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"(I'd Do Anything for Love) But I Won't Do That" (MP3)
If I get too hard
If I get too hot
"Alive"
And if my saddle is all that survives
And if my shadow is all that survives
"Alive"
I'm the tickle on the bum you can't take back
I'm the ticker on the bomb you can't turn back
"Bad For Good"
The sea is up in the sky
The sky is up in the sea
The sea is whipping the sky
The sky is whipping the sea
A Cilla Black fan on a bike
A silver black phantom bike
And I never saw that sod of turf 'till it was way too late.
And I never saw that sudden curve 'till it was way too late.
And I never saw that sod of turf 'till it was way too late
And I never saw that sudden curve 'till it was way too late
And I never saw that sudden turf 'til it was way too late.
And I never saw that sudden curve 'til it was way too late.
And I never saw the sign by (the) church
'Til it was way too late.
And I never saw that sudden curve
'Til it was way too late.
And I never saw the sign occur
'Til it was way too late.
And I never saw that sudden curve
'Til it was way too late.
And I never saw the sign of a curve 'till it was way too late.
And I never saw that sudden curve 'till it was way too late.
And I never see the sign and turn 'till it's way too late
And I never saw the sudden curve 'till it's way too late
And I never see the slow down turn 'til it's way too late
And I never see the sudden curve 'til it's way too late
And I never see the sodding curb
'Till it's way too late.
And I never seen the sudden curve
'Til it's way too late.
And I never see the sunlight come till it's way too late
And I never see the sudden curve until it's way too late
And I never seen the son of Bill
Til' it's way too late.
I've never seen the sudden curve
'Til it's way too late.
And I think somebody somewhere must have told Annabell.
And I think somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell.
And I'd never seen a sinner turn 'till it's way too late.
And I've never seen the sudden curve 'till it's way too late.
And a b**** who ain't none so bright.
And a blade shining oh so bright.
Born all twisted at the foot of a burning barn.
I'm torn and twisted at the foot of the burning bike.
Gonna hit the highway like a battering ram,
I'm a Cilla Black fan on a bike
Gonna hit the highway like a battering ram
on a silver black phantom bike
I can see my frill caring up the ho
Oh, I can see myself tearing up the road
I was tearin' at the hole faster
Than any other boy has ever done.
I was tearin' up the road faster
Than any other boy has ever gone.
I'm a Cilla Black fan, I'm bi
On a silver-black phantom bike
I'm gona hit the highway like a battering ram
I'm a Cilla Black fan on a bike
I'm gona hit the highway like a battering ram
on a silver black phantom bike
I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram
I'm a Cilla Black fan on a bike.
I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram
On a silver black phantom bike.
I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram,
like a Cilla Black fan on bike
I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram,
like a silver black phantom bike
I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram
Or a Cilla Black fan on a bike.
I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram
On a silver black phantom bike.
I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram
And a Cilla Black fan on a bike.
I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram
On a silver black phantom bike.
I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram
Like a Cilla Black fan on bike.
I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram
On a silver black phantom bike.
I'm torn and twisted at the foot of the Berlin wall.
I'm torn and twisted at the foot of the burning bike.
I've never seen the son of turds 'til it's way too late
I've never seen the sudden curve 'til it's way too late
Like a Cilla Black fan on a bike.
On a silver black phantom bike.
Like a bat out of Wuhan
I'll be scoffed when the morning comes
Like a bat out of hell
I'll be gone when the morning comes
Like a bat out of hell
I'll be gone when the money comes
Like a bat out of hell
I'll be gone when the morning comes
Like a battery hen, I'll be gone when the mornin' comes.
Like a bat out of Hell, I'll be gone when the morning comes.
Like a battery hen,
I'll be gone when the morning comes
Like a bat out of Hell,
I'll be gone when the morning comes
Oh, I swear
I saw a young boy
Down in the gutter
He was styrofoam in the heat.
Oh, I swear
I saw a young boy
Down in the gutter
He was starting to foam in the heat.
Pure and the gunner on the right.
Pure and good and right
So if I've gotta be dance
You know I wanna be dancin'
Dancin' to the nightly news.
So if I've gotta be damned
You know I wanna be damned
Dancin' through the night with you.
Then I'm down at the bottom of a pit in the blazing sun.
Then I'm dying at the bottom of a pit in the blazing sun.
Then like a sinner before the gates of Heaven I'll give Omicron back to you
Then like a sinner before the gates of Heaven I'll come crawling on back to you
When the Mennan is hot, and the engine is cold, and I'm hoggin' up the seat all night
When the metal is hot and the engine is hungry and we're all about to see the light
When the metal is hot and the engine is hung
And we're all about to see the night.
When the metal is hot and the engine is hungry
And we're all about to see the light.
When the metal is hot and the engine is hungry
And I know I'll never sleep all night
When the metal is hot and the engine is hungry
And we're all about to see the light
and I never saw the sodding curve til it was way too late
And I never saw that sudden curve 'til it was way too late.
A Cilla black fan on ice
A silver black phantom bike
And I never saw that Sunoco 'til it was way too late.
And I never saw that sudden curve till it was way too late.
And I never saw the "side on" curve till it was way too late
And I've never seen the sudden curve till it's way too late.
And I never see the side of the curb til it's way to late
I've never seen the sudden curve
'Til it's way too late.
And I never see the sight of her till it's way too late
And I never see the sudden curve till it's way too late
Before the final quack of ducks
Before the final crack of dawn
Cilla Black phantom bike
A silver black phantom bike
I'm a Cilla Black fan almighty
A silver black phantom bike
I'm a Cilla Black fan gone by
A silver black phantom bike
I'm a Cilla Black fan on ice
A silver black phantom bike
I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram
Gonna set a black fan on fire
I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram
On a silver-black phantom bike
Nothing ever grows in this rotten old hole
And everything is runnin' at a loss
Nothing ever grows in this rotting old hole
And everything is stunted and lost
Oh and down in the tunnel where the deadly arise
I know I swear I saw a young boy down in the gutter
Oh and down in the tunnel where the deadly are rising
Oh, I swear I saw a young boy down in the gutter
Oh and down in the tunnel with the deadly horizon
Oh and down in the tunnel where the deadly are rising
Oh, I can see myself tearing at the road
Faster than any other boy has ever gone
And my skin is raw, but my soul is rife
And no one's gonna stop me now
I'm gonna make my stake
Oh, I can see myself tearing up the road
Faster than any other boy has ever gone
And my skin is raw, but my soul is ripe
And no one's gonna stop me now
I'm gonna make my escape
The silence is screaming
The sirens are screaming
The sirens are screaming and the farts are howling way down in the valley tonight
The sirens are screaming and the fires are howling way down in the valley tonight
There's a man in the shadows with the gum in his eye
There's a man in the shadows with a gun in his eye
Torn and twisted at the foot of a burning barn,
And I think somebody somewhere must be talking to me
Torn and twisted at the foot of a burning bike,
And I think somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell
Way down in the bayou tonight
Way down in the valley tonight
Way down in the volume tonight
or
Way down in the ballet tonight
or
Way down in L.A. tonight
Way down in the valley tonight
Well I can see myself tearin' at the road, faster
Than any other boy has ever gone
Well I can see myself tearing up the road, faster
Than any other boy has ever gone
And I think somebody somewhere must be taunting a bear
And I think somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell
"Dead Ringer For Love" (MP3)
Ever since I can remember
You were hanging round the doorway
Ever since I can remember
You were hanging round this joint
"Dead Ringer For Love" (MP3)
Ever since I can remember
You've been hanging round with George.
Ever since I can remember
you been hanging 'round this joint.
"Dead Ringer For Love" (MP3)
Rock and roll Hebrew
Rock 'n' roll and brew
"Dead Ringer For Love" (MP3)
Rock and roll and Roo
Rock 'n' roll and brew
"Dead Ringer for Love" (MP3)
F*ck you on a cruise
Rock 'n' Roll and brew
"Dead Ringer for Love" (MP3)
I don't have to answer to your weather report
I don't have to listen to your whimpering talk
"Dead Ringer for Love" (MP3)
I don’t have to listen to you one more a talk!
I don’t have to listen to your whimpering talk!
"Dead Ringer for Love" (MP3)
I need a call
I need a car
"Dead Ringer for Love" (MP3)
Rock 'n' Roll and prude
Rock 'n' Roll and brew
"Dead Ringer for Love" (MP3)
Rock`n Roll and gruel
Rock`n`Roll and brew
"Dead Ringer for Love" (MP3)
You got the kind of mind that does everything
You got the kind of mind that does less than think
"Dead Ringer for Love" (MP3)
You’ve got a lotta nerve to call on the queen!
You’ve got a lotta nerve to come on to me!
"Everything Louder Than Everything Else" (MP3)
And I don't give a damn about the life of any pet
And I don't give a damn about my lack of etiquette
"Everything Louder Than Everything Else" (MP3)
And I don't give a damn about the life of any pet
And I don't give a damn about my lack of etiquette
"Everything Louder Than Everything Else" (MP3)
Throw away those stupid suits
Throw away those two bit suits
"For Crying Out Loud" (MP3)
Can't you see my baby has bursted apart?
Can't you see my faded Levis bursting apart?
"For Crying Out Loud" (MP3)
For taking in the sun when I'm feeling so cold
For giving me a job when my body is old
For taking in the sun when I'm feeling so cold
For giving me a child when my body is old
"For Crying Out Loud" (MP3)
Open up the sky
Like the planetary love shampoo.
Open up the sky
And let the planet that I love shine through.
"For Crying Out Loud" (MP3)
Open up the sky
And let the palisade of love shine through.
Open up the sky
And let the planet that I love shine through.
"For Crying Out Loud" (MP3)
Open up the sky
Let the bloody daddy love shine through.
Open up the sky
And let the planet that I love shine through.
Give me all of your plasticine and
I'll turn the night into the skylight of day
Give me all of your prayers to sing and
I'll turn the night into the skylight of day
Give me all of your plasticine and I’ll turn the night into the starlight of day
Give me all of your prayers to sing and I’ll turn the night into the skylight of day.
I've got a tasty pair of dice.
I've got a taste of paradise.
"Hot Patootie"
I'm a teenaged vegetable
Sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll.
Hot patootie, bless my soul
I really love that rock 'n' roll.
"Hot Patootie"
Opportunity, bless my soul
Hot Patootie, bless my soul
"Hot Patootie"
Papa Judy, bless mah soul.
Hot Patootie, bless my soul.
It's from Rocky Horror.
"I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
And I'll take a valiant seal back
And I'll take a vow and seal a pact
"I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
And some nights you're coughing ice
And sometimes you're carved in ice
"I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
And sometimes you can't get nice
And sometimes you're carved in ice
"I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
And sometimes you're coughin' ice.
And sometimes you're carved in ice.
"I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
And sometimes you're parking nice
And sometimes you're carved in ice
"I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
As long as the butter's churning
As long as the fire's burning
"I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
But I'll never stop dreaming of a ewe every night of my life.
But I'll never stop dreaming of you every night of my life.
"I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Can you make it all you little @**hole?
Can you make it all a litte less old?
"I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Colorize my world
Cauterize my wound
"I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
I know the terror to be wrapped around
I know the territory, I've been around
"I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
I would do anything for lunch.
I would do anything for love.
"I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
It's all a pile of crap to me.
That's all I'm qualified to be.
"I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Saxon drums and Rotten Row
Sex and drums and rock 'n' roll
"I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Sex and drugs and rock 'n roll
Sax and drums and rock 'n roll
"I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Sex im Klo und Rock'n'Roll
Sex and drums and rock 'n' roll
'Sex im Klo und Rock'n'Roll' is German for 'Sex in the toilet, and rock 'n' roll'.
"I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Will you hold me down in holy water if I get too hot?
Will you hose me down with holy water if I get too hot?
"I'd Do Anything For Love, But I Won't Do That" (MP3)
Some nights you're breathing fire
And some nights you're hot and nice.
Some nights you're breathing fire
And some nights you're carved in ice.
"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
'Cause we've been too lewd on a midsummer night swing
A brief interlude, a midsummer night fling
"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
A cheddar burrito
You better believe it
"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
And I'll take a bow and seal a pack
And I'll take a vow and seal a pact
"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
And maybe I'm lonely, that's all a pile, a pile of peas
And maybe I'm lonely, that's all I'm qualified to be
"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
And some nights you're puking ice
And some nights you're carved in ice
"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
And some nights you're talking nice
And some nights you're carved in ice
"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Anything you've been thinking of
Anything you've been dreaming of
"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
As long as the farts are burning
OR
As long as the plows are burning
As long as the fires are burning
"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
As long as the flames are burning
As long as the planets are turning
"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
As long as the stars of Berlin
As long as the stars are burning
"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
As long as your dreams are cut in two
(Later)
As long as your prayers are cut in two
As long as your dreams are coming true
(Later)
As long as your prayers are coming true
"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
As long as your dreams are cut in two
As long as your prayers are cut in two
As long as your dreams are coming true
As long as your prayers are coming true
"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
But I'll never stop dreaming of a ewe
Every night of my life.
But I'll never stop dreaming of you every night of my life.
"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Can you make it all you little a**hole?
Can you make it all a little less old?
"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
I know the telephony
I know the territory
"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
I know you can see me, no-one else can see me now but you
I know you can save me, no-one else can save me now but you
"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
I know you can see me,
No-one else can see me now but you
I know you can save me,
No-one else can save me now but you
"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
I would do anything for love, if a lady you were not so fat
I would do anything for love, I'd never lie to you and that's a fact
"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
If I get too hard
If I get too hot
"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
It's better in England
You better believe it
"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Some nights you're breathing fire
And some nights you're hot and nice.
Some nights you're breathing fire
And some nights you're carved in ice.
"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Some nights you're cockin' ice.
Some nights you're carved in ice.
"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Some nights you're craving fire
And some nights you're carved in nice.
Some nights you're breathing fire
And some nights you're carved in ice.
"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Will you help your right eye in this God for second town?
Will you help get me right out in this Godforsaken town?
"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Will you hold me down in holy water, if I get too hot?
Will you hose me down with holy water, if I get too hot?
"I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)" (MP3)
Will you hose me down with coconut water,
If I get too hot?
Will you hose me down with holy water,
If I get too hot?
"I'd Do Anything for Love, But I Won't Do That" (MP3)
Some nights you're craving fire
And some nights you're carved in nice.
Some nights you're breathing fire
And some nights you're carved in ice.
"I'd Do Anything for Love, But I Won't Do That" (MP3)
Will you hose me down with coconut water, if I get too hot?
Will you hose me down with holy water, if I get too hot?
"I'd Lie For You (And That's The Truth)" (MP3)
I'd walk the wire for you
I'd walk on the wild for you
"I'd Lie for You (And That's The Truth)" (MP3)
Believe me, baby, got your neck on your muscle
Believe me, baby, got your name carved on my soul
"I'd Lie for You (And That's The Truth)" (MP3)
I'd never below a blue
I'd never paint your world blue
"I'd Lie for You (and That's the Truth)" (MP3)
I'd never eat
I'd never leave
"I'm Gonna Love Her For Both Of Us" (MP3)
There ain't no holly-b-day!
There ain't no holding me back!
"If It Ain't Broke, Break It"
Gimme that real bacon.
If it ain't real, fake it.
"Man Of Steel"
I'd tear it down if you were only half a**.
I'd tear it down if you would only have asked.
"More Than You Deserve"
Have yourself a ball with Michael Bolton.
Have yourself a ball with my good woman.
"Not A Dry Eye In The House" (MP3)
Listen any universal
Listen and you'll hear the sound
"Not a Dry Eye in the House" (MP3)
Act 2 - I fell in love with dudes
Act 2 - I fell in love with you
"Not a Dry Eye in the House" (MP3)
Act I - the storm has just begun
Act I - the story's just begun
"Not a Dry Eye in the House" (MP3)
And there's not a dry night
And there's not a dry eye
"Not a Dry Eye in the House" (MP3)
And there's not a tie-dye
And there's not a dry eye
"Not a Dry Eye in the House" (MP3)
And there’s not a drive by
And there’s not a dry eye
"Not a Dry Eye in the House" (MP3)
It was almost like her boobies
It was almost like a movie
"Not a Dry Eye in the House" (MP3)
Past 1
Past 2
Past 3
Past 4
Act 1
Act 2
Act 3
Act 4
"Not a Dry Eye in the House" (MP3)
The ending's just still a second take
The ending's just too sad to take
"Objects In The Rear View Mirror May Appear.." (MP3)
She used my body like a Ben Gay
She used my body like a womb.
She used her body like a bandage
She used my body like a wound.
"Objects In The Rear View Mirror May Appear.." (MP3)
We were racist, we were soldiers of fortune.
We were racing, we were soldiers of fortune
"Objects In The Rear View Mirror May Appear.." (MP3)
We were ready for adventures and were born at the mall
We were ready for adventures and we wanted them all
"Objects In The Rearview Mirror May Appear Closer.." (MP3)
He was dangerous and drunken if he heeded and corroded
But they held her and then they inhaled.
or
He was dangerous and drunken if he heeded and corroded
But they held her and then they enhate.
He was dangerous and drunk and defeated
And corroded by failure and envy and hate.
Full title: "Objects In The Rearview Mirror May Appear Closer Than They Are." (But it wouldn't all fit in the textbox.)
"Out Of The Frying Pan" (MP3)
I wanna take you out on the training day.
I wanna take you out of the frying pan.
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light" (MP3)
Ah, So!
I swore!
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light" (MP3)
And it's holy moley in the deep dark night.
Though it's cold and lonely in the deep, dark night
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light" (MP3)
Blowing like a whistle on the edge of the night
Glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light" (MP3)
Blowing like the middle on the itch of the night.
Glowing like the metal on the edge of the knife.
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light" (MP3)
Glowing like the mantle on the edge of the night
Glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light" (MP3)
Glowing like the meadow on the edge of the night
Glowing like the metal on the edge of the knife
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light" (MP3)
I need a mole rat now.
I wanna know right now.
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light" (MP3)
Let me sleep all day baby baby
let me sleep all day
or
Let me sleep til May baby baby
let me sleep til May
Let me sleep on it baby baby
let me sleep on it
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light" (MP3)
Let me sleep on in baby baby
let me sleep on in
Let me sleep on it baby baby
let me sleep on it
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light" (MP3)
Let me sleep on it
I'll give you all cancer in the morning.
Let me sleep on it
I'll give you an answer in the morning.
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light" (MP3)
Let me sleep on you, baby baby let me sleep on you.
Let me sleep on it baby baby let me sleep on it
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light" (MP3)
Let me slip on in, baby, baby
Let me slip on in.
Let me sleep on it, baby, baby
Let me sleep on it
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light" (MP3)
Shining like the middle at the edge of the night.
Glowing like the metal on the edge of the knife.
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light" (MP3)
So open up your thighs, I've got a big surprise.
So open up your eyes, I've got a big surprise.
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light" (MP3)
Walking by a lake and there was now another car aside
Parking by the lake and there was not another car in sight
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light" (MP3)
We were goin' like the middle on the edge of the night.
We were glowing like the metal on the edge of the knife.
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light" (MP3)
We were going up the middle of the edge of the night
Growing like the middle of the edge of the night.
We were glowing like the metal on the edge of the knife
Glowing like the metal on the edge of the knife.
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light" (MP3)
We were growing like the middle of the edge of the night.
Growing like the middle of the edge of the night.
We were glowing like the metal on the edge of the knife.
Glowing like the metal on the edge of the knife.
"Paradise By The Dashboard Light" (MP3)
Will you make me so unhappy for the rest of my life?
Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
"Paradise by the Dashboard Light" (MP3)
Like a sweet pony
Let me sleep on it baby baby
Let me sleep on it
"Paradise by the Dashboard Light" (MP3)
Oh, it's cold and lonely in the heat of night.
Though it's cold and lonely in the deep, dark night
I thought for years that this is what they were saying and I was genuinely shocked when I found out that I had been wrong all this time.
"Paradise by the Dashboard Light" (MP3)
Paying 'til the end of time
Praying for the end of time
"Paradise by the Dashboard Light" (MP3)
Plugging by the leak
Parking by the lake
"Paradise by the Dashboard Light" (MP3)
We were bad and 17 and we were badly dressed
We were barely 17 and we were barely dressed
Your site is excellent. Keep up the good work! Thanks.
"Read 'em and Weep" (MP3)
And everything's w**k
And everything's blank
"Rock And Roll Dreams Come Through" (MP3)
That's when rock and roll dreams come true.
That's when rock and roll dreams come through.
"Rock And Roll Dreams Come Through" (MP3)
You can't run away for ever
But there's nothing wrong with getting a good French tart
You can't run away for ever
But there's nothing wrong with getting a good head start.
"Seize the Night"
Your inner bitches disappear
Your inhibitions disappear
Meat Loaf covered this older Jim Steinman song on Bat out of Hell III: The Monster Is Loose
"Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad" (MP3)
Ain’t no Coupe De Ville driving at the bottom of a Cracker Jack box
But there ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jack box.
"Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad" (MP3)
But there ain't no kooky lips hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jack Box.
or
There ain't no cookies here, hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jack box.
But there ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jack box.
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I wan't chew
I need chew
But there ain't know way I'm ever gonna shove chew.
I want you
I need you
But there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you.
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I'm cryin' acid balls instead of tears
I'm cryin' icicles instead of tears
"Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad" (MP3)
I'm crying I suppose instead of tears
I'm cryin' icicles instead of tears
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I'm crying acid balls instead of tears.
I'm crying icicles instead of tears.
"Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad" (MP3)
I'm crying acid balls instead of tears
I'm crying icicles instead of tears
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I'm crying bicycles instead of tears.
I'm crying icicles instead of tears.
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I'm crying matzo balls instead of tears
I'm crying icicles instead of tears
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I'm crying, I suppose instead of tears
I'm crying icicles instead of tears
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Now don't be sad, 'cause two can't read in bed.
Now don't be sad, 'cause two out of three ain't bad.
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Now don't be sad
I wish I had a green apron.
Now don't be sad
'Cause two out of three ain't bad.
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This story's really 'bout a love outside.
The snow is really piling up outside.
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And all I can move
And all I can do
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But there ain't no proof you'll find it at the bottom
Of a Cracker Jack box.
But there ain't no Coup de Ville hiding at the bottom
Of a Cracker Jack box.
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Don't be sad, cuz who in the tree ain't mad?
Now don't be sad, 'cause two out of three ain't bad.
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I'm counting bicycles instead of teens
I'm crying icicles instead of tears
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I've poured it on and I pulled it out
I've poured it on and I've poured it out
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Maybe we can talk all night
Baby we can talk all night
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Now, don't be upset
Now, don't be sad
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I know you’re looking for a movie in a mountain of rocks
I know you’re looking for a ruby in a mountain of rocks
The way you look at it, it kind of sounds like “movie”.
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I’m tired of words, I ride my horse to shout
I’m tired of words and I’m too hoarse to shout
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Maybe we can talk at night
Maybe we can talk all night
"You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth" (MP3)
And it's cabbage stew
I was just about to say I love you.
And I swear it's true
I was just about to say I love you.
"You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth" (MP3)
I can see the shooting stars
Going through your ten dead hairs.
I see the shooting stars
Falling through your trembling hands.
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I smell it's true
I was just about to say I love you.
I swear it's true
I was just about to say I love you.
"You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth" (MP3)
It was a hot summer night
And the beans were burning.
It was a hot summer night
And the beach was burning.
"You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth" (MP3)
Mustard in my ear is kissing me.
or
Something in my ear is missing me.
Must have been while you were kissing me.
"You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth" (MP3)
Mustard in my ear is kissing.
or
Something in my ear is missing.
Must have been when we were kissing.
"You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth" (MP3)
Now my body is shaking like a whale on the water.
Now my body is shaking like a wave on the water.
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You were licking your lips and your lipstick shocked me
You were licking your lips and your lipstick shined
"You Took The Words Right Out of My Mouth" (MP3)
There was fall crawlin' over the sand
There was fog crawlin' over the sand
"There was FOG crawlin' over the sand". Seriously? My word is far more mellifluous and conjures up an image of a cool autumn breeze drifting across the beach on the last seriously hot day of summer.
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There's just a little doubt in my mind. KISSING ME
You took the words right out of my mouth.
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It was a hot southern night
It was a hot summer night
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It was a hot summer night and I’m Beatrix Potter
It was a hot summer night and a beach was burning
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It was a hot summer night and my pizza's burning
It was a hot summer night and the beach was burning
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Must have been while you kissed Sammy
Must have been while you were kissing me.
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Not another morning to waste
Not another moment to waste
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Oh, it must have been when you were chicken feed
Oh, it must have been when you were kissing me
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Oh, it must have been when you were kidding me
Oh, it must have been when you were kissing me
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On a hot summer night, would you offer your throne to the wall with the red noses?
On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
This is the beginning of the spoken intro before the song starts.
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There was fungi all over the sand.
There was fog crawling over the sand.
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There were frogs crawling over the sand.
There was fog crawling over the sand.