Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> Z -> Frank Zappa

Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Frank Zappa that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 10 misheard song lyrics for Frank Zappa on amIright currently.

"Debra Kadabra"
Misheard Lyrics:
I owna wretched panty
S*** that reek a fanny.
Original Lyrics:
June, a rancho granny
Shook her wrinkled fanny.
"Debra Kadabra"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me cash a dead guy's jewelry.
With rented unguents.
Original Lyrics:
Make me kiss your turquoise jewelry.
With Richard Edwards.
"Debra Kadabra"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me cash a dead guy's jewelry
With rented unguents.
Original Lyrics:
Make me kiss your turquoise jewelry
With Richard Edwards.
THIS IS WRONG! RENTED UNGUENTS IS CORRECT. SEE ZAPPA'S OWN LYRIC SHEET ISSUED WITH THE CASSETTE VERSION.
"Drowning Witch"
Misheard Lyrics:
As the light goes dim
And she's trying to swim
Was she naked?
Boy, we sure hope so
Original Lyrics:
As the light goes dim
And she's trying to swim
Will she make it?
Boy, we sure hope so
"I Have Been In You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I happen in you
You happen in me
or
I happened in you
You happened in me.
Original Lyrics:
I have been in you
You have been in me.
"Jewish Princess"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a nasty little Jewish Princess
With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses
A horny little Jewish Princess that could level to coma
Original Lyrics:
I want a nasty little Jewish Princess
With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses
A horny little Jewish Princess that could level Tacoma
"Sex"
Misheard Lyrics:
Watch your mom go potty and your weenie rose.
Original Lyrics:
At your bongo party and your weenie roast.
"Teen Age Prostitute"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would really like to try and get away
But if she gets caught, she'd be an artist on display
Original Lyrics:
I would really like to try and get away
But if she gets caught, he will cause her some dismay
"Valley Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a Fowler girl
Original Lyrics:
She's a valley girl
"Valley Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a valley girl
Open wide.
Original Lyrics:
She's a valley girl
Okay, fine!

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