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Song Parodies -> "The Scalded Nun"

Original Song Title:

"Still the One"

Original Performer:

Shania Twain

Parody Song Title:

"The Scalded Nun"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Little

The Lyrics

I do NOT advocate burning churches, I did this parody based off the misheard lyric, and it turned out very, very dark I'm sorry if this offends anyone
When I first saw you, I saw pain
And the first time they teased you, I felt something was up
And after all this time
You're still the one they blame, mmm, yeah

Looks like you did it
Look how far you’ve gone, you crazy?
You mighta took the wrong way
We knew you’d get there someday
They said, "I bet you’re gonna fake it"
But just look at the scalded nun
She’s burnt to cinder, so what went wrong?

You're still the one who burnt down
The church that I belong to
You're still the one locked up for life
(You're still the one)
You're still the one that I loathe
The one I have bad dreams of
You're still the one I tried to help

“I’m just a sinner,
Let’s burn the church together”
I told you not to listen
I do not think that’s very Christian

They said, “I bet you’re gonna fake it”
But just look at the scalded nun
She’s burnt to cinder, so what went wrong?

You're still the one that burnt down
The church that I belong to
You're still the one locked up for life
(You're still the one)
You're still the one that I loathe
The one I have bad dreams of
You're still the one I tried to help

You're still the one
Yeah (you're still the one)
You're still the one that burnt down
The church that I belong to
You're still the one locked up for life
(You're still the one)
You're still the one that I loathe
The one I have bad dreams of
You're still the one I tried to help

I can’t believe you did it,
Look how far you’ve gone, you’re crazy

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