyrics:
They told him don't you ever come around here.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
They told him, 'Don't you ever come around bears'.
Original Lyrics:
They told him, 'Don't you ever come around here'.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
They told them don't you come around eating gummy worms.
Original Lyrics:
They told him don't you come around here.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
They told you he had a second right hand.
Original Lyrics:
They told him, 'Don't you ever come around here.'
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
They told you that he had a second right hand.
Original Lyrics:
They told him, 'Don't you ever come around here'.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
They told you, 'Don't you ever come around here'.
Original Lyrics:
They told him, 'Don't you ever come around here'.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
They total told you not to cut the right hand.
Original Lyrics:
They told him, 'Don't you ever come around here'.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thy come around gummy deafs in heards.
Original Lyrics:
They told him don't you ever come around here.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Treat it!
Treat it!
No one likes an itchy hiney
Original Lyrics:
Beat it!
Beat it!
No one wants to be defeated.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know who wants to be the beater.
Original Lyrics:
No one wants to be defeated.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a hot monkey and dawn is your fight
Original Lyrics:
Show 'em how funky, strong is your fight.
"Beat It"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're not Rocky
It's wrong to just fight.
Original Lyrics:
Showing how funky
Strong is your fight.
"Ben"
Misheard Lyrics:
When, the two of us need look no more.
Original Lyrics:
Ben, the two of us need look no more.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
A big chair is up my butt.
or
Billie Jean is up my butt.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
A bit of cheese is not my lover.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
A heavy hitter with eyes to dream being the one.
Original Lyrics:
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
A pair of jeans is at my door
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is at my door
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aldi beans are made of clover.
Original Lyrics:
Bille Jean is not my lover.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Am jealous of my son
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Papa always told me
'Be careful what you do
Don't go around making young girls start.'
Original Lyrics:
People always told me
'Be careful what you do
Don't go around breaking young girls' hearts.'
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
And heavy hit 'em with ice cream being the one.
Original Lyrics:
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
And heavy hit her with an ice-cream for being the one.
Original Lyrics:
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the chain is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the stairlift's not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby Jesus is not my lover.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Because I am the one
Janet's not my son.
Original Lyrics:
Who says that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Been cheatin' all my life
She's just a girl who thinks that I am the one
But she is not my son
She says I am the one, but she is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Betty Jean is at my door.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bill of genes at my door
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bille Jean is not my daughter
Original Lyrics:
Bille Jean is not my lover
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bille Jean is not my father.
Original Lyrics:
Bille Jean is not my lover.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bille Jean is undercover.
Original Lyrics:
Bille Jean is not my lover.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bille Jean loved my knocker
She's just a girl who claims I am a bun
But the cheese is not on my bun.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean's not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bille Jean, that's my daughter.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Bean
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean --that's my lover
She's just a girl that claims that I am the one
But it's the chance of my son.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean at my love
She's a girl and then I am the one
Just the chance of my son.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean has got my love
She's just a girl, but cousin, I am the one
Who took the chance to love my son.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean has got my love
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean has got my sofa.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is at my door She's just a girl, who says I am the one But she's jealous of my son
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover She's just a girl who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is at my door.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is at my door
She's got a man who thinks that I am the one
But that Janice got my gun.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who says I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is at my door
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is knocked by love.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my blubber.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my brother.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my brother
She's just a girl who thinks that I am the one.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my brother
Original Lyrics:
Bille Jean is not my lover
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my bum.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my father
She's just a girl who says I am the one
But the fetus is my son.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean's not my lover
She's just a girl who says I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my girl
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a c***
Who says that I am the one
But the c*** is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl
Who says I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl and I know I am the one
To cherish, not my son.
She says I am the one
To cherish, not my son.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
She says I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who says I am the one
Who slept with her white son.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean's not my lover
She's just a girl who says I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who says I am the one
Who slept with her young son.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean's not my lover
She's just a girl who says I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who says that I am the one
But be jealous not, my son.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl
Who says that I am the one
But they're jealous of my son.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl
Who says I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who, in fact I am the one
But the chair is not my size.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my mother,
She's just a girl who claims I am the one,
But the chair is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover,
She's just a girl who claims I am the one,
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my mother.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my mother.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my mother.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my mother
She's just a girl, who claims that I am her son
But the kid is not my mom.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl, who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
but Jerry's not my son
or
Billie Jean is not my woman
she's just a girl who says I am the one
but the jerk is not my son
or
Billie Jean is not my woman
she's just a girl who says I am the one
but the jerk is not my son
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean's not my lover,
she's just a girl who says I am the one,
but the kid is not my son
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my woman
She's just a girl who says I am the one
But the jerk is not my son
or
But Jerry's not my son
or
But Janet's not my son.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean's not my lover
She's just a girl who says I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is on my love.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is up my butt.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean is up my butt.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean knocked my love
She just a girl, all that I ever want.
or
Billige Jeans is not my lover.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one.
A Norwegian friend thought Michael was singing 'Billige Jeans' which means 'cheap jeans' in English.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean knocked my lover
She's not a girl, she's not sent from above
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean's not my lover.
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean not my love
She's just a girl who thinks I am the one
But the chance not my son.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean's not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean s***ed my penis.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean sucked my lover
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean touched my bum.
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean's at my door
She's just a cur
Turns out I am the one
But kid is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
Bille Jean's not my lover
She's just girl
Who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean's got my love.
She's just a girl but cousin I am the one
who took the chance to love my son
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean's not my lover.
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
but the kid is not my son
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean's got my love
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean's not my mother.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean's not my lover.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean, f*** my love!
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean, ignite my love.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean, she packs my world.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean, that's my lover
She's just a girl, in fact, I am the one.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Jean, you rock my world.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie Queen is not a father.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie's jeans are not my size.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie's jeans are not real leather
She kissed a girl who claims that I am the one
But the chair lift's not my son.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billie's spleen is not my mother
She kissed a girl that thinks that I am her nun
But the chair is not my mum.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy Jean has got my love
She's just a girl, but cousin, I am the one
Who took the chance to love my son.
Original Lyrics:
Billy Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy Jean is at my door.
or
Billy Jean is a door.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy Jean is at my door
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl that I got tired of
Original Lyrics:
Billy Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl that thinks I am the one
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy Jean is not my son,
he's just a kid but he says I am the one
Original Lyrics:
Billy Jean is not my lover
she's just a girl who claims I am the one
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy Jean is stop-by lover
Original Lyrics:
Billy Jean is not my lover
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy Jean knockin' at my door
Original Lyrics:
Billy Jean is not my lover
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy Jean's at my door
Original Lyrics:
Billy Jean's not my lover
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy Jean's not my mother.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy Jean's not my plumber.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy Jean, suck my love.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy Jim, he's my lover
He's just a kid
Saying that I am the one
But the key's are not my sun.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl
Who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy genius, not my daughter.
or
Billy genius knocked my daughter.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy's Jeans are in my cupboard.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy's genius, at my door
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy's jeans got my love.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy, Gene is not my lover
He's just a guy who says I am the one
But his s*** is not my size.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But Chad is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But Chan is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But Chet is not my son
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But Chickid is not my sun.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But Gutierrez not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I did not f*** your mom.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Janis' not my son
or
But Lou Chin is not my son
or
But Janet's not my sign
or
But Janet's not my sign
Original Lyrics:
The kid's not my son
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But Janet's not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But Shakira's not my son
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Editor's note: I hope that the name Shakira was in use in some part of the world back in 1982, because the singer of that name was only 5 at the time, and probably not very well known, except to her family and friends.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But it's chilled on the sun.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But jealous at my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But jealous at my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But she is not my sun.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But she smelt of deisel fumes.
Original Lyrics:
Then the smell of sweet perfume
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But that kid is not my chair.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the Chad is not my son.
or
But the chils is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the Chad is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the Chad is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the Chair is not my sun.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the Champ is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the Chid is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the Jetta's not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the King has done my song.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the King is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the can is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the careless midnight sun
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the chad is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the chain is not my size.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the chair doesn't like my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the chair is at my side.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the chair is not my bum.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the Chid is not my son
or
And the lid is on my gun
or
But the cheese is not my son
or
Blue Jeans are not my size.
or
But Chad is not my son
or
But the chair's not my son
or
But the chair is not my size
or
But the chair is not my size
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the chair is not my size
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the chair is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
I swear to God to this day that that's what he's REALLY singing in that line. If he's not, nobody will ever know it anyway, since it's hard to tell what he IS singing there.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the chair is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the chair is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the chair isn't at my side.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the chairlift's not mine son
She says I am the one
Chairlift's not mine son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the chairlift's not my size.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the chairlift's not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the chav is not my son
or
But the chad is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the chaz is at my side
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the chin is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the f** is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the geek is not my son.
or
But the gay is not my son.
or
But the girl is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the girl is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the j*** is not mine, son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the janitor is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the janitor is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the janitor's not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the janitor's not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the janitors not my son
or
But the louigis not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the jealous is not my sign.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the jelly's not my son
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the jet is not my son.
or
But the Jedi's not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the kid does not like buns.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the kid has got my gun.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the kid is not my mum.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the kid is not my style.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the kid is very dumb.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the king is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the s*** is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the s*** is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the squid is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the train is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the wiener is my friend.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But there's a chance he's not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But they're chaining up my soul!
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son!
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But to jerk is not my style.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But why do you lick my tongue?
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you kicked his nuts, my son!
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you know that it's all fun.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can we dance, on the floor, in the raw?
Original Lyrics:
Who will dance, on the floor, in the round?
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cream cheese that's my stuff
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean's not my lover
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Curried ants, on the floor, in the ground
Original Lyrics:
Who will dance, on the floor, in the round
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dewey Day-A**, in the flow, in the ground.
Original Lyrics:
Who will dance, on the floor, in the round.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fettuccini at my door
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
For 40 days and 40 lives, I was fell and fried.
Original Lyrics:
For 40 days and 40 nights, I was on her side.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
For forty days and for forty nights
I was on the cider.
Original Lyrics:
For forty days and forty nights
The law was on her side.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
For forty days and forty nights,
I was on the cider
Original Lyrics:
For forty days and forty nights,
The law was on her side
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
For forty days, it was farty nights
Papa's on my side.
Original Lyrics:
For forty days and forty nights
The law was on her side.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Had the chance to have my son
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her skin that blends
Original Lyrics:
Her schemes and plans
The vocals were recorded in one take.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her teeth are yellow
Original Lyrics:
Dirty dianna
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hooba Dan, under Flo, in around.
Original Lyrics:
Who will dance, on the floor, in the round.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hoover dance on the floor.
Original Lyrics:
Who would dance on the floor.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hula dance, on the floor, in or out.
Original Lyrics:
Who will dance, on the floor, in the round.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hula dance, on the floor, in or out.
Original Lyrics:
Who will dance, on the floor, in the round.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't care, I'm number one.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
I extremely hate my mother!
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel me jeans are not my lover
She's just a girl who thinks that I am the one
But the chair is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who thinks that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel the chains of my love.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel the change at my door
She's just a girl 'cause that I am the one
Who will change upon my son
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel the change at my door
She's just a girl, cause that I am the one
Who will change upon my son.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel the change at my door,
she's just a girl,
ooh but I am the one
who will change upon myself
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean's not my lover,
she's just a girl
who says I am the one,
but the child is not my son
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
I flew in sandwiches from Japan of steaming ham
Curried ants on the floor and a round.
Original Lyrics:
But who can stand when she's in demand her schemes and plans
'cause we danced on the floor in the round.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said now mama what do you mean, I am the one.
Original Lyrics:
I said don't mind, but what do you mean 'I am the one'?
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said now mama what do you mean, I am the one.
Original Lyrics:
I said don't mind, but what do you mean I am the one.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said now mama what do you mean, I am the one.
Original Lyrics:
I said don't mind, but what do you mean I am the one.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said now mama what do you mean, I am the one?
Original Lyrics:
I said don't mind, but what do you mean I am the one?
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said, 'Now Mama, what do you mean, I am the one?'
Original Lyrics:
I said, 'Don't mind, but what do you mean I am the one?'
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said, 'Now mama, what do you mean
I am the one?'
Original Lyrics:
I said, 'Don't mind, but what do you mean
I am the one?'
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said, 'Now mama
What do you mean, I am the one?'
Original Lyrics:
I said, 'Don't mind
But what do you mean I am the one?
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm feelin' cheated, he's not my lover
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
It happened much too soon
She caught me to the loom.
Original Lyrics:
This happened much too soon
She called me to her room.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the jealous midnight sun.
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jan is not the son
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jane is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Janice is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jed is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jelly Bean is not my mother.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jibbie Lean is not my brother.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jillie Bean is not my daughter.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Luchetti's not my son
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Miss me Jean, I'm not your lover.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never worry and always sleep tight
You'll be fine, you'll be fine!
Original Lyrics:
Just remember to always think twice
Do think twice, do think twice!
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now Billie Jean is at my door.
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one.
But be careless not my son.
Original Lyrics:
Now Billie Jean is not my lover.
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one.
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Peachie keen is not my mother
She's just a squirrel
Who says that I dunno what
But the ken is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl
Who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
People always told me be careful of what you do
And don’t go around breaking young girls’ arms.
Original Lyrics:
People always told me be careful of what you do
And don’t go around breaking young girls’ hearts.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
People always told me,
be careful what you do,
don't go around breaking young girls' arms..
Original Lyrics:
People always told me,
be careful what you do,
don't go around breaking young girls' HEARTS
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pero, tu quieres una manzana
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Phillie Cheese is not my stuff
Cheese, nuts, and curls oooh
Please pass on the soda, ugh
The chair is on the rug.
Original Lyrics:
Bille Jean's not my lover
She's just girl
Who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pin the chains at my door.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember to always think twice
Do things twice, do things twice!
Original Lyrics:
Remember to always think twice
Do think twice, do think twice (whoo).
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Remember to always think twice
Don't think twice, don't think twice (whoa).
Original Lyrics:
Remember to always think twice
Do think twice, do think twice (whoo).
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
She kissed a girl
Original Lyrics:
She's just a girl
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
She says I have a gun
But jazz is not my style.
Original Lyrics:
She says I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
She told me her name was Billie Jean as she comes to scene
Then heavy head turned with ice cream, being the one
Who will dance on the floor in around.
Original Lyrics:
She told me her name was Billie Jean as she caused a scene
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one
Who will dance on the floor in a round.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
She told me her name was Billie Jean
As she crossed the scene.
Original Lyrics:
She told me her name was Billie Jean
As she caused a scene.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was a community bean.
Original Lyrics:
She was more like a beauty queen.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was more like a beauty queen, and she was so obscene.
Original Lyrics:
She was more like a beauty queen, from a movie scene.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was more like a billiard queen on a movie screen.
Original Lyrics:
She was more like a beauty queen, from a movie scene.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was more like a billie queen,
from a moving scene
Original Lyrics:
She was more like a beauty queen,
from a movie scene
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's just a gal who kicks a**; I am the one
But Cher is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
She's just a girl who said that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sillie Jean, stepped my toe
She's just a girl and I know I'm not the one.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
So take my strong advice
Just remember to always think twice
Don't think twice
Don't think twice.
Original Lyrics:
So take my strong advice
Just remember to always think twice
Do think twice
Do think twice.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sometimes the plant dies my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soya beans is not mine smother.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stick a cheese ball up my navel.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean in not my lover.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
That Billie Jean is bad, my love.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
That biddy Jean is not my lover.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
That s*** is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Jedi's not my son.
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Jedis took my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Jedis took my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Jid is not my son
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Jis is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Queen of Cheese is not my lover.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The b**** is not my lover.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bitter chains of my lover
She's just a girl
I think that I am the one
Ooh, the carelessness of my son.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean's not my lover
She's just a girl
Who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The buddah's jeans are at my door
Original Lyrics:
Billy Jean is not my lover
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The cat is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The caveman's got my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The chain is up my side.
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The chair is at my side.
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The chair is not my own.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The chair is not my size.
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The chair is not my size
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The chair is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
David Letterman once pointed this out in a comedy sketch on his show.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The chair is not my son
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The chair is not my sun.
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The chair lessons of my son.
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The chair's at my side.
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The chairlift's not my son.
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The chance to light my fire.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The chasm of my son
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The chick is not my son
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The chinchilla's not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The feeling changed, that's for sure.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The jail is not my style.
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The jam is not my son
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The janitor is not my son
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The jed is not the son.
Original Lyrics:
The kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
The village idiot is at my door
Original Lyrics:
Bille Jean is not my lover
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then Heavy hit her with an ice-cream for being the one.
Original Lyrics:
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then a heavy hit her with an ice cream for being the one.
Original Lyrics:
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then every head turned with iced dreams of being the one.
Original Lyrics:
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then every head turned, I dreamed of ice cream being the one.
Original Lyrics:
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then heavy head turned to eyes of green, being the one.
Original Lyrics:
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then heavy head turned to eyes of green, being the one.
Original Lyrics:
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then heavy head turned to eyes of green, being the one.
Original Lyrics:
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then heavy head turned to eyes of green, being the one.
Original Lyrics:
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then heavy heads turned into ice cream.
Original Lyrics:
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed...
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's been a change of my lover.
Original Lyrics:
Bille Jean is not my lover.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
These jeans are not real leather.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're jazzin up my song.
Original Lyrics:
But, the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tu quieres una manzana.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
Ed.'s note: According to dictionary.com's translation, the above misheard lyrics means: "Your you want an apple."
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
When we dance, on the floor, move around.
Original Lyrics:
Who will dance, on the floor, in the round.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who says I am the one But the chair's not my son.
Original Lyrics:
Who says I am the one But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who took the chair and not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who took the chair and not my son?
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Willy Weenie fickled my roofer.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Willy Wonka is a plonker.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a chance to love my son
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're just another pardon me.
Original Lyrics:
You're just another part of me.
"Billie Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
but the jailor's not my son
Original Lyrics:
but the kid is not my son
"Billy Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy Jean is not my number
he's just a girl who said that I am the one
but the jazz is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
Billie Jean is not my lover
Shes just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
"Billy Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But Chad is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billy Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But jean is not my type.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billy Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the chair is not my size
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son
"Billy Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But the janitor is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But the kid is not my son.
"Billy Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
But, the chance is not my son.
Original Lyrics:
But, the kid is not my son.
"Billy Jean"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sat on my butt
and thought 'what do you mean I am the one'
Original Lyrics:
I said I don't mind,
but what do you mean I am the one
"Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
Am I black, or white?
Original Lyrics:
It's black, it's white.
"Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I told 'em about equajy.
Original Lyrics:
And I told them about equality.
"Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I wrote a little quattrain.
Original Lyrics:
And I told them about equality.
"Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
Black or what.
Original Lyrics:
Black or white
"Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
But a thing about my baby.
Original Lyrics:
But, if, you're thinkin' 'bout my baby.
"Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
But if you thinkin' of being my baby
Original Lyrics:
But, if, you're thinkin' 'bout my baby
"Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
Butt-whif, you're stinkin up my baby
It won't splatter like it's blackened s****.
Original Lyrics:
But, if, you're thinkin' 'bout my baby
It don't matter if you're black or white.
"Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
Damn it, you agree with me
Original Lyrics:
Don't tell me you agree with me
"Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
Einstein's my brother.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't scared of your brother.
"Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't afraid of no Sikhs.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't afraid of no sheets.
"Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't scared of machines.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't scared of no sheets.
"Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't scared of no b****es
I ain't scared of no shit.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't scared of your brother
I ain's scared of no sheets.
"Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't scared of no sheep.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't scared of no sheets.
"Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't scared of nobody
I ain't scared of no s***.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't scared of nobody
I ain't scared of no sheets.
"Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't scared of nobody
I ain't scared of no Sikhs.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't scared of nobody
I ain't scared of no sheets.
"Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't scared of your body
I ain't scared of your sheep.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't scared of nobody
I ain't scared of no sheets.
"Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't scared of your mother
I ain't takin' no s***.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't scared of your brother
I ain't scared of no sheets.
"Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's back, it's Sprite.
or
It's back, it's bright.
Original Lyrics:
It's black, it's white.
"Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's black, it's white, it's w-c yeh yeh yeh
Original Lyrics:
It's Black, It's White, It's Tough for You, To Get By
"Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's black, it's white
It's stuff for you and me.
Original Lyrics:
It's black, it's white
It's tough for you and me.
"Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s back, it’s white enough! Guess who?
Original Lyrics:
It's Black, it's white, it's tough for you.
"Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
S***'s black, s***'s white
The stuff you do to me.
Original Lyrics:
It's black, it's white
It's tough for you and me.
"Black Or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
Without the souls all getting down.
Original Lyrics:
Without the soul for getting down.
"Black or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I told 'em about equality, and hey Jew
Either you wrong or you're right.
Original Lyrics:
And I told 'em about equality and that you
You're either wrong or you're right.
"Black or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't scared of no barber.
I ain't scared of no s**t.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't scared of no brother.
I ain't scared of no sheets.
"Black or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
I ain't scared of nobody
I ain't scared of no s***.
or
I ain't scared of nobody
I ain't scared of no sheets.
Original Lyrics:
I ain't scared your brother
I ain't scared of no sheets.
"Black or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took my baby on a Saturday day
But I don't go with her
I just lay down and wait.
Original Lyrics:
I took my baby on a Saturday bang
Boy is that girl with you
Yes, we're one and the same.
"Black or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was black, now I'm white.
Original Lyrics:
It's black, it's white.
"Black or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was black, now I'm white
Original Lyrics:
It's black, it's white
"Black or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've seen a bright green dollar
I'm not gonna spend a lot bein' a color.
Original Lyrics:
I've seen the bright get duller
I'm not going to spend my life being a color.
"Black or White"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've seen the bright get duller
I'm not gonna spend my life being a colored
Original Lyrics:
I've seen the bright get duller
I'm not going to spend my life being a color
"Blood On The Dance Floor"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blood is on the dance floor! Blood is on the night!
Original Lyrics:
Blood is on the dance floor! Blood is on the knife!
"Blood On The Dance Floor"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look who tucked you under
With seven hits of sin.
Original Lyrics:
Look who took you under
Seven inches in.
"Blood On The Dance Floor"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love has took you under
Seventies the sin.
Original Lyrics:
Look who took you under
Seven inches in.
"Blood On The Dance Floor"
Misheard Lyrics:
To save the world
I have to know this stupid dance.
Original Lyrics:
To escape the world
I've got to enjoy that simple dance.
"Blood on the Dancefloor"
Misheard Lyrics:
Juicy's got the number,
juicy said it right
Original Lyrics:
Susie's got the number,
Susie says it's right
"Blood on the Dancefloor"
Misheard Lyrics:
She know you're gay
Original Lyrics:
She know your game
"Blood on the Dancefloor"
Misheard Lyrics:
There was mud on the dancefloor
Original Lyrics:
There was blood on the dancefloor
"Break Of Dawn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold my hand
Feel the touch of your practically to mine
You and me, makin' love always through another night.
Original Lyrics:
Hold my hand
Feel the touch of your body cling to mine
You and me, makin' love all the way through another night.
"Break Of Dawn"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're my favourite dog.
Original Lyrics:
'Til the break of dawn
"Break of Dawn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hold my hand,
feel the touch of your body cling to mine
You and me, makin' love all the way through another night
I remember you and I f***ing
through the park at times
Original Lyrics:
Hold my hand,
feel the touch of your body cling to mine
You and me, makin' love all the way through another night
I remember you and I
walking through the park at night
"Burn This Disco Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a stampede.
Original Lyrics:
There's a steam beat.
"Burn this Disco out"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a steam boat
Original Lyrics:
There's a steady beat
"Butterflies"
Misheard Lyrics:
High caress you
Let you taste us
Just so blessful, listen
or
High caress ya
Let you taste us
Just so blessful, listen
or
High charisma
Let you take us
Just so blessful, listen
Original Lyrics:
I caress you
Let you taste us
Just so blissful, listen.
"Butterflies"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just wanna touch your goods.
Original Lyrics:
I just wanna touch and kiss.
"Butterflies"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just want to touch your kids.
Original Lyrics:
I just wanna touch and kiss.
"Butterflies"
Misheard Lyrics:
You give me butterflies, inside, inside tonight
or
You give me butterflies, inside, inside at night
or
You give me butterflies, inside, inside in night.
Original Lyrics:
You give me butterflies, inside, inside and I...
"Cheater"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't care a Jack B**** 'bout what you do.
Original Lyrics:
I don't care a jack, or about what you do.
"Come Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doo Doo Eyeball
Original Lyrics:
Joo Joo Eyeball
"D.S."
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't stand up in a car wash.
Original Lyrics:
Dom Sheldon is a cold man.
"D.S."
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't stand, I ain't the coal man.
Original Lyrics:
Dom Sheldon is a cold man.
"D.S."
Misheard Lyrics:
Tom Sneddon is a cold man.
Original Lyrics:
Dom sheldon is a cold man.
"DS"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't stand out in the cold, man.
Original Lyrics:
Dom Sheldon is a cold man.
"DS"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't stand right in the cold man.
Original Lyrics:
Dom Sheldom is a cold man.
"DS"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop Santa, he's a cold man.
Original Lyrics:
Dom Sheldom is a cold man.
"DS"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stop standing in the coal bin
Original Lyrics:
Dom Sheldom is a cold man
"DS"
Misheard Lyrics:
don't stand 'round in the cold, man.
Original Lyrics:
Dom Sheldom is a cold man.
"Dangerous"
Misheard Lyrics:
And then it happened, she touched me
Like the strange hips of a womb-man, dropping honeycomb
And her mouth was smoother than a boil
And her Britney Spears as sharp as a toohey's board
But I loved it, 'cause it's Danger Mouse.
Original Lyrics:
And then it happened, she touched me
Like the strange lips of a woman, drop as a honeycomb
And her mouth was smoother than oil
And her words as sharp as a two-edged sword
But I loved it, 'cause it's dangerous.
"Dangerous"
Misheard Lyrics:
Danger mouse, the girl is so danger mouse
Bake a tray of honey, glow away my rhyme
You can call my bunny, but you're no David Hasselhoff for me.
Original Lyrics:
Dangerous, the girl is so dangerous
Take away my money, throw away my time
You can call me honey, but you're no damn good for me.
"Dangerous"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dangerous, the girl is so dangerous
Take away my money, throw away my dime
You may call it funny, but you're no dang gimp for me.
Original Lyrics:
Dangerous, the girl is so dangerous
Take away my money, throw away my time
You can call me honey, but you're no damn good for me.
"Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't seem to get her, no
or
Can't seem to get none, no
or
Can't seem to get none, no
Original Lyrics:
Dirty Diana, no
"Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Da De Da Da Da Dowwww
Original Lyrics:
Dirty Diana
"Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Diana what does that mean?
She said, 'I'm all yours, tonight.'
And then I grabbed that old phone
Said, 'Baby, I'm all right'.
Original Lyrics:
Diana walked up to me
She said, 'I'm all yours tonight'
At that, I ran to the phone
Said, 'Baby, I'm all right'.
"Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dirty Diana dog
Original Lyrics:
Dirty Diana, no.
"Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dirty Diana, Ross
Original Lyrics:
Dirty Diana, oh
"Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dirty Diana, don't!
Original Lyrics:
Dirty Diana, no!
"Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dirty Neadrathal
Original Lyrics:
dirty Diana
"Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dirty Neanderthol
Original Lyrics:
Dirty Diana
"Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't need no afro comb.
Original Lyrics:
Dirty Diana
"Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't think I am that
Original Lyrics:
Dirty Diana
"Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every musician's a f**.
Original Lyrics:
Every musician's fan.
"Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
How can we get no?
Original Lyrics:
Dirty Diana
"Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
How can you get no love?
Original Lyrics:
Dirty Diana, oh.
"Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the Big Mac you eat.
or
I am the big match you meet.
Original Lyrics:
I am the thing that you need.
"Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the Big Mac you need.
Original Lyrics:
I have the thing that you need.
"Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the Bigmac you need.
Original Lyrics:
I have the thing that you need.
"Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the bitmap you need.
Original Lyrics:
I am the thing that you need.
"Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the freak that you need
Original Lyrics:
I have the thing that you need
"Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a doctor, ya'll.
Original Lyrics:
Dirty Diana, oh
"Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need an actor, oh.
Original Lyrics:
Dirty Diana, oh
"Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna go to the farm.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna go too far.
"Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna go to the mall
Original Lyrics:
I wanna go too far
"Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the pig that you need
Original Lyrics:
I am the thing that you need.
"Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
She said, 'I have to go home
'Cause I'm retired, you see?'
Original Lyrics:
She said, 'I have to go home
'Cause I'm real tired, you see?'
"Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
She waits at backstage doors
For those who have prestige
Who promise bulls**t and fame
A life that's so carefree
Original Lyrics:
She waits at backstage doors
For those who have prestige
Who promise fortune and fame
A life that's so carefree
"Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's saying that's OK
Hey baby do what you want
I mean you're not running back
I am the thing you can stomp.
Original Lyrics:
She's saying that's okay
Hey, baby, do what you want
I'll be your night lovin' thing
I'll be the freak you can taunt.
"Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I knocked down the door
And I f***ed off her knees.
Original Lyrics:
I said but unlock the door
Because I forgot the keys.
"Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
So, I forgot the door
'Cause I f***ed out the key.
Original Lyrics:
I said, 'But unlock the door
Because I forgot the keys.'
"Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
The big agenda
Original Lyrics:
Dirty Diana, no.
"Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
The day my cat came home
Original Lyrics:
Dirty Diana, OH
"Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
The day my cat knew.
Original Lyrics:
Dirty Diana
"Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
The things I didn't know.
Original Lyrics:
Dirty Diana, oh!
"Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
The things you don't know
Original Lyrics:
Dirty Diana, no.
"Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
You promise for sinn fein
A life that's all caffeine.
Original Lyrics:
Who promise fortune and fame
A life that's so carefree.
"Dirty Diana"
Misheard Lyrics:
You think I got no, thong.
Original Lyrics:
Dirty Diana, no.
"Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Keep up with the postholes
Don't stop 'till you get enough.
Original Lyrics:
Keep on with the force, don't stop
Don't stop 'til you get enough.
"Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boys stop 'til you get enough.
Original Lyrics:
Don't stop 'til you get enough.
"Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
C'mon b-b-boaster
Don't stop 'til we get it on.
Original Lyrics:
Keep on with the force, don't stop
Don't stop 'til you get enough.
"Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
C'mon with the boys, Don't stop.
Original Lyrics:
Keep up with the force, don't stop.
"Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on tear the roof right off
Don't stop 'til you get enough.
Original Lyrics:
Keep on with the force, don't stop
Don't stop 'til you get enough.
"Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on when you're hard enough
Don't stop 'til it's hard enough.
Original Lyrics:
Keep on when the force, don't stop
Don't stop 'til you get enough.
"Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on with the Post Oats.
Original Lyrics:
Keep on with the force, don't stop.
"Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on with the four-star stomp.
Original Lyrics:
Don't stop 'til you get enough.
"Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, be a porn star.
Original Lyrics:
Keep on with the force, don't stop.
"Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, keep the voices, yoh.
Original Lyrics:
Keep on with the force, don't stop.
"Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, take it up the butt.
Original Lyrics:
Keep on with the force, don't stop.
"Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, to the bus stop
Don't stop 'til you get it up.
Original Lyrics:
Keep on, with the force, don't stop
Don't stop 'til you get enough.
"Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, to the post office.
Original Lyrics:
Keep on with the force, don't stop.
"Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, we're the Post Office.
Original Lyrics:
Keep on with the force, don't stop.
"Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, we're the porn stars
Don't stop 'til you get enough.
Original Lyrics:
Keep on with the force, don't stop
Don't stop 'til you get enough.
"Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, while the beat's strong,
Don't Stop 'til you get enough
Original Lyrics:
Keep on, with the force, don't stop
Don't stop 'til you get enough.
"Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, with the four stoves.
Original Lyrics:
Keep on with the force, don't stop.
"Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, you're the voice don't stop
Don't stop 'til you get enough.
Original Lyrics:
Keep on with the force, don't stop
Don't stop 'til you get enough.
"Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Devils at the post office
Original Lyrics:
Keep on with the force
"Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Devo's at the post office.
Original Lyrics:
Keep on with the force, don't stop.
"Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dig a hole, dig a post hole
Don't f*** 'til you get it up.
Original Lyrics:
Keep on with the force, don't stop
Don't stop 'til you get enough.
"Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dig a hole, dig a post hole
Don't stop 'til you get enough.
Original Lyrics:
Keep on with the force, don't stop
Don't stop 'til you get enough.
"Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dig a hole, dig a post hole
Don't stop 'til you get enough
or
That queue, at the hostel
Don't stop 'til you get enough.
Original Lyrics:
Keep on with the force, don't stop
Don't stop 'til you get enough.
"Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't f*** 'til you get it up.
Original Lyrics:
Don't stop 'til you get enough.
"Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't stop till you get it up
Original Lyrics:
Don't stop 'til you get enough.
"Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't stop to the postal rock.
Original Lyrics:
Don't stop 'til you get enough.
"Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't stop with the pork chops
Don't stop 'til you get enough.
Original Lyrics:
Keep on with the force, don't stop
Don't stop 'til you get enough.
"Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get down to the post office.
Original Lyrics:
Keep on with the force, don't stop.
"Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get it on with a porn star
Don't stop till you get it on
Original Lyrics:
Keep up with the force,
don't stop til you get enough
"Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get it on with the Flintstones
Don't stop 'till you get it on.
Original Lyrics:
Keep up with the force, don't stop
Don't stop 'til you get enough.
"Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get it on, with the post, Doc.
Original Lyrics:
Keep on with the force, don't stop.
"Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get off like a pornstar
Don't stop 'til you get enough.
Original Lyrics:
Keep on with the force, don't stop
Don't stop 'til you get enough.
"Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get up! Don't go postal<