Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> L -> Led Zeppelin
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"All My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Olive, my love
Original Lyrics:
All of my love
"All My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
She laughs for hours at my farts I light.
Original Lyrics:
Should I fall out of love, my fire in the light?
"All My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swallow, my love.
Original Lyrics:
All of my love
"All My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Talk about love
Original Lyrics:
All of my love
"All My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
That's, of course, the thing to do.
Original Lyrics:
The tides have caused the flame to dim.
"All My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Times a callin' Gunga-Din.
Original Lyrics:
The tides have caused the flame to dim.
"All My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yours is the c***
Mine is the hand that holds mine.
Mine is the hand that holds mine.
Original Lyrics:
Yours is the cloth
Mine is the hand that sews time.
Mine is the hand that sews time.
"All My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yours is the clock,
mine is the hand that tells time
mine is the hand that tells time
Original Lyrics:
Yours is the cloth,
mine is the hand that sews time
mine is the hand that sews time
"All My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yours is the clock
Mine is the hand that sews tight.
Mine is the hand that sews tight.
Original Lyrics:
Yours is the cloth
Mine is the hand that sews time.
Mine is the hand that sews time.
"All Of My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
From every hour one word would will to sustahnm
Sit dime
Sit dime
Original Lyrics:
Proud Aryan one word, my will to sustain
Sometimes
Sometimes
"All Of My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Should've asked for hours of love
My fire in the light.
My fire in the light.
Original Lyrics:
Should I fall out of love
My fire in the light.
My fire in the light.
"All of My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Allah, my Love
Original Lyrics:
All of my love
"All of My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Olive my love
Original Lyrics:
All of my love
"All of My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Olive, my love
Original Lyrics:
All of my love
"Battle Of Evermore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ringette
Original Lyrics:
Bring it.
"Battle of Evermore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw down your plow and hold
Rest not 'til the morrow.
Rest not 'til the morrow.
Original Lyrics:
Throw down your plow and hoe
Rest not to lock your homes.
Rest not to lock your homes.
"Black Country Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Didn't have to leave me with that dinner on my face.
Original Lyrics:
Didn't have to leave me with that beer in my face.
"Black Country Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Na leave it yet.
Original Lyrics:
Naw leave it yeah!
"Black Country Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not even yet!
Original Lyrics:
Naw leave it yeah!
"Black Country Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not even, yeah!
Original Lyrics:
Naw, leave it, yeah!
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A Beatle-headed woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A Bible-led woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A bearded woman ain't go no snow.
Original Lyrics:
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A beatle egg woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A beered-up woman ain't got no soul
or
A beatnik woman ain't got no soul
or
A beatnik woman ain't got no soul
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A been-laid woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A beetle head woman ain't got no soul
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A big league woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A feeble-headed woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A fiddle-head woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A fiddlehead woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A filet woman ain't got no sole.
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A filet-ed woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A middle-aged woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A peg legged woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A silly little woman gonna come my way.
Original Lyrics:
A steady-lovin' woman gonna come my way.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A steady load of women gonna come my way
Original Lyrics:
A steady-lovin' woman gonna come my way.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A three-legged woman ain't got no h***.
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A three-legged woman ain't got no hole.
Original Lyrics:
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
A three-legged woman ain't got no soul
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beatnik woman ain't got no soul
Original Lyrics:
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big lip woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy Ray's woman ain't got no soul
or
Billy Ray William ain't got no soul
or
Billy Ray William ain't got no soul
Original Lyrics:
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Black dog made a poopie now.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me what you do me now.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Didn't take too long 'fore I found out
People need my daddy out.
People need my daddy out.
Original Lyrics:
Didn't take too long 'fore I found out
What people mean by down and out.
What people mean by down and out.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Didn't take too long 'fore I found out
What people mean by dining out.
What people mean by dining out.
Original Lyrics:
Didn't take too long 'fore I found out
What people mean my down and out.
What people mean my down and out.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do me like you do me now.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me what you do me now.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eyes that shine burnin' red.
Original Lyrics:
Lights that shine, burning red.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eyes that shine burning bread
Original Lyrics:
Lights that shine burning red
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna make you purr, gonna make you sing.
Original Lyrics:
Gonna make you burn, gonna make you sting.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna suck some t**** na (now).
Original Lyrics:
Tell me what you do me now.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta buy a alumni
Original Lyrics:
Tell me what you do me now
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gotta smoke a doobie now
Original Lyrics:
Tell me what you do me now
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Green grasshopper's got a purple a**h***.
Original Lyrics:
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey baby when you walk that way
What a horny trip, can't keep away.
What a horny trip, can't keep away.
Original Lyrics:
Hey baby when you walk that way
Watch the honey drip, can't keep away.
Watch the honey drip, can't keep away.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Mama, said the way you moo
Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you goo
Oh, oh child, way you shake that thing
Gonnan make you burn, gonna make you stink.
Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you goo
Oh, oh child, way you shake that thing
Gonnan make you burn, gonna make you stink.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, hey, mama, said the way you move
Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove
Oh, oh, child, way you shake that thing
Gonna make you burn, gonna make you sting.
Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove
Oh, oh, child, way you shake that thing
Gonna make you burn, gonna make you sting.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, hey Momma says the way ya' move
Gonna make you smile, gonna make you move.
Gonna make you smile, gonna make you move.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, hey Momma says the way ya' move
Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove.
Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, hey mama, get me to school
Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove.
Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove.
Original Lyrics:
Hey, Mama, said the way you move
Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove.
Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hillbilly woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hoobie doobie doobie how
Original Lyrics:
Tell me what you do me now.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know but I been told
A 3 legged woman ain't got no hole.
A 3 legged woman ain't got no hole.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know but I been told
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know but I been told
A three-legged woman ain't got no h***.
A three-legged woman ain't got no h***.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know but I been told
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know but I've been told
A big legged woman ain't got no soul
All I ask for, all I pray
A skinny-legged woman gonna come my way.
A big legged woman ain't got no soul
All I ask for, all I pray
A skinny-legged woman gonna come my way.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know, but I've been told
A big legged woman ain't got no soul
All I ask for, all I pray
A steady-lovin' woman gonna come my way.
A big legged woman ain't got no soul
All I ask for, all I pray
A steady-lovin' woman gonna come my way.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know but I've been told
A big legged woman ain't got no soul
All I ask for, all I pray
A skinny-legged woman won't come my way.
A big legged woman ain't got no soul
All I ask for, all I pray
A skinny-legged woman won't come my way.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know, but I've been told
A big legged woman ain't got no soul
All I ask for, all I pray
A steady-lovin' woman gonna come my way.
A big legged woman ain't got no soul
All I ask for, all I pray
A steady-lovin' woman gonna come my way.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know but I've been told
Hasidic woman ain't got no soul.
Hasidic woman ain't got no soul.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know, but I've been told
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know what I've been told
But feeling up women is all I know.
But feeling up women is all I know.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know, but I been told
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know, but I've been told
Eskimo p**** is mighty cold.
Eskimo p**** is mighty cold.
Original Lyrics:
I don't know, but I've been told
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
My v*****'s burning bad.
Original Lyrics:
Lights that shine burning red.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooga lala poogita
Original Lyrics:
Movin' like you're movin' now
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rise and shine, burning bread.
Original Lyrics:
Eyes that shine burning red.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rise and shine, burning bread
Original Lyrics:
Lights that shine, burning red
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rise and shine, burning red.
Original Lyrics:
Lights that shine burning red.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Roger Wolf can't stand still
Original Lyrics:
I gotta roll, can't stand still
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spend my money, took my car
Gonna tell the French it's gonna be a start.
Gonna tell the French it's gonna be a start.
Original Lyrics:
Spent my money, took my car
Started tellin' her friends she goin' be a star.
Started tellin' her friends she goin' be a star.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spend my money, took my car
Sell it to a friend, she gonna be your store.
Sell it to a friend, she gonna be your store.
Original Lyrics:
Spent my money, took my car
Started tellin' her friends she gonna be a star.
Started tellin' her friends she gonna be a star.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spent my money, took my car
She's gonna tell the French she wants to be a star.
She's gonna tell the French she wants to be a star.
Original Lyrics:
Spent my money, took my car
Started telling her friends she wants to be a star.
Started telling her friends she wants to be a star.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Terminal lies make me a happy man.
Original Lyrics:
Won't tell me no lies and make me a happy man.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bearded woman ain't got no soul
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
The bigger the woman, the bigger the h***.
Original Lyrics:
A big legged woman ain't got no soul.
"Black Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Zooba Dooba Deeebe Dow
Original Lyrics:
Tell me what you do me now.
"Bron-y-aur Stomp"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another b**** for you and me.
Original Lyrics:
Telling mother nature 'bout you and me.
"Bron-y-aur Stomp"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell your friends around the world
Ain't no compainion like a blue-eyed girl.
Ain't no compainion like a blue-eyed girl.
Original Lyrics:
Tell your friends around the world
Ain't no companion like a blue-eyed merle.
Ain't no companion like a blue-eyed merle.
"Bron-y-aur Stomp"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're old and you're eyes are dim
There ain't no old s*** gonna happen again.
There ain't no old s*** gonna happen again.
Original Lyrics:
When you're old and your eyes are dim
There ain't no old Shep gonna happen again.
There ain't no old Shep gonna happen again.
"Celebration Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ma-mama I`m so happy
I`m gonna join the Navy.
I`m gonna join the Navy.
Original Lyrics:
My, my, my...I`m so happy
I`m gonna join the band.
I`m gonna join the band.
"Communication Breakdown"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm having another breakdown, drop me insane.
Original Lyrics:
I'm having a nervous breakdown, drive me insane.
"Custard Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Custom pie
or
Distant pie
or
Dusting pile
or
Justified
or
Distant pie
or
Dusting pile
or
Justified
Original Lyrics:
Custard pie
"Custard Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Custom pie
or
Distant pie
or
Dusting pile
or
Distant pie
or
Dusting pile
Original Lyrics:
Custard pie
"Custard Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I told the people you're custard pie.
Drugged out.
Drugged out.
Original Lyrics:
Chew on a piece of your custard pie
Drop down.
Drop down.
"Custard Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm doin' a sheep and I don't know why
Original Lyrics:
Let me chew on a piece of your custard pie
"Custard Pie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell all the people you're just in time.
Original Lyrics:
Chew on a piece of your custard pie.
"D'yer Maker"
Misheard Lyrics:
'D'yer Maker' (not the lyrics; the actual title)
Original Lyrics:
'Jamaica' (pronunciation of title)
D'yer Maker is short for 'Did you make her?' Story goes that is what one of the band members asked another after he returned from a party.
"D'yer Maker"
Misheard Lyrics:
Die-er Maker
Original Lyrics:
D'yer Maker
"Dancing Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
A chimpanzee is president, as the evening starts to glow.
Original Lyrics:
Suppin' booze is precedent, as the evening starts to glow.
"Dancing Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancing days are here again
The summer evening snow..
The summer evening snow..
Original Lyrics:
Dancing days are here again
As the summer evenings grow..
As the summer evenings grow..
"Dancing Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
I told your mamma I'd get you home
But I didn't tell her I had no car
I sort of lied and you were standing alone.
But I didn't tell her I had no car
I sort of lied and you were standing alone.
Original Lyrics:
I told your mamma I'd get you home
But I didn't tell her i had no car
I saw a lion, he was standing alone.
But I didn't tell her i had no car
I saw a lion, he was standing alone.
"Dancing Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a womenly nose.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a woman who knows.
"Dancing Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jimmy Dean is President
As the evening starts to glow.
As the evening starts to glow.
Original Lyrics:
Sippin' booze is precedent
As the evening starts to glow.
As the evening starts to glow.
Jimmy Dean makes breakfast sausage.
"Dancing Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jimmy Lewis is President
As the evening starts to glow.
As the evening starts to glow.
Original Lyrics:
Sippin' booze is precedent
As the evening starts to glow.
As the evening starts to glow.
"Dancing Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sippin Booze as president as the evening starts to glow
Original Lyrics:
Sippin booze is precedent as the evening starts to glow
"Dazed and Confused"
Misheard Lyrics:
Been dazed & confused for so long, it's not true
One-legged woman never bargained for you.
One-legged woman never bargained for you.
Original Lyrics:
Been dazed & confused for so long, it's not true
Wanted a woman never bargained for you.
Wanted a woman never bargained for you.
"Dazed and Confused"
Misheard Lyrics:
Walnetto Woman, never bargained for you.
Original Lyrics:
Wanted a woman, never bargained for you.
A Walnetto Woman, of course, would have to be the frumpy character played by Ruth Buzzi in 'Laugh-In', who repeatedly refused the Walnetto candy offered by Arte Johnson's dirty old man character.
"Dazed and Confuzed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now lots of people talkin', yet few of them know
The soul of a woman was created for love, and I like it.
The soul of a woman was created for love, and I like it.
Original Lyrics:
Now lots of people talkin', pity few of them a-know
Soul of a woman was created below, that's right.
Soul of a woman was created below, that's right.
"Down By The Sea Side"
Misheard Lyrics:
Equal turned away.
Original Lyrics:
People turned away.
"Down By The Sea Side"
Misheard Lyrics:
People need their change.
Original Lyrics:
People turned away.
"Down By The Sea Side"
Misheard Lyrics:
We both turned away.
Original Lyrics:
People turned away.
"Fool In The Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Of all the love that I found
or
La la, the love that I've found
or
La la, the love that I've found
Original Lyrics:
Light of the love that I found
"Fool In The Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lie all the love that I found.
Original Lyrics:
Light of the love that I found.
"Fool In The Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lie all the love that I found
Original Lyrics:
Light of the love that I found
"Fool In The Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I will stand in the rain on the corner
I'll watch the people go shopping downtown.
I'll watch the people go shopping downtown.
Original Lyrics:
Now I will stand in the rain on the corner
I'll watch the people go shuffling downtown.
I'll watch the people go shuffling downtown.
"Fool In The Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the peppers I brought do I drop, hey.
Original Lyrics:
When I'm breathless, I'll run 'til I drop, hey.
"Fool In The Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you show up naked, all right?
Original Lyrics:
Why don't you show up, make it all right?
"Fool in the Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I will stand in the rain on the corner
I'll watch the people go jumpin' downtown mound
I'll watch the people go jumpin' downtown mound
Original Lyrics:
Now I will stand in the rain on the corner
I'll watch the people go shuffling downtown
I'll watch the people go shuffling downtown
"For Your Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I said, 'Didn't mean to
Did not mean to funk it.'
Did not mean to funk it.'
Original Lyrics:
And I said, 'Didn't mean to
Did not mean to fail.'
Did not mean to fail.'
"For Your Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you want cookie, cookie, cookie?
Original Lyrics:
Don't you want cocaine, cocaine, cocaine?
"Gallow's Pole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swinging on the Devil's b***s.
Original Lyrics:
Swing on the gallow's pole.
"Gallows Pole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Singin' from the Gallup Poll
or
Swingin' on the Dallas Poll
or
Swingin' on the Dallas Poll
Original Lyrics:
Swingin' on the gallows pole
"Gallows Pole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swingin' on the gallows cold.
Original Lyrics:
Swingin' on the gallows pole.
"Gallows Pole"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me from the valley, whole.
Original Lyrics:
Swingin' from the gallows pole
"Goin' To California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goin' to California with an acorn in my heart.
Original Lyrics:
Goin' to California with an achin' in my heart.
"Goin' to California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goin' to California with an inkpen in my heart
Original Lyrics:
Goin' to California with an achin'in my heart
"Going To California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goin' to California with a nakin' in my heart.
Original Lyrics:
Going to California with an aching in my heart.
"Going To California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goin' to California with an atrium in my heart.
Original Lyrics:
Goin' to California with an achin' in my heart.
"Going To California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going to California with a napkin in my heart.
Original Lyrics:
Going to California with an achin' in my heart.
"Going To California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going to California with an ATM in my heart.
Original Lyrics:
Going to California with an achin' in my heart.
"Going To California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going to California with an acorn in my a***.
Original Lyrics:
Going to California with an aching in my heart.
"Going To California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Made up my mind
I'm makin' you a star
Going to California with an aching
In my heart.
I'm makin' you a star
Going to California with an aching
In my heart.
Original Lyrics:
Made up my mind
To make a new start
Going to California with an aching
In my heart.
To make a new start
Going to California with an aching
In my heart.
"Going To California"
Misheard Lyrics:
To find a queen when I was a king.
Original Lyrics:
To find a queen without a king.
"Going To California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tryin' to find a woman who's never, never, never been b**ed.
Original Lyrics:
Tryin' to find a woman who's never, never, never been born.
"Going to California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Going to California, naked, in my car
Original Lyrics:
I'm going to California with an achin', in my heart
"Going to California"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going to California with bacon, in my hair
Original Lyrics:
I'm going to California with an achin', in my heart
"Good Times Bad Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
No matter how I try to find my way to the same old jow.
Original Lyrics:
No matter how I try, I find my way to the same old jam.
"Good Times, Bad Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the days of bayou
Original Lyrics:
In the days of my youth
"Good Times, Bad Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
It only took a couple of days
'Til she was really mean.
'Til she was really mean.
Original Lyrics:
It only took a couple of days
'Til she was rid of me.
'Til she was rid of me.
"Heartbreaker"
Misheard Lyrics:
Awkward Enough
Original Lyrics:
Heartbreaker
"Heartbreaker"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't care what the people say
I know where their job is at
I know where their job is at
Original Lyrics:
I don't care what the people say
I know where their jive is at
I know where their jive is at
"Heartbreaker"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't care what the people say
I know where their job is at.
or
I don't care what the people say
I know where their child is at.
I know where their job is at.
or
I don't care what the people say
I know where their child is at.
Original Lyrics:
I don't care what the people say
I know where their jive is at.
I know where their jive is at.
"Hey Hey What Can I Do?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a woman and a b**** all day.
or
I got a woman wanna borrow day.
or
I got a woman wanna borrow day.
Original Lyrics:
I got a woman wanna ball all day.
"Hey Hey What Can I Do?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a woman and a boner all day
Original Lyrics:
I got a woman wanna ball all day
"Hey Hey What Can I Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
My little lover doesn't look like s***
She followed around all the time.
She followed around all the time.
Original Lyrics:
My little lover does a midnight shift
She followed around all the time.
She followed around all the time.
"Hey, Hey, What Can I Do?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a woman at the bar all day.
Original Lyrics:
I got a woman, wanna b*** all day.
"Hey, Hey, What Can I Do?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I gotta woman, she want me true.
Original Lyrics:
I gotta woman, she won't be true.
"Hey, Hey, What Can I Do?"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the bars with the metalflake guitars
Original Lyrics:
In the bars with the me who play guitars
"Hey, Hey, What Can I Do?"
Misheard Lyrics:
My little lover does a midnight shift
She foolin' around all the time.
She foolin' around all the time.
Original Lyrics:
My little lover does a midnight shift
She followed around all the time.
She followed around all the time.
"Hey, Hey, What Can I Do?"
Misheard Lyrics:
My little lover doesn't hit that s***
She fool around all the time.
She fool around all the time.
Original Lyrics:
My little lover does a midnight shift
She followed around all the time.
She followed around all the time.
"Hey, Hey, What Can I Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
My little lover does the midnight shift
She follows around all of the time.
She follows around all of the time.
Original Lyrics:
My little lover does the midnight shift
She b****s around all of the time.
She b****s around all of the time.
"Hot Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah, hot doll
or
Ah, Honcho
or
Ah, Honcho
Original Lyrics:
Ah, hot dog
"Hot Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took her love at seventy
A little late these days it seems
But they said Heaven is well worth waiting for
I took her word, I took it all
Beneath the sign that said, 'You whore'
The sheep left, I'm just hangin' 'round for more.
A little late these days it seems
But they said Heaven is well worth waiting for
I took her word, I took it all
Beneath the sign that said, 'You whore'
The sheep left, I'm just hangin' 'round for more.
Original Lyrics:
I took her love at seventeen
A little late these days it seems
But they said Heaven is well worth waiting for
I took her word, I took it all
Beneath the sign that said, 'U-Haul'
She left angels hangin' 'round for more.
A little late these days it seems
But they said Heaven is well worth waiting for
I took her word, I took it all
Beneath the sign that said, 'U-Haul'
She left angels hangin' 'round for more.
"Hot Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
I took her word, I took it all
The meat, the sign, the send-you-all
She left those banjos hangin' round for more.
The meat, the sign, the send-you-all
She left those banjos hangin' round for more.
Original Lyrics:
I took her word, I took it all
Beneath the sign that said, 'U-Haul'
She left angels hangin' 'round for more.
Beneath the sign that said, 'U-Haul'
She left angels hangin' 'round for more.
"Hot Dog"
Misheard Lyrics:
Willy just got into town today.
Original Lyrics:
Well, I just got into town today.
"Houses Of The Holy"
Misheard Lyrics:
From the door comes Satan's doorman.
Original Lyrics:
From the door comes Satan's daughter.
"Houses Of The Holy"
Misheard Lyrics:
From the houses of the holy
We can watch the white doves go
From the door comes Satan's daughter
And it only goes to show.
We can watch the white doves go
From the door comes Satan's daughter
And it only goes to show.
or
From the houses of the bowling
We can watch the white dogs go
From the dark comes Satan's doorknob
And it only goes to show.
We can watch the white dogs go
From the dark comes Satan's doorknob
And it only goes to show.
or
From the houses of the bowling
We can watch the white dogs go
From the dark comes Satan's doorknob
And it only goes to show.
We can watch the white dogs go
From the dark comes Satan's doorknob
And it only goes to show.
Original Lyrics:
From the houses of the holy
We can watch the white doves go
From the dark of Satan's doorknock
And it only goes to show.
We can watch the white doves go
From the dark of Satan's doorknock
And it only goes to show.
"Houses Of The Holy"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's an angel on my shoulder
And my hands are sort of gold
Let me wander in your party
And the seas of love, a**hole.
And my hands are sort of gold
Let me wander in your party
And the seas of love, a**hole.
Original Lyrics:
There's an angel on my shoulder
In my hand, a sword of gold
Let me wander in your garden
And the seeds of love I'll sow.
In my hand, a sword of gold
Let me wander in your garden
And the seeds of love I'll sow.
"Houses of the Holy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let the music be your master.
Will you heed the master's call?
Oh...save me, man.
Will you heed the master's call?
Oh...save me, man.
Original Lyrics:
Let the music be your master.
Will you heed the master's call?
Oh...Satan and man.
Will you heed the master's call?
Oh...Satan and man.
"How Many More Times?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, a god beat a Honda.
Original Lyrics:
They call me the hunter.
"How Many More Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
How minimo times
Original Lyrics:
How many more times
"How Many More Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swarfega hunger
Original Lyrics:
Well they call me the hunter.
"How Many More Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
They call me the Honda.
Original Lyrics:
They call me the hunter.
"How Many More Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Toby, the Hunter
Original Lyrics:
They call me the hunter.
"How Many More Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, a god beat a Honda
Original Lyrics:
Well they call me the hunter
"I Can't Quit You Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you want my wand inside.
Original Lyrics:
I know you are my one desire.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
All this leading, thrashing out
I see you now, you do the twist and shout.
I see you now, you do the twist and shout.
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep with threshing oar
Our only goal will be the western shore.
Our only goal will be the western shore.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
All this sleeping, trashing out
Our only go will be the twist and shout.
Our only go will be the twist and shout.
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep with threshing oar
Our only goal will be the Western shore.
Our only goal will be the Western shore.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
All this sweeping, flashing, ahhhh
I want to go where there's a Western shout!
I want to go where there's a Western shout!
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep with the threshing oar
Our only goal will be the Western Shore.
Our only goal will be the Western Shore.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always leaving, thrashing ahh
I'll only go when people twist and shout.
I'll only go when people twist and shout.
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep, with threshing oar
Our only goal will be the western shore.
Our only goal will be the western shore.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always sleep with flashing eye
I hold the door to see the rest of shore.
I hold the door to see the rest of shore.
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep, with a threshing oar
Our only goal will be the western shore.
Our only goal will be the western shore.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always sleep with nothing on
I wanna go where people twist and shout
I wanna go where people twist and shout
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep, with a threshing oar
Our only goal will be the western shore
Our only goal will be the western shore
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always sleep, b****ing out
I only go to the west section.
I only go to the west section.
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep with threshing oar
Our only goal will be the Western Shore.
Our only goal will be the Western Shore.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always sleep, especially now,
I wanna go where things twist and shout
I wanna go where things twist and shout
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep with the threshing oar,
our only goal will be the Western Shore
our only goal will be the Western Shore
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always sleep, nothing more
I only go where there's a resturant show.
I only go where there's a resturant show.
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep with the threshing oar
Our only goal will be the Western Shore.
Our only goal will be the Western Shore.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always sweet, refreshing, ahh!
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep with threshing oar.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always thinking, sixty-nine!
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep with threshing oar.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come to the land of ice cream cones.
Original Lyrics:
We come from the land of ice and snow.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Enter the land of the ice cream man.
Original Lyrics:
We come from the land of the ice and snow.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow...
Original Lyrics:
With the midnight sun where the hot springs flow...
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Holy secret, the threshing oar
I only know it'll be the wasteland shout
We are dark overlords.
Tonight, you'd better stop.
I only know it'll be the wasteland shout
We are dark overlords.
Tonight, you'd better stop.
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep with threshing oar
Our only goal will be the western shore
We are your overlords
So now you'd better stop.
Our only goal will be the western shore
We are your overlords
So now you'd better stop.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Holy she-it, j***ing off.
Original Lyrics:
On we sweep with a threshing oar.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna go and see the Western Show.
Original Lyrics:
Our only goal will be the western shore.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna go where people twist and shout
Original Lyrics:
Our only goal will be the western shore
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to go to a Country-Western show.
Original Lyrics:
Our only goal will be the western shore.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to go to where's the worst place to shop.
Original Lyrics:
Our only goal will be the Western Shore.
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to go where there's a Western show
Original Lyrics:
Our only goal will be the western shore
"Immigrant Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to go where things are rest assured
Original Lyrics:
Our only goal will be the weste
