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Song Parodies -> "Date Weighs a Heap"
Original Song Title:
"Eight Days a Week"
Original Performer:
The Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"Date Weighs a Heap"
Parody Written by:
MooRocca
The Lyrics
Thought I'd found my soul mate
Yes, he sounded cute
Thought we'd try a real date
See if we'd compute
Homely? Ugly!
Homely? Ugly!
A snot wad hangin' and unbathed
Date weighs a heap
Picking scabs and flicking
Snorting like a swine
Man, it's just not clicking
Love is not this blind
Homely? Ugly!
Homely? Ugly!
A snot wad hangin' and unbathed
Date weighs a heap
Date weighs a heap
And Uh-uh-uh-uh-ugly
Date weighs a heap
With missin' teeth and greasy hair
Nobody's this lonely
Smells atrocious... phew!
Hope he doesn't touch me
Just might have to spew
Oh...oh, oh....
Homely? Ugly!
Homely? Ugly!
A snot wad hangin' and unbathed
Date weighs a heap
Date weighs a heap
And uh-uh-uh-uh-ugly
Date weighs a heap
With missin' teeth and greasy hair
Wicked case of acne
Oozing as we dined
Now he's comin' at me
Picking his behind
Homely? Ugly!
Homely? Ugly!
A snot wad hangin' and unbathed
Date weighs a heap
Date weighs a heap
Date weighs a heap
Yes, he sounded cute
Thought we'd try a real date
See if we'd compute
Homely? Ugly!
Homely? Ugly!
A snot wad hangin' and unbathed
Date weighs a heap
Picking scabs and flicking
Snorting like a swine
Man, it's just not clicking
Love is not this blind
Homely? Ugly!
Homely? Ugly!
A snot wad hangin' and unbathed
Date weighs a heap
Date weighs a heap
And Uh-uh-uh-uh-ugly
Date weighs a heap
With missin' teeth and greasy hair
Nobody's this lonely
Smells atrocious... phew!
Hope he doesn't touch me
Just might have to spew
Oh...oh, oh....
Homely? Ugly!
Homely? Ugly!
A snot wad hangin' and unbathed
Date weighs a heap
Date weighs a heap
And uh-uh-uh-uh-ugly
Date weighs a heap
With missin' teeth and greasy hair
Wicked case of acne
Oozing as we dined
Now he's comin' at me
Picking his behind
Homely? Ugly!
Homely? Ugly!
A snot wad hangin' and unbathed
Date weighs a heap
Date weighs a heap
Date weighs a heap
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Good job
Hilarious! Very nice and funny! 5+5+5!
A big FAT five.
Thanks Billy, Guy, Michael and Wild Man!
It's hard to pick a favorite line, but I think I'll go with "Love is not this blind" Superb job
Thanks Claude. :) Since I'm going to be AFK for a few days, I'd like to add a thanks in advance to anyone else who might stop in for a read and rate while I'm away. (I don't know what I'll do without new parodies to read and rate, every morning, for a few days! I'm really enjoying the heck outta this place. :) )
"Homely? Ugly!" - very good... damn near perfect match in pacing and phrasing. :-)
Very clever!
Five boogers.
I'd go home before I hurled! (at him)
Very well done. Wish I'd written this.
Wow, thanks for the great compliment, Rick!
Best Melhi Parody
Hilarious title! Excellent song, and it was a while ago, but been there, done that =) (the date, not the song)
Thanks Jeff! (Sorry to bring back that memory!!)
This was great, Melhi! Very humorous!
Thanks Diva!
But other than that, how'd the date go? Very funny stuff, Melhi - I look forward to your return.
I'm SO glad someone wrote a comment recently or I would have never seen this one. AWESOME Melhi! When can we expect some more? ;-)
Thanks David and Leah. Glad you enjoyed this one! I'm still barely here, just stretched a little too thin in RL. I am snagging as many free moments as I can to keep up with new parodies & comments and such, though (probably more than I should, but these quick breaks are just the ticket, sometimes.) Hopefully, it'll let up a little after the holidays. (It would be nice if it'd let up a little before them so I could get ready for them.) Thanks again!
Melhi, Finally got over to your author page, can see there's a lot of stuff there for me to check out (seem to know a goodly number of the original songs). Gonna try and do a few at a time of yours and also some other folks, too. This particular parody appears to be a mirror of the "Energizer Bunny", it keep receiving, receiving, receiving notice every couple months and deservedly so. Great job, funny plenty, 5-5-5. How could someone have "two'd" this one across?
Thanks Paul! Yeah, I've got a couple the Energizer Bunny seems to keep nibbling at. I guess the real song is just so well known and loved that it gets searched for, quite a bit or something. (?)
The twos -- when I got them, I thought to myself, "Well, I guess the ones guy still has his teeth." ;D That's really good news, because I know, from his hitting another of mine, that he's also a vampire. Can you imagine what that would be like? None of the cool vampires would want to be caught undead with him and he'd have a crowd of 14 year old awkward boys following him around, all the time, contantly begging him to gum them so they'll look like studs at school.
The twos -- when I got them, I thought to myself, "Well, I guess the ones guy still has his teeth." ;D That's really good news, because I know, from his hitting another of mine, that he's also a vampire. Can you imagine what that would be like? None of the cool vampires would want to be caught undead with him and he'd have a crowd of 14 year old awkward boys following him around, all the time, contantly begging him to gum them so they'll look like studs at school.
Pacing - 22 fives, 1 two
Funny - 20 fives, 2 fours, 1 two
Overall - 21 fives, 1 four, 1 one
Funny - 20 fives, 2 fours, 1 two
Overall - 21 fives, 1 four, 1 one
you know why i didn't capitalize anything in my name? because i am not worthy of your greatness!
Silver Power - LOL! Thanks.
(ABC 2005) Already commented...gross one...:D
Thanks Adagio. :)
(ABC) Lots of great lines in there...I love "Thought we'd try a real date/ See if we'd compute..." Great job!
Thanks Charlie!
(ABC05) Love is blind...
(ABC 2005) And I bet the dating service described him as a real catch.
Thanks Agrimorfee and Rex!
(ABC05) its not what outside its whats inside. You just have to look pass the snot, smell and booty picking.
I don't think that's possible, Saider, that would require a closer examination and the fumes would have my eyes watering too much to see at all! ;)
(ABC-D) See above comments. I read it again and it still makes me chuckle. Restoring previous vote.
Thanks Guy!
(ABC) Heavy, indeed!
Thanks a ton, Johnny! :)
(ABC) imagery so vivid I feel like taking a shower - that's when you're better off being a literal blind date
Thanks Stu, (or maybe I should say, "Sorry Stu"? :D)
Ahh yes, not all of you are as lucky as Emi in finding the perfect man via the internet. Great parody, nonetheless!
That's true Luke, and it's also why we're all insanely jealous of Emi. :) (Actually, in RL, I am -- I first "met" my hubby online almost 10 years ago.) Hey, thanks for the read-through!
*thunderous applause*
(ABC) Funny stuff, Melhi :)
(ABC) ROFLMAO...that's all I can say! 555
(ABC-D) Talk about hygiene problems.
Thanks Adam, Kristof, Scathe and Everyone! :)
(ABC) DKTOS
Well, thanks for giving it a glance, anyway, GoatMan. :)
ABC--I'm TOTALLY glad that I'm not the only one who writes songs about horribly inferior men...; ) Excellent, Melhi...5s!
Thanks Arwen! (Estrogen Rules!) :)
this one is a winner ! what a great title a,d the rest of the song is grolly amusing!!
Wow, thanks for the great compliments, Martha! Glad you enjoyed it!
Never seen this before. "Love is not that blind" is a brilliant line, especially with additional the blind date meaning.
Thanks Leo Jay, glad you enjoyed it! :)
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