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Song Parodies -> "Michael The Weirdo Jackson"

Original Song Title:

"Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Michael The Weirdo Jackson"

Parody Written by:

MooRocca

The Lyrics

I wrote this back in June and was inspired partly by J.Marie's hilarious title and choice of original song on her parody of the same name: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditonal5.shtml and was also inspired partly by Michael Pacholek's comment on that same parody. I didn't submit it, back then, because I didn't want it to compete with hers on the new parodies list. Since several months have passed and MJ's back in the news, I figured it's as good a time as any to pull it out of mothballs and submit it.
Well you know Tito, LaToya and Marlon and Randy
Janet and Rebbie and Jermaine and Jackie
But do you recall the most famous Jackson of all?

Michael the weirdo Jackson
Bought a very tiny nose
Slept in a sterile chamber
Cuddled up with Merrick's bones

He lured the little children
To his ranch with rides and games
He even bought a monkey
Bubbles speaks no evil shames

Then one shocking summer's eve
Grown-ups came to say
Michael drop your drawers, my boy
We're here to take some polaroids

That's when the grown ups cuffed him
But Michael saw the parents' greed
Michael the weirdo Jackson
Paid 'em off and went scot free.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.6
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 7

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Phil - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Very good, Melhi - I guess I'm not going to be the last to give this one top marks :-)
Melhi - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Phil! You may not be the last, but you'll probably be among the select few. ;) Re-read your Crap, this morning http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/michaeljackson2.shtml Good stuff!
Johnny D - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Are we REALLY sure the chair is not his son?

Well done, Melhi !
Melhi - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny D!
Meriadoc - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Good one!
Billy Florio - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
AMAZING!!!!!! Excellent! Song of the day!
Melhi - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Merry and Billy! Billy, I think that's the first time anyone's ever said that about one of mine... made my day. :) Glad you all enjoyed it!
Know 1 can hear you dream - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Whatever happened to Bubbles anyway? At this point I think we all would be almost releaved if Michael came out of the closet about their "relation". :-)
Melhi - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks K1chyd.

I guess Bubbles dropped out of site after the break up. :D

Seriously, I caught a little bit of Ellen Degeneres' interview with Sheryl Crow, the other day and Sheryl was telling Ellen something about MJ jabbing Bubbles in the chest, repeatedly, with a ball point pen. Now, I don't know that Bubbles was severely depressed and I'm not a monkey expert or anything, but I'm guessing that if I jabbed an emotionally well-adjusted monkey in the chest with a ball point pen, I'd get to do that exactly once and, except for screaming and begging an enraged monkey for mercy, it'd be the last thing I ever did.
Diva - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
I'd say you can never be too careful, about who you let your children hang around with. Great job Melhi!
Know 1 can hear you dream - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Maybe that little monkey was on drugs (too?). Itīs not like the King of Pop would have liked to have a King of Poop running around the house, spreading germs etc. But what do I know about such things, just thinking out loud here.
Melhi - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Diva, I couldn't agree more! ...and Thanks!

K1CHYD, I hadn't thought of that, but it wouldn't surprise me if you were right.
Adagio - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Really good job, Melhi!!
Melhi - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Adagio!
BOLD WARRIOR - November 30, 2003 - Report this comment
TImely but lacking pace.
Melhi - November 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks for your feedback, Bold Warrior.
The Great Karlando - November 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Lacking pace? Where? This looked pretty damn good to me.
Melhi - November 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Great Karlando! I was curious about the same thing, but was afraid it would come across wrong if I asked.

Maybe the "Bubbles" line? It doesn't flow as easily off the tongue as it would if the monkey's name hadn't ended in an "s." Or maybe a pronunciation or regional accent difference? Or maybe BW started comparing my lyrics at the original's "Rudolp the red nosed reindeer" line, instead of the "Well you know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen" line -- it would certainly seem quite off, in that case.
Spaff.com - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Bad! Dangerous! Off the Wall! Thriller!
Melhi - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Spaff, LOL! Glad you enjoyed it. :)
Gary Main - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
I like this song. its shorter then the original, but oh well. i went over the syllable count, and it looks like it will play with the original music perfectly. even the rhymes fit. i used the same system i used to write Michael The Wood Nosed Strange Queer, and it fits great. i gave it all 5s.
Melhi - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Gary, glad you enjoyed it.
AussieBullDog - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Wow, look at the votes and spot the Michael Jackson fan. Great job, Melhi!
Melhi - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks AussieBullDog!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - April 04, 2004 - Report this comment
(Jurassic Park reference:) Clever girl!!! I loved the opening, listing off the Jackson clan. ROFL for the 'Bubbles speaks no evil' line. Maybe Bubbles is stil emotionally attached to MJ and clicked the 1's, AussieBullDog. I'll hop on the bandwagon and dish out some 5's for Melhi. PS. If you are not a girl, you may kill me. And if you are a girl who is offended by the mere notion that I could think you're a guy... err... I'll shut up and eat some celery now.
Melhi - April 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Luke! On the gender thing, it wouldn't bother me a bit if you had guessed wrong, but it just so happens you guessed right. :)
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) I also have a great 'Gaydar', so far four people of whom I had an 'inkling' proved that my ink is truly Delphic. Once again, good parody but I remain consistent in my ruthless persecution of short parodies in sotm or abc comps.
Johnny D - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above.
Jeff Reuben - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty good...surprised I missed this the first time around
Meriadoc - August 01, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) See way above Johnny... :-)
Adagio - August 01, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) My comment before still applies and then some 5's
Melhi - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Luke, Johnny D., Jeff, Merry & Pat. Luke, that's fine -- you like what you like.

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