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Song Parodies -> "You Don't Impress Me Much."

Original Song Title:

"That Don't Impress Me Much."

Original Performer:

Shania Twain.

Parody Song Title:

"You Don't Impress Me Much."

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Mel: *singing*
I've known a few friends who thought they could lighten me up.
But you've got a lot about me to learn before you can start.
You think you can win me with a hug.
Sorry, you don't know me.
No, no, not at all.

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're adorable.
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're a bear.
Okay, so you're Tug from Brother Bear.
That don't impress me much.

So you got the heart, but you need to learn.
Now don't get me wrong, you're pretty good.
But that won't entertain me on a lonely night.

That don't impress me much

Ah-huh, yeah yeah

I never knew a guy who had a thing for mud.
And had a crush on Ellie from Ice Age.
And all that goo that drips from your body.
Cause heaven forbid that you don't get dirty.
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're cuddly.
Oh-oo-oh, you think you think you're sweet.
Okay, so you're Simba.
That don't impress me much

I don't care if you're Gloria, or if you are Po.
A lovey-dovey type just really won't do, no no.
And your hugs don't mean a thing, not one little bit.
You don't impress me much.

You're one of those guys that thinks a massage can fix me.
And that i'm being grouchy, when it's really just me being me.
I can't believe that you'd think i'd buy that.
Make out with you again? You must be kidding, right?

Oh-oo-oh, you think you're the sweetest.
Oh-oo-oh, you think you're my kind of guy.
Okay, so you're good at hugs.
You don't impress me much.

You think you're a toon animal, that's cute.
But it's not my type, besides...I don't simp for talking animals.
Your bear love is cute but it won't entertain me tonight.
You don't impress me much.

Oh, you think you've got it takes to get good grades in my class.
But disobey me and you're out of here, you and your furry ass.
Now don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're sort of good.
But your ways don't impress me, not at all...not tonight.
You don't impress me much.

Ah-huh, yeah yeah
Okay, so what do you think, you're Sulley or something?
You don't impress me much.
Oh no
You don't impress me much.

Oh no
Yeah, woo!
Oh no, alright, alright
You're Baloo.
Manny from Ice Age, maybe?
Scooby Doo? Dum?

Whatever, nuh-uh
You don't impress me much.

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