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Song Parodies -> "Dan Schneider."

Original Song Title:

"D.S"

Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Dan Schneider."

Parody Written by:

Monstermaster13

The Lyrics

The man is the most horrifying man dead or alive.

How it took this long for him to get outed is not a surprise.

I bet his apology sounds staged and fake.

I don't believe a thing that he says.

Dan Schneider is a sick man.

Dan Schneider is a sick man.

Dan Schneider is a sick man.

Dan Schneider is a sick man.


He puts his foot fixation in on full display.

He bullies and he creeps on young starts to get his way.

But in the end he's going to pay.

Because that bad dog will have his day.

Do you think the executes at Nick noticed the sick jokes?

I bet he slipped those in thinking no one would notice.

But now we've noticed and we know what he meant.

He don't believe there is anything wrong.


Dan Schneider is a sick man.

Dan Schneider is a sick man.

Dan Schneider is a sick man.

Dan Schneider is a sick man.

Dan Schneider is a sick man.

Dan Schneider is a sick man.

Dan Schneider is a sick man.


Yes.

Does he send hush money to Josh Peck?

So Josh would say positive things about him?


Dan Schneider is a sick man (c'mon boys)


Dan Schneider is a sick man (c'mon boys)

Dan Schneider is a sick man.

Dan Schneider is a sick man.

Dan Schneider is a sick man.

Dan Schneider is a sick man.


Dan Schneider is a sick man man (he's a, he's a)

Sick man, sick man (he's a, he's a)

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Agrimorfee - March 29, 2024 - Report this comment
I cannot speak on the MJ song, but I saw what you did there.
Foot Fixation? - March 29, 2024 - Report this comment
I'll bet Dan Schneider must love Quentin Tarantino movies:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=of-F44HGa2k&t=300s
2LD4U - March 29, 2024 - Report this comment
BRILLIANT!
monstermaster13 - March 30, 2024 - Report this comment
@Agrimorfee The idea to do it was in my head ever since I heard about 'Quiet on Set' and hey you know, Dom Sneddon, Dan Schneider...same initials.
Agrimorfee - April 07, 2024 - Report this comment
Well put monstermaster13! You are welcome.

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