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Song Parodies -> "3 Out Of 3 Is Rad"

Original Song Title:

"Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Meat Loaf

Parody Song Title:

"3 Out Of 3 Is Rad"

Parody Written by:

eel deal

The Lyrics

Meat Loaf went vegan for Veganuary in 2020 but wouldn't change his name to Veg Loaf when he was asked to do that to help the cause.
Baby you can beg me all night
But that will get you nowhere
I told you everything I possibly can
There's nothing more i can say
And maybe you can sigh all night
But that'll never change the way I feel
The BS is really piling up in your spiel
I wish you wouldn't make me heave
I pour it on and I pour it out
I try to show you just how much you fail
I'm tired of words and I'm too hoarse to shout
But you've been cold to creatures so long
I'm crying icicles instead of tears
And all I can do is keep on telling you
I won’t eat meat, i won’t eat eggs
There is no way i’m ever eating dairy
For me vegan’s no fad
3 out of 3 is rad.
For me it’s no fad
3 out of 3 is rad.
I’ll never cast for fish from a sandy beach
I’ll never eat a meat dog on a city street
Do you know Dole ruby red grapefruit juice is colored with bugs?
But original Cracker Jacks are vegan
It’s fun to eat a whole box
I could lie, I could tell you that I'm something I'm not
But why should i try
I’d rather be able to give you something
Something that rids your guts of rot
There's only one diet i will ever love
After going vegan so many years ago
It was easy getting animal food out of my heart
Because it never helped my health
I know
I remember how i left meat on one blessed night
I dumped it, kicked it out of my head
And though you pleaded and you begged me not to take that path
I turned and started right away
And i kept on telling you
I kept on telling you
I keep on telling you
I won’t eat meat, i won’t eat eggs
There is no way i’m ever eating dairy
For me vegan’s no fad
3 out of 3 is rad.
For me it’s no fad
3 out of 3 is rad.
Baby you can beg me all night
But that will get you nowhere


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Arch Vile - January 24, 2022 - Report this comment
Nicely done. I am in the middle of writing my own Meatloaf tribute song. Needless to say, it's from the same album as this OS.

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