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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard christian lyrics that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

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"Face Down" by Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Misheard Lyrics:
Save your idle cat, save your idle cat!
He-Man loves her!
Original Lyrics:
Say you're right again, say you're right again
Heed my lecture.
"The Fad Of The Land" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a merry maid.
Original Lyrics:
I'm a marinade.
"The Fad Of The Land" by The Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm an early comer
Already going for a hummer.
Original Lyrics:
I'm an early comer
Bought a Gulf War Hummer.
"The Fad Of The Land" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
The trailers in the traffic jam
Original Lyrics:
Day traders in a traffic jam
"The Fad Of The Land" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
They got us living off the fat of the land.
or
They got us living off the fat of the lamb.
Original Lyrics:
They got us living off the fad o' the land.
"The Fad Of The Land" by The Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
They've got us living off the family land.
Original Lyrics:
They got us livin' off the fad o' the land.
"Faithful To Me" by Jennifer Knapp
Misheard Lyrics:
Not a girl like sounds to the waves.
Original Lyrics:
That have crumbled like sand 'neath the waves.
"Faith Of A Little Seed" by Big Tent Revival
Misheard Lyrics:
All you really need
Is the faith of a lint seed.
Original Lyrics:
All you really need
Is the faith of a little seed.
"Fighter" by Sheila Walsh
Misheard Lyrics:
God put a vitamin B
Original Lyrics:
God put a fighter in me
"Filled With Your Glory" by Starfield
Misheard Lyrics:
Angels and minotaurs
Original Lyrics:
Angels and men adore.
"Final Days" by DC Talk
Misheard Lyrics:
Making God as a man that rock and rolls.
Original Lyrics:
Making gods outta men that rock and roll.
"Fix My Eyes" by For King & Country
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd love like a lobster, give when it's not fair
Live life through another, take time for my brother.
Original Lyrics:
I'd love like I'm not scared, give when it's not fair
Live life for another, take time for a brother.
"Flood" by Jars Of Clay
Misheard Lyrics:
Get beat up
When I'm foggy.
Original Lyrics:
Lift me up
When I'm falling.
"Fly" by Larue
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe that speech will rest, beauty will fade away.
Original Lyrics:
I believe that picturesque beauty will fade away.
"For Annie" by Petra
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell her He can free her and her teddy bear.
Original Lyrics:
Tell her He can free her and her burdens bear.
"Forever Man" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
Gain use for the modern man
Original Lyrics:
Good news for the modern man
"Foreverman" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
Her I stand before every man.
Original Lyrics:
Here I stand the Foreverman.
"Foreverman" by Newsboys
Misheard Lyrics:
Here I stand the human hand.
Original Lyrics:
Here I stand, it's who I am.
"For Future Generations" by 4Him
Misheard Lyrics:
And I won't want it down my faith
Original Lyrics:
And I won't water down my faith
"For Future Generations" by 4Him
Misheard Lyrics:
I must be alive for future generations
Original Lyrics:
I must be a light for future generations
"For Future Generations" by 4him
Misheard Lyrics:
I must be alright for future generations
Original Lyrics:
I must be a light for future generations
"For Future Generations" by 4Him
Misheard Lyrics:
I want compromise
Original Lyrics:
I won't compromise
"For Future Generations" by 4Him
Misheard Lyrics:
Too many would be profits
Original Lyrics:
Too many would be prophets
"For the Sake of the Call" by Steven Curtis Chapman
Misheard Lyrics:
How some crazy Christian men
Original Lyrics:
How some crazy fishermen
"For the Sake of the Call" by Steven Curtis Chapman
Misheard Lyrics:
How some crazy pilsner beer
Original Lyrics:
How some crazy fishermen
"For the Sake of the Call" by Steven Curtis Chapman
Misheard Lyrics:
We were a fan of it all
Original Lyrics:
We will abandon it all
"For the Sake of the Call" by Steven Curtis Chapman
Misheard Lyrics:
We were not Vanna at all
Original Lyrics:
We will abandon it all
Vanna refers to Vanna White, the famous "letter-turner" (and now "letter-toucher") on Wheel of Fortune.
"For the Sake of the Call" by Steven Curtis Chapman
Misheard Lyrics:
We weren't offended at all
Original Lyrics:
We will abandon it all
"Forward Motion" by Relient K
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cuz forward motion is spelled the way it sounds.
Original Lyrics:
'Cuz forward motion is harder than it sounds.
"Forward Motion" by Relient K
Misheard Lyrics:
Taste the feet and brush my teeth.
Original Lyrics:
Taste defeat and brush my teeth.
"Forward Motion" by Relient K
Misheard Lyrics:
The taste of feat, then brush your teeth.
Original Lyrics:
To to taste defeat, then brush your teeth.
"Forward Motion" by Relient K
Misheard Lyrics:
To taste the feet that brush your teeth.
Original Lyrics:
To taste defeat, then brush my teeth.
"Frail" by Jars of Clay
Misheard Lyrics:
Death they'll never find
Original Lyrics:
Depth they'll never find
"Frank" by The W's
Misheard Lyrics:
Frank was a contractor in the afternoon
Original Lyrics:
Frank was a contractor. Is he after you?
"Friend of God" by Phillips, Craig, and Dean
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a friend of God
He calls me Fred.
Original Lyrics:
I am a friend of God
He calls me friend.
"Friends" by Michael W. Smith
Misheard Lyrics:
And a friend, when I say never
Original Lyrics:
And a friend will not say never
"Friends" by Michael W. Smith
Misheard Lyrics:
And friends of friends forever
If the lonesome Lord of them
Original Lyrics:
And friends are friends forever
If the Lord's the Lord of them
"Friends" by Michael W. Smith
Misheard Lyrics:
If the lawful Lord of them
Original Lyrics:
If the Lord's the Lord of them
"Friends" by Michael W. Smith
Misheard Lyrics:
Packing up the trees God planted
Original Lyrics:
Packing up the dreams God planted
"Friends" by Michael W. Smith
Misheard Lyrics:
Though it's herd to let me go
In the Father, sins we know
And a lifetime's not too long to bless as friends.
Original Lyrics:
Though it hard to let you go
In the Father's hands we know
That a lifetime's not too long to live as friends.
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