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Song Parodies -> "Donald Trump (Goes Dumb)"

Original Song Title:

"Bobby Brown (Goes Down)"

Original Performer:

Frank Zappa

Parody Song Title:

"Donald Trump (Goes Dumb)"

Parody Written by:

George Washington

The Lyrics

Hey there, people, I'm Donald Trump
My haters say I'm really dumb
My hair is messy, my teeth ain't shiny
But who gives a crap, you can kiss my heinie
Now I am the President of the United States
And I am richer than Bill Gates
I got my wife here who needs to help with my paper
I'll let her do all the work and later I'll rape her

Oh God I am the American dream
I think I'm very extreme
An' I'm a handsome sonofabitch
I have a great job and i am real rich real rich
Get a good, get a good, get a good, get a good job...

Women's Liberation
Came creepin' all across the nation
I tell you people, I was a real killer
When I fucked this dyke by the name of Hillary
She made a little speech then,
Aw, she tried to make me say when
She had my balls in a vice, but she left my dick
I doubt it's still hooked on, because she now shoots to quick

Oh God I am the American dream
I hope you understand what I mean
I am a miserable grandson of a German
I will show you what I can...
What I can do... can do... can do... can do...

So I went out 'n' bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute
Got a job doin' radio promo
Only idiots would think I'm a homo
I absolutely need no friend
I'm glad I'm now the new President
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
'Long as I gets a big golden shower

Oh God I am the American dream
I'll be the best President the States have ever seen
An' I'll do anything to get ahead
I lay awake nights saying "Thank you Grandpa Fred!"
Oh God, Oh God, I'm so fantastic!
Let's destroy all that Afghanistan spastic
And my name is Donald Trump
Watch me now, I am not dumb

And my name is Donald Trump
Watch me now, I am not dumb
And my name is Donald Trump
Watch me now, I am not dumb
And my name is Donald Trump
Watch me now, I am not dumb

I knew you wouldn't be surprised...

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Pacing: 2.6
How Funny: 2.6
Overall Rating: 2.6

Total Votes: 21

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   12
 2   0
 3   1
 4   1
 5   7

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Geoffrey - December 30, 2016 - Report this comment
Vulgar, vile, filth! 1s
Bobby Brown - January 06, 2017 - Report this comment
Geoffrey, take those 1s and shove them up your ass.
Ira - January 11, 2017 - Report this comment
Haha - given the news for day, You may have been more accurate than you thought!
Craig - March 08, 2017 - Report this comment
lol I made my own version of a Donald Trump Goes Down song with Zappa. You can find it on youtube. Nice work! Great minds think alike ;)

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