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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> The Eagles

These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by The Eagles.

The Eagles

The Eagles', "Hotel California"
Better Lyrics:
The chicken is in the order Galliformes
In a class of birds (in a class of birds)
Big ground-dwelling birds
Many species in the order Galliformes
Such as quail and grouse (such as quail and grouse)
And the junglefowl
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face.
Plenty of room at the Hotel California
Any time of year (any time of year)
You can find it here
Submitted by: Tyrannodactylus
The Eagles', "Lyin' Eyes"
Better Lyrics:
You can't hide your lion eyes, and your smile is a grim disguise.
Original Lyrics:
You can't hide your lyin eyes, and your smile is a thin disguise.
Submitted by: Edward
The Eagles', "Lying Eyes"
Better Lyrics:
You can't escape

Socialist lies

Joe's crooked smile

Just can't disguise

We thought by now

That our countrymen realize

You can't escape the

Socialists' prying eyes
Original Lyrics:
You can't hide your lyin' eyes

And your smile is a thin disguise

I thought by now you'd realize

There ain't no way to hide your lyin' eyes
Submitted by: Betty Luxenberg
The Eagles', "Peaceful Easy Feeling"
Better Lyrics:
I've got a peaceful easy feeling
Original Lyrics:
I've got an east coast sleazy feeling
Submitted by: Colin Knight

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