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Song Parodies -> "Ship Him To The Hague Dock"

Original Song Title:

"Hit Me With Your Best Shot"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Pat Benatar

Parody Song Title:

"Ship Him To The Hague Dock"

Parody Written by:

VU

The Lyrics

He’s a real thug Cossack, genocide in his genes
He breaks Ukraine apart using murder teams
To humanity, he says, “Screw it!”
Putin’s got stooges that will do it

Hit civilians with shots
Civilians and children hit with shots
Hitting children with shots
Fire away!

A scumbag with a scum gang
That don’t fight fair
Murder for the Russian bear
Knocked some out did brave Ukraine
With good fortune their country they’ll regain.

Hit civilians a lot
Civilians and children hit a lot
Hitting children with shots
Fire away!

He’s a real thug Cossack, genocide in his genes
He breaks Ukraine apart as he creams his jeans
To humanity, he says, “Screw it!”
Putin’s got stooges that will do it

Ship him to The Hague dock
To die after he’s in The Hague dock
Rip him from a cell block
Fire away!!

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