Can is a john or a loo
Toilet or
Privy, outhouse, restroom
Potty, wash room, lav or commode
Stool, head, facilities, throne
Ladies, Gents
Used to be the water closet
When the rich folk brought 'em indoors

Jail for the accused, tank or the jug
Pokey or prison, the clink, behind bars
Complete recordings of action or sound
Are held within, and so is the crowd

Oh!

Can is your butt, your rear end
Bottom or
Keister, rump or tushie
Your behind, buns, tookus, back door
Your fan-ny, caboose. Still unsure?
It's your ass
It's the lazy place where you sit
When you feel like shirking your chores

Complete recordings of action or sound
Are held within as men run afoul
It's just what you need when nature is calling
Natural cushion, eases the falling

Can is for food, it's a tin
From the store
Lots of fun to kick it
(So's a can I've mentioned, before)
And can's what you do to preserve
(Makes no sense)
Canning's what you're doing
When you seal your food up in jars

It's just what you need when nature is calling
Natural cushion, eases the falling
It keeps the food that you grew in the ground
And just for fun, I'll kick yours around

A can (can!)
Best place for
Stinky trash and garbage,
Junk you just don't want any more
Now, then (can!)
"Just can it"
Means to shut your face, or your lips
Gums no longer flappin...

Can means your able or it's
Possible
Maybe, not prevented
Means you might, it isn't for sure
You're canned when you're fired from work
Dismissed, axed
Means that you've been terminated
But it also means you're allowed

"Can" is a versatile word
(And it's short)
"Can" is a noun or a verb
(C - A - N)
It's easy spelling, it's just like it sounds
("Can" is one syllable long)
Yeah "can" is great, it's meanings abound,

Oh Can!