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Song Parodies -> "Donald Trump"

Original Song Title:

"Bobby Brown"

Original Performer:

Frank Zappa

Parody Song Title:

"Donald Trump"

Parody Written by:

Jeff In Richmond VA

The Lyrics

If you aren't familiar with the song, Google it on YouTube. It will make more sense that way....a helluva lot more sense than the insanity that is coming out of the White House lately!! Jesus Christ! What have we done???

Hey there, people, I'm Donald Trump
The newspapers say that I'm a chump
My tan is orange, my hands are "tiny"
I'll tell all the world they can kiss my heinie
Here I am as The President
I'm not too sharp, just incompetent
I got a cute lady here, a Republican voter
If she looks pretty hot, maybe later I'll grope her

But now I have the American dream
and all my views are too extreme
And I'm a racist son of a bitch
I'm gonna milk this job and get even more rich

(Milk it good, Milk it good, Milk it good, Milk it good)

Two thirds of the nation.... were protestin' my inauguration
I told my people I ain't been happier
since I've had this great "Bro-mance" with Vladmir
He helped rig our election.....wants a new Soviet Union
I'll sign some more of those nice, executive orders
so the wetbacks & Muslims don't cross the border

And though I'm paying no Income Tax, my Cabinet looks like Goldman-Sachs
Cuz' I'm a crooked son of a bitch
Am I a man or a baby, they don't know which

(You whiner, whiner......whiner whiner....)

So I thought about toning it down a bit
I tweet every day, but I'm still full of shit
I gotta' play nice with Marco Rubio
(So) the Republican Senate will confirm all these Bozos
Eventually I'd like to kill
Alec Baldwin who mocks me on SNL
In about a couple hours I'll be drunk with power
To Russia I'll go to get a golden shower

But now I am the American King
I'll just stick it up your butt for your protesting
And I say anything that's good or bad
I stay awake till 3 tweeting, "Thank you, Vlad!"
Oh God, I love my situation
Thanks to Putin, I'm the head of our nation
And my name is Donald Trump
Might as well be Forrest Gump
And my name is Donald Trump
Think of me when you take a dump
Yes my name is Donald Trump.......

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Pacing: 3.5
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Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 19

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