Song Parodies -> "25 Parodies Of Christmas: 4. All I Want For Christmas Is Nudes"

Original Song Title:

"All I Want For Christmas Is You"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"25 Parodies Of Christmas: 4. All I Want For Christmas Is Nudes"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

well, here I go! parodying what is possibly the most overrated Christmas song ever! not to say it's bad, really. but when this is named the "Best Christmas Song Ever" something's wrong... there's tons of better Christmas Music out there!
anyway, in this parody, some bloke asks his girl for a... certain kind of selfie... and then, presumably, gets hit by a sexual harassment suit! oh, he also gets an unwanted surprise from Santa Claus, who somehow manages to get his request... please enjoy!
OS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mK0z1S8SwZc

tell you what I want for Christmas
just one thing you could give me
won't fit in with all the presents
underneath the Christmas Tree
please just send them to my phone
for times when I am alone
risking sounding crude
All I Want For Christmas Is Nudes

tell you what I want for Christmas
just one thing you could give me
it won't fit in with all the presents
underneath the Christmas Tree
you don't need to wear those stockings
just a smile on your face
Santa Claus won't get me fapping
for more joy this Christmas Day

please just send some to my phone
for times when I am alone
risking sounding crude
All I Want For Christmas Is Nudes
Nudes, Baby!

oh, I'm not asking much, this Christmas
not even wishing for snow
(because) 'cause in this spot, where I'm living
snow don't happen, heaven knows
take a couple pics, and send 'em
make my beanpole a big C;)!(k
pics that will keep me awake, yeah
sometimes, I think I'm just sick

I kinda want some shots tonight
squeezing my hoo-hah so tight
call me a sick dude
Yeah, But, All I Want For Christmas Is Nudes
Nudes, Baby!

oh, can't believe my eyeballs
not even underwear
white-bearded dude's jigglin'
as he shakes derriere
wasn't counting on ting ting
but heard my cellphone dinging
Santa, why'd you send me those pictures of you, nude?
I was asking my girl for those, dude!

oh, I don't want these shots for Christmas
not at all what I asked for
I wanted some of my lady
Santa dong, haunt me no more!

oh, now I can't keep dinner down
keep picturing him in gown
was my wish, but dude
Santa, I Did Not Want To See You... Nude!
Dude, Really?!

Did Not Want Nude Pictures Of You, Crazy!
Not Into Nude Pictures Of Dudes, Really!
All I Want For Christmas Is Nude-Lady!
Wanted Those Nude Snapshots Of You, Baby!

thanks for reading and Merry Christmas!

Previous Parody Added to the Site | Next Parody Added to the Site

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Claude Prez - December 04, 2017 - Report this comment

Awesome! Great twist! And while I agree "best Christmas song ever" is a bit much, I actually think it might be the best in a long while; it's a great song.

Rob Arndt - December 04, 2017 - Report this comment

Baring you a gift of 555!

Jonathan - December 04, 2017 - Report this comment

Claude - I like it. but in my opinion, there are a lot of better Christmas Songs out there! then again, I love "Last Christmas" which apparently, you don't. so, yeah... anyway, thanks for the good review!
Rob - thanks again, mate! I must be slow, I barely caught that pun! :P

Alpha Skua - December 06, 2020 - Report this comment

And you want a Hippopotamus Right?

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.