I've known a few guys who made lotsa parodies
But you spew 'em out with great ease
You think you're a genius cuz you got plenty
To Hell with quality, it's quantity!
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you wrote 3000
That don't impress me much
So you wrote a lot, and don't think that's enough
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think that's alright
But that won't keep me laughin' all through the night
That don't impress me much

I never knew a guy who could follow grammar hard
And keep up with the pace
He makes sure we think of him funny and smart
'Cause Heaven forbid you miss a space

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you're a grammar God
That don't impress me much
So you got the words, but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But without humor, it's just a boring blight
That don't impress me much

You're one of those guys who overuses every meme
You make me sick, it's already been seen
I can't believe you still mock Twilight
C'mon baby tell me - you must be jokin', right?

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so y'know how to mock
That don't impress me much
So you got the jokes but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't make me laugh til I lose sight

That don't impress me much
You think you're fun, but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me laughin' through the long, dull, boring night
That don't impress me much

Okay, so what, you think you're Weird Al or something..?
Oo-Oh-Oh
That don't impress me much!

Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-No
Alright! Alright!

That don't impress me much!