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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Meat Loaf that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 234 misheard song lyrics for Meat Loaf on amIright currently.

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"(I'd Do Anything for Love) But I Won't Do That" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I get too hard
Original Lyrics:
If I get too hot
"Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if my saddle is all that survives
Original Lyrics:
And if my shadow is all that survives
"Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the tickle on the bum you can't take back
Original Lyrics:
I'm the ticker on the bomb you can't turn back
"Bad For Good"
Misheard Lyrics:
The sea is up in the sky
The sky is up in the sea
Original Lyrics:
The sea is whipping the sky
The sky is whipping the sea
"Bat Out Of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A Cilla Black fan on a bike
Original Lyrics:
A silver black phantom bike
"Bat Out Of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I never saw that sod of turf 'till it was way too late.
Original Lyrics:
And I never saw that sudden curve 'till it was way too late.
"Bat Out Of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I never saw that sod of turf 'till it was way too late
Original Lyrics:
And I never saw that sudden curve 'till it was way too late
"Bat Out Of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I never saw that sudden turf 'til it was way too late.
Original Lyrics:
And I never saw that sudden curve 'til it was way too late.
"Bat Out Of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I never saw the sign by (the) church
'Til it was way too late.
Original Lyrics:
And I never saw that sudden curve
'Til it was way too late.
"Bat Out Of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I never saw the sign occur
'Til it was way too late.
Original Lyrics:
And I never saw that sudden curve
'Til it was way too late.
"Bat Out Of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I never saw the sign of a curve 'till it was way too late.
Original Lyrics:
And I never saw that sudden curve 'till it was way too late.
"Bat Out Of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I never see the sign and turn 'till it's way too late
Original Lyrics:
And I never saw the sudden curve 'till it's way too late
"Bat Out Of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I never see the slow down turn 'til it's way too late
Original Lyrics:
And I never see the sudden curve 'til it's way too late
"Bat Out Of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I never see the sodding curb
'Till it's way too late.
Original Lyrics:
And I never seen the sudden curve
'Til it's way too late.
"Bat Out Of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I never see the sunlight come till it's way too late
Original Lyrics:
And I never see the sudden curve until it's way too late
"Bat Out Of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I never seen the son of Bill
Til' it's way too late.
Original Lyrics:
I've never seen the sudden curve
'Til it's way too late.
"Bat Out Of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I think somebody somewhere must have told Annabell.
Original Lyrics:
And I think somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell.
"Bat Out Of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'd never seen a sinner turn 'till it's way too late.
Original Lyrics:
And I've never seen the sudden curve 'till it's way too late.
"Bat Out Of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And a b**** who ain't none so bright.
Original Lyrics:
And a blade shining oh so bright.
"Bat Out Of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Born all twisted at the foot of a burning barn.
Original Lyrics:
I'm torn and twisted at the foot of the burning bike.
"Bat Out Of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna hit the highway like a battering ram,
I'm a Cilla Black fan on a bike
Original Lyrics:
Gonna hit the highway like a battering ram
on a silver black phantom bike
"Bat Out Of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see my frill caring up the ho
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I can see myself tearing up the road
"Bat Out Of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was tearin' at the hole faster
Than any other boy has ever done.
Original Lyrics:
I was tearin' up the road faster
Than any other boy has ever gone.
"Bat Out Of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a Cilla Black fan, I'm bi
Original Lyrics:
On a silver-black phantom bike
"Bat Out Of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gona hit the highway like a battering ram
I'm a Cilla Black fan on a bike
Original Lyrics:
I'm gona hit the highway like a battering ram
on a silver black phantom bike
"Bat Out Of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram
I'm a Cilla Black fan on a bike.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram
On a silver black phantom bike.
"Bat Out Of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram,
like a Cilla Black fan on bike
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram,
like a silver black phantom bike
"Bat Out Of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram
Or a Cilla Black fan on a bike.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram
On a silver black phantom bike.
"Bat Out Of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram
And a Cilla Black fan on a bike.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram
On a silver black phantom bike.
"Bat Out Of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram
Like a Cilla Black fan on bike.
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram
On a silver black phantom bike.
"Bat Out Of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm torn and twisted at the foot of the Berlin wall.
Original Lyrics:
I'm torn and twisted at the foot of the burning bike.
"Bat Out Of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've never seen the son of turds 'til it's way too late
Original Lyrics:
I've never seen the sudden curve 'til it's way too late
"Bat Out Of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a Cilla Black fan on a bike.
Original Lyrics:
On a silver black phantom bike.
"Bat Out Of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a bat out of Wuhan
I'll be scoffed when the morning comes
Original Lyrics:
Like a bat out of hell
I'll be gone when the morning comes
"Bat Out Of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a bat out of hell
I'll be gone when the money comes
Original Lyrics:
Like a bat out of hell
I'll be gone when the morning comes
"Bat Out Of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a battery hen, I'll be gone when the mornin' comes.
Original Lyrics:
Like a bat out of Hell, I'll be gone when the morning comes.
"Bat Out Of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a battery hen,
I'll be gone when the morning comes
Original Lyrics:
Like a bat out of Hell,
I'll be gone when the morning comes
"Bat Out Of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I swear
I saw a young boy
Down in the gutter
He was styrofoam in the heat.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I swear
I saw a young boy
Down in the gutter
He was starting to foam in the heat.
"Bat Out Of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pure and the gunner on the right.
Original Lyrics:
Pure and good and right
"Bat Out Of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So if I've gotta be dance
You know I wanna be dancin'
Dancin' to the nightly news.
Original Lyrics:
So if I've gotta be damned
You know I wanna be damned
Dancin' through the night with you.
"Bat Out Of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then I'm down at the bottom of a pit in the blazing sun.
Original Lyrics:
Then I'm dying at the bottom of a pit in the blazing sun.
"Bat Out Of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Then like a sinner before the gates of Heaven I'll give Omicron back to you
Original Lyrics:
Then like a sinner before the gates of Heaven I'll come crawling on back to you
"Bat Out Of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the Mennan is hot, and the engine is cold, and I'm hoggin' up the seat all night
Original Lyrics:
When the metal is hot and the engine is hungry and we're all about to see the light
"Bat Out Of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the metal is hot and the engine is hung
And we're all about to see the night.
Original Lyrics:
When the metal is hot and the engine is hungry
And we're all about to see the light.
"Bat Out Of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When the metal is hot and the engine is hungry
And I know I'll never sleep all night
Original Lyrics:
When the metal is hot and the engine is hungry
And we're all about to see the light
"Bat Out Of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
and I never saw the sodding curve til it was way too late
Original Lyrics:
And I never saw that sudden curve 'til it was way too late.
"Bat Out of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A Cilla black fan on ice
Original Lyrics:
A silver black phantom bike
"Bat Out of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I never saw that Sunoco 'til it was way too late.
Original Lyrics:
And I never saw that sudden curve till it was way too late.
"Bat Out of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I never saw the "side on" curve till it was way too late
Original Lyrics:
And I've never seen the sudden curve till it's way too late.
"Bat Out of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I never see the side of the curb til it's way to late
Original Lyrics:
I've never seen the sudden curve
'Til it's way too late.
"Bat Out of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I never see the sight of her till it's way too late
Original Lyrics:
And I never see the sudden curve till it's way too late
"Bat Out of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Before the final quack of ducks
Original Lyrics:
Before the final crack of dawn
"Bat Out of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cilla Black phantom bike
Original Lyrics:
A silver black phantom bike
"Bat Out of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a Cilla Black fan almighty
Original Lyrics:
A silver black phantom bike
"Bat Out of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a Cilla Black fan gone by
Original Lyrics:
A silver black phantom bike
"Bat Out of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a Cilla Black fan on ice
Original Lyrics:
A silver black phantom bike
"Bat Out of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram
Gonna set a black fan on fire
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram
On a silver-black phantom bike
"Bat Out of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing ever grows in this rotten old hole
And everything is runnin' at a loss
Original Lyrics:
Nothing ever grows in this rotting old hole
And everything is stunted and lost
"Bat Out of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh and down in the tunnel where the deadly arise
I know I swear I saw a young boy down in the gutter
Original Lyrics:
Oh and down in the tunnel where the deadly are rising
Oh, I swear I saw a young boy down in the gutter
"Bat Out of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh and down in the tunnel with the deadly horizon
Original Lyrics:
Oh and down in the tunnel where the deadly are rising
"Bat Out of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, I can see myself tearing at the road
Faster than any other boy has ever gone
And my skin is raw, but my soul is rife
And no one's gonna stop me now
I'm gonna make my stake
Original Lyrics:
Oh, I can see myself tearing up the road
Faster than any other boy has ever gone
And my skin is raw, but my soul is ripe
And no one's gonna stop me now
I'm gonna make my escape
"Bat Out of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The silence is screaming
Original Lyrics:
The sirens are screaming
"Bat Out of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The sirens are screaming and the farts are howling way down in the valley tonight
Original Lyrics:
The sirens are screaming and the fires are howling way down in the valley tonight
"Bat Out of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a man in the shadows with the gum in his eye
Original Lyrics:
There's a man in the shadows with a gun in his eye
"Bat Out of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Torn and twisted at the foot of a burning barn,
And I think somebody somewhere must be talking to me
Original Lyrics:
Torn and twisted at the foot of a burning bike,
And I think somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell
"Bat Out of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Way down in the bayou tonight
Original Lyrics:
Way down in the valley tonight
"Bat Out of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Way down in the volume tonight
or
Way down in the ballet tonight
or
Way down in L.A. tonight
Original Lyrics:
Way down in the valley tonight
"Bat Out of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I can see myself tearin' at the road, faster
Than any other boy has ever gone
Original Lyrics:
Well I can see myself tearing up the road, faster
Than any other boy has ever gone
"Bat out of Hell" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I think somebody somewhere must be taunting a bear
Original Lyrics:
And I think somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell
"Dead Ringer For Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ever since I can remember
You were hanging round the doorway
Original Lyrics:
Ever since I can remember
You were hanging round this joint
"Dead Ringer For Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ever since I can remember
You've been hanging round with George.
Original Lyrics:
Ever since I can remember
you been hanging 'round this joint.
"Dead Ringer For Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock and roll Hebrew
Original Lyrics:
Rock 'n' roll and brew
"Dead Ringer For Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock and roll and Roo
Original Lyrics:
Rock 'n' roll and brew
"Dead Ringer for Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
F*ck you on a cruise
Original Lyrics:
Rock 'n' Roll and brew
"Dead Ringer for Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't have to answer to your weather report
Original Lyrics:
I don't have to listen to your whimpering talk
"Dead Ringer for Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don’t have to listen to you one more a talk!
Original Lyrics:
I don’t have to listen to your whimpering talk!
"Dead Ringer for Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a call
Original Lyrics:
I need a car
"Dead Ringer for Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock 'n' Roll and prude
Original Lyrics:
Rock 'n' Roll and brew
"Dead Ringer for Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Rock`n Roll and gruel
Original Lyrics:
Rock`n`Roll and brew
"Dead Ringer for Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got the kind of mind that does everything
Original Lyrics:
You got the kind of mind that does less than think
"Dead Ringer for Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You’ve got a lotta nerve to call on the queen!
Original Lyrics:
You’ve got a lotta nerve to come on to me!
"Everything Louder Than Everything Else" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I don't give a damn about the life of any pet
Original Lyrics:
And I don't give a damn about my lack of etiquette
"Everything Louder Than Everything Else" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I don't give a damn about the life of any pet
Original Lyrics:
And I don't give a damn about my lack of etiquette
"Everything Louder Than Everything Else" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Throw away those stupid suits
Original Lyrics:
Throw away those two bit suits
"For Crying Out Loud" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can't you see my baby has bursted apart?
Original Lyrics:
Can't you see my faded Levis bursting apart?
"For Crying Out Loud" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
For taking in the sun when I'm feeling so cold
For giving me a job when my body is old
Original Lyrics:
For taking in the sun when I'm feeling so cold
For giving me a child when my body is old
"For Crying Out Loud" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Open up the sky
Like the planetary love shampoo.
Original Lyrics:
Open up the sky
And let the planet that I love shine through.
"For Crying Out Loud" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Open up the sky
And let the palisade of love shine through.
Original Lyrics:
Open up the sky
And let the planet that I love shine through.
"For Crying Out Loud" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Open up the sky
Let the bloody daddy love shine through.
Original Lyrics:
Open up the sky
And let the planet that I love shine through.
"Heaven Can Wait" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me all of your plasticine and
I'll turn the night into the skylight of day
Original Lyrics:
Give me all of your prayers to sing and
I'll turn the night into the skylight of day
"Heaven Can Wait" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Give me all of your plasticine and I’ll turn the night into the starlight of day
Original Lyrics:
Give me all of your prayers to sing and I’ll turn the night into the skylight of day.
"Heaven Can Wait" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a tasty pair of dice.
Original Lyrics:
I've got a taste of paradise.
"Hot Patootie"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a teenaged vegetable
Sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll.
Original Lyrics:
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock 'n' roll.
"Hot Patootie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Opportunity, bless my soul
Original Lyrics:
Hot Patootie, bless my soul
"Hot Patootie"
Misheard Lyrics:
Papa Judy, bless mah soul.
Original Lyrics:
Hot Patootie, bless my soul.
It's from Rocky Horror.
"I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll take a valiant seal back
Original Lyrics:
And I'll take a vow and seal a pact
"I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And some nights you're coughing ice
Original Lyrics:
And sometimes you're carved in ice
"I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And sometimes you can't get nice
Original Lyrics:
And sometimes you're carved in ice
"I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And sometimes you're coughin' ice.
Original Lyrics:
And sometimes you're carved in ice.
"I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And sometimes you're parking nice
Original Lyrics:
And sometimes you're carved in ice
"I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as the butter's churning
Original Lyrics:
As long as the fire's burning
"I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'll never stop dreaming of a ewe every night of my life.
Original Lyrics:
But I'll never stop dreaming of you every night of my life.
"I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you make it all you little @**hole?
Original Lyrics:
Can you make it all a litte less old?
"I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Colorize my world
Original Lyrics:
Cauterize my wound
"I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know the terror to be wrapped around
Original Lyrics:
I know the territory, I've been around
"I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I would do anything for lunch.
Original Lyrics:
I would do anything for love.
"I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all a pile of crap to me.
Original Lyrics:
That's all I'm qualified to be.
"I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Saxon drums and Rotten Row
Original Lyrics:
Sex and drums and rock 'n' roll
"I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex and drugs and rock 'n roll
Original Lyrics:
Sax and drums and rock 'n roll
"I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sex im Klo und Rock'n'Roll
Original Lyrics:
Sex and drums and rock 'n' roll
'Sex im Klo und Rock'n'Roll' is German for 'Sex in the toilet, and rock 'n' roll'.
"I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Will you hold me down in holy water if I get too hot?
Original Lyrics:
Will you hose me down with holy water if I get too hot?
"I'd Do Anything For Love, But I Won't Do That" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some nights you're breathing fire
And some nights you're hot and nice.
Original Lyrics:
Some nights you're breathing fire
And some nights you're carved in ice.
"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause we've been too lewd on a midsummer night swing
Original Lyrics:
A brief interlude, a midsummer night fling
"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
A cheddar burrito
Original Lyrics:
You better believe it
"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll take a bow and seal a pack
Original Lyrics:
And I'll take a vow and seal a pact
"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And maybe I'm lonely, that's all a pile, a pile of peas
Original Lyrics:
And maybe I'm lonely, that's all I'm qualified to be
"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And some nights you're puking ice
Original Lyrics:
And some nights you're carved in ice
"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And some nights you're talking nice
Original Lyrics:
And some nights you're carved in ice
"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Anything you've been thinking of
Original Lyrics:
Anything you've been dreaming of
"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as the farts are burning
OR
As long as the plows are burning
Original Lyrics:
As long as the fires are burning
"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as the flames are burning
Original Lyrics:
As long as the planets are turning
"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as the stars of Berlin
Original Lyrics:
As long as the stars are burning
"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as your dreams are cut in two
(Later)
As long as your prayers are cut in two
Original Lyrics:
As long as your dreams are coming true
(Later)
As long as your prayers are coming true
"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as your dreams are cut in two
As long as your prayers are cut in two
Original Lyrics:
As long as your dreams are coming true
As long as your prayers are coming true
"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'll never stop dreaming of a ewe
Every night of my life.
Original Lyrics:
But I'll never stop dreaming of you every night of my life.
"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you make it all you little a**hole?
Original Lyrics:
Can you make it all a little less old?
"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know the telephony
Original Lyrics:
I know the territory
"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you can see me, no-one else can see me now but you
Original Lyrics:
I know you can save me, no-one else can save me now but you
"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you can see me,
No-one else can see me now but you
Original Lyrics:
I know you can save me,
No-one else can save me now but you
"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I would do anything for love, if a lady you were not so fat
Original Lyrics:
I would do anything for love, I'd never lie to you and that's a fact
"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I get too hard
Original Lyrics:
If I get too hot
"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's better in England
Original Lyrics:
You better believe it
"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some nights you're breathing fire
And some nights you're hot and nice.
Original Lyrics:
Some nights you're breathing fire
And some nights you're carved in ice.
"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some nights you're cockin' ice.
Original Lyrics:
Some nights you're carved in ice.
"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some nights you're craving fire
And some nights you're carved in nice.
Original Lyrics:
Some nights you're breathing fire
And some nights you're carved in ice.
"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Will you help your right eye in this God for second town?
Original Lyrics:
Will you help get me right out in this Godforsaken town?
"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Will you hold me down in holy water, if I get too hot?
Original Lyrics:
Will you hose me down with holy water, if I get too hot?
"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Will you hose me down with coconut water,
If I get too hot?
Original Lyrics:
Will you hose me down with holy water,
If I get too hot?
"I'd Do Anything for Love, But I Won't Do That" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Some nights you're craving fire
And some nights you're carved in nice.
Original Lyrics:
Some nights you're breathing fire
And some nights you're carved in ice.
"I'd Do Anything for Love, But I Won't Do That" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Will you hose me down with coconut water, if I get too hot?
Original Lyrics:
Will you hose me down with holy water, if I get too hot?
"I'd Lie For You (And That's The Truth)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd walk the wire for you
Original Lyrics:
I'd walk on the wild for you
"I'd Lie for You (And That's The Truth)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Believe me, baby, got your neck on your muscle
Original Lyrics:
Believe me, baby, got your name carved on my soul
"I'd Lie for You (And That's The Truth)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd never below a blue
Original Lyrics:
I'd never paint your world blue
"I'd Lie for You (and That's the Truth)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd never eat
Original Lyrics:
I'd never leave
"I'm Gonna Love Her For Both Of Us" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There ain't no holly-b-day!
Original Lyrics:
There ain't no holding me back!
"If It Ain't Broke, Break It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gimme that real bacon.
Original Lyrics:
If it ain't real, fake it.
"Man Of Steel"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd tear it down if you were only half a**.
Original Lyrics:
I'd tear it down if you would only have asked.
"More Than You Deserve"
Misheard Lyrics:
Have yourself a ball with Michael Bolton.
Original Lyrics:
Have yourself a ball with my good woman.
"Not A Dry Eye In The House" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen any universal
Original Lyrics:
Listen and you'll hear the sound
"Not a Dry Eye in the House" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Act 2 - I fell in love with dudes
Original Lyrics:
Act 2 - I fell in love with you
"Not a Dry Eye in the House" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Act I - the storm has just begun
Original Lyrics:
Act I - the story's just begun
"Not a Dry Eye in the House" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's not a dry night
Original Lyrics:
And there's not a dry eye
"Not a Dry Eye in the House" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And there's not a tie-dye
Original Lyrics:
And there's not a dry eye
"Not a Dry Eye in the House" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And there’s not a drive by
Original Lyrics:
And there’s not a dry eye
"Not a Dry Eye in the House" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It was almost like her boobies
Original Lyrics:
It was almost like a movie
"Not a Dry Eye in the House" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Past 1
Past 2
Past 3
Past 4
Original Lyrics:
Act 1
Act 2
Act 3
Act 4
"Not a Dry Eye in the House" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
The ending's just still a second take
Original Lyrics:
The ending's just too sad to take
"Objects In The Rear View Mirror May Appear.." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She used my body like a Ben Gay
She used my body like a womb.
Original Lyrics:
She used her body like a bandage
She used my body like a wound.
"Objects In The Rear View Mirror May Appear.." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We were racist, we were soldiers of fortune.
Original Lyrics:
We were racing, we were soldiers of fortune
"Objects In The Rear View Mirror May Appear.." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We were ready for adventures and were born at the mall
Original Lyrics:
We were ready for adventures and we wanted them all
"Objects In The Rearview Mirror May Appear Closer.." (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He was dangerous and drunken if he heeded and corroded
But they held her and then they inhaled.
or
He was dangerous and drunken if he heeded and corroded
But they held her and then they enhate.
Original Lyrics:
He was dangerous and drunk and defeated
And corroded by failure and envy and hate.
Full title: "Objects In The Rearview Mirror May Appear Closer Than They Are." (But it wouldn't all fit in the textbox.)
"Out Of The Frying Pan" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna take you out on the training day.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna take you out of the frying pan.
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah, So!
Original Lyrics:
I swore!
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's holy moley in the deep dark night.
Original Lyrics:
Though it's cold and lonely in the deep, dark night
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blowing like a whistle on the edge of the night
Original Lyrics:
Glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Blowing like the middle on the itch of the night.
Original Lyrics:
Glowing like the metal on the edge of the knife.
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Glowing like the mantle on the edge of the night
Original Lyrics:
Glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Glowing like the meadow on the edge of the night
Original Lyrics:
Glowing like the metal on the edge of the knife
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a mole rat now.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna know right now.
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me sleep all day baby baby
let me sleep all day
or
Let me sleep til May baby baby
let me sleep til May
Original Lyrics:
Let me sleep on it baby baby
let me sleep on it
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me sleep on in baby baby
let me sleep on in
Original Lyrics:
Let me sleep on it baby baby
let me sleep on it
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me sleep on it
I'll give you all cancer in the morning.
Original Lyrics:
Let me sleep on it
I'll give you an answer in the morning.
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me sleep on you, baby baby let me sleep on you.
Original Lyrics:
Let me sleep on it baby baby let me sleep on it
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me slip on in, baby, baby
Let me slip on in.
Original Lyrics:
Let me sleep on it, baby, baby
Let me sleep on it
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shining like the middle at the edge of the night.
Original Lyrics:
Glowing like the metal on the edge of the knife.
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So open up your thighs, I've got a big surprise.
Original Lyrics:
So open up your eyes, I've got a big surprise.
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Walking by a lake and there was now another car aside
Original Lyrics:
Parking by the lake and there was not another car in sight
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We were goin' like the middle on the edge of the night.
Original Lyrics:
We were glowing like the metal on the edge of the knife.
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We were going up the middle of the edge of the night
Growing like the middle of the edge of the night.
Original Lyrics:
We were glowing like the metal on the edge of the knife
Glowing like the metal on the edge of the knife.
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We were growing like the middle of the edge of the night.
Growing like the middle of the edge of the night.
Original Lyrics:
We were glowing like the metal on the edge of the knife.
Glowing like the metal on the edge of the knife.
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Will you make me so unhappy for the rest of my life?
Original Lyrics:
Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
"Paradise by the Dashboard Light" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a sweet pony
Original Lyrics:
Let me sleep on it baby baby
Let me sleep on it
"Paradise by the Dashboard Light" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, it's cold and lonely in the heat of night.
Original Lyrics:
Though it's cold and lonely in the deep, dark night
I thought for years that this is what they were saying and I was genuinely shocked when I found out that I had been wrong all this time.
"Paradise by the Dashboard Light" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Paying 'til the end of time
Original Lyrics:
Praying for the end of time
"Paradise by the Dashboard Light" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Plugging by the leak
Original Lyrics:
Parking by the lake
"Paradise by the Dashboard Light" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We were bad and 17 and we were badly dressed
Original Lyrics:
We were barely 17 and we were barely dressed
Your site is excellent. Keep up the good work! Thanks.
"Read 'em and Weep" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And everything's w**k
Original Lyrics:
And everything's blank
"Rock And Roll Dreams Come Through" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That's when rock and roll dreams come true.
Original Lyrics:
That's when rock and roll dreams come through.
"Rock And Roll Dreams Come Through" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You can't run away for ever
But there's nothing wrong with getting a good French tart
Original Lyrics:
You can't run away for ever
But there's nothing wrong with getting a good head start.
"Seize the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your inner bitches disappear
Original Lyrics:
Your inhibitions disappear
Meat Loaf covered this older Jim Steinman song on Bat out of Hell III: The Monster Is Loose
"Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain’t no Coupe De Ville driving at the bottom of a Cracker Jack box
Original Lyrics:
But there ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jack box.
"Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But there ain't no kooky lips hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jack Box.
or
There ain't no cookies here, hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jack box.
Original Lyrics:
But there ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jack box.
"Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wan't chew
I need chew
But there ain't know way I'm ever gonna shove chew.
Original Lyrics:
I want you
I need you
But there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you.
"Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm cryin' acid balls instead of tears
Original Lyrics:
I'm cryin' icicles instead of tears
"Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm crying I suppose instead of tears
Original Lyrics:
I'm cryin' icicles instead of tears
"Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm crying acid balls instead of tears.
Original Lyrics:
I'm crying icicles instead of tears.
"Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm crying acid balls instead of tears
Original Lyrics:
I'm crying icicles instead of tears
"Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm crying bicycles instead of tears.
Original Lyrics:
I'm crying icicles instead of tears.
"Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm crying matzo balls instead of tears
Original Lyrics:
I'm crying icicles instead of tears
"Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm crying, I suppose instead of tears
Original Lyrics:
I'm crying icicles instead of tears
"Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now don't be sad, 'cause two can't read in bed.
Original Lyrics:
Now don't be sad, 'cause two out of three ain't bad.
"Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now don't be sad
I wish I had a green apron.
Original Lyrics:
Now don't be sad
'Cause two out of three ain't bad.
"Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
This story's really 'bout a love outside.
Original Lyrics:
The snow is really piling up outside.
"Two Out of Three Ain't Bad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And all I can move
Original Lyrics:
And all I can do
"Two Out of Three Ain't Bad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But there ain't no proof you'll find it at the bottom
Of a Cracker Jack box.
Original Lyrics:
But there ain't no Coup de Ville hiding at the bottom
Of a Cracker Jack box.
"Two Out of Three Ain't Bad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be sad, cuz who in the tree ain't mad?
Original Lyrics:
Now don't be sad, 'cause two out of three ain't bad.
"Two Out of Three Ain't Bad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm counting bicycles instead of teens
Original Lyrics:
I'm crying icicles instead of tears
"Two Out of Three Ain't Bad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've poured it on and I pulled it out
Original Lyrics:
I've poured it on and I've poured it out
"Two Out of Three Ain't Bad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe we can talk all night
Original Lyrics:
Baby we can talk all night
"Two Out of Three Ain't Bad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now, don't be upset
Original Lyrics:
Now, don't be sad
"Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you’re looking for a movie in a mountain of rocks
Original Lyrics:
I know you’re looking for a ruby in a mountain of rocks
The way you look at it, it kind of sounds like “movie”.
"Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m tired of words, I ride my horse to shout
Original Lyrics:
I’m tired of words and I’m too hoarse to shout
"Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe we can talk at night
Original Lyrics:
Maybe we can talk all night
"You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's cabbage stew
I was just about to say I love you.
Original Lyrics:
And I swear it's true
I was just about to say I love you.
"You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the shooting stars
Going through your ten dead hairs.
Original Lyrics:
I see the shooting stars
Falling through your trembling hands.
"You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I smell it's true
I was just about to say I love you.
Original Lyrics:
I swear it's true
I was just about to say I love you.
"You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It was a hot summer night
And the beans were burning.
Original Lyrics:
It was a hot summer night
And the beach was burning.
"You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mustard in my ear is kissing me.
or
Something in my ear is missing me.
Original Lyrics:
Must have been while you were kissing me.
"You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Mustard in my ear is kissing.
or
Something in my ear is missing.
Original Lyrics:
Must have been when we were kissing.
"You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now my body is shaking like a whale on the water.
Original Lyrics:
Now my body is shaking like a wave on the water.
"You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You were licking your lips and your lipstick shocked me
Original Lyrics:
You were licking your lips and your lipstick shined
"You Took The Words Right Out of My Mouth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There was fall crawlin' over the sand
Original Lyrics:
There was fog crawlin' over the sand
"There was FOG crawlin' over the sand". Seriously? My word is far more mellifluous and conjures up an image of a cool autumn breeze drifting across the beach on the last seriously hot day of summer.
"You Took The Words Right Out of My Mouth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's just a little doubt in my mind. KISSING ME
Original Lyrics:
You took the words right out of my mouth.
"You Took the Words Right Out of My Mouth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It was a hot southern night
Original Lyrics:
It was a hot summer night
"You Took the Words Right Out of My Mouth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It was a hot summer night and I’m Beatrix Potter
Original Lyrics:
It was a hot summer night and a beach was burning
"You Took the Words Right Out of My Mouth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It was a hot summer night and my pizza's burning
Original Lyrics:
It was a hot summer night and the beach was burning
"You Took the Words Right Out of My Mouth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Must have been while you kissed Sammy
Original Lyrics:
Must have been while you were kissing me.
"You Took the Words Right Out of My Mouth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Not another morning to waste
Original Lyrics:
Not another moment to waste
"You Took the Words Right Out of My Mouth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, it must have been when you were chicken feed
Original Lyrics:
Oh, it must have been when you were kissing me
"You Took the Words Right Out of My Mouth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, it must have been when you were kidding me
Original Lyrics:
Oh, it must have been when you were kissing me
"You Took the Words Right Out of My Mouth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
On a hot summer night, would you offer your throne to the wall with the red noses?
Original Lyrics:
On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
This is the beginning of the spoken intro before the song starts.
"You Took the Words Right Out of My Mouth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There was fungi all over the sand.
Original Lyrics:
There was fog crawling over the sand.
"You Took the Words Right Out of My Mouth" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There were frogs crawling over the sand.
Original Lyrics:
There was fog crawling over the sand.

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