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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Eagles that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"Already Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Better that you know me
Original Lyrics:
The letter that you wrote me
"Already Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I guess you felt like glue
Original Lyrics:
But I guess you felt like you
"Already Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I will sing this spitzkrieg song.
Original Lyrics:
I will sing this victory song.
I remember hearing Spitzkrieg somewhere (besides my misheard lyric), I just can't think from where by now. any help, editor? [Ed.s note: Try this URL: http://cyberreviews.skwc.com/cr_archive_1_cr_acf.html]
"Already Gone" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When you hear this country song
Original Lyrics:
I will sing this victory song
"Best Of My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Been wastin' my time on slow talkin' wine
Original Lyrics:
Been wastin' my time on cheap talk and wine.
"Best Of My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Been wastin' my time
On shoe talk and wine.
Original Lyrics:
Been wastin' my time
On cheap talk and wine.
"Best Of My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
That same old crab was Michael Cold Dog's crowd
Original Lyrics:
That same old crowd was like a cold dark cloud
"Best Of My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
That same old crap was like a cold dark cloud.
Original Lyrics:
That same old crowd was like a cold dark cloud.
"Best Of My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
That same old crap was like a cold dark cloud.
Original Lyrics:
That same old crowd was like a cold dark cloud.
"Best Of My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
That same old crap was like an old dog bone.
Original Lyrics:
That same old crowd was like a cold dark cloud.
"Best Of My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wastin' our time on cheap talkin' wine
Original Lyrics:
Been wastin' my time
On cheap talk and wine.
"Best of My Love / The Best of My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wastin' our time on cheap talkin' whine
Original Lyrics:
Wastin' our time on cheap talk and wine
My lyric is better.
"Best of My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
But here in my car
Original Lyrics:
But here in my heart
"Best of My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
But here in my home
Original Lyrics:
But here in my heart
"Best of My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every night I'm a lion in bed
Original Lyrics:
Every night I'm lyin' in bed
"Best of My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every night I'm a lion in bed
Original Lyrics:
Every night I'm lying in bed
"Best of My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wastin' our time on cheap token wine
Original Lyrics:
Wastin' our time on cheap talk and wine
"Best of My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wasting our time on cheap talking whine
Original Lyrics:
Wasting our time on cheap talk and wine
"Best of My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You get the best of Milo
Original Lyrics:
You get the best of my love
"Best of My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You get the best of why not
Original Lyrics:
You get the best of my love
"Certain Kind of Fool"
Misheard Lyrics:
He took it to the country
And breakfast for days without rape
Original Lyrics:
He took it to the country
And practiced for days without rest
"Desperado" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you're losin' all your eyes and nose.
Original Lyrics:
And you're losin' all your highs and lows.
"Desperado" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Climb down from your panchicks, ohhhhh your great
Original Lyrics:
Come down from your fences, open the gate
"Desperado" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come down from your fences, o bitter day
Original Lyrics:
Come down from your fences, open the gate
"Desperado" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come down from your fences, oh renegade.
Original Lyrics:
Come down from your fences, open the gate.
"Desperado" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come down from your fences, old renegade.
Original Lyrics:
Come down from your fences; open the gate.
"Desperado" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Desperado, why don't you fill out your census?
Original Lyrics:
Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?
"Desperado" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you call the queen of davenport.
She'll meet you if she's able.
Original Lyrics:
Don't you draw the queen of diamonds, boy.
She'll beat you if she's able.
"Desperado" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you draw the queen of diamonds, boy.She'll beat you if she's a bull.
Original Lyrics:
Don't you draw the queen of diamonds, boy.She'll beat you if she's able.
"Desperado" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
El Dorado
Original Lyrics:
Desperado
"Desperado" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
El Dorado
Original Lyrics:
Desperado
"Desperado" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Enchiladas
Original Lyrics:
Desperado
"Desperado" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gasperato
Original Lyrics:
Desperado
Someone I went to school with as a kid had the last name Gasperato, and I thought the song was about him.
"Desperado" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ice gelato
Original Lyrics:
Desperado
"Desperado" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Inferno
Original Lyrics:
Desperado
"Desperado" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now it seems to me some fine things have been laid upon your day bed
Original Lyrics:
Now it seems to me some fine things have been laid upon your table
"Desperado" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh___, you're an aardvark.
I know that you've got your reasons.
Original Lyrics:
Oh___, you're a hard one.
I know that you've got your reasons.
"Desperado" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ohh you're an aardvark.
I know that you've got your reasons.
Original Lyrics:
Ohh you're a hard one.
I know that you've got your reasons.
"Desperado" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got a hard one
Original Lyrics:
You're a hard one
"Desperado" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've been outright inventious.
Original Lyrics:
You've been out riding fences.
"Desperado" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've been outright offensive.
Original Lyrics:
You've been out riding fences.
"Doolin-Dalton/Desperado (Reprise)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stole your dreams and paid you with three grand
Original Lyrics:
Stole your dreams and paid you with regret
"Doolin-Dalton"
Misheard Lyrics:
He was rookie chief
Original Lyrics:
He was working cheap
"Doolin-Dalton"
Misheard Lyrics:
He was working cheap, just by the dime.
Original Lyrics:
He was working cheap, just biding time.
"Doolin-Dalton"
Misheard Lyrics:
He was working cheap, just by the town
Original Lyrics:
He was working cheap, just biding time
"Doolin-Dalton"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then he left
And said, 'I'm goin''
Original Lyrics:
Then he laughed
And said, 'I'm goin''
"Get Over It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get all the Ritz!
Original Lyrics:
Get over it!
"Get Over It"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd like to find you in a child and kick its little ass.
Original Lyrics:
I'd like to find your inner child and kick its little ass
"Get Over It"
Misheard Lyrics:
You wave it like a f**.
Original Lyrics:
You wave it like a flag.
"Heartache Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Break my bottle
Original Lyrics:
Break my heart
At the very end of the song, they are the last 3 words said in the song. They don't sound like "break my heart" at all.
"Heartache Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Break the phone
or
Big ol' fart
Original Lyrics:
Break my heart
"Heartache Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's gonna be a hard length of night
A hard length of night, I know.
Original Lyrics:
There's gonna be a heartache tonight
A heartache tonight, I know.
"Heartache Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's gonna be a hard on tonight.
Original Lyrics:
There's gonna be a heartache tonight.
"Heartache Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's gonna be a party tonight
A party tonight, I know.
Original Lyrics:
There's gonna be a heartache tonight
A heartache tonight, I know.
"Heartache Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's gonna be horny tonight
Original Lyrics:
There's gonna be a heartache tonight
"Heartache Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m gonna use the potty tonight
Original Lyrics:
There’s gonna be a heartache tonight
"Heartache Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh I’m farting tonight
Original Lyrics:
There's gonna be a heartache tonight
"Heartache Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's going to be a hard-on tonight.
Original Lyrics:
There's going to be a heartache tonight.
"Heartache Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's gonna be a Barbie tonight
Original Lyrics:
There's gonna be a heartache tonight
"Heartache Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's gonna be a crumb cake tonight
Original Lyrics:
There's gonna be a heartache tonight
"Heartache Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's gonna be a headache tonight.
Original Lyrics:
There's gonna be a heartache tonight.
"Heartache Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's gonna be a horning tonight
or
...Harding tonight
Original Lyrics:
There's gonna be a heartache tonight
"Heartache Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's gonna be a party tonight.
Original Lyrics:
There's gonna be a heartache tonight.
"Heartache Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's gonna be a party tonight
A party tonight, I know
Original Lyrics:
There's gonna be a heartache tonight
A heartache tonight, I know
"Heartache Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's gonna be hard egg tonight.
Original Lyrics:
There's gonna be a heartache tonight.
"Heartache Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's gonna be haunting tonight.
Original Lyrics:
There's gonna be a heartache tonight.
"Heartache Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
This smile's gonna last forever
Original Lyrics:
This night is gonna last forever
"Heartache Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can feel around the Porsches
We can get down to a phone.
Original Lyrics:
We can beat around the bushes
We can get down to bone.
"Heartache Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can leave it in a bush
And we can get back to the farm.
Original Lyrics:
We can beat around the bushes
We can get down to the bone.
"Heartache Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can leave it to the waiter
We can get down on the farm.
Original Lyrics:
We can beat around the bushes
We can get down to bone.
"Heartache Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can meet around the bushes
We can get down to the phone.
Original Lyrics:
We can beat around the bushes
We can get down to the bone.
"Heartache Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
We can wheel out of fortune
Original Lyrics:
We can beat around the bushes
"Hole In The World"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a home in the world tonight.
Original Lyrics:
There's a hole in the world tonight.
"Hole in the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a clown that is feeling sorrow
Original Lyrics:
There's a cloud of fear of sorrow
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Relax' said the bite man, 'we are programmed to deceive'
Original Lyrics:
'Relax', said the nightman. 'We are programmed to receive.'
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Relax', said the knifeman.
'We are programmed to receive.'
Original Lyrics:
'Relax', said the nightman.
'We are programmed to receive.'
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Relax', said the knight man.
'We are programmed to incede.'
Original Lyrics:
'Relax', said the nightman.
'We are programmed to receive.'
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Relax', said the knight man.
'We are programmed to deceive.'
Original Lyrics:
'Relax', said the nightman.
'We are programmed to receive.
Both versions actually make sense. The misheard lyric is what I heard for years listening to this song.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Relax', said the knight.
'Man, we are programmed to receive.'
Original Lyrics:
'Relax', said the nightman.
'We are programmed to receive.'
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Relax', said the madman.
'We are programmed to believe.'
Original Lyrics:
'Relax', said the nightman.
'We are programmed to receive.'
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Relax', said the nice man.
Original Lyrics:
'Relax', said the night man.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Relax', said the night man.
'We are open to receive.'
Original Lyrics:
'Relax', said the night man.
'We are programmed to receive.'
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Relax', said the night man.
'We are open to the sea.'
Original Lyrics:
'Relax', said the night man.
'We are programmed to receive.'
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Relax', said the nightman. 'We are programmed to recede.'
Original Lyrics:
'Relax', said the nightman. 'We are programmed to receive.'
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Relax', said the nightman.
And get down to your seats.'
Original Lyrics:
'Relax', said the nightman.
'We are programmed to receive.'
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Relax', said the nightman.
'We are programmed to the sea.'
Original Lyrics:
'Relax' said the nightman.
'We are programmed to receive.'
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Relax', said the nightman.
'We are, go back to your seat.'
Original Lyrics:
'Relax', said the nightman.
'We are programmed to receive.'
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Relax', said the nightmare.
Original Lyrics:
'Relax', said the nightman.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
A minor symphony twisted
Original Lyrics:
Her mind is Tiffany twisted
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Amanda's definitely twisted.
Original Lyrics:
Her mind is Tiffany twisted.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I was thinking to myself
'This could be happening, this could be ehhh'.
Original Lyrics:
And I was thinking to myself
’This could be Heaven or this could be Hell’.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
And in the basterd's chambers, they gathered for the feast.
Original Lyrics:
And in the master's chambers, they gathered for the feast.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
And in the master's chambers,
They gather for their feet
They stab it with their killing knives
But they just can't kill the feet.
Original Lyrics:
And in the master's chambers,
They gather for their feast
They stab it with their steely knives
But they just can't kill the beast.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
And in the master's chambers, they gathered for McFeast.
Original Lyrics:
And in the master's chambers, they gathered for the feast.
Who remembers THAT hamburger?
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
And in the master's chambers, they gathered for the feast
The stabbed it with their silly knives
But they just can't kill the beast.
Original Lyrics:
And in the master's chambers, they gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives
But they just can't kill the beast.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
And in the master's chambers
They get the foreign feast
They stab it with their steely knives
But they just get wildebeeste
Original Lyrics:
And in the master's chambers
They gather for their feast
They stab it with their steely knives
But they just can't kill the beast.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
And my sack grew dim
Original Lyrics:
And my sight grew dim
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
And my sack rode in
Original Lyrics:
And my sight grew dim
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
And she said, 'We are all just prisoners here, of our own demise'
And in the master's chambers, they gathered for the feast
They stab it when their steeling knives,
but they just can't kill the beast
Original Lyrics:
And she said, 'We are all just prisoners here, of our own device'
And in the master's chambers, they gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives,
but they just can't kill the beast
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
And steel those noses were calling from far away.
Original Lyrics:
And still those voices are calling from far away.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
And still those horses are calling from far away
Original Lyrics:
And still those voices are calling from far away
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
And still those noises are calling from far away.
Original Lyrics:
And still those voices are calling from far away.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
And still those pussies are calling from far away
Original Lyrics:
And still those voices are calling from far away
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
And still those whatchamacallits from far away.
Original Lyrics:
And still those voices are calling from far away.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Any time of year, you can find a queer.
Original Lyrics:
Any time of year, you can find it here.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Any time you're here, you can buy me beer.
Original Lyrics:
Any time of year, you can find it here.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Relax, said the night man we are programmed to deceive
or
At night said the night man, we go down to the sea
or
At night said the night man, we go down to the sea
Original Lyrics:
Relax, said the night man, we are programmed to receive
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Beer is on the ceiling
Original Lyrics:
Mirrors on the ceiling
"Beer is" is so ingrained in my head that I still sing it this way even though I later learned it was "mirrors".
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bring your lullabies
Original Lyrics:
Bring your alibies
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
But they just can't kill the feet.
Original Lyrics:
But they just can't kill the beast.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Commander Tiffany twisted.
Original Lyrics:
Her mind is Tiffany-twisted.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dead fish in the doorway.
Original Lyrics:
There she stood in the doorway.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Depiction paint on ice
Original Lyrics:
The pink champagne on ice
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Description: pain on ice
Original Lyrics:
The pink champagne on ice
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't go to the Hotel California.
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to the Hotel California.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't go to the Hotel California
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to the Hotel California
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drink champagne on ice
Original Lyrics:
pink champagne on ice
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Four paraplegics rising up through the air
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Give it all up and move to California
Original Lyrics:
Living it up at the Hotel California
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good luck said the night man
We are hoping to deceive
Original Lyrics:
'Relax', said the nightman.
We are open to receive
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good night said the madman,
We are programmed to receive
Original Lyrics:
Relax said the nightman,
We are programmed to receive
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goodbye Miss Tiffany Twisted
She's got a Mercedes Benz
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls fins.
Original Lyrics:
Her mind's Tiffany twisted
She's got the Mercedes bends
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls friends.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
He lives on the ceiling.
Original Lyrics:
Mirrors on the ceiling
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her man is deep and he twistin'.
Original Lyrics:
Her mind is Tiffany twisted.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her man is definitely twisted.
Original Lyrics:
Her mind is Tiffany twisted.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her man is stiff and he's twisted
She's got the Mercedes bends
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys in shackles, friends.
Original Lyrics:
Her mind's Tiffany twisted
She's got the Mercedes bends
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls friends.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her mind is Tiffany twisted
She's got the Mercedes Benz
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
She call Bens.
Original Lyrics:
Her mind is Tiffany twisted
She's got the Mercedes bends
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
She calls friends.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her mind is bent and twisted
Original Lyrics:
Her mind is Tiffany twisted.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her mind is definitely twisted,
She got the Mercedes Benz.
She got a lot of pretty pretty boys that she calls men.
Original Lyrics:
Her mind is Tiffany twisted,
She got the Mercedes Benz.
She got a lot of pretty pretty boys that she calls friends.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her mind is definitely twisted.
Original Lyrics:
Her mind is Tiffany twisted.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her mind is definitely twisted
Original Lyrics:
Her mind is Tiffany twisted.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her mind is definitely twisted
Original Lyrics:
Her mind is Tiffany-twisted.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her mind is definitely twisted
Original Lyrics:
Her mind is Tiffany-twisted.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her mind is definitely twisted
Original Lyrics:
Her mind is Tiffany-twisted
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her mind is differently twisted.
Original Lyrics:
Her mind is Tiffany twisted.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her mind is lickety-twisted
Original Lyrics:
Her mind is Tiffany twisted.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her mind was stiff and he twisted
She's got a Mercedes Benz
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls fins.
Original Lyrics:
Her mind's Tiffany twisted
She's got the Mercedes bends
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls friends.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her mind's definitely twisted, she's got a Mercedes Benz.
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls fins.
Original Lyrics:
Her mind's Tiffany twisted, she's got the Mercedes bends.
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls friends.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her mind's definitely twisted, she's got the Mercedes Benz
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
That she calls men.
Original Lyrics:
Her mind is Tiffany twisted, she's got the Mercedes bends
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
She calls friends.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Her name was Tiffany Twisted.
Original Lyrics:
Her mind is Tiffany twisted.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hippity hop in the Hotel California
Such a lovely place
What a lovely place
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely face
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had to find a plastic bag
At the place I was before
Original Lyrics:
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had too heavy at my cycle gym
Original Lyrics:
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
I heard some horses in the corridor
Original Lyrics:
I heard some voices at the corridor
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
I heard some voices down the corridor
Original Lyrics:
I heard some voices at the corridor
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
I once met a policeman
rising up through the air
Original Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitas,
rising up through the air
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said the Pledge of Allegiance rising up through the air.
Original Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitas rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw a police man
Rising up in the air.
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw she moon light
Original Lyrics:
I saw a shimmering light
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was thinking to myself this could be Harvard or this could be Yale
Original Lyrics:
I was thinking to myself this could be heaven or this could be hell
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the dark, there's a highway.
Original Lyrics:
On a dark desert highway...
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
In your lullabies
or
In your alibis
Original Lyrics:
Bring your alibis
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Juan's smelly carnitas... rising up through the air
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a dog on the highway,
cool wind in his hair
Original Lyrics:
On a dark desert highway,
cool wind in my hair
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Living it up at the Hoe Down California, or
Plenty of room at the Hoe Down Califorina
Original Lyrics:
Living it up at the Hotel Califorina, or
Plenty of room at the Hotel California
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lost man of bolitas, rising up in the air
Original Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Many a room at the Hotel California.
Original Lyrics:
Plenty of room at the Hotel California.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Miros are deceiving
Original Lyrics:
Mirror's on the ceiling
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mirrors on the ceiling
She pictured me on ice
Original Lyrics:
Mirrors on the ceiling
Pink champagne on ice
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mirrors on the ceiling
Pictures of Jim Rice
Original Lyrics:
Mirrors on the ceiling
Pink champagne on ice
Jim Rice was a pro baseball star for the Boston Red Sox, and he was already in the big leagues at the time this song was made.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mirrors on the ceiling depict champagne on ice
Original Lyrics:
Mirrors on the ceiling the pink champagne on ice
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mirrors on the ceiling the pink champagne on ice
Original Lyrics:
Mirrors on the ceiling depict champagne on ice
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mirrors on the ceiling,
Depict champagne on ice
Original Lyrics:
Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink champagne on ice
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Murals are the stealin',
paint champagne on ice
Original Lyrics:
Mirrors on the ceiling.
Pink champagne on ice
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
My hat grew heavy,and my side grew dim
Original Lyrics:
My head grew heavy,and my sight grew dim
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
My head grew hairy and my sight grew dim
Original Lyrics:
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
My head grew hairy and my sight grew dim
Original Lyrics:
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
My head grew heavy and a sack flew in
Original Lyrics:
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
My head grew heavy and my sack rolled in
Original Lyrics:
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
My head grew heavy and my side grew damp
Original Lyrics:
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I was about 5 years old then...
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
My head grew heavy and my side grew down
Original Lyrics:
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for tonight.
Original Lyrics:
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
My head grew heavy in my Cyclojam
Original Lyrics:
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
My head grew heavy in my sidecar, Tim
Original Lyrics:
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
My head grew heavy so I cycled in.
Original Lyrics:
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
My head was heavy and my cyclo gym
Original Lyrics:
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
My heart was heavy and my socks were dim
Original Lyrics:
My head grew heavy and my sights grew dim
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
My leg's stiff and it's twisted
Original Lyrics:
Her mind is Tiffany twisted.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh smell eucalyptus rising up through the air
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a dark desert highway
coll winding my head
once swell of Galitas rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering light
I head through heavy and a sacro dim
I had to stop for the night
Original Lyrics:
On a dark desert highway
cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of calitas rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a dark desert highway,
Cool Whip in my hair...
Original Lyrics:
On a dark desert highway,
cool wind in my hair...
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
warm smell of Bourekas rising up through the air
Original Lyrics:
On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
warm smell of colitas rising up through the air
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a dark desert highway, coolwhip in my hair
Original Lyrics:
On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a dark desert highway
Cool wind in my hair
One spell of caleet dust
Rising up through the air.
Original Lyrics:
On a dark desert highway
Cool wind in my air
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a dark desert highway
Cool wind in my hair
Warm smell eucalyptus
Rising up through the air.
Original Lyrics:
On a dark desert highway
Cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a dark desert highway
Cool winded my hair
One smell of coritas
Rising up in the air
Original Lyrics:
On a dark desert highway
Cool wind in my hair
The warm smell of colitas
Rising up in the air
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a dark dessert highway
Cool Whip in my hair.
Original Lyrics:
On a dark desert highway
Cool wind in my hair.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a dark dessert highway
Cool Whip in my head
Original Lyrics:
On a dark desert highway
Cool wind in my hair
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a dark hesid highway,
Cool wettin' my hair
Original Lyrics:
On a dark desert highway,
Cool wind in my hair
Pronounced "hezzid"
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a dark, there's a highway.
Original Lyrics:
On a dark desert highway...
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
On a dock, there's a highway.
Original Lyrics:
On a dark desert highway.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the dark, there's a highway, cool wind in my head
Original Lyrics:
On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the dock, there's a highway.
Original Lyrics:
On a dark desert highway
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once fell a Palicus.
Original Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitas
Palicus is a genus of stilt crabs in the family Palicidae.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once smelled like the lead gas
Rising up thru the air.
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once smelled some police gas
Rising up through the air.
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
One paraplegic, rising up through the air.
Original Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitas, rising up in the air.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
One smell I could eat dust
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
One smell of cleat dust rising up through the air
Original Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitas rising up through the air
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
One smell of colite dust rising up to my hair.
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
One smell of collie dust
Original Lyrics:
A warm smell of colitas
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
One smell of complete dust rising up in the air
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
One smell of kaleep dust rising up through the air.
Up ahead in the distance, I saw shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sacrodim,
I had to stop for the night.
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitis rising up in the air.
Up ahead in the distance, I saw shimmering light.
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim,
I had to stop for the night.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
One smell of police gas rising up in the air
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas rising up in the air
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
One smell of the leaked gas,
rising up through the air
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas,
rising up through the air
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
One smells the politesse
Rising up through the air.
Original Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
One spell that could eat dust
Rising up through the air.
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
One swell eucalyptus,
rising up through the air
Original Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitas,
rising up through the air
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Owned a dog, there's a highway
Coke whining my ear
What a smell of chlorine gas
Rising up through the air.
Original Lyrics:
On a dark desert highway
Cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Picture paint on ice
Original Lyrics:
Pink champagne on ice
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please Bring me my wife
We haven't had THAT spirit here since 1969
Original Lyrics:
Please bring me my wine
He said "We haven't had that spirit here since 1969"
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please bring me my wive
We haven't your mother here since 1469.
Original Lyrics:
Please bring me my wine
Haven't had that spirit here since 1969.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Radio room at the Hotel California
Original Lyrics:
Plenty of room at the Hotel California
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ready a room at the Hotel California.
Original Lyrics:
There's plenty of room at the Hotel California.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Relax and the knightmen
We are programmed to deceive.
Original Lyrics:
'Relax', said the night man
We are programmed to receive.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Relax said the madman,
As he sunk down to his seat
Original Lyrics:
Relax said the nightman,
we are programmed to receive
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Relax said the night man
We are so glad to be seeing you.
Original Lyrics:
'Relax', said the night man.
'We are programmed to receive.'
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Relax said the nightman
we are programmed to disease
Original Lyrics:
Relax said the nightman
we are programmed to receive
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Relax said the nightman,
we are programmed to steal
Original Lyrics:
Relax said the nightman,
we are programmed to receive
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Relax, said the mad man.
Original Lyrics:
'Relax', said the night man.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Relax, said the mad man.
Original Lyrics:
Relax, said the night man.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Relax, said the nightman
We are open to receive
Original Lyrics:
'Relax', said the nightman
We are programmed to receive
This is what the game song burst lists as the correct lyric.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Renting a room at the Hotel California.
Original Lyrics:
Plenty of room at the Hotel California.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Said she loved the place (said she loved the place)
Said she loved your face
Original Lyrics:
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Said the pledge of allegiance, rising up through the air
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saw a sugary light
Original Lyrics:
Saw a shimmering light
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
She drank champagne on ice.
Original Lyrics:
Pink champagne on ice
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls Franz.
Original Lyrics:
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls friends.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
She got the Mercede Benz
Original Lyrics:
She got the Mercedes bends
Henley was infuriated by a letter he once received from a person who misunderstood the lyrics and complained that he had spelled "Benz" wrong in the line "her mind is Tiffany twisted, she got the Mercedes bends."
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
She got the first 80 cents
Original Lyrics:
She had the Mercedes bends
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
She had the worst eighties band
Original Lyrics:
She had the Mercedes bends
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
She is definitely twisted
Original Lyrics:
Her mind is Tiffany twisted
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a lot of pretty pretty boys that she calls "men"
Original Lyrics:
She's got a lot of pretty pretty boys that she calls friends
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls men.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls friends.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
That she calls Ben.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
That she calls friends.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
That she calls Vince.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
That she calls friends.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
That she calls men.
Original Lyrics:
She's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
She calls friends.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got a lot of pretty pretty boys, that she calls mens
or
She's got alot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls Sven
or
She's got alot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls Sven
Original Lyrics:
She's got a lot of pretty pretty boys, that she calls friends
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Since you love me, babe
Original Lyrics:
Such a lovely place
I still think this song is utterly overrated, though knowing the actual lyric does make it a tad better.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing a lullaby
Original Lyrics:
Bring your alibies
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing your lullabies
Original Lyrics:
Bring your alibis
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I called to the captain
Please bring me my wife.
Original Lyrics:
So I called to the captain
Please bring me my wine.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I called to the captain
Please bring me my wife
He said, 'We haven't had that spirit here since 1969'.
Original Lyrics:
So I called to the captain
Please bring me my wine
And he said, 'We haven't had that spirit here since 1969'.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I called up the captain
’Please bring me my wand’.
Original Lyrics:
So I called up the captain
’Please bring me my wine’.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I come to the Hilton
Please bring me my wife.
Original Lyrics:
So I called to the Captain
Please bring me my wine.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some days to remember
Some days to forget
Original Lyrics:
Some dance to remember
Some dance to forget
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stab it while they are still in ice
Original Lyrics:
Stab it with their steely knives
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stab it with their stealing knives
But they just can't kill the beast.
Original Lyrics:
They stab it with their steely knives
But they just can't kill the beast.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stab them while they are still in ice.
Original Lyrics:
Stab it with their steely knives.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Such a lovely case
Original Lyrics:
Such a lovely face
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sundance to remember
Sundance to forget
Original Lyrics:
Some dance to remember
Some dance to forget
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweeze on my sweat
Original Lyrics:
Sweet summer sweat
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Countess Tiffany Twisted
Original Lyrics:
Her mind is Tiffany twisted.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
The knife is stiffly twisted, she got the Mercedes-Benz
Original Lyrics:
Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, she got the Mercedes bends
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
The maid is Tiffany twisted
Original Lyrics:
Her mind is Tiffany twisted.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
The man is different, he twisted.
Original Lyrics:
Her mind is Tiffany twisted.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
The pig's champagne on ice
Original Lyrics:
The pink champagne on ice
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
The rest of the night then
We are programmed to the sea.
Original Lyrics:
'Relax', said the nightman.
'We are programmed to receive.'
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
The rest of the nightmare all remains to be seen
Original Lyrics:
'Relax', said the nightman. 'We are programmed to receive.'
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of burritos
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of caleep dust rising up in the air
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
The smell of cleat dust rising up from the air
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
The warm smell of Goleta rising up through the air
Original Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitas rising up through the air
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
The warm smell of Goleta
Rising up through the air.
Original Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
The warm smell of Kleenex
Rising up through the air.
Original Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitas
Rising up in the air.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
The warm smell of burritos rising up through the air.
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas risng up through the air
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
The warm smell of cleat dust
Rising up through the air.
Original Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
The warm smell of coitus
Rising up through the air.
Original Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
The warm smell of cold leaked gas
Rising up through the air.
Original Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitis rising up through the air.
Original Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitas rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
The warm smell of cunnilingus, rising up through the air.
Original Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
The warm smell of her clitoris rising up through the air
Original Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
The warm smell of policeman
Rising up through the air.
Original Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
The warm smell of polices rising up through the air
Original Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitas rising up through the air
In the sense of "the warm smell of colitas rising up through the air," the band is referring to the Little Tails, or tips of the marijuana plant, and of course the most potent part. The term colita also refers to a person's butt or a woman's private parts. Source: Urban Dictionary
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
The woman is definitely twisted
Original Lyrics:
Her mind is Tiffany twisted.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
The won't smell like a leaf does
or
The warm smell of burrittos, rising up through the air
or
The warm smell of colegence, rising up through the air
or
The warm smell of coitis, rising up through the air
or
One Spanish policeman
Rising up through the air
or
The warm smell of bolitas
or
The warm smell of colitis, rising up through the air
or
The warm smell of eucalyptus
Original Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitis, rising up through the air
or
The warm smell of bolitas
or
One spanish policeman
Rising up through the air
or
The warm smell of coitis (sex), rising up through the air
or
The warm smell of colegence, rising up through the air
or
The warm smell of burrittos, rising up through the air
or
The won't smell like a leaf does
or
The won't smell like a leaf does
Original Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air
Colitis is pot in Mexio
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then she lit up a Camel
Original Lyrics:
Then she lit up a candle
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then she lit up a Ken doll
Original Lyrics:
Then she lit up a candle
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then she looked up Nintendo.
Original Lyrics:
Then she lit up a candle.
Editor's note: This song predates Nintendo, so this mishearing can't be plausible.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then she looked up a Kendall
Original Lyrics:
Then she lit up a candle
Editor's note: It is not plausible to have heard this line as Kindle (as in an E-book reader), because those things did NOT exist when this song was made. Please use common sense, people!
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then she looked up at Kendall
Original Lyrics:
Then she lit up a candle
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then she looked up at ten doors
Original Lyrics:
Then she lit up a candle
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
There she stood in the doorway
I heard emissions bell.
Original Lyrics:
There she stood in the doorway
I heard the mission bell.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
There she stood in the doorway
With conditioned hair.
Original Lyrics:
There she stood in the doorway
I heard the mission bell.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
There were forces down at Mardi Gras,
I thought I heard them say,
Welcome to the Hotel California.
Original Lyrics:
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say,
Welcome to the Hotel California.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's many a room at the Hotel California.
Original Lyrics:
There's plenty of room at the Hotel California.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
They drink champagne on ice.
Original Lyrics:
Pink champagne on ice
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
They drink champagne on ice
Original Lyrics:
And pink champagne on ice
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
They stab it with their Steely Dan
But they just can't kill the beast.
Original Lyrics:
They stab it with their steely knives
But they just can't kill the beast.
This was rumored to be the original lyric, inspired by a rivalry between The Eagles and Steely Dan.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
They stab it with their silly knives
But they just can't kill the beef.
Original Lyrics:
They stab it with their steely knives
But they just can't kill the beast.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
They stab it with their stealing eyes.
Original Lyrics:
They stab it with their steely knives.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
They stab it with their stealing knives
But they just can't kill the thief
Original Lyrics:
They stab it with their steely knives
But they just can't kill the beast
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
They stab it with their steel and knives.
Original Lyrics:
Stab it with their steely knives.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
They stab it with their steely eyes, but they just can't kill the beast
Original Lyrics:
They stab it with their steely knives, but they just can't kill the beast
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Up ahead in the distance,
an ocean of light
Original Lyrics:
Up ahead in the distance,
I saw a shimmering light
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Up ahead in the distance
An ocean of light joints
or
I like pints and joints.
Original Lyrics:
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering light.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Up ahead, in the distance,
I saw a shivering white.
Original Lyrics:
Up ahead, in the distance,
I saw a shimmering light.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up to thee Oat-Man, can't afford ya.
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to the Hotel California.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warm scent of some fleas dust
Rising up through the air.
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas
Risng up through the air.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warm smell eucalyptus rising up through the air
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warm smell eucalyptus, risin' up through the air.
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warm smell of 'aucalyptus
Rising through the air.
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warm smell of Cletus
Rising up through the air.
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warm smell of Collie dust,
rising up through the air
or
Warm smell of Coleet Dust,
rising up through the air
or
Warm smell of Coleet Dust,
rising up through the air
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas,
rising up through the air
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warm smell of bleak dust
Rising up through the air.
Original Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warm smell of burritos
Rising up in the air.
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warm smell of burritos
Rising up through the air.
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warm smell of cactos drivinh through the air
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitis
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warm smell of elite gas
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warm smell of eucalyptus
Risin' up through the air.
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warm smell of fajitas
Original Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitas
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warm smell of pleat dust
Rising in the air.
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warm smell of police dust rising up through the air
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warm smell of police dust
Rising up in the air.
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up in the air.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warm smell of police gas,
rising up through th' hair
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air
I always interpreted 'Police gas' as a farting policeman.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warm smell of police gas
Rising up through the air.
Original Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warm smell of police men rising up through the air
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas risng up through the air
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warm smell of policemen rising up through the air
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warm smell of politas
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warm smell of the wheat grass
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas risng up through the air
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warm smell, I could eat dust
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Warren smell of Colitas rising up through the air.
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wars smell of collegiates.
Original Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitas.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Was there to police us
Original Lyrics:
Warm smell of colitas
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are all just prisoners here got my Balls in a vice
Original Lyrics:
We are all just prisoners here of our own device
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are all just prisoners here of a randy vice
Original Lyrics:
We are all just prisoners here of our own device
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are all just visitors here
Of our own device
Original Lyrics:
We are all just prisoners here
Of our own device.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are programmed to recede.
Original Lyrics:
We are programmed to receive.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are programmed to the sea
Original Lyrics:
We are programmed to receive
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
We around just business here
Offer room device.
Original Lyrics:
We are all just prisoners here
Of our own device.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
We haven't had Pabst Beer here since 1969.
Original Lyrics:
We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
We haven't had expired here since 1969.
Original Lyrics:
We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
We haven't had that spear in here since 1969
Original Lyrics:
We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
We haven't had that spilled in here since 1969.
Original Lyrics:
We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
We threw up in the middle of the night,
just to hear them say
Original Lyrics:
Wake you up in the middle of the night,
just to hear them say
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
We threw-up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say
Original Lyrics:
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're renting a room at the Hotel California
Original Lyrics:
There's plenty of room at the Hotel California
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome to the Hotel Can't afford ya.
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to the Hotel California.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome to the home town California.
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to the Hotel California.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
What a nice suprise when you're out of ice
Original Lyrics:
What a nice suprise bring your alibis
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
What a nice surprise with your alibis
or
What a nice surprise when you're out of lies
or
What a nice surprise when you're out of lies
Original Lyrics:
What a nice surprise. Bring your alibis
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
What a nice surprise, when you're out of ice.
Original Lyrics:
What a nice surprise, bring your alibis.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
What a nice surprise, when you're out of rice.
Original Lyrics:
What a nice surprise, bring your alibis.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
What a nice surprise, when your out of ice (or out of flies)
Original Lyrics:
What a nice surprise, bring your alibis
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
What the hell is colitas?
Original Lyrics:
The warm smell of colitas...
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're lovers.
Original Lyrics:
Bring your alibis
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're lovers
Original Lyrics:
Bring your alibis
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
With terminal head lice
Original Lyrics:
Of our own device
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
With your lullabies
Original Lyrics:
Bring your alibis
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Woke up to the Hotel California
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to the Hotel California
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't go to the Hotel California
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to the Hotel California
That's one hotel I won't be checking into!
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
Woolco to the Hotel California
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to the Hotel California
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can check out any time you want
But you can never pee.
Original Lyrics:
You can check out any time you want
But you can never leave.
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
cool whip in my hair
Original Lyrics:
cool wind in my hair
"Hotel California"
Misheard Lyrics:
one smell of the leaf gas
Original Lyrics:
one smell of the colitis
"I Can't Tell You Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can tell you what
Original Lyrics:
I can't tell you why
"I Can't Tell You Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can tell you what
Original Lyrics:
I can't tell you why
"I Can't Tell You Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can tell you why
Original Lyrics:
I can't tell you why
"I Can't Tell You Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't sell you fries
or
I can't tell you rhymes
Original Lyrics:
I can't tell you why
"I Can't Tell You Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't sell you pies
Original Lyrics:
I can't tell you why
"I Can't Tell You Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't spread your thighs
Original Lyrics:
I can't tell you why
"I Can't Tell You Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't tell you lies
Original Lyrics:
I can't tell you why
"I Can't Tell You Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't tell you what.
Original Lyrics:
I can't tell you why.
"I Can't Tell You Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just hold on time
Original Lyrics:
Just hold on tight
"I Can't Tell You Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
Look at us baby, hump all night.
Original Lyrics:
Look at us baby, up all night.
"I Can't Tell You Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
People are changing, all through the night.
Original Lyrics:
Look at us baby, up all night.
"I Can't Tell You Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
Something makes me turn around and say
Original Lyrics:
Something makes me turn around and stay
"I Can't Tell You Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't be the same two people who live
Through years in the dark.
Original Lyrics:
Aren't we the same two people who live
Through years in the dark?
"King Of Hollywood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just another six-star smokey
Original Lyrics:
Just another silk scarf monkey
"King of Hollywood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just another sex-starved monkey
Original Lyrics:
Just another silk scarf monkey
"King of Hollywood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just another sexed-up monkey
You'd know it if you saw his stud
Original Lyrics:
Just another silk scarf monkey
You'd know it if you saw his stuff
"King of Hollywood"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just another six-star monkey
Original Lyrics:
Just another silk-scarf monkey
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
And they were fightin' in the bathroom
Original Lyrics:
And it is life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back in the back plane
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bride in a fast train
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drive in the fast lane.
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fightin' in the Vaseline
Original Lyrics:
And it is life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fighting the best thing
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flies in the Vaseline
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flies in the bathroom
Original Lyrics:
And it is life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flies in the gas tank.
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane.
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flies in the vaseline
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fly in the Vaseline
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flying in a fast plane
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
He was a hot headed man, he was brutally has been
Original Lyrics:
He was a hard headed man, he was brutally handsome
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
He was too tired and naked.
Original Lyrics:
He was too tired to make it.
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
I did it with Vaseline.
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
I do the best things.
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had the best thing
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ice In the Vaseline
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Knife in the fat flame
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lice in the vaseline
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life ain't the best thing
or
Fighting in the Vaseline
or
Flies in the vasoline
or
Live in the gasoline
or
Pass me the vaseline
or
Slide in the vaseline
or
Life in the Batcave
or
Life in the Batcave
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life in the Bath Sling
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life in the Vaseline
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life in the basin (pronounced "Bass-ain")
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life in the gas range
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life is a bad scene.
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane.
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life without Vaseline
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lights in the Bat Plane
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lyin' in the vaseline
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mice in the bat plane
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pike in the bass lane
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pipe in the Vasaline
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pipe in the fast lane
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pipe in the vaseline
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pipe in the vaseline
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pipes in the bath drained.
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane.
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pipes in the bath drain
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ridin' in the fast lane
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sand in the Vaseline, surely make you lose your mind.
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane, surely make you lose your mind.
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
She held him up, and he held for ransom
In the heart of the cold, cold stay.
Original Lyrics:
She held him up, and he held her for ransom
In the heart of the cold, cold city.
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
She say, 'Nasty bastard, the lights are turning red.'
Original Lyrics:
She say, 'Faster, faster, the lights are turning red.'
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was terminally gray.
Original Lyrics:
She was terminally pretty.
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was terminally vague.
Original Lyrics:
She was terminally pretty.
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was terminally vain.
Original Lyrics:
She was terminally pretty.
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slap on the Vaseline.
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slide in the Vaseline.
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slidin' in the vaseline
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
The doctor say he's coming
But you've got a permanent gash.
Original Lyrics:
The doctor says he's coming
But you got to pay in cash.
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
The doctor says he's coming
But he's got a burning rash.
Original Lyrics:
The doctor says he's coming
But you got to pay in cash.
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
They didn't care, they were just dyin' to yell.
Original Lyrics:
They didn't care, they were just dyin' to get off.
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
They had one thing in common they were good and bad
Original Lyrics:
They had one thing in common they were good in bed
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
They had one thing in common,
they were good and bad
Original Lyrics:
They had one thing in common,
they were good in bed
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
They had one thing in common,
they were good and bad
Original Lyrics:
They had one thing in common,
they were good in bed
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
They knew all of Thy people
They took all of Thy pills.
Original Lyrics:
They knew all the right people
They took all the right pills.
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why did the bat sing?
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wipe in the vaseline
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
"Life In The Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wipin' the Vasaline
Surely makes you loose your mind.
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
Surely make you lose your mind.
"Life in the Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blowhead and burnin'
Original Lyrics:
Blowin' and burnin'
"Life in the Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eagles reaction
Original Lyrics:
Eager for action
"Life in the Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even for action
Original Lyrics:
Eager for action
"Life in the Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
He was two-timing naked,
She was too tired to fight about it.
Original Lyrics:
He was too tired to make it,
She was too tired to fight about it.
"Life in the Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lice in the Vaseline
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
"Life in the Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life in the vast plains
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane.
"Life in the Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
My little ashtray.
Original Lyrics:
Life in the fast lane
"Life in the Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Schroeder makes you lose your mind
Original Lyrics:
Surely make you lose your mind
"Life in the Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was terminally gray.
Original Lyrics:
She was terminally pretty.
I had no idea I misunderstood the lyric for years until my wife showed me.
"Life in the Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
She was terminally gray
Original Lyrics:
She was terminally pretty
"Life in the Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sure to make the news, you're mine
Original Lyrics:
Surely make you lose your mind
"Life in the Fast Lane"
Misheard Lyrics:
They were good and bad
Original Lyrics:
They were good in bed
I wish the misheard lyrics were the original lyrics.
"Long Road out of Eden"
Misheard Lyrics:
Moon shining down through the bombs,
Shadows moving on the Seine
Original Lyrics:
Moon shining down through the palms,
Shadows moving on the sand
"Love Will Keep Us Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I would diaper you
Climb the highest mountain.
Original Lyrics:
I would die for you
Climb the highest mountain.
"Lyin' Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
And your smile is up in the skies.
Original Lyrics:
And your smile is a thin disguise.
"Lyin' Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
And your smiles up in the skies
Original Lyrics:
And your smile is a thin disguise
"Lyin' Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did she get tired, her pitching just got lazy
Original Lyrics:
Did she get tired or did she just get lazy
"Lyin' Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Funny, you can't hide Hawaiian eyes.
or
Honey, you can't hide your lionized.
Original Lyrics:
Honey, you can't hide your lyin' eyes.
"Lyin' Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Honey, you can't hide, you're lionized.
or
Funny, you can't hide your Hawaiian eyes
or
Funny, you can't hide your Hawaiian eyes
Original Lyrics:
Honey, you can't hide your lyin' eyes
"Lyin' Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Funny, you can't hide your lion eyes.
Original Lyrics:
Honey, you can't hide your lyin' eyes.
"Lyin' Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
He knows where she's goin', yeah, she's leaving
Original Lyrics:
He knows where she's goin' as she's leaving
"Lyin' Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I guess every porno refuge has its price.
Original Lyrics:
I guess every form of refuge has its price.
"Lyin' Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought by now you'd free you lies.
Original Lyrics:
I thought by now you'd realize.
"Lyin' Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought by now you'd realize
The anal way to hide your lyin' eyes.
Original Lyrics:
I thought by now you'd realize
There ain't no way to hide your lyin' eyes.
"Lyin' Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Late at night, a big ol' louse gets lonely.
Original Lyrics:
Late at night, a big old house gets lonely.
"Lyin' Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Late at night, a giggle house gets lonely.
Original Lyrics:
Late at night, a big old house gets lonely.
"Lyin' Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
She drives on through the night all constipated
Original Lyrics:
She drives on through the night anticipating
"Lyin' Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
She whiskers
Original Lyrics:
She whispers
"Lyin' Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's headed for the Jew side of town.
Original Lyrics:
She's headed for the cheatin' side of town.
"Lyin' Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
There ain't no way to hide your lion eyes
Original Lyrics:
There ain't no way to hide your lyin' eyes
"Lyin' Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Undress her bottom place and go in style.
Original Lyrics:
She'll dress up all in lace and go in style.
"Lyin' Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can die, you're a lion's eye
Original Lyrics:
You can't hide your lyin' eyes
"Lyin' Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't hide 'til I can hide.
Original Lyrics:
You can't hide your lyin' eyes.
"Lyin' Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't hide from a private eye
[Later]
There ain't no way to hide from a private eye.
Original Lyrics:
You can't hide your lyin' eyes
[Later]
There ain't no way to hide your lyin' eyes.
"Lyin' Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't hide your Hawaiian eyes.
Original Lyrics:
You can't hide your lyin' eyes.
"Lyin' Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't hide your Lyonnaise.
Original Lyrics:
You can't hide your lying eyes.
'Lyonnaise' is a way to make potatoes.
"Lyin' Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't hide your Mayan eyes.
Original Lyrics:
You can't hide your lying eyes.
"Lyin' Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't hide your cyanide
Original Lyrics:
You can't hide your lyin' eyes
"Lyin' Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't hide your dyin' eyes.
Original Lyrics:
You can't hide your lyin' eyes.
"Lyin' Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't hide your giant thighs.
Original Lyrics:
You can't hide your lyin' eyes.
"Lyin' Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't hide your hyenas
Original Lyrics:
You can't hide your lyin' eyes.
"Lyin' Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't hide your iodine.
Original Lyrics:
You can't hide your lyin' eyes.
"Lyin' Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't hide your lie in ice.
Original Lyrics:
You can't hide your lying eyes.
"Lyin' Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't hide your lion eyes
Original Lyrics:
You can't hide your lyin' eyes
"Lyin' Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
You said 'S.O.L.' so carefully.
Original Lyrics:
You said it so well, so carefully.
"Lyin' Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
You said it so well, so carefully
or
You set his old will so carefully
or
You set his old will so carefully
Original Lyrics:
You set it up so well, so carefully.
"Lyin' Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
You set up his old will so carefully.
Original Lyrics:
You set it up so well, so carefully.
"Lyin' Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your smile has been disguised
Original Lyrics:
Your smile is a thin disguise
"Lyin' Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your smile is a big disguise.
Original Lyrics:
And your smile is a thin disguise.
"New Kid In Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
Johnny Galecki
Original Lyrics:
Johnny come lately.
"New Kid In Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
Johnny come naked
Original Lyrics:
Johnny come lately.
"New Kid In Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
Johnny, come lay me.
Original Lyrics:
Johnny come lately.
"New Kid In Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
People you real, they all seem to know you
Original Lyrics:
People you meet, they all seem to know you
"New Kid In Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
So don't mess around
Original Lyrics:
So don't let them down
"New Kid In Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a nuke headin' down.
Original Lyrics:
There's a new kid in town.
"New Kid in Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s those Christmas cards you never mailed
Original Lyrics:
It’s those restless hearts that never mend
"New Kid in Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just nuke 'em in town
Original Lyrics:
There's a new kid in town
"New Kid in Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
People you greet they all seem to know you
(later)
You look in her mind the music begins to play
or
You look in her life the music begins to play
(later)
People stolen wallet
Original Lyrics:
People you meet they all seem to know you
(later)
You look in her eyes the music begins to play
(later)
People started walking
"New Kid in Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a milkman in town
Original Lyrics:
There's a new kid in town
"New Kid in Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a new kitten town
Original Lyrics:
There’s a new kid in town
"New Kid in Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a nude kid in town
Original Lyrics:
There's a new kid in town
"New Kid in Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
There’s a movie in town
Original Lyrics:
There’s a new kid in town
"New York Minute"
Misheard Lyrics:
You better hang on to their neck.
Original Lyrics:
You better hang on tooth and nail.
"No More Cloudy Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more stony knives
Original Lyrics:
No more stormy nights
"On The Border"
Misheard Lyrics:
(spoken) Sick and tired of it
Original Lyrics:
(spoken) Say good night, Dick
"One Of These Nights" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been searchin for the dog for a devil himself
I've been sleeping with an angel at night
I've been looking for a woman whos can dealing with them both
And I can see her, but she's nowhere in sight.
Original Lyrics:
I've been looking for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her, but she's nowhere in sight.
"One Of These Nights" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been searching for the dollar of the devil himself
Original Lyrics:
I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
"One Of These Nights" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One of these knights. One of these crazy old knights.
Original Lyrics:
One of these nights. One of these crazy old nights.
"One Of These Nights" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One of these knives
Original Lyrics:
One of these nights
"One of These Nights" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wallaby's nights
Original Lyrics:
one of these nights
"One of These Nights" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We're gonna find Super Mario
Original Lyrics:
We're gonna find out, pretty mama
As in Super Mario Bros., but they weren't around in 1975 so I don't think this mishearing is plausible.
"One of These Nights" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got your demands
Original Lyrics:
You've got your demons
"Out Of Control"
Misheard Lyrics:
Saddle up my again my god damn friend
I think we're gettin' out of control
Original Lyrics:
Set'em up again I got me a friend
well I think I'm gettin' out of control
"Out of Control"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh why don't you start on shavin'
So we can start on dinin' down
Original Lyrics:
Oh my don't the sky look spacey
With the stars all shinin' down
"Outlaw Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Woman don't try to mommy
Original Lyrics:
Woman don't try to love me
"Peaceful Easy Feeling" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause/And I got a peace for teasin'-measin
Original Lyrics:
'Cause/And I got a peaceful easy feelin'
"Peaceful Easy Feeling" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But this voice keeps whisperin' in my other rear,
tells me I may never see you again
Original Lyrics:
But this voice keeps whisperin' in my other ear,
tells me I may never see you again
"Peaceful Easy Feeling" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cuz, I've got a pistol and I'm going to shoot you
if you don't put me down.
Original Lyrics:
Cuz, I've got a peaceful, easy feeling
and I won't let you down
"Peaceful Easy Feeling" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a peace for teasin'-measin
Original Lyrics:
I've got a peaceful easy feelin'
"Peaceful Easy Feeling" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I gotta Peace Corps easy feeling.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a peaceful easy feeling.
"Peaceful Easy Feeling" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I like the waves sparkling in your face
Against your skin, so brown.
Original Lyrics:
I like way your sparkling earrings lay
Against your skin, so brown.
"Peaceful Easy Feeling" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a piece for easy living
Original Lyrics:
I've got a peaceful easy feeling
"Peaceful Easy Feeling" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got an East Coast easy feeling.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a peaceful easy feeling.
"Peaceful Easy Feeling" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got an easeful, easy peasy.
or
I've got a peaceful, easy feeler.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a peaceful, easy feelin'.
"Peaceful, Easy Feeling" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I got a dizzy, wheezy feeling
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I got a peaceful, easy feeling
"Peaceful, Easy Feeling" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I got a peaceful, East Coast feeling.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I got a peaceful, easy feeling.
"Please Come Home for Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bears will be reading
Original Lyrics:
Bells will be ringing
"Please Come Home for Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bells will be raining
Original Lyrics:
Bells will be ringing
"Please Come Home for Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bells will be rapists
Original Lyrics:
Bells will be ringing
"Please Come Home for Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Christmas wants again
Original Lyrics:
Christmas once again
"Please Come Home for Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Desperately ringing
Original Lyrics:
Bells will be ringing
"Please Come Home for Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
No beef and pain
Original Lyrics:
No grief and pain
"Please Come Home for Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh what a Gleason
Original Lyrics:
Oh what a Christmas
"Please Come Home for Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some salutations
Original Lyrics:
Send salutations
"Please Come Home for Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, Christmas magic
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, Christmas, my dear
I've heard some people sing the original lyrics as the misheard lyrics.
"Pretty Maids All in a Row"
Misheard Lyrics:
Idiots all in a row
Original Lyrics:
Pretty maids all in a row
"Saturday Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now there's bugs on the windows and dust on the floor
Original Lyrics:
Now there's boards on the windows and dust on the floor
"Seven Bridges Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Down the Seven Bridges were
Original Lyrics:
Down the Seven Bridges Road
"Seven Bridges Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have loved you in a tent-way
I have loved you wild.
Original Lyrics:
I have loaved you in a tame way
I have loved you wild.
"Seven Bridges Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seven bitches road
Original Lyrics:
Seven bridges road
"Seven Bridges Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Southbound as you go
Original Lyrics:
Southward as you go
"Take It Easy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bright red Ford
Original Lyrics:
Flatbed Ford
"Take It Easy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, David
Original Lyrics:
Come on, baby
"Take It Easy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, break me
Original Lyrics:
Come on, baby
"Take It Easy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let the sound of your own meals
Drive you crazy.
Original Lyrics:
Don't let the sound of your own wheels
Drive you crazy.
"Take It Easy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't let the sound of your own meals make you crazy.
Original Lyrics:
Don't let the sound of your own wheels make you crazy.
"Take It Easy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Flathead Ford
Original Lyrics:
Flatbed Ford
I'd never heard of a flatbed Ford, but a flathead Ford is the engine in old Fords.
"Take It Easy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Four from Wannahomie
Two from Wannascomie
Original Lyrics:
Four that wanna own me
Two that wanna stone me.
"Take It Easy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Four that wanna hold me
Two that wanna scold me
Original Lyrics:
Four that wanna own me
Two that wanna stone me
"Take It Easy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got several women on my mind
Original Lyrics:
I've got seven women on my mind
"Take It Easy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a lover who won't blow McGovern.
Original Lyrics:
Looking for a lover who won't blow my cover.
"Take It Easy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just lookin' for a lover in one form or 'nother.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just lookin' for a lover who won't blow my cover.
"Take It Easy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got seventy men on my mind
Original Lyrics:
I've got seven women on my mind
"Take It Easy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a girl my Lord, in a black Bedford
Original Lyrics:
It's a girl my Lord in a flatbed Ford
"Take It Easy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a girl my Lord
In flat bed board.
Original Lyrics:
It's a girl, my Lord
In a flat-bed Ford.
"Take It Easy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a girl my lord in a black peignoir
Slowin' down to take a look at me
Original Lyrics:
It's a girl my lord in a flat bed Ford
Slowin' down to take a look at me
"Take It Easy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a girl my lord in a bright red Porsche
Original Lyrics:
It's a girl my lord in a flatbed Ford
"Take It Easy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a girl, My Lord
In a flat big board.
Original Lyrics:
It's a girl, My Lord
In a flatbed Ford.
"Take It Easy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a girl, my Lord, from a flat next door
Glowin' frown to take a look at me.
Original Lyrics:
It's a girl, my Lord, in a flat bed Ford
Slowin' down to take a look at me.
"Take It Easy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a girl, my Lord, in a bright red Ford.
Original Lyrics:
It's a girl, my Lord, in a flatbed Ford.
"Take It Easy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a girl, my Lord, in a fat red Ford slowin' down to take a look at me
Original Lyrics:
It's a girl, my Lord, in a flatbed Ford slowin' down to take a look at me
"Take It Easy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a girl, my Lord, in some fathead's Ford.
Original Lyrics:
It's a girl, my Lord, in a flat-bed Ford.
Actually heard someone sing it this way (sing along with radio.)
"Take It Easy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a girl, my Lord
What a fat big whore
Slowin' down to get a load of meat.
Original Lyrics:
It's a girl, my Lord
In a flatbed Ford
Slowin' down to take a look at me.
"Take It Easy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a girl, my lord, in a flathead Ford
Original Lyrics:
It's a girl, my lord, in a flatbed Ford
"Take It Easy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a girl, my lord, in a plastic Ford
Original Lyrics:
It's a girl, my lord, in a flatbed Ford
"Take It Easy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lookig for a lover who won't know my mother.
Original Lyrics:
Looking for a lover who won't blow my cover.
"Take It Easy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lookin' for a lover and one for my mother.
Original Lyrics:
I'm just lookin' for a lover who won't blow my cover.
"Take It Easy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lookin' for a lover who won't blow my brother
Original Lyrics:
Lookin' for a lover who won't blow my cover
"Take It Easy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Lookin' for a lover who won't bomb my brother
Original Lyrics:
Lookin' for a lover who won't blow my cover
"Take It Easy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking for a lover who won't blow my brother
Original Lyrics:
Looking for a lover who won't blow my cover.
"Take It Easy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking for a lover who won't blow my mother (as in make her blow her stack)
Original Lyrics:
Looking for a lover who won't blow my cover
"Take It Easy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking for a lover who won't blow my rubber.
Original Lyrics:
Looking for a lover who won't blow my cover.
"Take It Easy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking for a lover who won't know my mother.
Original Lyrics:
Looking for a lover who won't blow my cover.
"Take It Easy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Looking for a lover who won't throw my rubber.
Original Lyrics:
Looking for a lover who won't blow my cover.
"Take It Easy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So open up my private inn
Original Lyrics:
So open up, I'm climbing in
"Take It Easy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Stand around a corner in Winston Arizona
Original Lyrics:
Standin' on a corner in Winslow, Arizona
"Take It Easy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a girl, my Lord, in a Black Betty Ford.
Original Lyrics:
There's a girl, my Lord, in a flatbed Ford.
"Take It Easy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a girl, my lord, she's a Black Betty Ford
Original Lyrics:
There's a girl, my lord, in a flatbed Ford
"Take It Easy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We abuse a millionaire
Original Lyrics:
We may lose and we may win
"Take It Easy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We make clues and we may win
Original Lyrics:
We may lose and we may win
"Take It Easy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We may lose and we may live
Original Lyrics:
We may lose and we may win
"Take It Easy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who won't blow my brother
Original Lyrics:
Who won't blow my cover
"Take It To The Limit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bacon to the eggs one more time
Original Lyrics:
Take it to the limit one more time
"Take It To The Limit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pussy on a highway,
show me a sign and take it to the limit one more time
Original Lyrics:
Put me on a highway,
show me a sign and take it to the limit one more time
"Take It To The Limit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So drive the Hershey highway to show me a time.
Take it to a lemon one more time.
Original Lyrics:
So put me on a highway and show me a sign
To take it to the limit one more time.
"Take It To The Limit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So put me on the highway
Sure feels fine
And take it to the limit one more time.
Original Lyrics:
So put me on the highway
And show me the sign
To take it to the limit one more time.
"Take It To The Limit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some p***y on the highway would sure be a sign
To take it to the limit one more time.
Original Lyrics:
So put me on a highway and show me a sign
To take it to the limit one more time.
"Take It To The Limit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some pussy (as in pussy cat) on the highway
Shows me the sign
To take it to the limit one more time.
Original Lyrics:
So put me on the highway
Show me the sign
To take it to the limit one more time.
"Take It To The Limit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take it back to Rich's.
Original Lyrics:
Take it to the limit.
"Take It To The Limit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take it to lick it.
Original Lyrics:
Take it to the limit.
"Take It To The Limit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take it to the Libbets
Original Lyrics:
Take it to the limit
"Take It To The Limit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take it to the Olympics
Original Lyrics:
Take it to the limit
"Take It To The Limit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take it to the lemon
Original Lyrics:
Take it to the limit
"Take It To The Limit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take it to the lemon
Original Lyrics:
Take it to the limit
"Take It To The Limit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take it to the lick it.
Original Lyrics:
Take it to the limit.
"Take It To The Limit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take it to the limit, it's quarter to nine
Original Lyrics:
Take it to the limit, one more time
"Take It To The Limit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take it to the ribbit.
Original Lyrics:
Take it to the limit.
"Take It To The Limit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Taken to the limit
Original Lyrics:
Take it to the limit
"Take It To The Limit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tape it to a biscuit
Original Lyrics:
Take it to the limit
"Take It To The Limit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tequi-la con limon, one more time.
Original Lyrics:
Take it to the limit, one more time.
"Take It To The Limit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can spend all your lovemaking time
...
Still you're coming back, we're running back
Original Lyrics:
You can spend all your love making time
...
Still you're coming back, you're running back
"Take It To The Limit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can spend all your time making love
You can spend all your love making time.
Original Lyrics:
You can spend all your time making money
You can spend all your love making time.
"Take It to the Limit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
BK to the limit one more time
Original Lyrics:
Take it to the limit one more time
BK is an initialism for Burger King
"Take It to the Limit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But the dreams I've seen likely
Original Lyrics:
But the dreams I've seen lately
"Take It to the Limit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't seem to sit and frown
Original Lyrics:
Can't seem to settle down
"Take It to the Limit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't seem to sit around
Original Lyrics:
Can't seem to settle down
"Take It to the Limit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Put me on a Harley,
Show me a sign
Original Lyrics:
Put me on a highway,
Show me a sign
"Take It to the Limit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Saw Murphy on the highway
Original Lyrics:
So put me on a highway
"Take It to the Limit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So murky on the highway
And snowy in sight
And take it 211 one more time
Original Lyrics:
So put me on the highway
And show me a sign
And take it to the limit one more time
"Take It to the Limit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So put me on your hiney
Original Lyrics:
So put me on the highway
"Take It to the Limit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tag it to the linen, one more time.
Original Lyrics:
Take it to the limit, one more time
"Take It to the Limit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take it to Miranda one more time
Original Lyrics:
Take it to the limit one more time
"Take It to the Limit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take it to the Lizards
Original Lyrics:
Take it to the limit.
"Take It to the Limit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take it to the lemon one more time
Original Lyrics:
Take it to the limit one more time
"Take It to the Limit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take it to the linens one more time
Original Lyrics:
Take it to the limit one more time
"Take It to the Limit" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take it, chew a lemon one more time
or
Take it, drive a lemon one more time
Original Lyrics:
Take it to the limit one more time
"Tequila Sunrise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's another to keep a sunrise.
Original Lyrics:
It's another tequila sunrise.
"Tequila Sunrise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's another to keep a surprise.
Original Lyrics:
It's another tequila sunrise.
"Tequila Sunrise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take another shorter courage
Wonder why the drywood never come
You just can't know
Original Lyrics:
Take another shot of courage
Wonder why the right words never come
You just get numb.
"Tequila Sunrise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take another shot of courage
Wonder why the bridgroom never comes
He just gets rum.
Original Lyrics:
Take another shot of courage
Wonder why the right words never come
You just get numb.
"Tequila Sunrise" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take another shot of courage
Wonder why the white folks never come
They just get numb.
Original Lyrics:
Take another shot of courage
Wonder why the right words never come
You just get numb.
"The Greeks Don't Want No Freaks"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Greeks don't walk on grease.
Original Lyrics:
The Greeks don't want no freaks.
"The Last Resort"
Misheard Lyrics:
And then the cherry winds blew down.
Original Lyrics:
And then the chilly winds blew down.
"The Last Resort"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put up a bunch of earthly boxes and Jesus
People bought them.
Original Lyrics:
Put up a bunch of ugly boxes and Jesus
People bought them.
"The Last Resort"
Misheard Lyrics:
She came from Providence, one inroad island
Original Lyrics:
She came from Providence, the one in Rhode Island
"The Last Resort"
Misheard Lyrics:
She came from Providence
The run-in Rhode Island.
Original Lyrics:
She came from Providence
The one in Rhode Island.
"The Last Resort"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some rich man came and raped the land,
nobody caught him,
put up a bunch of ugly boxes and Jesus
people bought them
Original Lyrics:
Some rich man came and raped the land,
nobody caught him,
put up a bunch of ugly boxes and Jesus,
people bought them
"The Long Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
And darling, if you danced in Houston, baby
I couldn't hold a candle to you
Original Lyrics:
And all the debutantes in Houston, baby
Couldn't hold a candle to you
"The Long Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
At the Wawa
Original Lyrics:
In the long run
"The Long Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did yo do it for spice
Original Lyrics:
Did you do it for spite
"The Long Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
Did you do it for Doug
Did you do it for Lenny?
Did you do it for Spike?
Did you think you had to, Tammy?
Original Lyrics:
Did you do it for love
Did you do it for money?
Did you do it for spite
Did you think you had to, honey?
"The Long Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
It was high time for Quidditch.
Original Lyrics:
It was high time I quit it.
"The Long Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
Logic didn't get it
It was hot 'til I quit it
Original Lyrics:
Ah, that didn't get it
It was high time I quit it
"The Long Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a straw hat
Original Lyrics:
There's a strong one
"The Sad Cafe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And wonder how it passed to be.
Original Lyrics:
And wonder at the powers that be.
"The Sad Cafe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The clouds rolled in and hit that shore
Original Lyrics:
The clouds rolled in and hid that shore
"Those Shoes"
Misheard Lyrics:
God knows you're looking good tonight you're so stupid world so rough
Original Lyrics:
God knows you're looking good enough you're so smooth and world so rough
"Those Shoes"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the middle of the tall drinks and the drummer
Original Lyrics:
In the middle of the tall drinks and the drama
"Those Shoes"
Misheard Lyrics:
S***!
Original Lyrics:
Shoes!
Heard during the ending, underneath the talkbox's repeating of 'butt out'. (By the way, is that talkbox *really* saying 'butt out'?)
"Those Shoes"
Misheard Lyrics:
They just wanna get their Hanes on you
Original Lyrics:
They just wanna get their hands on you
"Try and Love Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
One by one, the lonely felines come.
Original Lyrics:
One by one, the lonely feelings come.
"Twenty-One"
Misheard Lyrics:
They say a man should have a star portrait
Original Lyrics:
They say a man should have a stock and trade
"Victim Of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Victor Malone
Original Lyrics:
Victim of love
"Victim of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Victor my love
Original Lyrics:
Victim of love
"Wasted Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
You didn't learn to bore too much,
No, no, you just thought of what you were
Original Lyrics:
You didn't love the boy too much,
No, no, you just loved the boy too well
"Wasted Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
You didn't love the bar too much, you just loved the bar too well
Original Lyrics:
You didn't love the boy too much,No, no, you just loved the boy too well
"Witchy Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
B*tchy woman
Original Lyrics:
Witchy woman
"Witchy Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bee Gee woman
or
PG woman
or
BJ woman
or
Peachy woman
Original Lyrics:
Witchy Woman
"Witchy Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bitchy walnut
Original Lyrics:
Witchy woman
"Witchy Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Michelin Woman
Original Lyrics:
Witchy Woman
"Witchy Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Misty Loman
Original Lyrics:
Witchy woman
"Witchy Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ohhhh, Ohhhh, gypsy woman.
Original Lyrics:
Ohhhhh, Ohhh, witchy woman.
"Witchy Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, ooh, windshield woman
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, ooh, witchy woman
"Witchy Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooooohhh, oooh, itchy woman.
Original Lyrics:
Ooooohhh,oooh, witchy woman.
"Witchy Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Richard Branson
Original Lyrics:
Witchy woman
"Witchy Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She can rock you in the night until your skin turn red
Original Lyrics:
She can rock you in the nighttime 'til your skin turn red
"Witchy Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Which 'a' woman?
Original Lyrics:
Witchy woman
From TV's 'Seinfeld', where Jerry Seinfeld misheard this lyric.
"Witchy Woman" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Wishy-washy
Original Lyrics:
Witchy Woman

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