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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard christian lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"Vapor" by Skillet
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a thief, I'm a vaper.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a beep, I'm a vapor.
"Jesus Friend of Sinners" by Casting Crowns
Misheard Lyrics:
I play God's saint with dirty hands and a heart divided
Original Lyrics:
A plank-eyed saint with dirty hands and a heart divided
"We Believe" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
So, Let our faith be more than ant farms
Original Lyrics:
So, let our faith be more than anthems
"For Future Generations" by 4Him
Misheard Lyrics:
I want compromise
Original Lyrics:
I won't compromise
"Awesome God" by Rich Mullins
Misheard Lyrics:
He rings from having a ball
Original Lyrics:
He reigns from Heaven above
"U Saved Me" by R. Kelly
Misheard Lyrics:
U shaved me
Original Lyrics:
U saved me
"Angels" by Amy Grant
Misheard Lyrics:
God has angels watching over me
Original Lyrics:
Got His angels watching over me
"3 Minute Song" by Josh Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
I must apologize, I have the heart of style
Finding something to define a God I just can't define
Original Lyrics:
I must apologize, I have the hardest time
Finding something to define a God I just can't define
"Butterfly Kisses" by Bob Carlisle
Misheard Lyrics:
Butterfly pisses
Original Lyrics:
Butterfly kisses
"He Lives" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
I saw a Christian savior
Original Lyrics:
I serve a risen savior
"Love Lifted Me" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Love lifted meven me.
Original Lyrics:
Love lofted even me.
"Jesus Loves the Little Children" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Red and yellow, black and white,
They are purple in his sight.
Original Lyrics:
Red and yellow, blck and white,
They are precious in his sight.
"Doxology" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
Praise God, from whom all blessings flow;
Praise Him, all creatures here below;
Praise Him above, ye heav’nly host;
Praise Father, Son, and Holy Goat! Amen.
Original Lyrics:
Praise God, from whom all blessings flow;
Praise Him, all creatures here below;
Praise Him above, ye heav’nly host;
Praise Father, Son, and Holy Ghost!
I like singing it "holy goat" when I'm not in church
"Taste and See" by James Moore, Jr.
Misheard Lyrics:
I will bless the Lord at all times.
His praise shall always be on my list.
Original Lyrics:
I will bless the Lord at all times.
His praise shall always be on my lips.
"Here I Am Lord" by Dan Schutte
Misheard Lyrics:
Either lord of sea and sky
Original Lyrics:
I the Lord of sea and sky
"The Voice of God" by Kathie Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
In his beauty underwear
When you're resting in your chair
Original Lyrics:
In his beauty everywhere
When you're resting in his care
"Up from the Grave He Arose" by hymns
Misheard Lyrics:
Low in the gravy lay, Jesus
Original Lyrics:
Lo, in the grave he lay, Jesus
"One Day at a Time" by Cristy Lane
Misheard Lyrics:
Monday at a time, sleep Jesus
Original Lyrics:
One day at a time, sweet Jesus
"Jesus Is Just Alright" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus is just a rat faced Heeb.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus is just alright with me.
"Terminator, Too" by Kathie Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
The devil's alliance will tear you apart.
Original Lyrics:
The devil's a lion who'll tear you apart.

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