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"Take It All" by Hillsong United
Misheard Lyrics:
I praise, and all we add a day.
Original Lyrics:
Our praise, and all we are today.
"Take It All" by Hillsong United
Misheard Lyrics:
Take, take, take it off
Original Lyrics:
Take, take, take it all
"Take Me To Your Leader" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know why you care, don't know what..something..
Original Lyrics:
I don't know why you care, don't know what's out there.
"Take Up Your Cross" by Brooklyn Tabernacle Choir
Misheard Lyrics:
Take off your clothes
Follow Jesus.
Follow Jesus.
Original Lyrics:
Take up your cross
Follow Jesus.
Follow Jesus.
"Take Up Your Cross" by Brooklyn Tabernacle Choir
Misheard Lyrics:
Take off your cross
Follow Jesus
Follow Jesus
Original Lyrics:
Take up your cross
Follow Jesus.
Follow Jesus.
"Taking Over" by Joy Electric
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Captain Kangaroo.
Original Lyrics:
Back off, I've claimed the rule.
"Talk It Out" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
Rumble and a rash at the top of the list.
Original Lyrics:
Verbal interaction's atop the list.
"Taste and See" by James Moore, Jr.
Misheard Lyrics:
I will bless the Lord at all times.
His praise shall always be on my list.
His praise shall always be on my list.
Original Lyrics:
I will bless the Lord at all times.
His praise shall always be on my lips.
His praise shall always be on my lips.
"Tea and Sympathy" by Jars of Clay
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause the waitress is dead
Original Lyrics:
Call the waitress instead
"Tenderness" by All Star United
Misheard Lyrics:
Tenderness, with my handsomeness...
Hush, baby, don't cry.
There's rings in my head all the time.
And still, I tend to forget your words,
when I'm a swan in mindful dive
Hush, baby, don't cry.
There's rings in my head all the time.
And still, I tend to forget your words,
when I'm a swan in mindful dive
Original Lyrics:
Tenderness, when my head's a mess...
Hush, baby, don't cry,
this rings in my head all the time.
And still, I tend to forget your words
when I'm the swan in my full dive
Hush, baby, don't cry,
this rings in my head all the time.
And still, I tend to forget your words
when I'm the swan in my full dive
"Terminator, Too" by Kathie Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
The devil's alliance will tear you apart.
Original Lyrics:
The devil's a lion who'll tear you apart.
"Thankful" by Caedmon's Call
Misheard Lyrics:
I ran across an old box of lepers.
Original Lyrics:
I ran across an old box of letters.
"That's Why God Made The Moon" by John Elefante
Misheard Lyrics:
That's why god made the mood.
Original Lyrics:
That's why God made the moon.
"That Was Then, This Is Now" by Josh Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
We've all gotten A's
Original Lyrics:
We've all got new names
"There Is Love" by David Persons
Misheard Lyrics:
And I know everyone one I show
I know there is none.
I know there is none.
Original Lyrics:
And I know everywhere I go
I know there is love.
I know there is love.
"There Were Twelve Disciples" by George A. Minor
Misheard Lyrics:
He is called a stew
He is called a stew
We are his disciples
I am one and you
He is called a stew
We are his disciples
I am one and you
Original Lyrics:
He has called us too
He has called us too
We are his disciples
I am one and you
He has called us too
We are his disciples
I am one and you
Editor's note: The person who submitted this put "Youth Leader" as the performer name. Sorry to say this, but that is not an actual recording artist or band. That name is not even found on Allmusic.com; in fact, I researched that site for this song (whose correct title, btw, is "There Were 12 Disciples") and it was written by George A. Minor, who also performed the first recorded version of it.
"They Say" by Deniece Williams & Phillip Bailey
Misheard Lyrics:
He came to set the Cactus free
Original Lyrics:
He came to set the captives free
The misheard lyrics are actually a miss-print in the actual lyric sheet
"Think Twice" by MxPx
Misheard Lyrics:
Tears me apart inside, now what do we do?
Original Lyrics:
Tears me apart inside, I know I do it too.
"This Is Your Time" by Michael W. Smith
Misheard Lyrics:
It was a dance, we could always have
But none of us involved today
Faced with the choice to deny gardening
But there was one choice to make
But none of us involved today
Faced with the choice to deny gardening
But there was one choice to make
Original Lyrics:
It was a test we could all hope to pass
But none of us would want to take
Faced with the choice to deny God and live
For her there was one choice to make
But none of us would want to take
Faced with the choice to deny God and live
For her there was one choice to make
"This Little Light of Mine" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
December '99
I'm gonna let you shine
I'm gonna let you shine
Original Lyrics:
This little light of mine
I'm gonna let it shine
I'm gonna let it shine
"Thrives" by Casting Crowns
Misheard Lyrics:
We were made to fly
Original Lyrics:
We were made to thrive
"Thrive" by Casting Crowns
Misheard Lyrics:
We were made to fry
or
We were made to fly
or
We were made to fly
Original Lyrics:
We were made to thrive
"Throw Yo Hands Up" by SoulJahz
Misheard Lyrics:
I never lactate.
Original Lyrics:
I never lacked it.
"Time Ta Jam" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a stand for the land, it's time ta jam
or
Take a stand for the man, it's time ta jam
or
Take a stand for the man, it's time ta jam
Original Lyrics:
Take a stand for the Lamb, it's time ta jam
"Time" by Phil Keaggy
Misheard Lyrics:
When the Lord stop's in
It's too late for a ball of cheese.
It's too late for a ball of cheese.
Original Lyrics:
When the Lord stop's in
It's too late for apologies.
It's too late for apologies.
This song was about Jesus coming back unexpectidly, and how we should all be ready so we don't get caught off guard & before it's too late.
"Toby's Mac" by Toby Mac
Misheard Lyrics:
When I say, 'Where are my briefs?'
Original Lyrics:
When I say, 'Where are my freaks?'
"Toby's Mac" by Toby Mac
Misheard Lyrics:
When I say, 'Where are the Greeks?'
Original Lyrics:
When I say, 'Where are my freaks?'
"Tomorrow Shall Be My Dancing Day" by John Gardner
Misheard Lyrics:
This paradigm for my true love.
Original Lyrics:
This have I done for my true love.
"Tomorrow" by Out Of Eden
Misheard Lyrics:
If you wanna dance with me
Come along
Here's your chance to be totally sexy.
Come along
Here's your chance to be totally sexy.
Original Lyrics:
If you wanna dance with me
Come along
Here's your chance to be totally set free.
Come along
Here's your chance to be totally set free.
"Too Many Times" by Michael W. Smith
Misheard Lyrics:
Here I am a cantaloupe.
Original Lyrics:
Here I am again alone.
"Treats" by John Reuben
Misheard Lyrics:
Over Ann Dover
Original Lyrics:
Over and over
Actually, if you say over and over fast, it does turn out sounding like 'over Ann Dover.'
"Truth Be Known Everybody Gets A Shot" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
If the truth be known, there'll be more of us to fall.
Original Lyrics:
If the truth be known, there'll be more to answer for.
"Turn Your Radio On" by Ray Stevens
Misheard Lyrics:
And Glory stares
Original Lyrics:
And Glory share
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