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And I got a loofah burnin' in my eyes
And I got a new fire burnin' in my eyes
The cheapest sluts are killed by snakes.
The deepest cuts are healed by faith.
The deepest cuts are in my face
The deepest cuts are healed by faith.
So you're giving me the finger tonight.
So you're giving me the fever tonight.
You come on like a flame with your tuna clam chowder
You come on like a flame then you turn a cold shoulder
You come on like a flame, then you take a cold shower.
You come on like a flame, then you turn a cold shoulder.
I'd be playin' with Kyle
I'd be playin' with fire
I’m trying for more
I’m crying for more
Do you think summer/winter?
The invincible winner
Driving me and your father insane!
Downing me with your promises!
Drowning me in your promises,
get a net on sale
Drowning me in your promises,
better left unsaid
Heartbreaker, Brubaker
Heartbreaker, dream maker
The eclipse of a winter
The invincible winner
The effects of a winner
The invincible winner
The effects of a winter
The invincible winner
The events of a weiner
And you know that you're forlorn to me.
The invincible winner
And you know that you were born to be.
The events of a winner
The invincible winner
The events of a winner
The invincible winner
The events of a winner
The invincible winner
The invincible winter
The invincible winner
The invisible woman
The invincible winner
You will ride on a synth-er
To release my inner fantasy.
You're the right kind of sinner
To release my inner fantasy.
You're a ball breaker
You're a heartbreaker
You're a hamburger, cheeseburger.
You're a heartbreaker, dream maker.
You're a jawbreaker
You're a heartbreaker
You're a pop record
You're a heartbreaker
You're the right connoisseur
To release my inner fantasy.
You're the right kind of sinner
To release my inner fantasy.
You're the right kind of Fairmont
or
You're the right kind of skimmer
or
You're the right kind of singer
You're the right kind of sinner
Fairmont is a city in West Virginia. Fairmont is also a former model of a Ford vehicle.
You're the right kind of demon
To redeem my inner fantasy.
You're the right kind of sinner
To release my inner fantasy.
You're the right kind of singer to release my inter fantasy
You're the right kind of sinner to release my inner fantasy
You're the right kind of swinger
To release my inner dependences.
You're the right kind of sinner
To release my inner fantasy.
You’re a jawbreaker
You’re a heartbreaker
the "epits" of a winner (short for epitome)
The invincible winner
I guess I'm deaf
"Hell Is For Children" (MP3)
Havin some children
Hell is for children
"Hell Is For Children" (MP3)
Hell is four (4) children
Hell is for children
"Hell Is For Children" (MP3)
Help the children.
Hell is for children
Children are not commodities. They must develop and grow free in happiness.
"Hell Is For Children" (MP3)
Help the children
Hell is for children
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Before I put another notch in my love stick case
Before I put another notch in my lipstick case
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (MP3)
For breakin' little hearts like you wanted me
For breakin' little hearts like the one in me
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (MP3)
For breaking little hearts like a wannabe
For breaking little hearts like the one in me.
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (MP3)
For breaking little hearts like you wanted me.
For breaking little hearts like the one in me.
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Heather and the Pet Shop
Hit me with your best shot.
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Heavy with affection
Hit me with your best shot.
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Heavyweight affection
Hit me with your best shot.
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Hit me with a pork chop.
Hit me with your best shot.
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Hit me with a wet snot.
Hit me with your best shot.
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Hit me with your dust mop
or
Hit me with a wet sock
or
Hit me with a wet sock
Hit me with your best shot
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Hit me with affection.
Hit me with your best shot.
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Hit me with confession.
Hit me with your best shot.
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Hit me with perfection
Hit me with your best shot.
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Hit me with some pig s***.
Hit me with your best shot.
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Hit me with your Bishop
Fly me away!
Hit me with your best shot
Fire away!
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Hit me with your best shark.
Hit me with your best shot.
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Hit me with your dick snot
Hit me with your best shot
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Hit me with your loin cloth.
or
Hit me with a tree sloth.
or
Hit me with your dish cloth.
Hit me with your best shot.
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Hit me with your pension
Fire away!
Hit me with your best shot
Fire away!
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Hit me with your pet shark
Hit me with your best shot
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Hit me with your pet shop.
Hit me with your best shot.
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Hitler is my Pet Shark
or
Hitler is a best shot
Hit me with your best shot
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (MP3)
I get right back on my feet every day.
I get right back on my feet again.
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Now his dinosaur is vain
Knock me down it's all in vain
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Of breaking little hearts,
like you wanted me
Of breaking little hearts,
like the one in me
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Stick me with the wet spot!
Hit me with your best shot.
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (MP3)
You come on with a come on, you go by bear.
You come on with a come-on, you don't fight fair.
"Hit Me With Your Best Shot" (MP3)
You're a real tough cookie with a hysterectomy.
You're a real tough cookie with a long history.
"Hit Me with Your Best Shot." (MP3)
Hit me with your pet shark
Hit me with your best shot
"Hit Me with Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Buyer beware
Fire away
"Hit Me with Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Buyer beware
Fire away
"Hit Me with Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Far away
Fire away
"Hit Me with Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Gimme your best shot
Far and away
Hit me with your best shot
Fire away
"Hit Me with Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Hit me with your benchmark
Hit me with your best shot.
"Hit Me with Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Pretty little Baby Shark
Hit me with your best shot
Did she predict the future of Pinkfong?
"Hit Me with Your Best Shot" (MP3)
Put out those hors d'oeuvres, but don't just do it
Put up you dukes, let's get down to it
"Hit Me with Your Best Shot" (MP3)
You don't fight faith
or
You don't fight fate
You don't fight fair
"Hit Me with Your Best Shot" (MP3)
You're a real tough cookie with a long mystery
You're a real tough cookie with a long history
It's a bulldog fight situation
It's a do or die situation
It's a suicide situation
It's a do or die situation
Listen to our dire situation
It's a do-or-die situation
This bloody world remains a mystery
This bloody road remains a mystery
We cannot fall to the innocent
Stand up and face the anime
It's a dual dial situation
We will be invisible.
We can't afford to be innocent
Stand up and face the enemy
It's a do or die situation
We will be invincible.
We cannot fight to be innocent.
We can't afford to be innocent.
We will be invisible
We will be invincible
"Love Is A Battlefield" (MP3)
Love is a bathysphere
Love is a battlefield.
"Love Is A Battlefield" (MP3)
Love is a better feel.
Love is a battlefield.
"Love Is A Battlefield" (MP3)
Love is a butterfield.
Love is a battlefield.
"Love Is A Battlefield" (MP3)
Love is a cattlefield
Love is a battlefield
"Love Is A Battlefield" (MP3)
Love is a centipede.
Love is a battlefield.
"Love Is A Battlefield" (MP3)
Love is a fantasy.
Love is a battlefield.
"Love Is A Battlefield" (MP3)
Love is a fennel seed.
Love is a battlefield.
"Love Is A Battlefield" (MP3)
Love is a ferris wheel.
Love is a battlefield.
"Love Is A Battlefield" (MP3)
Love is a panty shield.
Love is a battlefield.
"Love Is A Battlefield" (MP3)
Love is a pineapple.
Love is a battlefield.
"Love Is A Battlefield" (MP3)
Love is a trophy
Love is a battlefield
"Love Is A Battlefield" (MP3)
No one can tell us where to roam.
or
No one can tell us right or wrong.
No one can tell us we're wrong.
"Love Is A Battlefield" (MP3)
Octopus glowing
Love is a battle field.
or
Your knickers are showing
Smelling like orange peel.
Both of us knowing
Love is a battlefield.
"Love Is A Battlefield" (MP3)
Octopus glowing
Love is a battle field.
Both of us knowing
Love is a battlefield.
"Love Is A Battlefield" (MP3)
On the first snowing
Both of us knowing
"Love Is A Battlefield" (MP3)
We are scum
We are strong
"Love Is A Battlefield" (MP3)
We are stars
No one can tell us we're old.
We are strong
No one can tell us we're wrong.
"Love Is A Battlefield" (MP3)
We are yours
Heartache to heartache we stand.
We are young
Heartache to heartache we stand.
"Love Is a Battlefield" (MP3)
Both of us know it
Love is a battlefield
Both of us knowing
Love is a battlefield.
"Love Is a Battlefield" (MP3)
Both of us love it
Both of us know it
"Love Is a Battlefield" (MP3)
Don't we just know it?
Both of us know it
"Love Is a Battlefield" (MP3)
Don’t we just know it?
Both of us know it
"Love Is a Battlefield" (MP3)
For the first knowing
Both of us knowing
"Love Is a Battlefield" (MP3)
Love is a felony
Love is a battlefield.
"Love Is a Battlefield" (MP3)
No one can tell a squirrel.
No one can tell us we're wrong.
"Love Is a Battlefield" (MP3)
Party to party
Heartache to heartache
"Love Is a Battlefield" (MP3)
Searching our hearts for some love
Searching our hearts for so long
"Love Is a Battlefield" (MP3)
We are one
We are young
"Love Is a Battlefield" (MP3)
We are straw
We are strong
"Love Is a Battlefield" (MP3)
We are struck
We are strong
"Love Is a Battlefield" (MP3)
We are stuck
We are strong
"Love Is a Battlefield" (MP3)
We are yours
We are young
"Love is a Battlefield" (MP3)
For the first moment
Both of us know it
"Middle of the Road"
I'm Standing in the middle of life with my pants behind me.
I'm standing in the middle of life with my past behind me.
"Middle of the Road"
I'm not the can I used to be
I'm not the kind I used to be
This heart will tremble.
This hard road traveled on.
We are the people of the heart rate.
We are the people of the hard rain.
All that I remember about the days and nights of September is the messy and the whine.
All that I remember 'bout those days in that September is the merci and the whine.
Can't we all maybe stop it?
Count me out! Baby, stop it!
"Promises In The Dark" (MP3)
And if taken was gone and get done
You'd decide where it went.
And if takin' was gonna get done
You'd decide where and when.
"Promises In The Dark" (MP3)
So you pull up your dog.
So you put up your guard.
No news at six and eleven.
Stop using sex as a weapon.
Whose face could wih an amount of twisting.
With looks that could kill and a mind that's twisted.
You know you're already in my obsession
or
You know you're already in my confession
or
You know you're already in my protection.
You know you're already my obsession.
"Shadows Of The Night" (MP3)
Hands on my heart but baby don't look back.
Ransom my heart but baby don't look back.
"Shadows Of The Night" (MP3)
Surrender all your dreams to me tonight
We'll come screw in the end.
Surrender all your dreams to me tonight
They'll come true in the end.
"Shadows Of The Night" (MP3)
We're riding with our saddles on tonight.
We're running with the shadows of the night.
"Shadows Of The Night" (MP3)
We're running with our sandals on too tight.
We're running with the shadows of the night.
"Shadows Of The Night" (MP3)
We're running with the saddles off tonight.
We're running with the shadows of the night.
"Shadows of the Night" (MP3)
So render all your dreams to me tonight
They'll come true in the air
Surrender all your dreams to me tonight
They'll come true in the end
"Shadows of the Night" (MP3)
Surrender all the beans to me tonight 'cause there's too many elves
Surrender all your dreams to me tonight they'll come true in the end
"Shadows of the Night" (MP3)
They'll come to in the end
They'll come true in the end
"Shadows of the Night" (MP3)
They'll come to the NBA
They'll come true in the end
"Shadows of the Night" (MP3)
They'll come true in the air
They'll come true in the end
"Shadows of the Night" (MP3)
We're running with the shovels overnight
We're running with the shadows of the night
"Take It Anyway You Want It"
But I don't think you want to bottle me.
But I don't think you want to bother me.
Don't wanna be no mother, don't want no sex
oh mama save me before it's too late
Don't wanna be no martyr you know I'm no saint
oh my my baby before it's too late
Keep rockin', Pat.
The one that you count on is said to be high.
The one that you count on has left you behind.
"Tuff Life"
You race your Mercedes Benz through the pub after midnight.
You race your Mercedes Benz through the park after midnight.
Clear your mind and do you best to try and watch the palace gleam.
Clear your mind and do your best to try and wash the palette clean.
Do we just start to fight?
Do we distort the facts?
Don't wanna leave you really, I've wasted too much time.
Don't wanna leave you really, I've invested too much time.
Don't want to leave you reeling
I've invested too much time.
Don't want to leave you really
I've invested too much time.
Have we become a habit, do we just tore the fax?
Have we become a habit, do we distort the facts?
Have we become a heaven?
Have we become a habit?
I wanna leave you really
I've wasted too much time
Don't wanna leave you really
I've invested too much time
Maybe I just wouldn't know what to do with my friends anyway
Maybe I just wouldn't know what to do with my strength anyway
Maybe I just wouldn't know what to do with nice friends anyway
Maybe I just wouldn't know what to do with my strength anyway
Now there's no booking for you
Now there's no looking forward
The words are for better
For worse or for better
The words are more better.
For worse or for better.
Wash the valley clean.
or
Watch the valley leave.
Wash the palette clean.
Watch the family
Wash the palette clean
Watch the pallid gleam
Wash the palette clean
We all love Liquid-Plumr
We belong to the thunder
We belong to the Knight,
We belong to the butler
We belong to the night,
We belong to the thunder
We belong to the cover
We belong to the thunder
We belong to the light, we belong to the Father.
We belong to the light, we belong to the thunder.
We belong to the light,
We belong to the father
We belong to the night,
We belong to the thunder
We belong to the light
We belong to the father
We belong to the light
We belong to the thunder
We belong to the sound of the words
Of football and under.
We belong to the sound of the words
We've both fallen under.
We belong to the sound of the world
We both won an Oscar.
We belong to sound of the words
We've both fallen under.
Whatever we deny on embrace for once or for better
Whatever we deny or embrace for worse or for better
Whenever it's tonight on our braids
Whenever we deny or embrace
Whenever we derive or replace
Whenever we deny or embrace
Whenever we, tonight we embrace
Whenever we deny or embrace
You cut my fingers to the bone
You cut my feelings to the bone
We belong to the life
We belong to the partner
or
You're the love of my life
You're the life of the party
or
You're the love of my life
You're the life of the party
We belong to the light
We belong to the thunder
Believe, my love.
We live for love.
Dee did for love
We live for love
Feeling tired
We live for love
I know that love is only just one inch away from j***in' off.
I know that love is only just one inch away, from striking us.
E.T. phone home
We live for love