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"All My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Olive, my love
Original Lyrics:
All of my love
"All My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
She laughs for hours at my farts I light.
Original Lyrics:
Should I fall out of love, my fire in the light?
"All My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swallow, my love.
Original Lyrics:
All of my love
"All My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Talk about love
Original Lyrics:
All of my love
"All My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's, of course, the thing to do.
Original Lyrics:
The tides have caused the flame to dim.
"All My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Times a callin' Gunga-Din.
Original Lyrics:
The tides have caused the flame to dim.
"All My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yours is the clock,
mine is the hand that tells time
Original Lyrics:
Yours is the cloth,
mine is the hand that sews time
"All My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yours is the clock
Mine is the hand that sews tight.
Original Lyrics:
Yours is the cloth
Mine is the hand that sews time.
"All My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yours is the clock
Mine is the hand that holds mine.
Original Lyrics:
Yours is the cloth
Mine is the hand that sews time.
"All My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yours is the clock
mine is the hand that shows time
Original Lyrics:
Yours is the cloth
Mine is the hand that sews time.
"All Of My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
From every hour one word would will to sustahnm
Sit dime
Original Lyrics:
Proud Aryan one word, my will to sustain
Sometimes
"All Of My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Should've asked for hours of love
My fire in the light.
Original Lyrics:
Should I fall out of love
My fire in the light.
"All of My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Allah, my Love
Original Lyrics:
All of my love
"All of My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Olive my love
Original Lyrics:
All of my love
"All of My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Olive, my love
Original Lyrics:
All of my love
"Battle Of Evermore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ringette
Original Lyrics:
Bring it.
"Battle of Evermore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw down your plow and hold
Rest not 'til the morrow.
Original Lyrics:
Throw down your plow and hoe
Rest not to lock your homes.
"Black Country Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Didn't have to leave me with that dinner on my face.
Original Lyrics:
Didn't have to leave me with that beer in my face.
"Black Country Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Na leave it yet.
Original Lyrics:
Naw leave it yeah!
"Black Country Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not even yet!
Original Lyrics:
Naw leave it yeah!
"Black Country Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not even, yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Naw, leave it, yeah!
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A Beatle-headed woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A Bible-led woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A bearded woman ain't go no snow.
Original Lyrics:
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A beatle egg woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A beered-up woman ain't got no soul
or
A beatnik woman ain't got no soul
or
A beatnik woman ain't got no soul
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A been-laid woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A beetle head woman ain't got no soul
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A big league woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A feeble-headed woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A fiddle-head woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A fiddlehead woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A filet woman ain't got no sole.
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A filet-ed woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A middle-aged woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A peg legged woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A silly little woman gonna come my way.
Original Lyrics:
A steady-rollin' woman gonna come my way.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A steady load of women gonna come my way
Original Lyrics:
A steady-lovin' woman gonna come my way.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A three-legged woman ain't got no h***.
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A three-legged woman ain't got no hole.
Original Lyrics:
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A three-legged woman ain't got no soul
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beatnik woman ain't got no soul
Original Lyrics:
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big lip woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy Ray's woman ain't got no soul
or
Billy Ray William ain't got no soul
or
Billy Ray William ain't got no soul
Original Lyrics:
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Black dog made a poopie now.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me what you do me now.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Didn't take too long 'fore I found out
People need my daddy out.
Original Lyrics:
Didn't take too long 'fore I found out
What people mean by down and out.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Didn't take too long 'fore I found out
What people mean by dining out.
Original Lyrics:
Didn't take too long 'fore I found out
What people mean my down and out.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do me like you do me now.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me what you do me now.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eyes that shine burnin' red.
Original Lyrics:
Lights that shine, burning red.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eyes that shine burning bread
Original Lyrics:
Lights that shine burning red
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna make you purr, gonna make you sing.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna make you burn, gonna make you sting.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna suck some t**** na (now).
Original Lyrics:
Tell me what you do me now.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta buy a alumni
Original Lyrics:
Tell me what you do me now
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta smoke a doobie now
Original Lyrics:
Tell me what you do me now
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Green grasshopper's got a purple a**h***.
Original Lyrics:
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey baby when you walk that way
What a horny trip, can't keep away.
Original Lyrics:
Hey baby when you walk that way
Watch the honey drip, can't keep away.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Mama, said the way you moo
Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you goo
Oh, oh child, way you shake that thing
Gonnan make you burn, gonna make you stink.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, hey, mama, said the way you move
Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove
Oh, oh, child, way you shake that thing
Gonna make you burn, gonna make you sting.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, hey Momma says the way ya' move
Gonna make you smile, gonna make you move.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, hey Momma says the way ya' move
Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, hey mama, get me to school
Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Mama, said the way you move
Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hillbilly woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hoobie doobie doobie how
Original Lyrics:
Tell me what you do me now.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know but I been told
A 3 legged woman ain't got no hole.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know but I been told
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know but I been told
A three-legged woman ain't got no h***.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know but I been told
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know but I've been told
A big legged woman ain't got no soul
All I ask for, all I pray
A skinny-legged woman gonna come my way.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know, but I've been told
A big legged woman ain't got no soul
All I ask for, all I pray
A steady-lovin' woman gonna come my way.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know but I've been told
A big legged woman ain't got no soul
All I ask for, all I pray
A skinny-legged woman won't come my way.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know, but I've been told
A big legged woman ain't got no soul
All I ask for, all I pray
A steady-lovin' woman gonna come my way.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know but I've been told
Hasidic woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know, but I've been told
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know what I've been told
But feeling up women is all I know.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know, but I been told
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know, but I've been told
Eskimo p**** is mighty cold.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know, but I've been told
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lights that shine burning red.
Original Lyrics:
Eyes that shine burning red.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Love my Debbie-Do-Me doll.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me what you do me now.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooga lala poogita
Original Lyrics:
Movin' like you're movin' now
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rise and shine, burning bread.
Original Lyrics:
Eyes that shine burning red.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rise and shine, burning bread
Original Lyrics:
Lights that shine, burning red
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rise and shine, burning red.
Original Lyrics:
Lights that shine burning red.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Roger Wolf can't stand still
Original Lyrics:
I gotta roll, can't stand still
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spend my money, took my car
Gonna tell the French it's gonna be a start.
Original Lyrics:
Spent my money, took my car
Started tellin' her friends she goin' be a star.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spend my money, took my car
Sell it to a friend, she gonna be your store.
Original Lyrics:
Spent my money, took my car
Started tellin' her friends she gonna be a star.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spent my money, took my car
She's gonna tell the French she wants to be a star.
Original Lyrics:
Spent my money, took my car
Started telling her friends she wants to be a star.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Terminal lies make me a happy man.
Original Lyrics:
Won't tell me no lies and make me a happy man.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bearded woman ain't got no soul
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bigger the woman, the bigger the h***.
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Zooba Dooba Deeebe Dow
Original Lyrics:
Tell me what you do me now.
"Bron-y-aur Stomp"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another b**** for you and me.
Original Lyrics:
Telling mother nature 'bout you and me.
"Bron-y-aur Stomp"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell your friends around the world
Ain't no compainion like a blue-eyed girl.
Original Lyrics:
Tell your friends around the world
Ain't no companion like a blue-eyed merle.
"Bron-y-aur Stomp"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're old and you're eyes are dim
There ain't no old s*** gonna happen again.
Original Lyrics:
When you're old and your eyes are dim
There ain't no old Shep gonna happen again.
"Celebration Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ma-mama I`m so happy
I`m gonna join the Navy.
Original Lyrics:
My, my, my...I`m so happy
I`m gonna join the band.
"Communication Breakdown"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm having another breakdown, drop me insane.
Original Lyrics:
I'm having a nervous breakdown, drive me insane.
"Custard Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Custom pie
or
Distant pie
or
Dusting pile
or
Justified
Original Lyrics:
Custard pie
"Custard Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Custom pie
or
Distant pie
or
Dusting pile
Original Lyrics:
Custard pie
"Custard Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I told the people you're custard pie.
Drugged out.
Original Lyrics:
Chew on a piece of your custard pie
Drop down.
"Custard Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm doin' a sheep and I don't know why
Original Lyrics:
Let me chew on a piece of your custard pie
"Custard Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell all the people you're just in time.
Original Lyrics:
Chew on a piece of your custard pie.
"D'yer Maker"
Misheard Lyrics:
D'yer Maker (not the lyrics; the actual title)
Original Lyrics:
Jamaica (pronunciation of title)
D'yer Maker is short for 'Jamaica' (British style).
"D'yer Maker"
Misheard Lyrics:
Die-er Maker
Original Lyrics:
D'yer Maker
"Dancing Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
A chimpanzee is president, as the evening starts to glow.
Original Lyrics:
Suppin' booze is precedent, as the evening starts to glow.
"Dancing Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancing days are here again
The summer evening snow..
Original Lyrics:
Dancing days are here again
As the summer evenings grow..
"Dancing Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
I told your mamma I'd get you home
But I didn't tell her I had no car
I sort of lied and you were standing alone.
Original Lyrics:
I told your mamma I'd get you home
But I didn't tell her i had no car
I saw a lion, he was standing alone.
"Dancing Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a womenly nose.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a woman who knows.
"Dancing Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jimmy Dean is President
As the evening starts to glow.
Original Lyrics:
Sippin' booze is precedent
As the evening starts to glow.
Jimmy Dean makes breakfast sausage.
"Dancing Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jimmy Lewis is President
As the evening starts to glow.
Original Lyrics:
Sippin' booze is precedent
As the evening starts to glow.
"Dancing Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sippin Booze as president as the evening starts to glow
Original Lyrics:
Sippin booze is precedent as the evening starts to glow
"Dancing Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stupid Bruce is president, as the evening starts to glow
Original Lyrics:
Sippin' booze is precedent, as the evening starts to glow.
"Dancing Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
sniffin glue is precedent as the evening starts to glow
Original Lyrics:
Suppin' booze is precedent, as the evening starts to glow.
"Darlene"
Misheard Lyrics:
Double D
Original Lyrics:
Darlene
"Darlene"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dow-Woody
Original Lyrics:
Darlene
"Darlene"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dumbleen
Original Lyrics:
Darlene
"Dazed and Confused"
Misheard Lyrics:
Been dazed & confused for so long, it's not true
One-legged woman never bargained for you.
Original Lyrics:
Been dazed & confused for so long, it's not true
Wanted a woman never bargained for you.
"Dazed and Confused"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now lots of people talkin', yet few of them know
The soul of a woman was created for love, and I like it.
Original Lyrics:
Lots of people talkin', few of them a-know
Soul of a woman was created below, yeah.
"Dazed and Confused"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walnetto Woman, never bargained for you.
Original Lyrics:
Wanted a woman, never bargained for you.
A Walnetto Woman, of course, would have to be the frumpy character played by Ruth Buzzi in 'Laugh-In', who repeatedly refused the Walnetto candy offered by Arte Johnson's dirty old man character.
"Down By The Sea Side"
Misheard Lyrics:
Equal turned away.
Original Lyrics:
People turned away.
"Down By The Sea Side"
Misheard Lyrics:
People need their change.
Original Lyrics:
People turned away.
"Down By The Sea Side"
Misheard Lyrics:
We both turned away.
Original Lyrics:
People turned away.
"Fool In The Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Of all the love that I found
or
La la, the love that I've found
or
La la, the love that I've found
Original Lyrics:
Light of the love that I found
"Fool In The Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lie all the love that I found
Original Lyrics:
Light of the love that I found
"Fool In The Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I will stand in the rain on the corner
I'll watch the people go jumpin' downtown mound
Original Lyrics:
Now I will stand in the rain on the corner
I'll watch the people go shuffling downtown
"Fool In The Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I will stand in the rain on the corner
I'll watch the people go shopping downtown.
Original Lyrics:
Now I will stand in the rain on the corner
I'll watch the people go shuffling downtown.
"Fool In The Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the peppers I brought do I drop, hey.
Original Lyrics:
When I'm breathless, I'll run 'til I drop, hey.
"Fool In The Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you show up naked, all right?
Original Lyrics:
Why don't you show up, make it all right?
"For Your Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I said, 'Didn't mean to
Did not mean to funk it.'
Original Lyrics:
And I said, 'Didn't mean to
Did not mean to fail.'
"For Your Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you want cookie, cookie, cookie?
Original Lyrics:
Don't you want cocaine, cocaine, cocaine?
"Gallow's Pole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swinging on the Devil's b***s.
Original Lyrics:
Swing on the gallow's pole.
"Gallows Pole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Singin' from the Gallup Poll
or
Swingin' on the Dallas Poll
or
Swingin' on the Dallas Poll
Original Lyrics:
Swingin' on the gallows pole
"Gallows Pole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swingin' on the gallows cold.
Original Lyrics:
Swingin' on the gallows pole.
"Gallows Pole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me from the valley, whole.
Original Lyrics:
Swingin' from the gallows pole
"Goin' To California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goin' to California with an acorn in my heart.
Original Lyrics:
Goin' to California with an achin' in my heart.
"Goin' to California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goin' to California with an inkpen in my heart
Original Lyrics:
Goin' to California with an achin'in my heart
"Going To California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goin' to California with a nakin' in my heart.
Original Lyrics:
Going to California with an aching in my heart.
"Going To California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goin' to California with an atrium in my heart.
Original Lyrics:
Goin' to California with an achin' in my heart.
"Going To California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going to California with a napkin in my heart.
Original Lyrics:
Going to California with an achin' in my heart.
"Going To California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going to California with an ATM in my heart.
Original Lyrics:
Going to California with an achin' in my heart.
"Going To California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going to California with an acorn in my a***.
Original Lyrics:
Going to California with an aching in my heart.
"Going To California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Made up my mind
I'm makin' you a star
Going to California with an aching
In my heart.
Original Lyrics:
Made up my mind
To make a new start
Going to California with an aching
In my heart.
"Going To California"
Misheard Lyrics:
To find a queen when I was a king.
Original Lyrics:
To find a queen without a king.
"Going To California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tryin' to find a woman who's never, never, never been b**ed.
Original Lyrics:
Tryin' to find a woman who's never, never, never been born.
"Going to California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going to California, naked, in my car
Original Lyrics:
I'm going to California with an achin', in my heart
"Going to California"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going to California with an ATM in my heart
Original Lyrics:
I'm going to California with an achin', in my heart
I thought it was a metaphor for saying that he felt generous.
"Going to California"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going to California with bacon, in my hair
Original Lyrics:
I'm going to California with an achin', in my heart
"Good Times Bad Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
No matter how I try to find my way to the same old jow.
Original Lyrics:
No matter how I try, I find my way to the same old jam.
"Good Times, Bad Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the days of bayou
Original Lyrics:
In the days of my youth
"Good Times, Bad Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
It only took a couple of days
'Til she was really mean.
Original Lyrics:
It only took a couple of days
'Til she was rid of me.
"Heartbreaker"
Misheard Lyrics:
Awkward Enough
Original Lyrics:
Heartbreaker
"Heartbreaker"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't care what the people say
I know where their job is at
Original Lyrics:
I don't care what the people say
I know where their jive is at
"Heartbreaker"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't care what the people say
I know where their job is at.
or
I don't care what the people say
I know where their child is at.
Original Lyrics:
I don't care what the people say
I know where their jive is at.
"Hey Hey What Can I Do?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a woman and a b**** all day.
or
I got a woman wanna borrow day.
Original Lyrics:
I got a woman wanna ball all day.
"Hey Hey What Can I Do?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a woman and a boner all day
Original Lyrics:
I got a woman wanna ball all day
"Hey Hey What Can I Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
My little lover doesn't look like s***
She followed around all the time.
Original Lyrics:
My little lover does a midnight shift
She followed around all the time.
"Hey, Hey, What Can I Do?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a woman at the bar all day.
Original Lyrics:
I got a woman, wanna b*** all day.
"Hey, Hey, What Can I Do?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I gotta woman, she want me true.
Original Lyrics:
I gotta woman, she won't be true.
"Hey, Hey, What Can I Do?"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the bars with the metalflake guitars
Original Lyrics:
In the bars with the me who play guitars
"Hey, Hey, What Can I Do?"
Misheard Lyrics:
My little lover does a midnight shift
She foolin' around all the time.
Original Lyrics:
My little lover does a midnight shift
She followed around all the time.
"Hey, Hey, What Can I Do?"
Misheard Lyrics:
My little lover doesn't hit that s***
She fool around all the time.
Original Lyrics:
My little lover does a midnight shift
She followed around all the time.
"Hey, Hey, What Can I Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
My little lover does the midnight shift
She follows around all of the time.
Original Lyrics:
My little lover does the midnight shift
She b****s around all of the time.
"Hot Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah, hot doll
or
Ah, Honcho
Original Lyrics:
Ah, hot dog
"Hot Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took her love at seventy
A little late these days it seems
But they said Heaven is well worth waiting for
I took her word, I took it all
Beneath the sign that said, 'You whore'
The sheep left, I'm just hangin' 'round for more.
Original Lyrics:
I took her love at seventeen
A little late these days it seems
But they said Heaven is well worth waiting for
I took her word, I took it all
Beneath the sign that said, 'U-Haul'
She left angels hangin' 'round for more.
"Hot Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took her word, I took it all
The meat, the sign, the send-you-all
She left those banjos hangin' round for more.
Original Lyrics:
I took her word, I took it all
Beneath the sign that said, 'U-Haul'
She left angels hangin' 'round for more.
"Hot Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Willy just got into town today.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I just got into town today.
"Houses Of The Holy"
Misheard Lyrics:
From the door comes Satan's doorman.
Original Lyrics:
From the door comes Satan's daughter.
"Houses Of The Holy"
Misheard Lyrics:
From the houses of the holy
We can watch the white doves go
From the door comes Satan's daughter
And it only goes to show.
or
From the houses of the bowling
We can watch the white dogs go
From the dark comes Satan's doorknob
And it only goes to show.
or
From the houses of the bowling
We can watch the white dogs go
From the dark comes Satan's doorknob
And it only goes to show.
Original Lyrics:
From the houses of the holy
We can watch the white doves go
From the dark of Satan's doorknock
And it only goes to show.
"Houses Of The Holy"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's an angel on my shoulder
And my hands are sort of gold
Let me wander in your party
And the seas of love, a**hole.
Original Lyrics:
There's an angel on my shoulder
In my hand, a sword of gold
Let me wander in your garden
And the seeds of love I'll sow.
"Houses of the Holy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let the music be your master.
Will you heed the master's call?
Oh...save me, man.
Original Lyrics:
Let the music be your master.
Will you heed the master's call?
Oh...Satan and man.
"How Many More Times?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, a god beat a Honda.
Original Lyrics:
They call me the hunter.
"How Many More Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
How minimo times
Original Lyrics:
How many more times
"How Many More Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swarfega hunger
Original Lyrics:
Well they call me the hunter.
"How Many More Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
They call me the Honda.
Original Lyrics:
They call me the hunter.
"How Many More Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Toby, the Hunter
Original Lyrics:
They call me the hunter.
"How Many More Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, a god beat a Honda
Original Lyrics:
Well they call me the hunter
"I Can't Quit You Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you want my wand inside.
Original Lyrics:
I know you are my one desire.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
All this leading, thrashing out
I see you now, you do the twist and shout.
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep with threshing oar
Our only goal will be the western shore.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
All this sleeping, trashing out
Our only go will be the twist and shout.
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep with threshing oar
Our only goal will be the Western shore.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
All this sweeping, flashing, ahhhh
I want to go where there's a Western shout!
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep with the threshing oar
Our only goal will be the Western Shore.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always leaving, thrashing ahh
I'll only go when people twist and shout.
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep, with threshing oar
Our only goal will be the western shore.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always sleep with flashing eye
I hold the door to see the rest of shore.
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep, with a threshing oar
Our only goal will be the western shore.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always sleep with nothing on
I wanna go where people twist and shout
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep, with a threshing oar
Our only goal will be the western shore
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always sleep, b****ing out
I only go to the west section.
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep with threshing oar
Our only goal will be the Western Shore.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always sleep, especially now,
I wanna go where things twist and shout
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep with the threshing oar,
our only goal will be the Western Shore
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always sleep, nothing more
I only go where there's a resturant show.
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep with the threshing oar
Our only goal will be the Western Shore.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always sweet, refreshing, ahh!
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep with threshing oar.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always thinking, sixty-nine!
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep with threshing oar.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come to the land of ice cream cones.
Original Lyrics:
We come from the land of ice and snow.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Enter the land of the ice cream man.
Original Lyrics:
We come from the land of the ice and snow.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feed some Tuscan women in the day, just mad at all your losing
Original Lyrics:
Peace and trust can win the day despite all your losing.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow...
Original Lyrics:
With the midnight sun where the hot springs flow...
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Holy secret, the threshing oar
I only know it'll be the wasteland shout
We are dark overlords.
Tonight, you'd better stop.
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep with threshing oar
Our only goal will be the western shore
We are your overlords
So now you'd better stop.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Holy she-it, j***ing off.
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep with a threshing oar.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna go and see the Western Show.
Original Lyrics:
Our only goal will be the western shore.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna go where people twist and shout
Original Lyrics:
Our only goal will be the western shore
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to go to a Country-Western show.
Original Lyrics:
Our only goal will be the western shore.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to go to where's the worst place to shop.
Original Lyrics:
Our only goal will be the Western Shore.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to go where there's a Western show
Original Lyrics:
Our only goal will be the western shore
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to go where things are rest assured
Original Lyrics:
Our only goal will be the western shore
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to go with a rising shout
Original Lyrics:
Our only goal is the western shore
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Member of the cause
Original Lyrics:
Hammer of the gods
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh the Sea Witch, crashing on
I wanna go where people rest and shout.
Original Lyrics:
Onward we go with thrashing oar
Our only goal will be the Western shore.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only sleep when
We're threshing on
I wanna go
and taste the west end shore
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep with
The threshing oar
Our only goal
will be the western shore
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Only sleep with professionals
I want go where people twist and shout!
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep with the threshing oar
Our only goal will be the Western Shore.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our only goal is to find a hoe.
Original Lyrics:
Our only goal is the western shore.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our only goal will be a rest station.
Original Lyrics:
Our only goal will be the Western shore.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our only goal will be to rest and shower
Original Lyrics:
Our only goal will be the western shore
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sarah Swanson, I am coming!
Original Lyrics:
Valhalla, I am coming!
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
So tonight, you'd better stop reaping over your ruin.
Original Lyrics:
So now, you'd better stop and rebuild all your ruin.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
To fight the whores, singing and crying.
Original Lyrics:
To fight the horde, singing and crying.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Treat some dry skin in the day to hide all your brusing.
Original Lyrics:
Peace and trust can win the day despite all your losing.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Valhalla I am crumb-o-ling!
Original Lyrics:
Valhalla, I am coming!
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Van Helsing, I am combing!
Original Lyrics:
Valhalla, I am coming!
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Van Halen, I am coming
or
Vendela here I come
or
Vendela here I come
Original Lyrics:
Valhalla, I am coming
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
We always sleep, twitching arms
I wanna go where we can twist and shout!
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep with threshing oar
Our only goal will be the western shore.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are overblown.
Original Lyrics:
We are your overlords.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
We come from the land of large lice, and boobs.
Original Lyrics:
We come from the land of the ice and snow.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
We come from the land of the ice and snow
From the midnight sun where the harsh winds blow.
Original Lyrics:
We come from the land of the ice and snow
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
We come from the land of the ice cream show,
From the midnight sun of the Cosby Show.
Original Lyrics:
We come from the land of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
We come from the lands of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the harsh winds blow
Original Lyrics:
We come from the lands of the ice and snow,
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll only stop where there's a rest station.
Original Lyrics:
Our only goal will be the Western shore.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who needs coffee when the ice cream's cold
Original Lyrics:
Come from the land of the ice and snow
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
With the midnight sun and a high-strung bow.
Original Lyrics:
With the midnight sun where the hot springs flow.
"In My Time Of Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my cheeses
Original Lyrics:
Oh my Jesus
"In My Time Of Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus gonna make out.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus gonna make up.
"In My Time Of Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my Cheez-its
Oh my Cheez-its
Original Lyrics:
Oh my Jesus
Oh my Jesus
"In My Time Of Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my cheesecake!
Original Lyrics:
Oh my Jesus!
"In My Time Of Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my teeth hurt.
Original Lyrics:
Oh my Jesus!
"In My Time Of Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, my Chile! (pronounced Chee-leh)
Original Lyrics:
Oh, my Jesus!
"In My Time Of Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, my Geena
Original Lyrics:
Oh, my Jesus
"In My Time Of Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, my Gena! Oh, my Gena! Oh, my Gena!
Original Lyrics:
Oh, my Jesus! Oh, my Jesus!, Oh, my Jesus!
According to the song sheet for the Led Zeppelin album, "Physical Grafitti", which printed "Oh, my Gena!".
"In My Time Of Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, my cheater!
or Oh, my cheetah!
Original Lyrics:
Oh, my Jesus!
"In My Time of Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh march easy
Original Lyrics:
Oh my Jesus
"In My Time of Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my TV
Original Lyrics:
Oh my Jesus
"In My Time of Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh my Gina,
Oh my Gina
or
Oh my teeth ache,
Oh my teeth ache
or
Oh my teeth ache,
Oh my teeth ache
Original Lyrics:
Oh my Jesus
Oh My Jesus
"In My time Of Dying"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh Mathilda
Oh Mathilda
Original Lyrics:
Oh my Jesus
Oh my Jesus
"In The Evening"
Misheard Lyrics:
A knee too low.
Original Lyrics:
I need your love.
"In The Evening"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I need zoo love.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I need your love.
"In The Evening"
Misheard Lyrics:
Snead your love.
Original Lyrics:
Need your love.
"In The Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you feel that you can't go on
And your wheel's sinking low.
Original Lyrics:
And if you feel that you can't go on
And your will's sinkin' low.
"Kashmir"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I buy, can I buy you a beer?
Original Lyrics:
Tryin' to find, tryin' to find where I been.
"Kashmir"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let the sun beat down upon my face.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, let the sun beat down upon my face.
"Kashmir"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let your son beat down upon my face.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, let the sun beat down upon my face.
"Kashmir"
Misheard Lyrics:
Grab the desk that floats 'hind you
When moving through Kashmir. or
Grab the dust that floats high in June
When moving through Kashmir.
Original Lyrics:
Sure as the dust that floats high in June
When movin' through Kashmir.
"Kashmir"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's the bastard who led to this place
When movin' through Kashmir.
Original Lyrics:
Sure as the dust that floats high and true
When movin' through Kashmir.
"Kashmir"
Misheard Lyrics:
I shag a lot beneath the summer moon.
Original Lyrics:
My Shangri - La beneath the summer moon.
"Kashmir"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, farther up, the four winds
Fill my sails.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, father of the four winds
Fill my sails.
"Kashmir"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, father of the four winds
Fill my sails, across the sea id.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, father of the four winds
Fill my sails, across the sea of years.
"Kashmir"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sit the children on my face.
or
Sit the elders on my face.
Original Lyrics:
Sit with elders of a gentle race.
"Kashmir"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sit with Elvis at the dinner table.
Original Lyrics:
Sit with elders of a gentle race.
"Kashmir"
Misheard Lyrics:
Secret Elvis of a gentle race
or
Sit with Elvis of a gentle race
or
Sit with Elvis of a gentle race
Original Lyrics:
Sit with elders of a gentle race
"Kashmir"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sit with Elvis on the gentle race.
or
I sit with elders of the general race.
Original Lyrics:
Sit with elders of a gentle race.
"Kashmir"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sit with Elvis on the gentle race
Original Lyrics:
Sit with elders of a gentle race
"Kashmir"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleep with Elvis on the generate
Original Lyrics:
Sit with elders of a gentle race.
"Kashmir"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spoke of Elvis on a velvet plate.
Original Lyrics:
Sit with elders of a gentle race.
"Kashmir"
Misheard Lyrics:
Squirrels seldom sleep.
Original Lyrics:
This world has seldom seen.
"Livin' Lovin Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well a purple amoretta and the 5th's at hand
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty-cent hat.
"Livin' Lovin Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple arm Beretta and a fifth in hand.
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty-cent hat.
"Livin' Lovin Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a Phipps in hand
Goin' doetown in her aims Cadillac.
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat
Misses Cool rides out in her aged Cadillac.
"Livin' Lovin Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
with a purple upper in'r and a fifth in hand
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty-cent hat.
"Livin' Lovin' Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin', lovin', Kentucky walrus
Original Lyrics:
Livin', lovin', she's just a woman.
"Livin' Lovin' Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin', lovin', and then the walrus.
Original Lyrics:
Livin', lovin', she's just a woman.
"Livin', Lovin' Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple operator and fifty cent hair.
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat.
"Livin, Lovin Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a pepper, a beretta, and a 50 cent ham
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat.
"Livin, Lovin Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a perp a pal barella and a fixed cent hat
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat.
"Livin, Lovin Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a perp a pal barella and a fixed cent hat
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat
"Livin, Lovin Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple operator and the fifth at head.
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat.
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Diarrhea, diarrhea payin' your bills.
Original Lyrics:
Alimony, alimony payin' your bills.
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a batter overhead and a fifty-cent ham
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty-cent hat
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a batter overhead in a fifth in hand.
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat.
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a batter overhead in the fifth in St. Anne's.
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat.
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple operator and a fix in hand
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat
"Living Loving Maid (She's Just A Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifth in hand
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty-cent hat
"Living Loving Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Heaven told Hansel how it used to be
Original Lyrics:
Tellin' tall tales of how it used to be
"Living Loving Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a purple cellar with a nasty rat
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat
"Living Loving Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
In a purple operator and a fifty cent hat
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat
"Living Loving Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's cooler outside in her aged cadillac
Original Lyrics:
Missus Cool rides out in her aged Cadillac.
"Living Loving Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's cooler outside with her 80's Cadillac
Original Lyrics:
Missus Cool rides out in her aged Cadillac.
"Living Loving Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin', lovin', she's just a walnut.
Original Lyrics:
Livin', lovin', she's just a woman.
"Living Loving Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin', lovin'
Drinkin' the water.
Original Lyrics:
Livin', lovin'
She's just a woman.
"Living Loving Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Livin', lovin'
She's a Chihuahua.
Original Lyrics:
Livin', lovin'
She's just a woman.
"Living Loving Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Living, loving, against the water.
Original Lyrics:
Living, loving, she's just a woman.
"Living Loving Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Living, loving, and in the mornin'.
Original Lyrics:
Living, loving, she's just a woman.
"Living Loving Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Living, loving, she's just a walrus.
Original Lyrics:
Living, loving, she's just a woman.
"Living Loving Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's rollin' 'round town in her ace Cadillac.
Original Lyrics:
Missus Cool rides out in her aged Cadillac.
"Living Loving Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
When a purple umbrella with a fifth said, 'Hand!'.
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat.
"Living Loving Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you take a bulldog at yourself
And describe what you see.
Original Lyrics:
Why don't you take a good look at yourself
And describe what you see.
"Living Loving Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple alligator and a fifth in hand
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat
"Living Loving Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple amaretta and a fix in hand
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty-cent hat
"Living Loving Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple amaretto and a fifty cent hair
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat
"Living Loving Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple carbeurator and a safety pin
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a 50 cent hat
"Living Loving Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple operator and a 50 cent ham.
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a 50 cent hat.
"Living Loving Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple operator and a 50 cent hand
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat
"Living Loving Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple operator and a 50 cent hen.
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a 50 cent hat.
"Living Loving Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple operator and a fifth in hand.
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat.
"Living Loving Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple operator and a fifth set-in.
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty-cent hat.
"Living Loving Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple operator and a fifty percent head
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty-cent hat
"Living Loving Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple operator and a fifty-cent hand
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty-cent hat
"Living Loving Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple operator
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella
"Living Loving Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple perculator and a fifty cent call
Livin', lovin', she's just a woman.
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat
Livin', lovin', she's just a woman.
"Living Loving Maid"
Misheard Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifth sedan,
(Livin', lovin', she's just a woman.)
Gonna scoot around town in her A.I.D.S. Cadillac.
(Livin', lovin', she's just a woman.)
Original Lyrics:
With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat,
(Livin', lovin', she's just a woman.)
Missus cool rides out in her aged Cadillac.
(Livin', lovin', she's just a woman.)
"Living, Loving Maid (She's Just a Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Headin' toward days of how it used to be.
Original Lyrics:
Tellin' tall tales of how it used to be.
"Living, Loving Maid (She's Just a Woman)"
Misheard Lyrics:
with a purple operetta in a 50 cent ham
Original Lyrics:
with a purple umbrella and a 50 cent hat
"Misty Mountain Hop"
Misheard Lyrics:
A Japanese business man stepped up to me.
Original Lyrics:
Just then a policeman stepped up to me.
"Misty Mountain Hop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Whoopie Cat, do you wanna Ska?
Original Lyrics:
Hey boy, do you wanna score?
"Misty Mountain Hop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey boy, do you wanna get stoned?
Original Lyrics:
Hey boy, do you wanna score?
"Misty Mountain Hop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey boy, do you wanna scone?
Original Lyrics:
Hey boy, do you wanna score?
"Misty Mountain Hop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Whoopi Cat
or
Hey movie-cat
or
Hey movie-cat
Original Lyrics:
Hey would we care?
"Misty Mountain Hop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just then one of these men stepped up to me
Asked us said, 'Please, hey, would we care to all get a life?'
Original Lyrics:
Just then a policeman stepped up to me
Asked us said, 'Please, hey, would we care to all get in line?'
"Misty Mountain Hop"
Misheard Lyrics:
They asked us to stay for tea and have some fun
Oh, oh, he said that his friends were Ultra Brite.
Original Lyrics:
They asked us to stay for tea and have some fun
Oh, oh, he said that his friends would all drop by.
"Misty Mountain Hop"
Misheard Lyrics:
What do you think, a**hole?
Original Lyrics:
What do you think I saw?
"Misty Mountain Hop"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you take a bulldog at yourself
And describe what you see.
Original Lyrics:
Why don't you take a good look at yourself
And describe what you see.
"No Quarter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Devil mops their every step
Original Lyrics:
Devil mocks their every step
"No Quarter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Moby won't be home tonight
Original Lyrics:
No they won't be home tonight
"Nobody's Fault But Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nobody's 4 foot 9.
Original Lyrics:
Nobody's fault but mine.
"Over The Hills And Far Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey lady, you've got the love I need,
maybe more than a man
Original Lyrics:
Hey lady, you've got the love I need,
maybe more than enough
"Over The Hills And Far Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey lady- you got the love I need
Oh maybe- more than enough
Oh darling, darling f*** a while with me
Oh you've got so much.
Original Lyrics:
Hey lady- you got the love I need
Oh maybe- more than enough
Oh darling, darling walk a while with me
- Oh you've got so much.
"Over The Hills And Far Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mel is a man
Who knows what he's been missing.
Original Lyrics:
Mellow is the man
Who knows what he's been missing.
"Over The Hills And Far Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Merrill is a man who knows what he's been missing.
Original Lyrics:
Mellow is the man who knows what he's been missing.
"Over The Hills And Far Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Metal is the man
Who knows what he's been missing.
or
Many is the man
Who knows what he's been kissing.
Original Lyrics:
Mellow is the man
Who knows what he's been missing.
"Ramble On"
Misheard Lyrics:
But God, with the evil one crapped up and slipped away with her.
or
But God, with the evil one cramped up and slipped away with her.
Original Lyrics:
But Gollum, and the evil one crept up and slipped away with her.
"Ramble On"
Misheard Lyrics:
But Gollum, and the evil one crept up and slipped away with her, her, her...chair!
Original Lyrics:
But Gollum, and the evil one crept up and slipped away with her, her, her....yeah.
"Ramble On"
Misheard Lyrics:
But Gollum, and the evil wall crept up and slipped away with her.
Original Lyrics:
But Gollum, and the evil one crept up and slipped away with her.
"Ramble On"
Misheard Lyrics:
But Gollum, the evil warrior stepped up and slipped away with her.
Original Lyrics:
But Gollum, and the evil one crept up and slipped away with her.
"Ramble On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I smell the rain
And with it pain
And it's hittin' my brain.
Original Lyrics:
Now I smell the rain
And with it pain
And it's headed my way.
"Ramble On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rabeleaux!
Original Lyrics:
Ramble on!
"Ramble On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ramadan!
Original Lyrics:
Ramble on!
"Ramble On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rebel dog, And now's the time, the time is now, To feed my soul
Original Lyrics:
Ramble on, And now's the time, the time is now, To sing my song
"Ramble On"
Misheard Lyrics:
The evil one cracked up and sipped O.A. with her
Original Lyrics:
The evil one crept up and sipped away with her
"Rock & Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Color Me Badd
Original Lyrics:
Carry me back.
"Rock 'N' Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's been a long time since you rode my poll.
Original Lyrics:
It's been a long time since I rock 'n' roll.
"Rock 'n' Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Making vows, a disco war cry.
Original Lyrics:
Making vows that just can’t work right.
"Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Been a long time since I did this song
Original Lyrics:
It's been a long time since I did the stroll
"Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bin so long since I walked in a rule ay
A Lincoln Arms just can't walk right, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
Seems so long since we walked in the moonlight
Yeah, making vows that just can't work right, yeah.
"Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get it on down to the f***in' road.
Original Lyrics:
It's been a long time since I rock and rolled.
"Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's been a long time
Since my wok had a roll
Original Lyrics:
It's been a long time
Since I rock and rolled
"Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's been a long time since I been to school.
Original Lyrics:
It's been a long time since I did the stroll.
"Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's been a long time since I smoked cigars.
Original Lyrics:
It's been a long time since I did the stroll.
"Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's been a long time since I walked on the ruler
Original Lyrics:
It's been a long time since I Rock and Rolled
"Rock And Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Its been a long time since I bipped and strolled
Original Lyrics:
Its been a long time since I did the stroll
"Rock N' Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spirilon time since I rock 'n' roll.
Original Lyrics:
It's been a long time since I rock 'n' roll.
"Rock and Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's been a long time since I drove this row
Original Lyrics:
It's been a long time since I rock and rolled
"Rock and Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's been a long time since I took out a loan.
Original Lyrics:
It's been a long time since the book of love.
"Rock and Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Timmy McVeigh, Timmy McVeigh, Timmy McVeigh.
Babe, he's where I come from.
Original Lyrics:
Carry me back, carry me back, carry me back.
Baby, where I come from.
"Rock n' Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's been a long time since I bopped and bowled
Original Lyrics:
It's been a long time since I rock 'n' roll
"She's Just a Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kentucy Woman
Original Lyrics:
She's Just a woman
"Sick Again'"
Misheard Lyrics:
From the windows of your red limousine
Original Lyrics:
From the windows of your rented limousine
"South Bound Saurez"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, when you're goin' to Sea World?
Original Lyrics:
Baby, a-when ya walk the sweet walk
"South Bound Saurez"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, just a little bit of sweet caca, yeah-e-yeah
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, just a little bit of sweet con-carne, yeah
"South Bound Saurez"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooh, just a little bit of sweet caca, yeah-e-yeah.
Original Lyrics:
Oooh, just a little bit of sweet con-carne, yeah.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause you know sometimes words have no meaning
Original Lyrics:
'cause you know sometimes words have two meanings
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
...if we all call the June
Original Lyrics:
...if we all call the tune.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
All that clitoris is gold.
Original Lyrics:
All that glitters is gold.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
An' dere's a wino down the road.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And as we all go down the road
The shadows taller than they show
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines like light and wants to know
How everything still turns to goo
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
Where one are all and all is one
To be a rock and on a roll.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadow's taller than our soul
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
Where all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
Our song is all I really know
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines like light and wants to know
How everything still turns to stone
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you a lot
Where one are all and all is one
To be a rock and not to roam
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadow's taller than our soul
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
Where all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows are taller than our souls
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to stone
And if you listen we're at heart
The Jew will come to you at last
When all I wanted was is gold
To be lost and not know.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows are taller than our souls
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines a white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
For there to be a rock and not to roll.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows are taller than our souls
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to stone
And if you listen we're at heart
The Jew will come to you at last
When all I wanted was is gold
To be lost and not know.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows are taller than our souls
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines a white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
For there to be a rock and not to roll.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
I should have stolen and I stole.
Original Lyrics:
As we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our souls.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
I should have stolen our soul.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our souls.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
I should've known I should've told
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen what she's told
The truth will ponder you alone
When all is one and one is all
To feel wrong and natural.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our souls
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And as we wine on down the road
I should have stole but then I sold.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our souls.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And as we're walking down the road
Our shadows taller than our scones.
Original Lyrics:
As we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our souls.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And as we're winos down the road
Our 'Shaft' is telling, that I know
There walks a lazy Al Capone
Who shines a light, he wants a show
How everything still turns to 'GO'!
And if you list, then very hard
The tuna come to you, at best
Where all for one and one for all
To be a Rod and not Terrell.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadow's taller than our soul
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
Where all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And as you walk on down the road
Your brain is squirming like a toad
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadow's taller than our soul
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
Where all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And every wino down the road
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And every wino down the road
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you listen very hard
The Jew will bother you alot
Original Lyrics:
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you listen very hard
The truth will bother you a lot
Original Lyrics:
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you whistle very hard
The Jew will come to you along.
Original Lyrics:
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's whispered that soon if we saw Walt Tkazcuk.
Original Lyrics:
And it's whispered that soon if we all call the tune.
Tkazcuk was a player on the New York Rangers in the 1980's.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's whispered that soon,
if we all call the jews,
then the bible will lead us to reason
Original Lyrics:
And it's whispered that soon,
if we all call the tune,
then the piper will lead us to reason
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's whispered that soon if we all call the truce
or
And it's whispered that soon, if we all call the jews
or
And it's whispered that soon, if we all call the jews
Original Lyrics:
And it's whispered that soon if we all call the tune
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's whispered that soon
If we all call the Jews
And the piper will lead us Theresa.
Original Lyrics:
And it's whispered that soon
If we all call the tune
And the piper will lead us to reason.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's whispered that soon
If we all call the june
And the piper will lead us to reason.
Original Lyrics:
And it's whispered that soon
If we all call the tune
And the piper will lead us to reason.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's whispered that soothes
If we all call the jude
Then the Bible will lead us to reason.
Original Lyrics:
And it's whispered that soon
If we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she climbing a stairway to Heaven.
Original Lyrics:
And she's buying a stairway to Heaven.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she's buying a stereo, Kevin.
Original Lyrics:
And she's buying a stairway to Heaven.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she's flying a stairway to heaven
Original Lyrics:
And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the viper will read our new reason
Original Lyrics:
And the piper will lead us to reason
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's Bill Wyman down the road.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
Bill Wyman, as some of you may know, is the former bass player for the Rolling Stones.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's a rhino down the road.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's a whino down the road...
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's a whino down the road.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's a whino down the road.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's a whino down the road.
Original Lyrics:
As we wind on down the road
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's a wino down the road.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's a wino down the road.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's a wino down the road.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's a wino down the road.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's a wino down the road.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's a wino down the road
Who showed us all that I have heard
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to stone
And if you listen very hard
The thruth will come to you at last
When all is one and one is all
To be a rock and not to know.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows are taller than our souls
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines a white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
For there to be a rock and not to roll.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's a wino down the road
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's a wino down the road
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's a wino on the road
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's a wombat down the road.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
And theres a wino down the road,
I should've stole his Oreos
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road,
our shadows taller than our souls
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are shadows stronger than I sewed?
Original Lyrics:
Our shadows taller than our souls
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everyone went down the road.
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Following the stairway to heaven
Original Lyrics:
Buying the stairway to heaven
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Here comes the white horse down the road
Original Lyrics:
And as we wind on down the road
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
How everything still turns to dope
Original Lyrics:
How everything still turns to gold
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
I should have stolen a hot stone.
Original Lyrics:
Our shadows taller than our souls.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
I should've stolen what I sold?
or
I should've stolen what I stole
or
I should've stolen what I stole
Original Lyrics:
How everything still turns to gold
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there are busses in your hedgerow,
just call your lawnman
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in the hedgerow,
don't be alarmed now.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a bus all in your hedgerow don't be a lawman
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in the hedgerow, don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a bus stop in your headphones
Don't be alarmed now.
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgegrow
Don't be alarmed now.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a busrun in your hedgehog
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a bust down in your hetro, don't be a lawman.
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your bedroom
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your head now
Don't be alarmed now.
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in the hedgerow
Don't be alarmed now.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgehog, don't be a lawman
It's just a sprinkling for the May Queen.
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
Don't be a lawman.
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in the hedgerow
Don't be alarmed now.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
don't be alarmed now
its just a sprinkling for the May Queen
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
don't be alarmed now
its just a spring clean for the May Queen
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a bustlin' group of hedgehogs
Get it on now.
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
Don't be alarmed now.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a butthole in your bedroom, don't be alarmed now.
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now.
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a buzz all in your head now, don't be alarmed
It's just a sprinkling for the making.
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a muscle in your head loose,
you'll be a lawman
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow,
don't be alarmed now
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a muscle in your headroom, don't be alone now.
It's just a sprinkling for the bakery.
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now.
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a rustle in your hedgerow
or
If there's a muscle in your hedgehog
or
If there's a muscle in your hedgehog
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a pretzel in your hair, Joe
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in the hedgerow
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If we all call the Jew
Original Lyrics:
If we all call the tune
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is there's a muscle in your head, Joe?
or
Is there a rustle in your hedgerow?
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in the hedgerow.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just a sprinkling for the bakery.
Original Lyrics:
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just a sprinkling for the bakery.
Original Lyrics:
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just a sprinkling for the maid queen.
Original Lyrics:
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just a sprinkling for the maid queen.
Original Lyrics:
It's just a spring clean for the May queen.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just a sprinkling for the main queen.
Original Lyrics:
It's just a spring clean for the May queen.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just a sprinkling for the making.
Original Lyrics:
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just a sprinkly for the Bayque
Original Lyrics:
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just the sprinkling for the maid queen.
Original Lyrics:
It's just the spring clean for the May Queen.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's left strickly for the maid to clean
Original Lyrics:
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mary walks - the lady we all know.
Original Lyrics:
There walks a lady we all know.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
My dog is yellow.
Original Lyrics:
Stairway to Heaven
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our chapped toes taller than a rose.
Original Lyrics:
Our shadows taller than our souls
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our shadows taller than arseholes
Original Lyrics:
Our shadows taller than our souls
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
S** on a toad whose eyes were sowed
Original Lyrics:
Our shadows taller than our souls
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Jew will bother you alot
Original Lyrics:
The tune will come to you at last
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Jew will hondel you at last.
Original Lyrics:
The tune will come to you at last.
'Hondel' is to haggle in Yiddish.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
The piper's rolling you a joint here
Original Lyrics:
The piper's calling you to join him
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then she will come to you at last.
Original Lyrics:
The tune will come to you at last.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then the fire crew will lead us to reason.
Original Lyrics:
Then the piper will lead us to reason.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
There are tuba's you can go buy
Original Lyrics:
There are two paths you can go by
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
There are two pads you can go buy.
Original Lyrics:
There are two paths you can go by.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a lady ashore, all that glitters is gold.
Original Lyrics:
There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a lady who's sure all her glitter is gold
or
There's a lady who's short and her guitar is gold
or
There's a lady who's short and her guitar is gold
Original Lyrics:
There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a lady who's sure,
that her clitoris is gold
Original Lyrics:
There's a lady who's sure,
all that glitters is gold
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a lady who's sure
A lick letter is go.
Original Lyrics:
There's a lady who's sure
All that glitters is gold.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a lady who's sure
All that beer buzz is sore.
Original Lyrics:
There's a lady who's sure
All that glitters is gold.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a tooth bad you can go buy.
Original Lyrics:
There are two paths you can go by
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a wino down the road
I should have stolen that old sword
Original Lyrics:
As we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our souls
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's still time to change the road, Jauron
Original Lyrics:
There's still time to change the road you're on
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's still time to change the road, John.
Original Lyrics:
There's still time to change the road you're on.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's still time to change the rope, you know
Original Lyrics:
There's still time to change the road you're on
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
To be a rock, a natural
Original Lyrics:
To be a rock and not to roll
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
To be a rock, and not a roll.
Original Lyrics:
To be a rock, and not to roll.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
When she gets there she knows
It restores our old clothes.
Original Lyrics:
When she gets there she knows
If the stores are all closed.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll see a rock and that's the road
Original Lyrics:
To be a rock and not to roll
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your head is head mid-air and it won't grow.
Original Lyrics:
Your head is humming and it won't go.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your head is hung mid-air and it won't grow.
Original Lyrics:
Your head is humming and it won't go.
"Stairway To Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
when she gets there she knows
if the bars are all closed
Original Lyrics:
When she gets there she knows
If the stores are all closed.
"Stairway to Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be along now.
Original Lyrics:
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now.
"Tangerine"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was her frog, she was my cream
Original Lyrics:
I was her love, she was my queen
"Ten Years Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blind skies of fortune, each have separate ways.
Original Lyrics:
Blind stars of fortune, each have several rays.
"Ten Years Gone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nixon, in my dreams, a great surprise to me.
Original Lyrics:
Vixen in my dreams, with great surprise to me.
"Thank You"
Misheard Lyrics:
When mountains crumble to the sea
Hell, there'll still be you and me
Original Lyrics:
When mountains crumble to the sea
There will still be you and me
"The Battle Of Evermore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance in the dark of night
Run like a fly.
Original Lyrics:
Dance in the dark of night
Sing to the morning light.
"The Battle Of Evermore"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear the walrus is sun-burned
Down in the valley below!
Original Lyrics:
I hear the horses' thunder
Down in the valley below.
"The Battle Of Evermore"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm waiting for the angel of Babylon
Original Lyrics:
I'm waitin' for the angels of Avalon
"The Battle Of Evermore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Queen of Light took her bow
And then she turned to gold.
Original Lyrics:
Queen of Light took her bow
And then she turned to go.
"The Battle Of Evermore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rest not 'til I go home.
Original Lyrics:
Rest not to lock your homes.
"The Battle of Evermore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancing in dark light
Sing to the moonlight.
Original Lyrics:
Dancing in dark of night
Sing to the morning light.
"The Battle of Evermore"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Ringwraiths are out in black
Original Lyrics:
To bring the balance back
"The Battle of Evermore"
Misheard Lyrics:
To bring the ballads back.
Original Lyrics:
To bring the balance back.
"The Crunge"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where's that g** d*** bridge?
Original Lyrics:
Where's that confounded bridge?
"The Crunge"
Misheard Lyrics:
Where's that g**d***ed b****?
Original Lyrics:
Where's that confounded bridge?
"The Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always searching, pressing on
I wanna go where there's a wrestling show.
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep with threshing oars
Our only goal will be the Western shore.
"The Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always sweeping, pressing on
I wanna go where there's a western show.
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep with threshing oars
Our only goal will be the Western shore.
"The Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Our only goat will do the twist and shout.
Original Lyrics:
Our only goal will be the western shore.
"The Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whisper tales of gore.
Original Lyrics:
Whisper tales of Thor.
"The Ocean"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a date, can't be late
For the real live hamhocks ball.
Original Lyrics:
Got a date, can't be late
For the high hopes hailla ball.
"The Rain Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flee from me Keepers of the Glue.
Original Lyrics:
Flee from me Keepers of the Gloom.
"The Rover"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear the rusted rivers call.
Original Lyrics:
I hear the rested rivers call.
"The Rover"
Misheard Lyrics:
To build a planet whenever sandy
I saw the kings who moved them all
Still by the firelight and proper moonlight
I heard the rusty river's small.
Original Lyrics:
Traversed the planet when Heaven sent me
I saw the kings who rule them all
Still by the firelight and purple moonlight
I hear the rested rivers call.
"The Song Remains The Same"
Misheard Lyrics:
California sunbite
Sweet careful rain
Original Lyrics:
California sunlight
Sweet Calcutta rain
"The Song Remains The Same"
Misheard Lyrics:
California sunlight
Sweet cafe au lait.
Original Lyrics:
California sunlight
Sweet Calcutta rain.
"The Song Remains The Same"
Misheard Lyrics:
California sunlight
Sweet come playin' in the rain.
Original Lyrics:
California sunlight
Sweet Calcutta rain
"The Song Remains the Same (Live)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Die a soldier's doom
Original Lyrics:
Dance the Hoochie Koo
"Trampled Under Foot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama, let me pump your gas
Mama, let me toot your horn.
Original Lyrics:
Mama, let me pump your gas
Mama, let me do it all.
"Trampled Under Foot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Talk about the devil.
Original Lyrics:
Talk about love.
"Wearing And Tearing"
Misheard Lyrics:
He love
Original Lyrics:
You know
"What Is And What Should Never Be?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess I wouldn't say it's been 'sail away leave the day'
Way up high in the sky.
Original Lyrics:
Catch the wind, see us spin, sail away, leave today
Way up high in the sky.
"What Is And What Should Never Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
Catch the win, seal spin, sail away, leave the day
Way up high in disguise.
Original Lyrics:
Catch the wind, see us spin, sail away, leave today
Way up high in the sky.
"What Is And What Should Never Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl, it's another with you yeah.
Rides the wind, we're gonna see it spin.
Original Lyrics:
Girl, the answer lies with you yeah.
Catch the wind, we're gonna see it spin.
"What Is And What Should Never Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl, what's wrong with you?
Original Lyrics:
Girl, the answer lies with you.
"What Is And What Should Never Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got to insist, beat the saint away
Leave the day
way upon the Hindu sky.
Original Lyrics:
Catch the wind, see us spin
Sail away, leave today
Way up high in the sky.
"What Is And What Should Never Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wave a pie in the sky.
Original Lyrics:
Way up high, in the sky
"What Is And What Should Never Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
You will be mad by taking a tab
Original Lyrics:
You will be mine by taking our time
"What Is And What Should Never Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
You will be mad by taking a tab
Original Lyrics:
You will be mine by taking our time
"What Is And What Should Never Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
well girl its alive-hive with youhooohoohooya
Original Lyrics:
Girl, the answer lies with you.
"When The Levee Breaks"
Misheard Lyrics:
All last night, I sat on the lavvie and moaned.
Original Lyrics:
All last night, I sat on the levee and moaned.
"When The Levee Breaks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on ta s*** car go.
Original Lyrics:
Going down ta Chicago
"When The Levee Breaks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Crime won't help you, crime won't do you no good
Original Lyrics:
Cryin' won't help you, cryin' won't do you no good
"When The Levee Breaks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got what it takes to make the Muffin Man play guitar.
Original Lyrics:
Got what it takes to make a mountain man leave his home.
"When The Levee Breaks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mean old lady, told me to weep and moan, [X2]
Got what it takes to make the Muffin Man leave his home.
Original Lyrics:
Mean old levee taught me to weep and moan, [X2]
Got what it takes to make a mountain man leave his home.
"When The Levee Breaks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mean old lady, told me to weep and moan
Got what it takes to make the Muffin Man leave his home.
Original Lyrics:
Mean old levee taught me to weep and moan
Got what it takes to make a mountain man leave his home.
"When The Levee Breaks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Neat-o Levin taught me to weep and moan.
Original Lyrics:
Mean old levee taught me to weep and moan.
"When The Levee Breaks"
Misheard Lyrics:
The mean old lady
Original Lyrics:
If it keeps on rainin'
"Whole Lotta Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the good times baby, baby
I play this music.
Original Lyrics:
All the good times baby, baby
I've been misusin'.
"Whole Lotta Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, You need Kool-Aid, and I'm droolin
Original Lyrics:
Baby, You need coolin', baby I'm not foolin'
"Whole Lotta Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, you need schoolin', and I'm not foolin'.
Original Lyrics:
Baby, you need coolin', and I'm not foolin'.
"Whole Lotta Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a hole in my glove
Original Lyrics:
Gotta whole lotta love
"Whole Lotta Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got la-la-la-la-love
Original Lyrics:
Got-a whole lotta love
"Whole Lotta Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta hold on a-love
or
Gotta whole 'nother love
or
Gotta whole 'nother love
Original Lyrics:
Gotta whole lotta love
"Whole Lotta Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I keep a coolie, baby.
Original Lyrics:
Keep a'coolin baby.
"Whole Lotta Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shakes to meet ya
Original Lyrics:
Shake for me girl
"Whole Lotta Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
What a whole lotta love
Original Lyrics:
Wanna whole lotta love
"Whole Lotta Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You need KOOL-AID
Original Lyrics:
You need coolin'
"Whole Lotta Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You need Kool-Aid, baby I'm not foolin'
Original Lyrics:
You need coolin', baby I'm not foolin'
"Whole Lotta Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You need Kool-Aid
Original Lyrics:
You need coolin'
"Whole Lotta Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You need Kool-aid.
Original Lyrics:
You need coolin'.
"Whole Lotta Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You need Kool-aid
Maybe I need Kool-aid.
Original Lyrics:
You need coolin'
Baby I'm not foolin'.
"Whole Lotta Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You need cool air.
Original Lyrics:
You need coolin'.
"Whole Lotta Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You need coolin', baby I am droolin'
Original Lyrics:
You need coolin', baby I'm not foolin'
"Whole Lotta Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You need kool-aid,
baby I'm not foolin'
Original Lyrics:
You need coolin',
baby I'm not foolin'
"Whole Lotta Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You need schooling
Original Lyrics:
You need coolin'
"You Shook Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had to pump that whistle
I had to pump that thing.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I have birds that whistle
And I have birds that sing.

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