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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard christian lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"Jesus Is Just Alright" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
Jesus is just a rat faced Heeb.
Original Lyrics:
Jesus is just alright with me.
"Terminator, Too" by Kathie Hill
Misheard Lyrics:
The devil's alliance will tear you apart.
Original Lyrics:
The devil's a lion who'll tear you apart.
"For the Sake of the Call" by Steven Curtis Chapman
Misheard Lyrics:
We were not Vanna at all
Original Lyrics:
We will abandon it all
Vanna refers to Vanna White, the famous "letter-turner" (and now "letter-toucher") on Wheel of Fortune.
"Friends" by Michael W. Smith
Misheard Lyrics:
And friends of friends forever
If the lonesome Lord of them
Original Lyrics:
And friends are friends forever
If the Lord's the Lord of them
"He's Got the Whole World in His Hands" by Laurie London
Misheard Lyrics:
He's got the whole world P.E. Sands
Original Lyrics:
He's got the whole world in His hands.
"If You Ain't in It" by Danny Gokey
Misheard Lyrics:
I want all that You want,
All that You've got.
For my hot dog too.
Original Lyrics:
I want all that You want,
All that You've got.
Point my heart toward You.
"You Raise Me Up" by Josh Groban
Misheard Lyrics:
You rinse it out
Original Lyrics:
You raise me up
"That Was Then, This Is Now" by Josh Wilson
Misheard Lyrics:
We've all gotten A's
Original Lyrics:
We've all got new names
"On Eagle's Wings" by Michael Joncas
Misheard Lyrics:
Yoo-hoo! Dwell in the shelter of the Lord.
Original Lyrics:
You who dwell in the shelter of the Lord
"Jonah Was a Prophet" by Veggietales
Misheard Lyrics:
Jonna was a profit, woo hoo! But she really never got it, happy but false!
Original Lyrics:
Jonah was a prophet, ooh ooh! But he really never got it, sad but true!
Wait, Is Jonna a profit?! A profit is money, not a person!
"How Can It Be" by Lauren Daigle
Misheard Lyrics:
You played my card
Original Lyrics:
You plead my cause
"Christ Is Risen" by Matt Maher
Misheard Lyrics:
Come away
Come away come and rise up from the grave
Original Lyrics:
Come awake
Come awake come and rise up from the grave
"When Did You Fall in Love with Me?" by Chris Rice
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a beautiful disguise
Original Lyrics:
It's a beautiful surprise
"The Great Divide" by Point of Grace
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a bridge across the Great Divide
Original Lyrics:
There's a bridge to cross the Great Divide
"For the Sake of the Call" by Steven Curtis Chapman
Misheard Lyrics:
We were a fan of it all
Original Lyrics:
We will abandon it all
"I Could Sing of Your Love Forever" by Delirious?
Misheard Lyrics:
I could sing of your luck forever
Original Lyrics:
I could sing of your love forever
"On My Knees" by Jaci Velasquez
Misheard Lyrics:
I get on my needs
Original Lyrics:
I get on my knees
"Angels We Have Heard on High" by Traditional
Misheard Lyrics:
eat at Chelsea's aye oh
Original Lyrics:
Gloria, in Excelsis Deo.
"Sing to the Lord Psalm 30" by Bob Carlisle, Russ Lee, Clay Crosse, et al.
Misheard Lyrics:
His Xanga lasts but for a moment
Original Lyrics:
His anger lasts but for a moment
"Stop Bitin'" by Grits
Misheard Lyrics:
Snot funny!
Original Lyrics:
Stop bitin'!

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