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Song Parodies -> "Toothpick"

Original Song Title:

"Toxic"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Toothpick"

Parody Written by:

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The Lyrics

My first day at work
Baby can’t you hear
Me calling
A guy like you would spare my craving
You’re dangerous
Still falling
I can’t escape
I won’t wait
Give me a hit
Woody give me it
It’s dangerous
I’m lovin’ it!

Oh my cant calm down
I’ve lost my head
Drooling on the ground
Can you hear me now?

Give puncture to my lips
I want a ride
My toothpick I’m slipping under
Tasting the birch wood paradise
I’m addicted it’s true
Don’t you know he’s my toothpick
Hope you’re loving this too
Don’t you know he’s my toothpick

Can’t give you up
There’s not a splint
That you’re giving up
You love this too I see

Oh my cant calm down
I’ve lost my head
Drooling on the ground
Can you hear me now?

Give puncture to my lips
I want a ride
My toothpick I’m slipping under
Tasting the birch wood paradise
I’m addicted it’s true
Don’t you know he’s my toothpick
Hope you’re loving this too
Don’t you know he’s my toothpick

(repeat this lip stuff x2)

Give puncture to me now
Need your loving now
Can’t wait I need it now
Give puncture to me now
Need your loving now
Can’t wait I need it now

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