Though it’s a mugshot that’s good to see
It creeps me out like you wouldn’t believe
It’s the hate of the man that makes me trip
Such hate in the eyes, it makes me shit

Though i’m elated by Blump’s mugshot
I’m also freaked out by Clump’s mugshot
I’m creeped out by Dump’s mugshot
and his demonic face

He looks like someone heading for electric chair
It’s freaky to see that fearful stare
Though knocked down, he’s still so vain
Can the monster rise to his feet again?

Though i’m elated by Frump’s mugshot
I’m also freaked out by Grump’s mugshot
I’m creeped out by Lump’s mugshot
Damn his demonic face

Remember reading ‘bout the AntiChrist from history
Using dark charisma to create some peace
Then a few years later, the peace deal he breaks
That’s the sort of thing i see in his face

Though i’m elated by Mump’s mugshot
I’m also freaked out by Plump’s mugshot
I’m creeped out by Rump’s mugshot
and his demonic face

Though i’m elated by Slump’s mugshot
I’m also freaked out by Trump’s mugshot
I’m creeped out by Wump’s mugshot
Damn his demonic face