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Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics


This is why the REAL Batman works alone.

On the prowl
In my cape and cowl
Scan the rooftops
With a manly scowl

Bank alarm
People terrorized
So I swoop down, hang glide
And collide with

On my back
Joker's goons attack
Hear them laughing
Like I was a hack

High-pitched scream
Kid is getting creamed
Well, he's no boy wonder
Might as well call this blunder

C-Man Gordon on the line from City Hall
Someone's plannin' on killin' us all
Poison gas, in a school
I'm actin' fast, I'm actin' cool

And we suit up, boot up
But Robin forgot his cup
So he hops in the trunk and he wraps his junk
And we drive to town and then we look around

And we pass the bank and there sits a tank
And out jumps a kitty cat
And she's six feet tall, like a living doll
And she has a chest, leaving us impressed

So Robin thinks she's lookin' good
And his shorts get tight, sportin' wood
He goes cardiac, droolin' goo
Puberty times thirty-two

And he can't stop, he keeps on droolin' goo
Then, when she starts to coo
He limps over there and asks her out
To the petting zoo

Pink and Blink 182
"Naked Gun", "Spy Kids 2"
A puppet show
I just don't know

But the kitty cat
Ain't through with tanks, and robbin' banks
Yeah, bucks and bucks, marks and marks, francs and francs
She's gonna pull our cranks

Robin, sobbin'
In a spin, screwed again
Don't be a toy, wonder boy
You're a blunder to employ
I said oh no, goin' solo

Well, now you know why he had to go
The kid was just a tad too slow
Now he's at the mall with the living doll at the Tiki Zone
And now they're blowing up the place
Except Aladdin's Castle and The Comix Space

And you screw up, and you blew up
Your junk off, no got
So the kitty toy's new pride and joy became a boy
And now her brand new name is Roy

Suit up!

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 12

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Rob Arndt - May 11, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks for reminding me of my brother's Batman & Robin alarm clock of the '70s. "Time to get up and out of bed!" "Good boy Robin, very well said!" Used to drive me batty- 555!
Porfle Popnecker - May 11, 2012 - Report this comment
Bat's incredible!
WarrenB - May 11, 2012 - Report this comment
Not sure about the pacing, but the story was inspired creativity. Keep 'em coming, Porfle.
Porfle Popnecker - May 11, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks! I can personally attest that the pacing is scientifically precise.
Callmelennie - May 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Reading between the lines here, I suspect Porfle had a thing for Catwoman as a youngster
Rob Arndt - May 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Julie Newmar WAS the best Catwoman ever:
Porfle Popnecker - May 12, 2012 - Report this comment
You're both right! Also, Lee Meriwether from the first feature film wasn't anything to hiss at either.
AFW - May 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Nice parody? You Bat Man!
Porfle Popnecker - May 12, 2012 - Report this comment
A free can of Shark-Repellant Batspray for you.
Dave W. - May 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Frank Drebin would have been a fine Batman
Porfle Popnecker - May 12, 2012 - Report this comment
It would be cool to see the Batmobile crash into a bunch of trash cans every time it pulled up in front of City Hall.

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