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These are lyrics by Britney Spears that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, Britney Spears

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Britney Spears', "Baby One More Time"
The Funny Lyrics:
Give me a sign
Hit me baby one more time
Why They're funny:
Okay, he gave you a sign, now run !!!
Submitted by: Jessica
Britney Spears', "Don't Hang Up"
The Funny Lyrics:
(Don't hang up) I am not alone
I can still feel you
Even when you're lonely
Why They're funny:
Somehow, I don't think the last line is the most ideal thing the person on the end of the phone line wants to hear, let alone we the listeners. Then again, this is the trouble when pop artists try to be raunchy: just makes one cringe instead.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
Britney Spears', "I'm A Slave 4 U"
The Funny Lyrics:
Well did you ever think it would be okay
for me to step into this world.
Why They're funny:
Well if she is already *in* this world, why would she ask if it would be okay for her to step into this world?
Submitted by: Ashley
Britney Spears', "I've Just Begun (Having My Fun)"
The Funny Lyrics:
Four years ago I had a party that was too much fun for me.
Why They're funny:
Get over it already! It was four years before this song was recorded.
Submitted by: Ashley
Britney Spears', "Oops, I Did It Again"
The Funny Lyrics:
I'm not that innocent
Why They're funny:
Apparently not smart enough either, it seems. Now, while we've actually got you thinking, why don't you fess up to all the other stupid stuff you've done in the years that you've been famous?
Submitted by: Danielle
Britney Spears', "Overprotected"
The Funny Lyrics:
Nobody telling me just what I wanna do do about my destiny
I'm so fed up with people telling me to be someone else but me
Why They're funny:
Okay Britney... does it happen the other way?
Submitted by: Sammy
Britney Spears', "Sometimes"
The Funny Lyrics:
I don't wanna be so shy, every time that I'm alone I wonder why.
Hope that you will wait for me.
You'll see that you're the only one for me.
Why They're funny:
OK, so we all know that this is a sappy love song written by a mortal Barbie doll, but my question is: does anyone really know what she's saying?! What does she wonder about? Where is the guy supposed to wait for her, and why is she making him wait? I mean, if you're gonna write a love song, at least make it comprehensible.
Submitted by: Jenni

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