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Song Parodies -> "Tom Shelly"

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Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Tom Shelly"

Parody Written by:

Hu’s On First

The Lyrics

Tom Shelly (possibly a pseudonym) runs an extremely racist website and forum whose very name is unprintable here. The site is over two decades old and has its origins in bigoted Usenet groups dating back to the 90s. That’s an awful long time to spend being a bigoted jerk.
They really don’t like Blacks dead or alive
You know they say the N word all the time on that site
And one man’s been with them since the first day
Thirty years, he still won’t go away

Tom Shelly is a cruel man (4X)

It’s quite shocking how he’s so full of hate
He stops at nothing just to spew his vile boilerplate
He doesn’t like the term “black people”, see
It’s not allowed because it implies humanity
They think that Asians and Jews are okay
They think there’s nothing all that wrong with being gay
It’s just one group that they love to bash
Who they treat worse than trash

Tom Shelly is a cruel man…

Does he make the ugliest “art”?
Is he proof that bigots aren’t too smart?

Thomas Shelly is a cruel man
Tom Shelly is a cruel man…

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