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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard christian lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"Misunderstood Man" by Cliff Richard
Misheard Lyrics:
His votives
Original Lyrics:
His motives
"Our God Reigns" by Phil Driscoll
Misheard Lyrics:
Food Lion!
Original Lyrics:
Full of Life!
The lyrics were, "Full of power! .... Full of life!" Phil Driscoll ad-libs it twice around the three-minute mark; but if you're not listening that closely, it sounds like he's putting in a 'plug' for the grocery-store chain. Originally released in 1983.
"Art in Me" by Jars of Clay
Misheard Lyrics:
See the yard in me
Original Lyrics:
See the art in me
"On My Knees" by Jaci Velasquez
Misheard Lyrics:
Almost standing where
Original Lyrics:
Almost anywhere
"The Great Divide" by Point of Grace
Misheard Lyrics:
His love is right
Original Lyrics:
His love is wide
"God is in Control" by Twila Paris
Misheard Lyrics:
Garbage in control
Original Lyrics:
God is in Control
"For the Sake of the Call" by Steven Curtis Chapman
Misheard Lyrics:
We weren't offended at all
Original Lyrics:
We will abandon it all
"Butterfly Kisses" by Bob Carlisle
Misheard Lyrics:
Still 16 today
Original Lyrics:
Sweet 16 today
"Friends" by Michael W. Smith
Misheard Lyrics:
And a friend, when I say never
Original Lyrics:
And a friend will not say never
"Awesome God" by Rich Mullins
Misheard Lyrics:
And the Lord wasn't choking
Original Lyrics:
And the Lord wasn't joking
"Sing Your Praise to the Lord" by Amy Grant
Misheard Lyrics:
Say, say, say
Original Lyrics:
Sing, sing, sing
"A Picture of Me (Without You)" by Lorrie Morgan
Misheard Lyrics:
And think of a turd with nobody praying
Original Lyrics:
And think of a church with nobody praying
"Shackles (Praise You)" by Mary Mary
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just watching Frasier
Original Lyrics:
I just want to praise you
"Jesus Freak" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
What would people think when they hear that I'm a feces creep?
Original Lyrics:
What would people think when they hear that I'm a Jesus Freak?
"Only Hope" by Caedmon's Call
Misheard Lyrics:
Depth of mercy, fast and free
Original Lyrics:
Depth of mercy, vast and free
"Spoken For" by MercyMe
Misheard Lyrics:
Shalom the risen Lord
Original Lyrics:
Child of the risen Lord
"El Shaddai" by Amy Grant
Misheard Lyrics:
As you died
Original Lyrics:
El Shaddai
"You Are My All in All" by Cedarmont Kids
Misheard Lyrics:
Taking my sin across my sheep
Rising away I bless your name
You are my all in all
Original Lyrics:
Taking my sin my cross my shame
Rising again I bless your name
You are my all in all
"Shackles (Praise You)" by Mary Mary
Misheard Lyrics:
Take the traction and the pizza, I can dance
Original Lyrics:
Take the shackles off my feet so I can dance
"Unstoppable God (per LyricsFind)" by Religious Music
Misheard Lyrics:
Here is Susie Brown to enlighten you.
Original Lyrics:
Fear is losing ground, to our hope in You
Church music these days is not what I'd imagined, but I should've known from Peter Bagge's cartoon essay on Christian Rock. It's a New Agey sort of Protestant church, a splinter of a schism of some denomination.

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