Misheard Lyrics -> Christian -> J
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard christian lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
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"Jefferson Aeroplane" by Relient K
Misheard Lyrics:
Jefferson Airplane
I'm trapped and ironing clothes.
I'm trapped and ironing clothes.
Original Lyrics:
Jefferson Airplane
I'm trapped and I am enclosed.
I'm trapped and I am enclosed.
"Jese Jesus Jesus" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Jews are coming back to walk on me
Barbies in the starry skies.
Barbies in the starry skies.
Original Lyrics:
Soon he's coming back to welcome me
Far beyond the starry skies.
Far beyond the starry skies.
"Jesus Christ Superstar" by Andrew Lloyd Webber
Misheard Lyrics:
Cheese and mice, superstar
or
Cheese and flies, superstar
or
Cheese and flies, superstar
Original Lyrics:
Jesus Christ, Superstar
"Jesus Christ Superstar" by Andrew Lloyd Webber
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus Christ, Superstar
Do you control what they say you are?
Do you control what they say you are?
Original Lyrics:
Jesus Christ, Superstar
Do you think you're what they say you are?
Do you think you're what they say you are?
"Jesus Freak" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
Constipated, I cut the cheese.
Original Lyrics:
Separated, I cut myself clean.
"Jesus Freak" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw a man eating dessert, with nats on his head
Original Lyrics:
I saw a man in the desert with naps in his head
"Jesus Is Just Alright" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm hopin I don't faint, yeah
Original Lyrics:
I'm hopin and a prayin
(background singers)
"Jesus Is The Way" by Carman
Misheard Lyrics:
And if you tell, don't.
Original Lyrics:
Ain't that beautiful?
"Jesus Lead On" by Vineyard Worship
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus feed on; I will swallow.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus lead on; I will follow.
"Jesus Loves Me" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Forty Bibles tell me so.
Original Lyrics:
For the Bible tells me so.
"Jesus Loves Me" by Randolph Brackhurst
Misheard Lyrics:
He's such a lamby lamb.
Original Lyrics:
He was God's lamb.
"Jesus Loves Me" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Little ones who hear this song.
or
Little ones that hear me know.
or
Little ones that hear me know.
Original Lyrics:
Little ones to Him belong.
"Jesus Loves Me" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Little ones who hear this song
Original Lyrics:
Little ones to Him belong
"Jesus Loves You.. But I Don't." by Almighty
Misheard Lyrics:
Ten eye'd disciples who sin too deep.
Original Lyrics:
Dead eye disciples who sin too deep.
"Jesus, You're A Celebration" by Heather Clark
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus
You're acceleration.
You're acceleration.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus
You're a celebration.
You're a celebration.
"John The Revelator" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's that riding John the elevator?
Original Lyrics:
Who's that writing? John the Revelator!
"Joy" by The Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
If it's a gamble, I'd already lost my s***.
Original Lyrics:
If it's a gamble, I'd already lost my shirt.
"Joy" by The Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
If it's a gamble, I'd already lost my ship.
Original Lyrics:
If it's a gamble, I'd already lost my shirt.
"Joy" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
If life's a camel, I'd already lost my s***.
Original Lyrics:
If life's a gamble, I'd already lost my shirt.
"Joy" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
You give me joy that's unspeakable
And a locket
And a locket, yeah.
And a locket
And a locket, yeah.
Original Lyrics:
You give me joy that's unspeakable
And I like it
And I like it, yeah.
And I like it
And I like it, yeah.
"Just Ace" by Grinspoon
Misheard Lyrics:
Instead I had a good fart.
Original Lyrics:
Instead I had a go-kart.
"Just A Closer Walk With Thee" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Granite Jesus is my plea.
Original Lyrics:
Grant it, Jesus, is my plea.
"Just a Little Talk with Jesus" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
And you'll find a little Chocolate Jesus makes it right
Original Lyrics:
And you'll find a little talk with Jesus makes it right
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