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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard christian lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"The Statler Brothers" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
We've known less days to sing God's grace
than when we first begun
Original Lyrics:
We've no less days to sing God's praise
Then when we'd first begun.
"You Are Holy" by Michael W. Smith
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a bully.
Original Lyrics:
You are holy.
"Lost The Plot" by The Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
You are my supply
Original Lyrics:
We have lost the plot
"I Need You" by Relient K
Misheard Lyrics:
I've dug up miles and miles of sin
Original Lyrics:
I've dug up miles and miles of sand
"Zero" by Hawk Nelson
Misheard Lyrics:
He was such a good example of a flavored fisherman
Original Lyrics:
He was such a good example of a favored future man
"You Are Holy" by Michael W. Smith
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a bully.
Original Lyrics:
You are holy.
"Rawkfist" by Thousand Foot Krutch
Misheard Lyrics:
now let me show you where we're coming from.
It don't stop from now until New York.
Original Lyrics:
Let me show ya where we're comin from,
it don't stop, from L.A. to New York.
"The Fad Of the Land" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
the trailers in the traffic jam
Original Lyrics:
Day traders in a traffic jam
"Our God Reigns" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
I.R.A.
Original Lyrics:
Our God reigns.
"Shine" by The Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
Nowhere to turn, you just ain't gonna learn
What's my line?
Original Lyrics:
With nowhere to turn, you ain´t gonna learn it
On "What´s My Line?"
"Shine" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
While the Army teach the poor origami
Original Lyrics:
Fire the Army, teach the poor orgami.
"Bringing In The Sheaves" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Brining in the Fleet
Original Lyrics:
Bringing in the sheaves.
"Kountry Gentleman" by Family Force 5
Misheard Lyrics:
Backfire, the muffin goes Ca-pow!
Original Lyrics:
Backfire, the muffler goes Ka-Plow!
"Days Of Elijah" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Half a chocolate cone
Original Lyrics:
At the trumpet call
"Larry's High Silk Hat" by Veggietales
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh hurry, Mr. Jollibee
Before my dapperness goes flat.
Original Lyrics:
Oh hurry, Mr. Trolley
Before my dapperness goes flat.
"On and On" by Kevin Max
Misheard Lyrics:
Oil and oil
She just keeps on frying.
Original Lyrics:
On and on
She just keeps on trying.
"Oh God, You Are My God" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh God, you are my God
And I will never praise you.
Original Lyrics:
Oh God, you are my God
And I will ever praise you.
"The Old, Rugged Cross" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
On a hill far away
Lies an old rubber cross.
Original Lyrics:
On a hill far away
Lies an old, rugged cross.
"Lamb of God" by Twila Paris
Misheard Lyrics:
Your only son; no sin too high.
Original Lyrics:
Your only son; no sin to hide.
"Set Me Free" by Casting Crowns
Misheard Lyrics:
Is anybody out there hearing me
Let me pee.
Original Lyrics:
Is anybody out there hearing me
Set me free.

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