You're not going to learn anything about me, as a person, from my parodies. They're not about me or even written from my point of view. Some were loosely inspired by real events, people or by the writing and humor of other Amiright authors, others simply appeared out of my own imagination and/or the rhyme schemes and cadances of the original songs.
Some were meant to be funny, some were meant not to be funny, some were writing exercises, some were my way of trying to figure out how to write to the tastes of Amiright's readership, some (particularly my social & political commentary parodies were my way of condensing the voices of many into the voice of a single character, a couple were written just to have something to enter in the contests and some were written because I wanted to play in an interesting rhyme scheme and/or cadence of an original song.
I've written humor, satire, poetry, fiction, essay, ad copy, scripts, websites, radio copy, slogans, etc... some of it professionally... but, I've been having fun making up alternate lyrics to songs (and making up other kinds of parodies) since before I was old enough to write any of it down. I had a blast during my stay. I participated in more than my share of silly exchanges in the comments section and I was thrilled to meet not only a cavalcade of parodists who are every bit my match, but many who are clearly my better.
(Not that I ever did have time, but) I no longer have time in my busy schedule to include parody writing among my hobbies. My life's journey has diverted me from the writing path, for the moment, at least. So, I can no longer use "writing & marketing exercise" as an excuse to indulge.
Maybe someday there will be some bonus tracks or unreleased material to add or maybe I'll even make a comeback. But, for now, my Amiright catalog stands complete. I hope it includes something you'll enjoy.
Thanks for stopping by to browse through my Amiright parody submissions.
Song Parodies -> Lyrics
P stands for Pacing, F stands for How Funny, and O is for Overall Score.
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bleaque Alley | Creeque Alley | The Mamas and Papas | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 171 | |
| Plunder | Closer | Nine Inch Nails | 3.4 | 3.6 | 3.7 | 134 | |
| Pretty Shy (For a Wise Guy) | Pretty Fly (For a White Guy) | The Offspring | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 409 | |
| Pour Me | Pour Me | Trick Pony | 4.2 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 165 | |
| I Love Johnny (Cash) | I Want Candy | Strangeloves | 4.6 | 3.3 | 4.1 | 149 | |
| Please Rate Me | She Hates Me | Puddle of Mud | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 151 | |
| The War Monger Song | (Year w/o a Santa Claus) - The Cold Miser Song | Maury Laws and Jules Bass | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 152 | |
| The Peace Monger Song | (Year w/o a Santa Claus) - The Heat Miser Song | Maury Laws and Jules Bass | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 212 | |
| Buy and Buy | I Alone | Live | 4.9 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 201 | |
| Stealing Movies | 59th Street Bridge Song | Simon and Garfunkel | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 354 | |
| Searching For Weapons | Seasons In The Sun | Terry Jacks | 4.8 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 119 | |
| Flipping Out (Road Rage Song) | Inside Out | Eve 6 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 1360 | |
| O Debt | O Death | Ralph Stanley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 163 | |
| Psychic Phoneline Blues | East Virginia Blues | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 122 | |
| Fail on Failure | Sail On Sailor | Beach Boys | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 128 | |
| One Word Leads to a Blunder | One Thing Leads to Another | The Fixx | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 185 | |
| Festering | Yesterday | The Beatles | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 128 | |
| 50 Ways To Kill Osama | 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 235 | |
| Theme Of The Boybands | Theme From The Monkees | The Monkees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 126 | |
| Addicted to Blood | Addicted to Love | Robert Palmer | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 135 | |
| Doobie | Dooley | The Dillards | 5.0 | 5.0 | 4.7 | 165 | |
| A Twister Came (and it Took My Trailer) | Let's Twist Again | Chubby Checker | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 178 | |
| Grandpa's a Nut Job | Up on the Rooftop (Reindeer Pause) | Traditional | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 225 | |
| Date Weighs a Heap | Eight Days a Week | The Beatles | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 165 | |
| Goin' Down Below | Spirit in the Sky | Norman Greenbaum | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 151 | |
| Little Sleazy Ho | GTO | Ronny and the Daytonas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 160 | |
| Breaking Up Is Hard On You | Breaking Up Is Hard To Do | Neil Sedaka | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 353 | |
| Goin' Out of My Gourd | Lookin' Out My Back Door | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 125 | |
| Two Grieving Mamas | Lady Madonna | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 122 | |
| Big Guns | Big Balls | AC/DC | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 172 | |
| Mimes | Signs | Five Man Electrical Band | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 166 | |
| Latrine Hymn | Marines Hymn | Tradiitional | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 181 | |
| Living | Dizzy | Tommy Roe | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 133 | |
| Avril H8er | Henry the Eighth | Herman's Hermits | 3.8 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 170 | |
| Amiright Name Drop | I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus | Traditional | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.9 | 148 | |
| Settling | Yesterday | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 118 | |
| Sold Your Toys | Soldier Boy | The Shirelles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 122 | |
| 12 Trips to Usenet | 12 Days of Christmas | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 180 | |
| Arrest These Swarthy Gentlemen | God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen | Traditional | 4.9 | 4.2 | 4.8 | 164 | |
| Michael The Weirdo Jackson | Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer | Traditional | 3.6 | 3.6 | 3.7 | 178 | |
| Shed The Bentley or The Rolls | Should I Stay or Should I Go | The Clash | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 121 | |
| New Year's Resolutions | Revolution | Beatles | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 338 | |
| Dairy D-Eggos | Ditty Diego | The Monkees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 126 | |
| I Wanna Be Free (Cow version) | I Wanna Be Free | The Monkees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 137 | |
| (I Just Wanna See Your) Teddy, Dear | Teddy Bear | Elvis Presley | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 180 | |
| Sylvester's Won | Aquarius | 5th Dimension | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 163 | |
| Another Myth About The Monkees | Pleasant Valley Sunday | The Monkees | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 137 | |
| Dad Got Married | Love and Marriage | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 184 | |
| The Poke | The Stroke | Billy Squier | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 493 | |
| I Hate Your Favorite Band | I Wanna Hold Your Hand | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 151 | |
| Hip Hip Hooray | Run Run Away | Slade | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.6 | 215 | |
| I'm On Vacation | Down By The Station | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 149 | |
| Parts | Stars | Hum | 4.8 | 3.8 | 4.3 | 162 | |
| Boot Licker | Day Tripper | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 386 | |
| Hot Tubbin' | Hot Blooded | Foreigner | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 177 | |
| Can | Stand | R.E.M. | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 231 | |
| Sally Jessy Monday | Pleasant Valley Sunday | The Monkees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 126 | |
| Repeat Yourself | Express Yourself | Madonna | 5.0 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 197 | |
| Since You're Leaving Now | If You Leave Me Now | Chicago | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 714 | |
| Aiming | Amie | Pure Prarie League | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 204 | |
| Let's Stage An Election | Walk Like An Egyptian | The Bangles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 131 | |
| This God is My God | This Land Is Your Land | Woody Guthrie | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 187 | |
| I Must Look a Fright Now | I Think We're Alone Now | Tommy James and the Shondells | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 465 | |
| Noggin Flock | Rocky Top | The Osborne Brothers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 193 | |
| Life in the Blue States | Life in the Fast Lane | The Eagles | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 124 | |
| Grandma Makes Her Living As a Stripper | Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer | Elmo and Patsy | 4.6 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 1000 | |
| I Have a Flock | I Am A Rock | Simon and Garfunkel | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 169 | |
| Smithereens | Vasoline | Stone Temple Pilots | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 200 | |
| Special Place In Hell | A Whiter Shade Of Pale | Procol Harum | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 172 | |
| Applied A Bunch Of Stickers To My S.U.V. | Tie A Yellow Ribbon | Tony Orlando & Dawn | 4.8 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 708 | |
| Geo Scuffle | Lido Shuffle | Boz Skaggs | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 149 |
