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Shania Twain's, "Man! I Feel Like A Woman"
The Funny Lyrics:
Man! I feel like a woman.
Why They're funny:
That's actually something to be thankful for. (I would love to hear a guy do a cover of this song. Would he title it "Woman! I Feel Like A Man"?)
Submitted by: Sienna
Shania Twain's, "Man! I Feel Like A Woman"
The Funny Lyrics:
Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy
Forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts, short skirts
Forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts, short skirts
Why They're funny:
Isn't that what being a lady is all about!?!?! Men's shirts and short skirts! How trendy!
Submitted by: Jessica
Shania Twain's, "That Don't Impress Me Much"
The Funny Lyrics:
Okay, so do you think you're Elvis or something?
Why They're funny:
This line, which is spoken near the end, always cracks me up everytime I hear it. Most likely due to the way she says it.
Submitted by: Suzanne
Shania Twain's, "That Don't Impress Me Much"
The Funny Lyrics:
Okay, so you're Brad Pitt.
That don't impress me much.
So you've got the looks, but have you got the touch?
Now now don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright,
but that won't keep me warm, in the middle of the night.
That don't impress me much.
That don't impress me much.
So you've got the looks, but have you got the touch?
Now now don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright,
but that won't keep me warm, in the middle of the night.
That don't impress me much.
Why They're funny:
I can't imagine why any woman would be swayed by somebody pretending to be Brad Pitt, but this is always good for a chuckle.
Submitted by: Celeste
Shania Twain's, "That Don't Impress Me Much"
The Funny Lyrics:
You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can't believe you kiss your car good-night
So come on baby tell me, you must be joking, Right?
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can't believe you kiss your car good-night
So come on baby tell me, you must be joking, Right?
Why They're funny:
I know people who are like that about their cars. Seems weird, though.
Submitted by: John Ferguson
Shania Twain's, "When"
The Funny Lyrics:
I'd love to wake up smiling, full of the joys of spring
And hear on CNN that Elvis lives again
And that John's back with the Beatles, and they're goin' out on tour
I'll be the first in line for tickets; gotta see that show for sure
And hear on CNN that Elvis lives again
And that John's back with the Beatles, and they're goin' out on tour
I'll be the first in line for tickets; gotta see that show for sure
Why They're funny:
There's something one doesn't see every day--a song that's about lost love but has some humor in it. I also like the opening line: 'If elephants could fly, I'd be a little more optimistic.'
Submitted by: E. Miller
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