Song Parodies ->Authors -> MooRocca

You're not going to learn anything about me, as a person, from my parodies. They're not about me or even written from my point of view. Some were loosely inspired by real events, people or by the writing and humor of other Amiright authors, others simply appeared out of my own imagination and/or the rhyme schemes and cadances of the original songs.

Some were meant to be funny, some were meant not to be funny, some were writing exercises, some were my way of trying to figure out how to write to the tastes of Amiright's readership, some (particularly my social & political commentary parodies were my way of condensing the voices of many into the voice of a single character, a couple were written just to have something to enter in the contests and some were written because I wanted to play in an interesting rhyme scheme and/or cadence of an original song.

I've written humor, satire, poetry, fiction, essay, ad copy, scripts, websites, radio copy, slogans, etc... some of it professionally... but, I've been having fun making up alternate lyrics to songs (and making up other kinds of parodies) since before I was old enough to write any of it down. I had a blast during my stay. I participated in more than my share of silly exchanges in the comments section and I was thrilled to meet not only a cavalcade of parodists who are every bit my match, but many who are clearly my better.

(Not that I ever did have time, but) I no longer have time in my busy schedule to include parody writing among my hobbies. My life's journey has diverted me from the writing path, for the moment, at least. So, I can no longer use "writing & marketing exercise" as an excuse to indulge.

Maybe someday there will be some bonus tracks or unreleased material to add or maybe I'll even make a comeback. But, for now, my Amiright catalog stands complete. I hope it includes something you'll enjoy.

Thanks for stopping by to browse through my Amiright parody submissions.

Song Parodies -> Lyrics

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Parody TitleOriginal TitlePerformerSubmittedPFOH
Bleaque AlleyCreeque AlleyThe Mamas and Papas2003-03-254.94.94.9171
PlunderCloserNine Inch Nails2003-03-263.43.63.7134
Pretty Shy (For a Wise Guy)Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)The Offspring2003-04-185.04.84.8409
Pour MePour MeTrick Pony2003-04-184.24.34.3165
I Love Johnny (Cash)I Want CandyStrangeloves2003-04-224.63.34.1149
Please Rate MeShe Hates MePuddle of Mud2003-04-254.44.44.5151
The War Monger Song(Year w/o a Santa Claus) - The Cold Miser SongMaury Laws and Jules Bass2003-04-254.24.24.2152
The Peace Monger Song(Year w/o a Santa Claus) - The Heat Miser SongMaury Laws and Jules Bass2003-04-254.64.44.6212
Buy and BuyI AloneLive2003-04-294.94.44.6201
Stealing Movies59th Street Bridge SongSimon and Garfunkel2003-04-304.54.24.3354
Searching For WeaponsSeasons In The SunTerry Jacks2003-05-094.84.94.9119
Flipping Out (Road Rage Song)Inside OutEve 62003-05-265.05.05.01360
O DebtO DeathRalph Stanley2003-05-305.05.05.0163
Psychic Phoneline BluesEast Virginia BluesTraditional2003-05-305.05.05.0122
Fail on FailureSail On SailorBeach Boys2003-06-135.05.05.0128
One Word Leads to a BlunderOne Thing Leads to AnotherThe Fixx2003-06-135.05.05.0185
FesteringYesterdayThe Beatles2003-06-205.04.04.2128
50 Ways To Kill Osama50 Ways To Leave Your LoverPaul Simon2003-06-204.24.24.2235
Theme Of The BoybandsTheme From The MonkeesThe Monkees2003-06-235.05.05.0126
Addicted to BloodAddicted to LoveRobert Palmer2003-06-235.05.05.0135
DoobieDooleyThe Dillards2003-06-235.05.04.7165
A Twister Came (and it Took My Trailer)Let's Twist AgainChubby Checker2003-06-264.84.84.8178
Grandpa's a Nut JobUp on the Rooftop (Reindeer Pause)Traditional2003-07-094.64.64.6225
Date Weighs a HeapEight Days a WeekThe Beatles2003-07-224.94.84.9165
Goin' Down BelowSpirit in the SkyNorman Greenbaum2003-08-065.04.84.8151
Little Sleazy HoGTORonny and the Daytonas2003-08-075.05.05.0160
Breaking Up Is Hard On YouBreaking Up Is Hard To DoNeil Sedaka2003-08-095.05.05.0353
Goin' Out of My GourdLookin' Out My Back DoorCreedence Clearwater Revival2003-08-185.05.05.0125
Two Grieving MamasLady MadonnaThe Beatles2003-09-125.05.05.0122
Big GunsBig BallsAC/DC2003-09-225.05.05.0172
MimesSignsFive Man Electrical Band2003-09-245.05.05.0166
Latrine HymnMarines HymnTradiitional2003-10-013.83.83.8181
LivingDizzyTommy Roe2003-10-025.05.05.0133
Avril H8erHenry the EighthHerman's Hermits2003-10-203.83.23.2170
Amiright Name DropI Saw Mommy Kissing Santa ClausTraditional2003-10-284.94.74.9148
SettlingYesterdayThe Beatles2003-10-295.05.05.0118
Sold Your ToysSoldier BoyThe Shirelles2003-10-305.05.05.0122
12 Trips to Usenet12 Days of ChristmasTraditional2003-11-185.05.05.0180
Arrest These Swarthy GentlemenGod Rest Ye Merry GentlemenTraditional2003-11-184.94.24.8164
Michael The Weirdo JacksonRudolph The Red Nosed ReindeerTraditional2003-11-213.63.63.7178
Shed The Bentley or The RollsShould I Stay or Should I GoThe Clash2003-11-255.05.05.0121
New Year's ResolutionsRevolutionBeatles2003-12-254.84.64.7338
Dairy D-EggosDitty DiegoThe Monkees2003-12-295.05.05.0126
I Wanna Be Free (Cow version)I Wanna Be FreeThe Monkees2003-12-295.05.05.0137
(I Just Wanna See Your) Teddy, DearTeddy BearElvis Presley2004-01-064.84.84.8180
Sylvester's WonAquarius5th Dimension2004-03-055.05.05.0163
Another Myth About The MonkeesPleasant Valley SundayThe Monkees2004-03-054.04.04.0137
Dad Got MarriedLove and MarriageFrank Sinatra2004-03-105.05.05.0184
The PokeThe StrokeBilly Squier2004-04-025.05.05.0493
I Hate Your Favorite BandI Wanna Hold Your HandThe Beatles2004-04-175.05.05.0151
Hip Hip HoorayRun Run AwaySlade2004-04-174.84.24.6215
I'm On VacationDown By The StationTraditional2004-04-175.05.05.0149
PartsStarsHum2004-05-264.83.84.3162
Boot LickerDay TripperThe Beatles2004-05-275.05.05.0386
Hot Tubbin'Hot BloodedForeigner2004-06-045.04.94.9177
CanStandR.E.M.2004-06-114.54.24.2231
Sally Jessy MondayPleasant Valley SundayThe Monkees2004-07-245.05.05.0126
Repeat YourselfExpress YourselfMadonna2004-07-245.04.44.4197
Since You're Leaving NowIf You Leave Me NowChicago2004-09-085.05.05.0714
AimingAmiePure Prarie League2004-09-095.04.84.8204
Let's Stage An ElectionWalk Like An EgyptianThe Bangles2004-10-055.05.05.0131
This God is My GodThis Land Is Your LandWoody Guthrie2004-10-064.84.54.6187
I Must Look a Fright NowI Think We're Alone NowTommy James and the Shondells2004-11-175.04.84.9465
Noggin FlockRocky TopThe Osborne Brothers2004-11-175.05.05.0193
Life in the Blue StatesLife in the Fast LaneThe Eagles2004-11-175.04.95.0124
Grandma Makes Her Living As a StripperGrandma Got Run Over By a ReindeerElmo and Patsy2004-11-194.64.74.61000
I Have a FlockI Am A RockSimon and Garfunkel2005-03-085.04.74.8169
SmithereensVasolineStone Temple Pilots2005-04-135.04.95.0200
Special Place In HellA Whiter Shade Of PaleProcol Harum2005-07-074.84.74.7172
Applied A Bunch Of Stickers To My S.U.V.Tie A Yellow RibbonTony Orlando & Dawn2005-07-104.84.94.9708
Geo ScuffleLido ShuffleBoz Skaggs2005-09-015.05.05.0149
 
 
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