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Song Parodies -> "The War Monger Song"
Original Song Title:
"(Year w/o a Santa Claus) - The Cold Miser Song"
Original Performer:
Maury Laws and Jules Bass
Parody Song Title:
"The War Monger Song"
Parody Written by:
MooRocca
The Lyrics
(Companion to: The Peace Monger Song)
I'm Mr. Smart Missile
I'm Mr. Kill
I'm Mr. Stealth Bomber
I'm Mr. Take the hill
They call me War Monger
They think I've lost touch
No one squirms from my clutch
I'm too much!
He's Mr. Smart Missle
He's Mr. Kill
Let's fight!
He's Mr. Stealth Bomber
He's Mr. Take the hill
They call me War Monger
They think I've lost touch
No one squirms from my clutch
He's too much!
I never want to see a day
That I'm not fighting someone
I live for every battle
To War! Let's conquer every
Oooooooooonnne!
He's Mr. Smart Missle
He's Mr. Kill
Let's fight!
He's Mr. Stealth Bomber
He's Mr. Take the hill
They call me War Monger
They think I've lost touch
No one squirms from my clutch
..... Too Much!
Too Much!
I'm Mr. Kill
I'm Mr. Stealth Bomber
I'm Mr. Take the hill
They call me War Monger
They think I've lost touch
No one squirms from my clutch
I'm too much!
He's Mr. Smart Missle
He's Mr. Kill
Let's fight!
He's Mr. Stealth Bomber
He's Mr. Take the hill
They call me War Monger
They think I've lost touch
No one squirms from my clutch
He's too much!
I never want to see a day
That I'm not fighting someone
I live for every battle
To War! Let's conquer every
Oooooooooonnne!
He's Mr. Smart Missle
He's Mr. Kill
Let's fight!
He's Mr. Stealth Bomber
He's Mr. Take the hill
They call me War Monger
They think I've lost touch
No one squirms from my clutch
..... Too Much!
Too Much!
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I love The Year Without a Santa Claus - because of Snow Miser and Heat Miser, of course. Nice concept, nice twist. (Have I said this already?)
Nope, doesn't jingle a bell. ;) Thanks again, Spaff!
Boom boom Paw Bam,Boom Pow Bam
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