-> "Pour Me"
Original Song Title:
"Pour Me"
Parody Song Title:
"Pour Me"
The Lyrics
Pour me, pour me, pour me, pour me....
A heapin' bowl of friskies
Hey owner, it's my dinner time
It's late, I'm starved, emp-ty inside
Oh, won't you feed me
Oh, fill it to the top coz this cat is dyin' to dine
Ohhh... fill it up now!
I can't stand the stinkin' of my litterbox
I got no room to potty, in my pot
I don't gotta post for when I wanna scratch
You dang sure ain't tendin' to yer cat
I don't wanna live out in the cold
I don't wanna die here. It gets real old
Please feed me, man I'm dyin', kibble chunks'll do
There's so many things that I need you to do.
Pour me, pour me, pour me, pour me....
A heapin' bowl of friskies
Hey owner, it's my dinner time
It's late, I'm starved, emp-ty inside
Oh, won't you feed me
Oh, fill it to the top coz I might not make it this time.
I need some toys!
(Instrumental break)
Well, you're my owner, it's sad but true
There's so many things that you never do
You never pet me or gimme a name
I'd love to get fed, ev'ry day you freakin' lame
I always knew you were a simple minded owner
But little did I know you were the king of all the stoners
You have all the things that a cat could need
The problem is you won't give 'em to me
Pour me, pour me, pour me, pour me....
A heapin' bowl of friskies
Hey owner, it's my dinner time
It's late, I'm starved, emp-ty inside
Oh, won't you feed me
Fill it to the top coz this cat is dyin' to dine
Won't you fill it to the top, 'cos I might not make it this time.
MMmm... yum, yum, fill it to the top 'cos this cat is dyin' to dine.
Pour me, pour me, pour me, pour me....
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How Funny: | 4.3 | |
Overall Rating: | 4.3 | |
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Total Votes: | 9 |
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