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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> Z -> Frank Zappa
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Frank Zappa that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 21 misheard song lyrics for Frank Zappa on amIright currently.
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"Carolina Hardcore Ecstasy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had a Roger Daltrey capon
Original Lyrics:
I had a Roger Daltrey cape on
"Debra Kadabra"
Misheard Lyrics:
I owna wretched panty
S*** that reek a fanny.
S*** that reek a fanny.
Original Lyrics:
June, a rancho granny
Shook her wrinkled fanny.
Shook her wrinkled fanny.
"Debra Kadabra"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me cash a dead guy's jewelry.
Emboss me.
Rub the hot front part of my head.
With Richard Edwards.
Emboss me.
Rub the hot front part of my head.
With Richard Edwards.
Original Lyrics:
Make me kiss your turquoise jewelry.
Emboss me.
Rub the hot front part of my head.
With rented unguents.
Emboss me.
Rub the hot front part of my head.
With rented unguents.
"Debra Kadabra"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make me cash a dead guy's jewelry.
Original Lyrics:
Make me kiss your turquoise jewelry.
"Disco Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
You never go doodie
Original Lyrics:
You never go duty
"Dog Breath, In the Year of the Plague"
Misheard Lyrics:
Magical poses hitting through the sky
Original Lyrics:
My ship of love is ready to attack
"Drowning Witch"
Misheard Lyrics:
As the light goes dim
And she's trying to swim
Was she naked?
Boy, we sure hope so
And she's trying to swim
Was she naked?
Boy, we sure hope so
Original Lyrics:
As the light goes dim
And she's trying to swim
Will she make it?
Boy, we sure hope so
And she's trying to swim
Will she make it?
Boy, we sure hope so
"Flakes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flesh flakes!
or
Fresh flakes!
or
Fresh snakes!
or
Fresh shakes!
or
French flakes!
or
Flex! Flex!
or
Fresh flakes!
or
Fresh snakes!
or
Fresh shakes!
or
French flakes!
or
Flex! Flex!
Original Lyrics:
Flakes! Flakes!
"Go Cry On Somebody Else’s Shoulder"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your girl today, wears a way
Original Lyrics:
A year ago today you went away
"Hungry Freaks, Daddy"
Misheard Lyrics:
The youthful minds that empty my
The day you're smug and step aside
The day you're smug and step aside
Original Lyrics:
The useful minds that it denied
The day you shrugged and stepped aside
The day you shrugged and stepped aside
"I Ain’t Got No Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Girl, you beg no
Original Lyrics:
Girl, you better go
"I Have Been In You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And while I wasn't shy I might have been hunting the fly
or
And while I was inside I might have been humping the fly
or
And while I was inside I might have been harder to find
or
And while I was inside I might have been humping the fly
or
And while I was inside I might have been harder to find
Original Lyrics:
And while I was inside, I might have been undignified
"I Have Been In You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I happen in you
You happen in me
or
I happened in you
You happened in me.
You happen in me
or
I happened in you
You happened in me.
Original Lyrics:
I have been in you
You have been in me.
You have been in me.
"Jewish Princess"
Misheard Lyrics:
Follow me inside
Where she can swallow my pride
Where she can swallow my pride
Original Lyrics:
Lonely inside
Well, she can swallow my pride
Well, she can swallow my pride
"Jewish Princess"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a funky little Jewish Princess
A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened diaper
A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened diaper
Original Lyrics:
I want a funky litlle Jewish Princess
A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper
A grinder; a bumper, with a pre-moistened dumper
"No, Not Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
green peace your a**holes-hum hum-Greenpeace your assholes
Original Lyrics:
greenbeans to Utah-yum yum-greenbeans to utah
I let my brother listen to it and he almost wrecked his car and wouldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.
"Sex"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch your mom go potty and your weenie rose.
Original Lyrics:
At your bongo party and your weenie roast.
"Teen Age Prostitute"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would really like to try and get away
But if she gets caught, she'd be an artist on display
But if she gets caught, she'd be an artist on display
Original Lyrics:
I would really like to try and get away
But if she gets caught, he will cause her some dismay
But if she gets caught, he will cause her some dismay
"Valley Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a valley girl
Open wide.
Open wide.
Original Lyrics:
She's a valley girl
Okay, fine!
Okay, fine!
"Who Are the Brain Police?"
Misheard Lyrics:
The chrome is too sock
Original Lyrics:
The chrome is too soft
"Who Needs the Peace Corps"
Misheard Lyrics:
How I love you Chris Grove!
Original Lyrics:
How I love you Frisco!
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