Song Parodies -> "An Open Letter to Hollywood"

Original Song Title:

"Is Nothing Sacred"

Original Performer:

Meat Loaf

Parody Song Title:

"An Open Letter to Hollywood"

Parody Written by:

John K. Pinnerato

The Lyrics

Written before they aborted the "It's A Wonderful Life" sequel, but the fact that they were gonna make it is the real problem.

If they can make a sequel
To a movie so good
And Classic as It's A Wonderful Life
Then I have lost my faith in all
Of Hollywood
And I have one question for them

Is nothing sacred anymore
Is a sequel just another word
Is the word classic something people used to say
When good movies were worth fighting for?
If you can make a sequel
If you can make a sequel
Is nothing sacred anymore
If you can make a sequel
Is nothing sacred anymore

Then I found out they're making a new Grinch movie
Animated this time around
Um, they already did that in 1966
that kinda craps on Chuck Jones' masterpiece

Is nothing sacred anymore
Is a remake just another word
Is the word classic something people used to say
When good movies were worth fighting for?
If you can make a remake
If you can make a remake
Is nothing sacred anymore
If you can make a remake
Is nothing sacred anymore

What's next you dumb Hollywood execs
As stupid as you are don't you see
that if you keep making bad movies
people are gonna stop paying you
and go see indies!

Is nothing sacred anymore
Is a sequel just another word
Is the word classic something people used to say
When good movies were worth fighting for?
If you can make a sequel
If you can make a sequel
Is nothing sacred anymore
If you can make a sequel
Is nothing sacred anymore

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