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Song Parodies -> "Gay Or Straight"

Original Song Title:

"Black Or White"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Gay Or Straight"

Parody Written by:

eel deal

The Lyrics

ai verses with human choruses:

I took a look at Florida's scene,
Where the governor's stance is just too extreme.
He's got some views that are hard to relate,
Discrimination's brewing, it's time to debate.

If you are Florida's governor,
It matters if you're gay or straight.
If you are Florida's governor,
You think banning gay books is great.

He says drag shows corrupt the young,
But love is love, it can't be undone.
Narrow-minded thoughts, they won't lead the way,
It's time for acceptance, let's change today.

If you are Florida's governor,
You think drag shows turn young kids gay.
If you are Florida's governor,
You want nude statues banned in your state.

It's time to break down these walls we've built,
Embrace diversity, let compassion be instilled.
No room for bigotry, it's time to unite,
In the face of hatred, let love shine bright.

If you are Florida's governor,
It matters if you're gay or straight.
If you are Florida's governor,
You think banning gay books is great.
If you are Florida's governor,
You think drag shows turn young kids gay.
If you are Florida's governor,
You want nude statues banned in your state.

We're all human beings, no matter the race,
It's time to come together, erase the hate.
Let's strive for equality, let freedom prevail,
In a world that's fair, where love will never fail.


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