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How will Robert Plant die? He will climb the Stairway to Heaven.

- Submitted by: Eleanor

Kid 1: I hate people who call my favorite band Lead Zeppelin. Kid 2: That's what they are called. Kid 1: No dude, it's L.E.D. Zeppelin. Kid 2: It's not L.E.D. Zeppelin, it's Led Zeppelin. Kid 1: I hate you.

- Submitted by: GlamRockNinjaLord

Q: How did Jimmy Page break Robert Plant's leg? A: He pushed him down the Stairway to Heaven.

- Submitted by: Daniel Sanders

Q: What did Robert Plant say when he asked a fellow band member to pass him a sheet of paper? A: Gimme Page!

- Submitted by: Thomas

What is the most metal band? *Lead* Zeppellin

- Submitted by: Brad Charleston

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