Once I had thought, it was just some gas.
Soon found out, I sharted out my ass!
Seemed like the real thing, only to find,
Feces came out of my behind!

When I had lunch, it was just Devine.
But, when it came out, I was losing my mind
Seemed like a real fart, but more like slime.
Mucho disgust from my behind!

Not so clean
Had to ditch my undies at a Dairy Queen
The odor that had resulted had smelled somewhat extreme!
Because my pants are filled with poo, It's just no good,
Should never eat their greasy food!

Once I had thought, it was just some gas.
Soon found out, I sharted out my ass!
Squeezed out a real squeak, only to find,
Feces came out of my behind!

Sauced inside, dookie was extruded and I cannot hide
Line outside the bathroom, I just pushed them aside
I Need some Kaopectate, yeah

[Instrumental Break]

[Bridge]

(Da-ka-ka, da-dum-da-dum-da, da-dum-da-ka-ka
Da-dum-da-dum-da, da-dum-da-ka-ka, da-dum-da-dum-da)

Yeah, my advice, there's one thing you should do tonight!

Hold your nose!
Hold your nose!

Once I had thought, it was just some gas.
Soon found out, I sharted out my ass!
Seemed like the real thing, only to find,
Mucho disgust from my behind!