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Song Parodies -> "Nuke-Armed Sick Clown"

Original Song Title:

"New Kid In Town"

Original Performer:

Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Nuke-Armed Sick Clown"

Parody Written by:

VU & DJ

The Lyrics

He’s bombing the streets and taking out children
Many explosions, kills innocents by the slew
He tries to beat Ukraine with his whore crew
The bombing’s indiscreet, what genocidists do

Murderous fame, he’s
A nuke-armed sick clown
Along with his thug crew
Shoots civilians down

All he says is lies when he opens his mouth each day
Grotesque and rancid, his killing never ends
This a$$hole is vile, he put Alexei away
He’s gonna kill, kill and kill again

Come on and waste ’im
The nuke-armed sick clown
His also sick goon crew
Shoots innocents down

Kill order to goons, they dare not betray him
They want to live, they’d better obey ’im
He makes kids
Go out to slay kids

He’s bombing the streets, deploying his swine crew
Like him they’re all batshit, he’s bought ’em off
He’ll blow ’em away if they ain’t toe the line crew
Every day he will tell you that he’s got nukes and might set ’em off

Killer that’s crazy
He’s a nuke-armed sick clown
No one really loves him, except
His paid-off oligarchs that go down
Or they die

Scary nuke-armed sick clown, wish someone would do him
In, really take him down, wish someone would shoot him
Off the nuke-armed sick clown
Killer Gnome hit the rabid bitch a la Cricket
Stick hit sick bitch in ditch with other stinking shit
Take the dude that’s sick down
Slip him some Novichok
Off the nuke-armed sick clown

Hit with a loaded Glock
Off the nuke-armed sick clown
Hit the nuke-armed sick clown
Put the nuke-armed bitch down

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Zen Adam B. - June 11, 2024 - Report this comment
Let's just hope pukin doesn't hack the election for the maga felon like in 2016. Then there would be 2 nuke armed sick clowns.

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