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Song Parodies -> "She Has Already Won"
Original Song Title:
"Already Gone"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Eagles
Parody Song Title:
"She Has Already Won"
Parody Written by:
eeL deaL
The Lyrics
Well, Rump was already measuring
The White House drapes
And he said he was gonna
Put Joe on a shelf
But love to tell you
Joe gave us good news
Passed the torch to Kam, it's true
And now Rump's chances to win
Have gone to hell
She has already won
And she's feelin' strong
Dems will sing this victory song
Woo-hoo-hoo, my, my, woo-hoo-hoo
The letter Kim Jong wrote freak
Made the sane peeps see the light
Autocrats jerking each other
Is a sad sight
Men have sure screwed up this world And polluted the sky
It's time to give women a chance
To get it right
(That's right)
She has already won
And she's feelin' strong
Dems will sing this victory song
Woo-hoo-hoo, my, my, woo-hoo-hoo
Well, massively messed up guys
Have held us down
You know it will take women
To set us free
Too often it happens
People support men insane
We need a smart lady
To take down the creeps
She has already won
And she's feelin' strong
Dems will sing this victory song
She has already won
And she's feelin' strong
Dems will sing this victory song
The White House drapes
And he said he was gonna
Put Joe on a shelf
But love to tell you
Joe gave us good news
Passed the torch to Kam, it's true
And now Rump's chances to win
Have gone to hell
She has already won
And she's feelin' strong
Dems will sing this victory song
Woo-hoo-hoo, my, my, woo-hoo-hoo
The letter Kim Jong wrote freak
Made the sane peeps see the light
Autocrats jerking each other
Is a sad sight
Men have sure screwed up this world And polluted the sky
It's time to give women a chance
To get it right
(That's right)
She has already won
And she's feelin' strong
Dems will sing this victory song
Woo-hoo-hoo, my, my, woo-hoo-hoo
Well, massively messed up guys
Have held us down
You know it will take women
To set us free
Too often it happens
People support men insane
We need a smart lady
To take down the creeps
She has already won
And she's feelin' strong
Dems will sing this victory song
She has already won
And she's feelin' strong
Dems will sing this victory song
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at some point the daily posting of these things comes off as gloating. of course republicans have screwed themselves into the ground once again (they must be unbelievably stupid and delusional). it's not really necessary to essentially write the same thing everyday
How dismally inappropriate and desperate does Rump sound when he criticizes Kamala for saying she's black? What an absolutely asinine attack.
Role playing is fun.
So THAT'S why you employ all these sock puppets, eh, loser?
Nice work with the parody. 555
How desperate do the losers tossing Kommielamadingdond "Heels-Up" Whoreass' salad sound trying to pretend that racist leftard skank isn't losing horribly to President Trump even in the polls rigged to over-sample DemoKKKrats.
Because jimmying cookies for "voting" on a website nobody looks at anymore is a compensation to the size of one's penis.
Where those ",la" shirts with pride. Maybe it was God after all who saved Lump's life, so he could suffer the humiliation of losing to a colored woman?
If Scump is beating her, why is he afraid to debate her?
Those who like to use the imbecilic "DemoKKKrats" slur don't want you to know that a form of grand wizard of the KKK endorsed Scumpty Dumpty. See tiny.cc/-kkk-
It's cool how people thinks Dump is scared when I was avoiding him, teehee!
Kamala means lotus. LOTUS = Lady of the US who's destined to be POTUS?
I wonder how she will be able to handle Pierre Poilievre who will be the new Prime Minister of Canada in just over a year. He is really good at putting people in their place.
In terms of betting odds, Blump was consistently favored against Biden in 2024. Harris now shows up as a betting odds favorite against him, which isn't conclusive but is inspiring.
She's stunning and brave. Death to America!
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