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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard christian lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
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"Wait For Me" by Rebecca St. James
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, funny a**, I wait for you.
Original Lyrics:
Wait for me as I wait for you.
"Waiting For The Summer" by Delirious?
Misheard Lyrics:
You're my beautiful woman.
Original Lyrics:
You're my beautiful one.
"Walk With The Wise" by Steven Curtis Chapman
Misheard Lyrics:
We will grow wise if we're one with the mice
Original Lyrics:
We will grow wise if we walk with the wise
"Wanna Be Loved" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
And some are still in print, eee yo.
Original Lyrics:
And some are sittin' pretty.
"Wanna Be Loved" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
Never heard a dinosaur.
Original Lyrics:
Never heard a dying soul.
"The Way I Am" by Jennifer Knapp
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh crooked faded memory
Please replace my fears.
Please replace my fears.
Original Lyrics:
Oh crooked feet, you nimbly
Meet the place of my fears.
Meet the place of my fears.
"We All Want To Be Loved" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
Never heard a dinosaur
Original Lyrics:
Never heard a dying soul
"We Are Not Home Yet" by Steven Curtis Chapman
Misheard Lyrics:
We are not on the edge
Original Lyrics:
We are not home yet
"We Are Rock" by Joy Electric
Misheard Lyrics:
You take all our sheets and beat them dry.
Original Lyrics:
You take all our sheep and bleed them dry.
"We Are The Key" by David Persons
Misheard Lyrics:
We are the key
To the light outside the lock inside the door.
To the light outside the lock inside the door.
Original Lyrics:
We are the key
To the light outside the night outside the door.
To the light outside the night outside the door.
David Persons and the Instruments of Grace ROCKED! I wish they had gotten a lot more airplay and attention in the 1980's. They were true innovators!
"We Believe" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
So, Let our faith be more than ant farms
Original Lyrics:
So, let our faith be more than anthems
"We Give Thee But Thine Own" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
We give thee but thine own
Whatever it may be
Whatever it may be
Original Lyrics:
We give thee but thine own
What e'er the gift may be
What e'er the gift may be
"Welcome Home" by Shaun Groves
Misheard Lyrics:
Welcome To this heart of mine
Very undeprived for fines
Forgive me for the tares your beared out.
Very undeprived for fines
Forgive me for the tares your beared out.
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to this heart of mine
I've buried under prideful vines
Forgive me for the disrepair.
I've buried under prideful vines
Forgive me for the disrepair.
"Well Adjusted" by MxPx
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so tired of masturbating.
Original Lyrics:
I'm so tired of masquerading.
"We're A Band" by Audio Adrenaline
Misheard Lyrics:
Rubber band, rubber band
Original Lyrics:
We're a band, we're a band.
"We Remember" by Marty Haugen
Misheard Lyrics:
And still we celebrate for you are witnessing
Original Lyrics:
And still we celebrate for you are with us here
"We Remember" by Marty Haugen
Misheard Lyrics:
And still we celebrate, for you our weaknesses
Original Lyrics:
And still we celebrate for you are with us here
"We Rock This Mic" by KJ-52
Misheard Lyrics:
We rock this mic in attempt to wake
Just to turn temples into house of praise.
Just to turn temples into house of praise.
Original Lyrics:
We rock this mic in a different way
Just two turntables and a fresh DJ.
Just two turntables and a fresh DJ.
"We Rock This Mic" by KJ-52
Misheard Lyrics:
We rock this mic in attempt to wake
Just to turn temples into house of praise.
Just to turn temples into house of praise.
Original Lyrics:
We rock this mic in a different way
Just two turntables and a fresh DJ.
Just two turntables and a fresh DJ.
"We Rock This Mic" by KJ-52
Misheard Lyrics:
We rock this mic in attempt to wake
Just to turn temples into house of praise
Just to turn temples into house of praise
Original Lyrics:
We rock this mic in a different way
Just two turntables and a fresh DJ
Just two turntables and a fresh DJ
"What About Now" by The Kry
Misheard Lyrics:
What about now, now that you farted
Original Lyrics:
What about now, now that you've heard it
"What Child Is This" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Haste, haste to bring him love
The babe, the son of Mary.
The babe, the son of Mary.
Original Lyrics:
Haste, haste to bring him laud
The babe, the son of Mary.
The babe, the son of Mary.
"Whatever It Takes" by Amy Grant
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna be Trudy, Trudy
Original Lyrics:
I wanna be true to you
"What Is This?" by Mary Mary
Misheard Lyrics:
Take my heart and make it better, Lord, Because I love you
You're my home, my lifeline source of everything.
You're my home, my lifeline source of everything.
Original Lyrics:
Take my heart and make me over, Lord
Because I love you
You're my soul, my life, my source of everything.
Because I love you
You're my soul, my life, my source of everything.
"When DC Talks" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
Talk's my tool my give to you
Alright Peter, spread the news.
Alright Peter, spread the news.
Original Lyrics:
Talk's my tool my gift to use
R-A-P to spread the news.
R-A-P to spread the news.
"When Did You Fall in Love with Me?" by Chris Rice
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a beautiful disguise
Original Lyrics:
It's a beautiful surprise
"When Mothers of Salem" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
When mothers of Salem
Their children bothered Jesus.
Their children bothered Jesus.
Original Lyrics:
When mothers of Salem
Their children brought to Jesus.
Their children brought to Jesus.
"When Mothers of Salem" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
When mothers went sailing
Their children brought to Jesus.
Their children brought to Jesus.
Original Lyrics:
When mothers of Salem
Their children brought to Jesus.
Their children brought to Jesus.
"When The Saints Go Marching In" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
When the sinks go marching in
Original Lyrics:
When the saints go marching in
"When the Saints Go Marching In" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
When the sinks go marching in
Original Lyrics:
When the saints go marching in
"Where Do You Hide Your Heart" by Amy Grant
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't you know,
that Jesus will not leave a smell
that Jesus will not leave a smell
Original Lyrics:
Don't you know,
that Jesus will not leave us now
that Jesus will not leave us now
"Which To Bury, Us Or The Hatchet" by Relient K
Misheard Lyrics:
I tried to hold your hand
But you'd rather hold your crotch.
But you'd rather hold your crotch.
Original Lyrics:
I tried to hold your hand
But you'd rather hold your grudge.
But you'd rather hold your grudge.
"Which To Bury, Us Or The Hatchet" by Relient K
Misheard Lyrics:
I tried to hold your hand
But you'd rather hold your crutch.
But you'd rather hold your crutch.
Original Lyrics:
I tried to hold your hand
But you'd rather hold your grudge.
But you'd rather hold your grudge.
"A Whisper And A Clamor" by Anberlin
Misheard Lyrics:
Clap your hands or eat children
Original Lyrics:
Clap your hands all ye children
"Whispers In The Dark" by Skillet
Misheard Lyrics:
Whisper me to die
Original Lyrics:
Whispers in the dark
"Whispers in the Dark" by Skillet
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn you to Guns N' Roses
Original Lyrics:
To turn your tears to roses
"White House (Do Your Own Time)" by Bride
Misheard Lyrics:
Crystal meth, kickin' the death
Original Lyrics:
Rest your neck, kick the deck.
"White House (Do Your Own Time)" by Bride
Misheard Lyrics:
Started with a mullet grown
Original Lyrics:
Started with a moan and groan
"Who's In The House" by Carman
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me who's in the house? (Jay-Z)
Original Lyrics:
Tell me who's in the house? (JC)
"Who?" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
As dangerous as a booger in your microwave
Original Lyrics:
Tender as a burger in your microwave
"Who?" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not following a God I can read about.
Original Lyrics:
I'm not following a God I can lead around.
"Who?" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
Tender as a booger in your microwave.
Original Lyrics:
Tender as a burger in your microwave.
"Who?" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
Tender as a booger in your microwave
Original Lyrics:
Tender as a burger in your microwave
"Witch's Invitation" by Carman
Misheard Lyrics:
I thought, "Man, drinkin' this stuff makes Davey a frog!"
Original Lyrics:
I thought, "Man, drink this stuff, next day you'll be a frog!"
"Witch's Invitation" by Carman
Misheard Lyrics:
Then, graciously, he handed me some stinging herbal tea
Original Lyrics:
Then, graciously, he handed me some steaming herbal tea
"With Hope" by Steven Curtis Chapman
Misheard Lyrics:
And we can breathe with hope
Cuz we believe with hope
Cuz we believe with hope
Original Lyrics:
And we can grieve with hope
Cuz we believe with hope
Cuz we believe with hope
"With the Angels" by Michelle Tumes
Misheard Lyrics:
Who wet the angels?
Original Lyrics:
I'm with the angels.
"Woo Hoo" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
Request the odor of your presence.
Original Lyrics:
Request the honor of your presence.
"Woo Hoo" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
Request the order of your praises.
Original Lyrics:
Request the honor of your presence.
"Woo Hoo" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
You've crossed the horizon or your buzzum.
Original Lyrics:
Request the honor of your presence.
"Word 2 The Father" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
We told you we ain't new to this
So jump on it like a harlot.
So jump on it like a harlot.
Original Lyrics:
We told you we ain't new to this
So jump on it like a hornet.
So jump on it like a hornet.
"Written On My Heart" by Plus One
Misheard Lyrics:
You gave me a dove
Lifted 'em up
Lifted 'em up
Original Lyrics:
You gave me your love
Lifted me up
Lifted me up
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