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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard christian lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
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"Make a Change" by Slim and the Supreme Angels
Misheard Lyrics:
Metamucil!
Original Lyrics:
Let 'im use ya!
"Marvelous Things" by Eisley
Misheard Lyrics:
I followed a rabbit
Through rows of mermaids and one strawberry.
Through rows of mermaids and one strawberry.
Original Lyrics:
I followed a rabbit
Through rows of mermaid entwined shrubbery.
Through rows of mermaid entwined shrubbery.
"Mary Did You Know" by Michael English
Misheard Lyrics:
The blind will see
The deaf will hear
The dead will live again
The lame will leak
The dumb may speak the praises of Liam.
The deaf will hear
The dead will live again
The lame will leak
The dumb may speak the praises of Liam.
Original Lyrics:
The blind will see
The deaf will hear
The dead will live again
The lame will leap
The dumb will speak the praises of The Lamb.
The deaf will hear
The dead will live again
The lame will leap
The dumb will speak the praises of The Lamb.
"Mary, Don't You Weep" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
It's there, alarming, it's up down meadows
Mary, don't you weep!
Mary, don't you weep!
Original Lyrics:
If Pharoah's army gets drownded
Oh, Mary, don't you weep!
Oh, Mary, don't you weep!
"Maybelline" by Relient K
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe it's make-believe.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe it's Maybelline.
"Maybelline" by Relient K
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe, maybe it's maybe me.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe, it's Maybelline.
"Maybelline" by Relient K
Misheard Lyrics:
Or mabey it's me bein' mean.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe, it's Maybelline.
"Meaning of Life" by Jump5
Misheard Lyrics:
Why did it take so long to give you my heart
When you gave me the meaning of lice?
When you gave me the meaning of lice?
Original Lyrics:
Why did it take so long to give you my heart
When you gave me the meaning of life?
When you gave me the meaning of life?
"Measure Of A Man" by 4HIM
Misheard Lyrics:
They say 'I'll kill you and run your through'.
Original Lyrics:
They can I.Q. you and run you through.
"Me Without You" by Toby Mac
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd be chasing every tree that blows my way
Original Lyrics:
I'd be chasing every breeze that blows my way.
"Me Without You" by tobyMac
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd be packing my bags with a need to stay
or
I'd be packing my bags where I need to stay
or
I'd be packing my bags where I need to stay
Original Lyrics:
I'd be packing my bags when I need to stay
"Michael Row The Boat Ashore" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Michael Rowe, the boat is sure
Original Lyrics:
Michael row the boat ashore
"Michael Row The Boat Ashore" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Michael rode the Polish whore.
Original Lyrics:
Michael row the boat ashore.
"Michael Row The Boat Ashore" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
My goat knows the bowling score
Original Lyrics:
Michael row the boat ashore
"Might to Save" by Michael W. Smith
Misheard Lyrics:
Saviour, even through the mountains
Our God is mighty to stay, He is mighty to stay
Forever under a salvation
He rose and conquered the grave, Jesus conquered the grave.
Our God is mighty to stay, He is mighty to stay
Forever under a salvation
He rose and conquered the grave, Jesus conquered the grave.
Original Lyrics:
Saviour, He can move the mountains
Our God is mighty to save, He is mighty to save
Forever author of salvation
He rose and conquered the grave, Jesus conquered the grave.
Our God is mighty to save, He is mighty to save
Forever author of salvation
He rose and conquered the grave, Jesus conquered the grave.
"Mighty Is Our God" by Songs 4 Worship
Misheard Lyrics:
Money is our god
Money is our king
Money is our lord
Ruler of everything.
Money is our king
Money is our lord
Ruler of everything.
Original Lyrics:
Mighty is our God
Mighty is our King
Mighty is our Lord
Ruler of everything.
Mighty is our King
Mighty is our Lord
Ruler of everything.
"Mood Rings" by Relient K
Misheard Lyrics:
And when it's blue, you should call her up
With me and Lia 'cuz she'll most likely agree.
With me and Lia 'cuz she'll most likely agree.
Original Lyrics:
And when it's blue, that means you should call her up
Immediately and ask her out 'cuz she'll most likely agree.
Immediately and ask her out 'cuz she'll most likely agree.
"Mood Rings" by Relient K
Misheard Lyrics:
And when it's blue, you should call her up
With me and Lia cuz she'll most likely agree.
With me and Lia cuz she'll most likely agree.
Original Lyrics:
And when it's blue it means that you should call her up
immediately and ask her out because she'll most likely agree.
immediately and ask her out because she'll most likely agree.
"Mood Rings" by Relient K
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get emotional, girls
To all go to skate rinks.
To all go to skate rinks.
Original Lyrics:
Let's get emotional, girls
To all wear mood rings.
To all wear mood rings.
"Mood Rings" by Relient K
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get emotional, girls
To all, where mood reeks.
To all, where mood reeks.
Original Lyrics:
Let's get emotional, girls
To all wear mood rings.
To all wear mood rings.
"Mood Rings" by Relient K
Misheard Lyrics:
So I can understand the complicated friction
And Nona's feeble mind.
And Nona's feeble mind.
Original Lyrics:
So I can understand the complicated infrastructure
Known as the female mind.
Known as the female mind.
"Mood Ring" by Relient K
Misheard Lyrics:
When it's blue, that means that you should call her up
'Cuz you'll most likely agree.
'Cuz you'll most likely agree.
Original Lyrics:
When it's blue, that means that you should call her up
'Cuz she'll most likely agree.
'Cuz she'll most likely agree.
"My Friend (So Long)" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
The situation's almost well
Should we up and go to Hell?
Should we up and go to Hell?
Original Lyrics:
The situation's awfully dim
Should we up and go with Him?
Should we up and go with Him?
"My Friend (So Long)" by Dc Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
The situation's awfully due
should we up and go with who
should we up and go with who
Original Lyrics:
The situation's awfully dim
should we up and go with him
should we up and go with him
"My Girl's Ex-Boyfriend" by Relient K
Misheard Lyrics:
When she and I settle down you can bet
Fatty is gonna have to settle for less.
Fatty is gonna have to settle for less.
Original Lyrics:
When she and I settle down you can bet that
He is gonna have to settle for less.
He is gonna have to settle for less.
"My Irreplaceable" by Tammy Trent
Misheard Lyrics:
My ear replaceable
Original Lyrics:
My irreplaceable
"My Sins Are Gone" by Jimmy Swaggart
Misheard Lyrics:
The Lord took pole Position, and the Devil did a fart,
praise god, my sins are gone.
praise god, my sins are gone.
Original Lyrics:
The Lord took sole possession, and the devil did depart,
praise god, my sins are gone
praise god, my sins are gone
"My Sins Are Gone" by Jimmy Swaggart
Misheard Lyrics:
They're underneath the mud all across the gallery.
Original Lyrics:
They're underneath the blood on the Cross of Calvary.
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