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What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed ?
Hit me baby one more time.

A paparazzi photographer in LA has successfully won a restraining order against Britney Spears!

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

BBC News: Britney Spears 'to make appearance in Glee' I thought that program was about aspiring talented singers?

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Britney Spear's Twitter account was hacked the other day. Her followers instantly knew it wasn't her because everything was coherent and spelled correctly!

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, had a baby last week and they want to thank everyone for all the gifts they received.
Apparently, the baby has everything he needs except a father with a job.

Britney Spears had a baby boy. They baby is doing fine, the mother is doing fine, the husband still isn�'t doing anything at all.

Britney Spears decides to go out with her two new buddies, Shaggy and Craig David. They decide to go to the mall and thus enter the elevator to descend. Suddenly, one of them farts. Shaggy: 'It Wasn't Me' Craig: 'I'm Walking Away' Britney: 'Oops, I Did It Again!' Embarrassed by this predicament, Britney decides to make up for it by taking them out again. They catch a train and leave the station when, believe it or not, someone farts again. Shaggy: 'It Wasn't Me' Craig: 'I'm Walking Away' Britney: 'Stronger, Than Yesterday!'

Britney Spears is in trouble because she was photographed driving with her baby sitting on her lap instead of strapped into a car seat.
Child welfare experts say this is still better for the baby than leaving it at home with Kevin Federline.

- Submitted by: LucidLupin

Britney Spears' husband, Kevin Federline, has his own rap album now. He works under the rap name, La-Z.

- Submitted by: LucidLupin

Britney Spears' new song is called "I wanna go". We wish she would!

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Britney Spears, Usher and the Black Eyed Peas were all in an elevator. Someone farted.
Usher said ' Its my confessions. I didnt do it'
Black Eyed Pea's said 'Didnt come out of my hump' and Britney Spears said 'Oops I did it again' then they all got off and thats how Britney Spears lost all popularity she ever had.

Britney spears needs collagen injections around her mouth. Lately, I’ve noticed her lips sinking!

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Did you hear about that place in Northeast Pennsylvania for Britney Spears back in 2007? Shavertown.

- Submitted by: JeReMy

Get the hot new fragrance from Britney Spears "Cosmic Radiance" * *Warning: may cause hair loss!!!

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

I wish people would lay off attacking Britney. It's a beautiful area of France and got enough flak in World War 2!

- Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

I'll always remember exactly where I was when I first heard that Britney Spears had shaved her head.

- Submitted by: Richard Wetfuss

Knock Knock. Who's there? Britney Spears. Britney Spears who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Oops I did it again.

- Submitted by: Joseph Stalin

Once upon a time, Britney Spears and several other pop singers were at a party at Justin Bieber's house. Among the activities that these party-goers got into was playing a game of catch in Justin's kitchen. Britney was speeding toward one corner of the kitchen after a ball going deeper into that corner than any previous ball in the game had gone. As she neared the corner, She perceived Justin shouting out "Catch it! Catch It!" Even though no one had so far egged anyone on toward going for a ball so enthusiastically, she continued undaunted in hot pursuit of the ball. She caught her target in a fairly remarkable catch. But having ignored what Justin was actually trying to warn her her of, in catching the ball she stepped squarely into the litter box in that corner.

- Submitted by: Richard Wetfuss

Q. What do you call Britney Spears when she is upset?
A. Britney Tears

Q: What Do Britney Spears and Barbie have in common?
A: They're both blonde, plastic and brainless!

Q: What did Britney's right leg say to her left leg?
A: Nothing, they've never been together!!

What do you call Britney Spears with a brain?
Pregnant (Ed. adds....Well it depends who the father is.......)

What would make a good nickname for Britney when she shaved her head? Britney Shears.

- Submitted by: JeReMy

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