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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Mariah Carey that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
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"A No No"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ants is our hands, AKA I cut you off
Original Lyrics:
Ed Scissorhands, AKA I cut you off
"A No No"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can’t whistle tone, pay no ’tention to me
Original Lyrics:
I can’t waste no time, pay no ’tention to you
"Against All Odds"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just don't slap me on the face.
Original Lyrics:
Just the memory of your face.
"All I Want For Christmas Is You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want a yacht for Christmas
Original Lyrics:
I don't want a lot this Christmas
"All I Want For Christmas Is You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't even stay awake to hear those magic reindeer play
Original Lyrics:
I won't even stay awake to hear those magic reindeer click
"All I Want For Christmas Is You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm just gonna keep Mom waiting
Underneath the mistletoe
Underneath the mistletoe
Original Lyrics:
I'm just gonna keep on waiting
Underneath the mistletoe
Underneath the mistletoe
"All I Want for Christmas Is You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All I want for Christmas is a poo
Original Lyrics:
All I want for Christmas is you
"All I Want for Christmas Is You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I don’t care about the prison
Original Lyrics:
And I don’t care about the presents
"All I Want for Christmas Is You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want a doll for Christmas
Original Lyrics:
I don't want a lot for Christmas
"All I Want for Christmas Is You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want a life for Christmas
Original Lyrics:
I don't want a lot for Christmas
"All I Want for Christmas Is You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want her, not for Christmas.
Original Lyrics:
I don't want a lot for Christmas.
"All I Want for Christmas Is You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want your snot for Christmas
Original Lyrics:
I don't want a lot for Christmas
"All I Want for Christmas Is You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just wanna see my baby staring right outside my door
Original Lyrics:
I just wanna see my baby standing right outside my door
"All I Want for Christmas Is You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just want to roll my own.
Original Lyrics:
I just want you for my own
"All I Want for Christmas Is You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just want you for my own
Walk away the sky unknown
Walk away the sky unknown
Original Lyrics:
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
More than you could ever know
know doesn't even rhyme with own
"All I Want for Christmas Is You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't make a list and send it
For the North Pole's closing in.
For the North Pole's closing in.
Original Lyrics:
I won't make a list and send it
To the North Pole for Saint Nick.
To the North Pole for Saint Nick.
"All I Want for Christmas Is You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Make my whiff come true
Original Lyrics:
Make my wish come true
"All I Want for Christmas Is You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Make my wish come, Drew
Original Lyrics:
Make my wish come true
"All I Want for Christmas Is You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Make my witch come through
Original Lyrics:
Make my wish come true
"All I Want for Christmas Is You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Santa, won't you bring me one millionaire?
Original Lyrics:
Santa, won't you bring me the one I really need?
"All I Want for Christmas Is You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sarah, won't you bring
Original Lyrics:
Santa, won't you bring
"All I Want for Christmas Is You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Underneath the presents here
Original Lyrics:
Underneath the Christmas tree
"Always Be My Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I won't break it to stay
Now you told me to leave, boy
I will not stand in your way.
Now you told me to leave, boy
I will not stand in your way.
Original Lyrics:
And I won't beg you to stay
If you're determined to leave boy
I will not stand in your way.
If you're determined to leave boy
I will not stand in your way.
"Always Be My Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And we'll Weeble on
Original Lyrics:
And we'll linger on
Weebles are the toys that wobble, but they won't fall down!
"Always Be My Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I'd have never believed you'd be back again
Original Lyrics:
But inevitably you'll be back again
"Always Be My Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Seinfeld is feeling distraught
or
I am trying not to be so strong
or
I am trying not to be so strong
Original Lyrics:
Time can't erase a feeling this strong
"Always Be My Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm constructing and I'm singing a song.
Original Lyrics:
Time can't erase a feeling this strong.
"Always Be My Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like you wanna be 3
Original Lyrics:
Like you wanna be free
3, as in three years old.
"Always Be My Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No way you're ever gonna shame me
Original Lyrics:
No way you're ever gonna shake me
"Always Be My Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No way you're ever gonna shave me
Original Lyrics:
No way you're ever gonna shake me
"Always Be My Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No way you're never gonna shape me
Original Lyrics:
No way you're never gonna shake me
"Always Be My Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
O, Donna, 'cuz you'll always be my baby.
Original Lyrics:
O, darling, 'cuz you'll always be my baby.
"Always Be My Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh boy, you're never gonna shag me
Oh darling, 'cause you'll always be my baby.
Oh darling, 'cause you'll always be my baby.
Original Lyrics:
No way you're ever gonna shake me
Oh darling, 'cause you'll always be my baby.
Oh darling, 'cause you'll always be my baby.
"Always Be My Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Old time cameras the feeling is wrong
Original Lyrics:
Oh time can't erase a feeling this strong
"Always Be My Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh damn it 'cause you'll always be my baby
Original Lyrics:
Ooh darling, 'cause you'll always be my baby
"Always Be My Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sean Connery's a feelin' this strong.
or
Sean Connery's a feeling me strong
or
Sean Connery's a feeling me strong
Original Lyrics:
Time can't erase a feeling this strong
"Always Be My Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sean Connery, this feeling is strong.
Original Lyrics:
Time can't erase a feeling this strong.
"Always Be My Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sean Connery, this feeling's so strong
Original Lyrics:
Time can't erase a feeling this strong.
"Always Be My Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Shine Kenny, the feeling is strong.
Original Lyrics:
Time can't erase a feeling this strong.
"Always Be My Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Side canner is a feeling so strong
Original Lyrics:
Time can't erase a feeling this strong.
"Always Be My Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Side cantor is a feelin' so strong.
Original Lyrics:
Time can't erase a feeling this strong.
"Always Be My Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sign camera is a feeling so strong.
Original Lyrics:
Time can't erase a feeling this strong
"Always Be My Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tie Domi wasn't feeling as strong.
Original Lyrics:
Time can't erase a feeling this strong.
"Always Be My Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Time Caterisms feeling me strong
Original Lyrics:
Time can't erase a feeling this strong
"Always Be My Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Time canneries, I'm feeling it strong.
Original Lyrics:
Time can't erase a feeling this strong.
"Always Be My Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We were just wondering
Original Lyrics:
We were as one babe
"Always Be My Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You'll always be apart from me
Original Lyrics:
You'll always be a part of me
"Always Be My Baby" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're maternity leave, boy
Original Lyrics:
You're determined to leave, boy
"Anytime You Need A Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And your spirit don't mean a shit
Original Lyrics:
And your spirit diminishing
"Anytime You Need A Friend" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you f***in' need a friend
Original Lyrics:
Anytime you need a friend
"Breakdown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you cling to your pride and sing "I Will Survive"?
Do you like Jodeci? How do you live this way?
Do your home running thing and they just slip away
Do you like Jodeci? How do you live this way?
Do your home running thing and they just slip away
Original Lyrics:
Do you cling to your pride and sing "I Will Survive"?
Do you lash out and say "How dare you leave this way"?
Do you hold on in vain as they just slip away?
Do you lash out and say "How dare you leave this way"?
Do you hold on in vain as they just slip away?
"Breakdown" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I guess I'm trying to be not your lolly polly
Original Lyrics:
Well I guess I'm trying to be nonchalant about it
"Bringing on the Heartbreak"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're such a secret Mr.
I don't share it
I don't share it
Original Lyrics:
You're such a secret
Misty-eyed and shady
Misty-eyed and shady
"Butterfly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's easy to scum too overwhelming inside
Original Lyrics:
It's easy to succumb to overwhelming feelings inside
"Butterfly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why do horses run unbridled on this very night?
Original Lyrics:
Wild horses run unbridled or their spirit dies
"Butterfly" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a virgin so spread your wings and fly
Original Lyrics:
You're a bird so spread your wings and fly
"Can't Let Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Even though I drive, I can't let go
Original Lyrics:
Even though I try, I can't let go
"Can't Let Go" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There you are, holding her head
Original Lyrics:
There you are, holding her hand
"Caution"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you want more material, positions ain't a thing
Original Lyrics:
Do you want more material possessions, ain't nothing
"Charlie Brown Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Happiness and fear
Original Lyrics:
Happiness and cheer
"Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lots of people are found
or
Lost people are found
or
Lost people are found
Original Lyrics:
Lots of people around
"Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The church bells in time
Original Lyrics:
The church bells in town
"Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)"
Misheard Lyrics:
They're saying, "Deck the halls."
Original Lyrics:
They're singing Deck the Halls
"Circles" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Painting on a smile with lipstick, putting on a bitch-er-ade
Original Lyrics:
Painting on a smile with lipstick, putting on a big charade
"Crybaby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pour another glass or two and try to f*** it
You
You
Original Lyrics:
Pour another glass or two and try to forget you
"Don't Forget About Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if the scotch got you all messed up now that's that trickery
Original Lyrics:
And if she's got your head all messed up now that's the trickery
"Don't Forget About Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I turn and I walk and I let it run
(later)
What we had, it hurts and fears
(later)
What we had, it hurts and fears
Original Lyrics:
But I turn and I walk and I let it ride
(later)
What we had, it perseveres
(later)
What we had, it perseveres
"Don't Forget About Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dog baby, dog baby, dog, let it go
Original Lyrics:
Don't baby, don't baby, don't let it go
"Don't Forget About Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't look down at us
Original Lyrics:
Don't forget about us
"Don't Forget About Us"
Misheard Lyrics:
They just care about us
Original Lyrics:
Don't forget about us
"Don't Stop"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm about to poo my pants
Original Lyrics:
I'm about to prove my fame
"Dreamlover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I wanna Shop-a-rama with you, baby!
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I want to share forever with you, baby!
"Dreamlover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I wanna shuffle ruffle with you, baby.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I wanna share forever with you, baby.
"Dreamlover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I want to shavel ravel with you baby
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I want to share forever with you baby
"Dreamlover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cause I wanna shave forever with you baby
Original Lyrics:
Cause I want to share forever with you baby
"Dreamlover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Cause I wanna ship a river with you, baby
Original Lyrics:
Cause I wanna share forever with you, baby
"Dreamlover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dean Martin, come and rescue me
Original Lyrics:
Dreamlover, come and rescue me
"Dreamlover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't want a lover too tender
Original Lyrics:
Don't want another pretender
"Dreamlover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreamlover come rust with me
Original Lyrics:
Dreamlover come rescue me
"Dreamlover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreamlover, come question me.
Original Lyrics:
Dreamlover, come rescue me.
"Dreamlover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Gene Wilder, come and rescue me
Original Lyrics:
Dreamlover, come and rescue me
"Dreamlover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a loofah to give me
Original Lyrics:
I need a lover to give me
"Dreamlover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a robot to give me
The kind of love that will last always.
The kind of love that will last always.
Original Lyrics:
I need a lover to give me
The kind of love that will last always.
The kind of love that will last always.
"Dreamlover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna sham a ram-a with you, baby.
Original Lyrics:
I wanna share forever with you, baby.
"Dreamlover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me home, take me down, take me anywhere you want to baby now
Original Lyrics:
Take me up, take me down, take me anywhere you want to baby now
"Dreamlover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Who understands how I feel outside?
Original Lyrics:
Who understands how I feel inside?
"Dreamlover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why don't you take me, ole!
Original Lyrics:
Why don't you take me away?
"Dreamlover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you please come around
'Cause I wanna sh*t forever with you baby
'Cause I wanna sh*t forever with you baby
Original Lyrics:
Won't you please come around
'Cause I wanna share forever with you baby
'Cause I wanna share forever with you baby
"Emotions" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
High up in heaven above
Original Lyrics:
Higher than the heavens above
"Emotions" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Higher than my friends at home
Original Lyrics:
Higher than the heavens above
"Emotions" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Higher than the 7th floor
Original Lyrics:
Higher than the heavens above
"Emotions" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Higher than the seventh soli
Original Lyrics:
High up in the heavens above
"Emotions" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know if you'll agree but I like the way you feel inside
OR
I don't know if you're free but I like the the way you feel inside
OR
I don't know if you're free but I like the the way you feel inside
Original Lyrics:
I don't know if you're real but I like the way it feels inside
"Emotions" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm allowed, I'm alive
Intoxicated, lying high
(Later)
When you're looking into my eyes you make me feel so cold
Intoxicated, lying high
(Later)
When you're looking into my eyes you make me feel so cold
Original Lyrics:
I'm in love, I'm alive
Intoxicated, flying high
(Later)
When you're looking into my eyes you make me feel so high
Intoxicated, flying high
(Later)
When you're looking into my eyes you make me feel so high
"Emotions" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It feels like a dream when you touch me tumbling
Original Lyrics:
It feels like a dream when you touch me tenderly
"Emotions" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got me doin pro-mo-shuns
Original Lyrics:
You got me feelin emotions
"Emotions" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got me feelin' emotions
Higher than Kevin Sorbo.
Higher than Kevin Sorbo.
Original Lyrics:
You got me feelin' emotions
Higher than the heavens above.
Higher than the heavens above.
"Emotions" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got me feeling emotions
Higher than I've ever before.
Higher than I've ever before.
Original Lyrics:
You got me feeling emotions
Higher than the heavens above.
Higher than the heavens above.
"Emotions" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got me feeling emulsion,
deeper than I ever dreamed of
deeper than I ever dreamed of
Original Lyrics:
You got me feeling emotions,
deeper than I ever dreamed of
deeper than I ever dreamed of
"Emotions" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got me feeling emulsion
Original Lyrics:
You got me feeling emotions
"Emotions" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got me feeling in motion.
Original Lyrics:
You got me feeling emotions.
"Emotions" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got me feeling nauseous.
Original Lyrics:
You got me feeling emotions.
"Emotions" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got me going to Marshalls
Original Lyrics:
You got me feeling emotions
"Emotions" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got me into the ocean
Original Lyrics:
You got me feeling emotions
"Emotions" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got me seeing abortions
Original Lyrics:
You got me feeling emotions
"Emotions" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got me feeding brioche buns
Original Lyrics:
You've got me feeling emotions
"Emotions" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You've got me feeling Emer's chins.
Original Lyrics:
You've got me feeling emotions.
"Fantasy (Bad Boy Remix)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Me and Mariah
Go back like babies and pacifiers
Old Dirty Dog's no liar
Keep the penalty hot like fire
Jump, jump, let me see you do the stunt
Girls, let me see you shake your rump
Brothers, hit it from the back to front
And let's do it, do it, do it up
I'm a little bit raunchy
I'm a little bit rough mold
I done stole the soul
Big letters all big and bold
Old Dirty Bastard 'cross the floor
Go back like babies and pacifiers
Old Dirty Dog's no liar
Keep the penalty hot like fire
Jump, jump, let me see you do the stunt
Girls, let me see you shake your rump
Brothers, hit it from the back to front
And let's do it, do it, do it up
I'm a little bit raunchy
I'm a little bit rough mold
I done stole the soul
Big letters all big and bold
Old Dirty Bastard 'cross the floor
Original Lyrics:
Me and Mariah
Go back like babies and pacifiers
Old Dirt Dog's no liar
Keep your fantasy hot like fire
Jump, jump, let me see you do the stump
Girls, let me see you shake your rump
Brothers, get in from the back and pump
And let's do it do it do the hump
I'm a little bit of country
I'm a little bit of rock 'n roll
And I'm soul to soul
Big letters all big and bold
Old Dirty Bastard 'cross the globe
Go back like babies and pacifiers
Old Dirt Dog's no liar
Keep your fantasy hot like fire
Jump, jump, let me see you do the stump
Girls, let me see you shake your rump
Brothers, get in from the back and pump
And let's do it do it do the hump
I'm a little bit of country
I'm a little bit of rock 'n roll
And I'm soul to soul
Big letters all big and bold
Old Dirty Bastard 'cross the globe
"Fantasy (Bad Boy Remix)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Salem are you in the house?
Original Lyrics:
Shaolin are you in the house?
"Fantasy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
(But it's just a) sweet, sweet medicine, baby.
Original Lyrics:
(But it's just a) sweet, sweet fantasy, baby.
"Fantasy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the fear that flows through my behind
Original Lyrics:
All the things that flow through my mind
"Fantasy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But it's just a sleepy fantasy baby
Original Lyrics:
But it's just a sweet sweet fantasy baby
"Fantasy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But it's just a sweet emancipation
Original Lyrics:
(But it's just a) sweet, sweet fantasy, baby.
"Fantasy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Even resurrection, keeping to this moment
Original Lyrics:
Images of rapture, creep into me slowly
"Fantasy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Every single ratchet, creeping to me slowly.
Original Lyrics:
Images of rapture, creep into me slowly.
"Fantasy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feels like I'm dreamin' 'bout 'Of Mice and Men'.
Original Lyrics:
Feel's like I'm dreamin', but I'm not sleeping.
"Fantasy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feels like I'm dreamin'
But I might slip back.
But I might slip back.
Original Lyrics:
Feels like I'm dreaming
But I'm not sleeping.
But I'm not sleeping.
"Fantasy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feels like I'm dreaming but tonight's the end
or
Feels like I'm dreaming but it's not too bad
or
Feels like I'm dreaming but it's not too bad
Original Lyrics:
Feels like I'm dreaming but I'm not sleeping
"Fantasy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Feels like I'm dreaming, but to my surprise.
Original Lyrics:
Feels like I'm dreaming, but I'm not sleeping.
"Fantasy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Image is a rapture, creep into me so hard
Original Lyrics:
Images of rapture creep into me slowly
"Fantasy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Image is in rental creep into Ms. Molars.
Original Lyrics:
Images of rapture, creep into me slowly.
"Fantasy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Images of a rapper creep into a snowman
Original Lyrics:
Images of rapture creep into me slowly
"Fantasy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Images of erections creep into me slowly
And it's going to my head.
And it's going to my head.
Original Lyrics:
Images of rapture, creep into me slowly
As you're going into my head.
As you're going into my head.
"Fantasy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Images of raptors creepin' to me slowly
Original Lyrics:
Images of rapture creep into me slowly
"Fantasy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Images of rapture creep into me slowly
Answers going through my head
Answers going through my head
Original Lyrics:
Images of rapture creep into me slowly
As you're going to my head
As you're going to my head
"Fantasy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Images of rep-tar creeping through me slowly
Original Lyrics:
Images of rapture creeping through me slowly
"Fantasy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's so steeped in my pastries
or
It so squeaks in my pastries
But it's just a sweet, sweet fantasy, baby.
or
It so squeaks in my pastries
But it's just a sweet, sweet fantasy, baby.
Original Lyrics:
It's so deep in my daydream
But it's just a sweet, sweet fantasy, baby.
But it's just a sweet, sweet fantasy, baby.
"Fantasy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let your heartbeat 'bed is cold'
or
If your heart beats bedisco
or
If your heart beats bedisco
Original Lyrics:
And my heart beats faster.
"Fantasy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh baby, I'm so itchy-goo darlin if you're 1 and 2
Original Lyrics:
Oh baby, I'm so into you, darling if you only knew
"Fantasy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Re-remember my birthday.
Original Lyrics:
Sweet, sweet fantasy baby.
"Fantasy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleep, sleep, fantasy, baby
Original Lyrics:
Sweet, sweet fantasy baby
"Fantasy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So deep in my testes
or
So deep in my tasties
or
So deep in my tasties
Original Lyrics:
So deep in my daydreams
"Fantasy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet, sweet masturbatin'
Original Lyrics:
Sweet, sweet fantasy, baby
"Fantasy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What about my boyfriend, what about my boyfriend?
Original Lyrics:
With my boyfriend, my laughing boyfriend.
"Fantasy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I close my eyes, you come annotate me.
Original Lyrics:
When I close my eyes, you come and you take me.
"Fantasy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I close my eyes, you come entertain me
Original Lyrics:
When I close my eyes, you come and you take me
"Fantasy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I close my eyes
You come imitate me.
You come imitate me.
Original Lyrics:
When I close my eyes
You come and you take me.
You come and you take me.
"Fantasy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When I close my eyes
You come and tame me
You come and tame me
Original Lyrics:
When I close my eyes
You come and you take me.
You come and you take me.
"Fantasy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With my boyfriend,
my lucky boyfriend
my lucky boyfriend
Original Lyrics:
With my boyfriend,
my laughing boyfriend
my laughing boyfriend
"Fantasy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With my boyfriend, my f***ing boyfriend
Original Lyrics:
With my boyfriend, my laughing boyfriend
"Fantasy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With my boyfriend, my live-in boyfriend
Original Lyrics:
With my boyfriend, my laughing boyfriend
"Fantasy" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With my boyfriend, my ugly boyfriend
Original Lyrics:
With my boyfriend, my laughing boyfriend
"H.A.T.E.U."
Misheard Lyrics:
This was a laughing matter that no one could explain
Original Lyrics:
This was a love phenomenon no one could explain
"Hark! The Herald Angels Sing/Gloria"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh no, no, no, Mia
Original Lyrics:
Gloria
"Hark! The Herald Angels Sing/Gloria"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whooooo-ooooo-ooooa, here!
Original Lyrics:
Gloria
"Heartbreaker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I just keep on comin back excessively
or
But I just keep on comin back in sesame
or
But I just keep on comin back in sesame
Original Lyrics:
But I just keep on comin back incessantly
"Heartbreaker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I just keep on coming back obsessively
or
But I just keep on coming back successfully
or
But I just keep on coming back successfully
Original Lyrics:
But I just keep on coming back incessantly
"Heartbreaker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I just keep on running back with you and me.
Original Lyrics:
But I just keep on comin back incessantly.
"Heartbreaker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Holding me feeling you
Original Lyrics:
Or leave me feeling used
"Heartbreaker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll put on my shirt, I can't leave you alone
Original Lyrics:
And although I should, I can't leave you alone
"Heartbreaker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a shame to be devoid of a wig when you smile at me
Original Lyrics:
It's a shame to be so euphoric and weak when you smile at me
"Heartbreaker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a shame to be in Europe and weak.
Original Lyrics:
It's a shame to be so euphoric and weak.
"Heartbreaker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh why did you have to run a train on me?
Original Lyrics:
Oh why did you have to run your game on me?
"Heartbreaker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh why didja hafta when you came on me?
Original Lyrics:
Oh why did you have to run your game on me?
"Heartbreaker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Pillow bite in the middle of the night
Original Lyrics:
Pillow fight in the middle of the night
"Heartbreaker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She wanna drop my pants with five of her friends
Original Lyrics:
She wanna drive my Benz with five of her friends
"Heartbreaker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She wanna fight with James Dean,
blow my d*ck
blow my d*ck
Original Lyrics:
She wanna fight with lame chicks,
blow my day
blow my day
"Heartbreaker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well you look so good, I don't wanna let go
Original Lyrics:
Oh your love's so good, I don't want to let go
"Heartbreaker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Yea, that's right b**ch.
Original Lyrics:
You gotta bounce like this.
Sung (rapped?)by Jay-Z in the background.
"Heartbreaker" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You just keep on coming back inscestingly.
Original Lyrics:
You just keep on coming back incessantly.
"Hero" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And the Empty Nest you felt will disappear
Original Lyrics:
And the emptiness you felt will disappear
"Hero" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And then a harem comes along
Original Lyrics:
And then a hero comes along
"Hero" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And you cast your feels aside
Original Lyrics:
And you cast your fears aside
"Hero" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Long nose dreams are hard to follow.
or
Long road dreams are hard to follow.
or
Long road dreams are hard to follow.
Original Lyrics:
Lord knows dreams are hard to follow.
"Hero" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So when you feel like the Pope is gone
Original Lyrics:
So when you feel like hope is gone
"Honey (Bad Boy Remix)"
Misheard Lyrics:
So when you cover your mouth they could hear you still sneeze
Original Lyrics:
So when you cover your mouth they could hear you still scream
"Honey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause she got her Barbie and I care.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause what you got is far beyond compare.
"Honey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
(Hone-e-e-y, ne he he, ni!)
Original Lyrics:
(I need it, need it, need it!)
"Honey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Honey you can have me when you know me.
Original Lyrics:
Honey you can have me when you want me.
"Honey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't be lucid with you, honey
OR
I can't be losing grip on you, honey
(Later)
Always strummed out 'cause I love the taste of honey
OR
Always strummed out 'cause I ignore the taste of honey
OR
I can't be losing grip on you, honey
(Later)
Always strummed out 'cause I love the taste of honey
OR
Always strummed out 'cause I ignore the taste of honey
Original Lyrics:
I can't be elusive with you, honey
(Later)
Always strung out for another taste of your honey
(Later)
Always strung out for another taste of your honey
"Honey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, Oh, Honey got me hot down here
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Oh, Honey got me hooked on you
"Honey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What you got is far beyond repair
Original Lyrics:
What you got is far beyond compare
"Honey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
What you got is party on compare
Original Lyrics:
What you got is far beyond compare
"Honey" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know sushi was a love so sweet.
Original Lyrics:
You know sugar never ever was so sweet.
"I Don't" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Told you I'm finished. Dance of the whippet
Review. Bye.
Review. Bye.
Original Lyrics:
Told you I'm finished, gassed up the whip and
Rear view, bye.
Rear view, bye.
"I Stay In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I try to fart like a whale
Original Lyrics:
And I try to front like "oh well"
"I Stay In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I try to front like I will
Each time you f*** around
Each time you f*** around
Original Lyrics:
And I try to front like "oh well"
Each time you let me down
Each time you let me down
"I Stay in Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I try to f*** like a whale
Original Lyrics:
And I try to front like "oh well"
"I Still Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
My brother's hair is fuzzy.
Original Lyrics:
It's worth the risk of burning.
"I Still Believe" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Something for you and me
Original Lyrics:
Someday you and me
"I Wish You Well"
Misheard Lyrics:
Psalms 129 and 2 have greatly impressed me from my youth
Original Lyrics:
Psalms 129:2: "They have greatly oppressed me from my youth"
"I'll Be Lovin' U Long Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't want another hick
There'll never be another ghetto bunny do what you do to me
There'll never be another ghetto bunny do what you do to me
Original Lyrics:
Don't want another, aint gon' never be another
Can't nobody do what you do to me
Can't nobody do what you do to me
"I'll Be There" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If i should ever find someone cool
Original Lyrics:
If you should ever find someone new
"I'll Be There" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you should ever find someone new
I mush it better, be it good to you.
I mush it better, be it good to you.
Original Lyrics:
If you should ever find someone new
I know she better be good to you.
I know she better be good to you.
"I'll Be There" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Togetherness well it's all a math test
Original Lyrics:
Togetherness, well it's all I'm after,
"I'll Be There" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Togetherness--well it's all a math term.
Original Lyrics:
Togetherness--well it's all I'm after.
"I'll Be There" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
With a hot, selfish love to protect you
Original Lyrics:
With an unselfish love to protect you
"I'll Be There" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You and I must make a pant
We must bring salvation back.
or You and I must make a path
We must bring salvation back.
We must bring salvation back.
or You and I must make a path
We must bring salvation back.
Original Lyrics:
You and I must make a pact
We must bring salvation back.
We must bring salvation back.
"I'm That Chick"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hypnotize like baked beans
But you ain't havin' dreams
But you ain't havin' dreams
Original Lyrics:
Hypnotize like Biggie
But you ain't havin' dreams
But you ain't havin' dreams
"I'm That Chick"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm homeless and Nineteen
Original Lyrics:
Or Hallucinating
"I'm That Chick"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm like that ooh-wee you fiendin'
to blaze up and taste me,
got flavor like ice cream,
'cause I'm a chicken leg.
to blaze up and taste me,
got flavor like ice cream,
'cause I'm a chicken leg.
Original Lyrics:
I'm like that ooh-wee you fiendin'
to blaze up and taste me,
got flavor like ice cream,
'cause I'm that chick you like.
to blaze up and taste me,
got flavor like ice cream,
'cause I'm that chick you like.
"If It's Over" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause if it's really gone, you've got to save the world tonight
Original Lyrics:
'Cause if it's really gone, you've got to say the word tonight
"It's Like That" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Them chickens is a** and I'm Russian.
Original Lyrics:
Them chickens is ash and I'm lotion.
"It's Like That" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Them chickens is ashin' up lotion.
Original Lyrics:
Them chickens is ash and I'm lotion.
"Joy to the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
And blunders of his love
Original Lyrics:
And wonders of his love
"Last Night A DJ Saved My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Las maradillas de my life
Original Lyrics:
Last night, a D.J. saved my life.
"Last Night A DJ Saved My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Last night, a evita saved my life.
Original Lyrics:
Last night, a DJ saved my life.
"Last Night a DJ Saved My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Last night, a Ninja saved my wife.
Original Lyrics:
Last night, a D.J. saved my life.
"Lil Snowman"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can tell me he's for rent
Original Lyrics:
You can tell me he's for real
"Love Takes Time" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Losing my mind
From this Halloween in my heart.
From this Halloween in my heart.
Original Lyrics:
Losing my mind
From this hollow in my heart.
From this hollow in my heart.
"LoverBoy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Somebody shook a dead ass
Original Lyrics:
I want my sugar daddy
"Loverboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause I'm a sugar daddy
Take me for a ride
Take me for a ride
Original Lyrics:
'Cause when my sugar daddy
Takes me for a ride
Takes me for a ride
"Loverboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's all mine, and his loving makes me lie
Original Lyrics:
He's so fine and his loving makes me high
"Loverboy"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's my Suga' Danny
Take me for a ride.
Take me for a ride.
Original Lyrics:
So come on, Sugar Daddy
Take me for a ride.
Take me for a ride.
"Make It Happen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I once was lost, but now I'm found
I got my feet on solid ground, Dracula!
I got my feet on solid ground, Dracula!
Original Lyrics:
I once was lost, but now I'm found
I got my feet on solid ground, thank you Lord!
I got my feet on solid ground, thank you Lord!
"Make It Happen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got my feet in southern ground
Making love, oh yeah.
Making love, oh yeah.
Original Lyrics:
I've my feet on solid ground
Thank you Lord, oh yeah.
Thank you Lord, oh yeah.
"Make It Happen" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No pepper shoes upon my feet
Original Lyrics:
No proper shoes upon my feet
"Miss You Most (at Christmas Time)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody’s snoring
Original Lyrics:
Everybody’s smiling
"Miss You Most (at Christmas Time)"
Misheard Lyrics:
The fire is turning
Original Lyrics:
The fire is burning
"My All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd be a hoe to spend just one more night with you
Original Lyrics:
I'd give my all to spend just one more night with you
"My All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd give Michael to have just one more night with you
Original Lyrics:
I'd give my all to have just one more night with you
"My All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd give hail to spend just one more night with you.
Original Lyrics:
I'd give my all to spend just one more night with you.
"My All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd give my all to hack just one more night with you.
Original Lyrics:
I'd give my all to have just one more night with you.
"My All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd give my arm to have just one more night with you.
Original Lyrics:
I'd give my all to have just one more night with you.
"My All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In my sleepless somber tune tonight
Original Lyrics:
In my sleepless solitude tonight
"My All" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Living in the memory of last summer
Original Lyrics:
Living in the memory of our song
"Never Too Far"
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't let Tommy reign
Original Lyrics:
I won't let time erase
"Never Too Far"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm only Tommy Ray's woman of yesterday.
Original Lyrics:
I won't let time erase one bit of yesterday.
"Never Too Far"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm only Tommy Ray.
Original Lyrics:
I won't let time erase.
"Never Too Far"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm only Tommy Ray
Original Lyrics:
I won't let time erase
"Never Too Far"
Misheard Lyrics:
In my mind In the memories I'll find silence
Original Lyrics:
In my mind In the memories I'll find solace
"Never Too Far"
Misheard Lyrics:
What we have transends this experiement
Original Lyrics:
What we have transends this experiece
"O Holy Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fall on your niece, oh, hear the angels' voices
Oh, night divide, oh, night when Christ was bored.
Oh, night divide, oh, night when Christ was bored.
Original Lyrics:
Fall on your knees, oh, hear the angel voices
Oh, night divine, oh, night when Christ was born.
Oh, night divine, oh, night when Christ was born.
"O Holy Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fall on your niece
Oh, hear the angels' voices
Oh, night divide
Oh, night when Christ was bored.
Oh, hear the angels' voices
Oh, night divide
Oh, night when Christ was bored.
Original Lyrics:
Fall on your knees
Oh, hear the angels' voices
Oh, night divine
Oh, night when Christ was born.
Oh, hear the angels' voices
Oh, night divine
Oh, night when Christ was born.
"O Holy Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
For yonder breaks a new inglorious morn
Fall on your niece, oh hear the angel voices!
Fall on your niece, oh hear the angel voices!
Original Lyrics:
For yonder breaks a new and glorious morn
Fall on your knees, oh hear the angel voices!
Fall on your knees, oh hear the angel voices!
"O Holy Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
For younger breaks a new and glorious morph
Original Lyrics:
For yonder breaks a new and glorious morn
"O Holy Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Insane and error timing
Original Lyrics:
In sin and error pining
"O Holy Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
O hold me tight
Original Lyrics:
O holy night
"O Holy Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oneida knives
Original Lyrics:
O night divine
"O.O.C."
Misheard Lyrics:
I get so O.O.C., the gun control baby
Original Lyrics:
I get so O.O.C., out of control control baby
"Obsessed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like you're bathin' in Rid-X
Original Lyrics:
Like you're bathin' in Windex
Rid-X is a product to treat septic back-up; Windex is a brand of glass cleaner.
"Oh Santa!"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you're kinda busy but your elves ran out
Original Lyrics:
I know you're kinda busy with your elves right now
"Oh Santa!"
Misheard Lyrics:
So put on that red suit and make him a beer
Original Lyrics:
So put on that red suit and make him appear
"Oh Santa!"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you can, stupid mutha...
Original Lyrics:
So you can scoop him up
"Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
The kids and girls in Toyland
Will have a Jewish leaf
Will have a Jewish leaf
Original Lyrics:
The kids in girl and boy land
Will have a jubilee
Will have a jubilee
"Say Somethin' (feat. Snoop Dog)" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you like my smile, dig my style, big foul wang
Original Lyrics:
I know you like my smile, dig my style, Big Bow Wow
"Secret Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You and I are sleeping with the same man.
Original Lyrics:
You and I have got a secret love baby.
"Shake It Off" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Boy, I got a sugar roll.
Original Lyrics:
Boy, I gotta shake you off.
"Shake It Off" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Half an hour about your bang
Of your dirty li'l eeds.
Of your dirty li'l eeds.
Original Lyrics:
I found out about a gang
Of your dirty little deeds.
Of your dirty little deeds.
"Shake It Off" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I gotta shake you off
Just like a cab on commission.
Just like a cab on commission.
Original Lyrics:
I gotta shake you off
Just like the Calgon commercial.
Just like the Calgon commercial.
"Shake It Off" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
In the midnight moon
Found somebody who appreciates all the love I give.
Found somebody who appreciates all the love I give.
Original Lyrics:
Gotta make that move
Find somebody who appreciates all the love I give.
Find somebody who appreciates all the love I give.
"Shake It Off" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like a cab on commission
I really got to get the f*** out of here and go somewhere.
I really got to get the f*** out of here and go somewhere.
Original Lyrics:
Just like the Calgon commercial
I really gotta get up outta here and go somewhere.
I really gotta get up outta here and go somewhere.
"Shake It Off" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like a cab on commission
Original Lyrics:
Just like the Calgon commercial
"Shake It Off" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like a cat food commercial
Original Lyrics:
Just like the Calgon commercial
"Shake It Off" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like a cow on commercial
Original Lyrics:
Just like a Calgon commercial
"Shake It Off" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like a gal on commission
Really got to get up out of here
And go somewhere.
Really got to get up out of here
And go somewhere.
Original Lyrics:
Just like the Calgon commercial
I really got to get up out of here
And go somewhere.
I really got to get up out of here
And go somewhere.
"Shake It Off" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like the Samsung commercial
Original Lyrics:
Just like the Calgon commercial
"Shake It Off" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just like the cows on commercial
I got to get up out of here and go somewhere.
I got to get up out of here and go somewhere.
Original Lyrics:
Just like the Calgon commercial
I got to get up out of here and go somewhere.
I got to get up out of here and go somewhere.
"Shake It Off" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Like the cat-walk commercial
or
Like a cab on commission.
or
Like a cab on commission.
Original Lyrics:
Like the Calgon commercial
"Shake It Off" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
See I grabbed all my diamonds and cloves
Just stashed in my Moschino.
Just stashed in my Moschino.
Original Lyrics:
See I grabbed all my diamonds and clothes
Just ask your momma, she knows.
Just ask your momma, she knows.
"Slipping Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's all a bitch-er-ade
Original Lyrics:
It's all a big charade
"Someday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby now eat your Kid Cuisine
That there'll ever come a tummy when you're cold and hungry.
That there'll ever come a tummy when you're cold and hungry.
Original Lyrics:
Maybe now you just can't conceive
That there'll ever come a time when you're cold and lonely.
That there'll ever come a time when you're cold and lonely.
"Someday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You had it all worked in the phone
Original Lyrics:
You had it all but didn't know
"Someday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You had it over there, oh no!
Original Lyrics:
You had it all but did not know
"Someday" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You were sublime to let me go
Original Lyrics:
You were so blind to let me go
"Stay The Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll filet a thunderbolt tonight.
Original Lyrics:
And I'm feeling vulnerable tonight.
"Stay The Night" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just let me f*** you 'til the morning light.
Original Lyrics:
Just let me rock you 'til the morning light.
"Sweetheart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We can share a story 'bout romance
or
We can share a story 'bout grown men
or
We can share a story 'bout grown men
Original Lyrics:
We can share a storybook romance
"Sweetheart" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You know I need your love.
Grown man
Grown man
Original Lyrics:
You know I need your love.
Romance
Romance
"Thank God I Found You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Affilerate & appreciate
Original Lyrics:
After the rain, to appreciate
"Thank God I Found You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Be careful what we have
Original Lyrics:
The gift of what we have
"Thank God I Found You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Have to sell myself a ring
I've finally found a man in you.
I've finally found a man in you.
Original Lyrics:
After so much suffering
I've finally found unvarnished truth.
I've finally found unvarnished truth.
"Thank God I Found You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
See I was so deaf before you came to me
Original Lyrics:
See I was so desolate before you came to me
"The Distance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Filet us filet us
La di da
or
For laughs, for laughs
La di da
La di da
or
For laughs, for laughs
La di da
Original Lyrics:
For life, for life
La di da
La di da
"The Roof" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It was a rainy air
The wind was laughing at me
In that misty autumn warm November night
The wind was laughing at me
In that misty autumn warm November night
Original Lyrics:
It wasn't raining yet
But it was definitely
A little misty on that warm November night
But it was definitely
A little misty on that warm November night
"Touch My Body"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just wanna make you feel like you're a man.
or
I just wanna make you feel like I'm a man.
or
I just wanna make you feel like I'm a man.
Original Lyrics:
I just wanna make you feel like you never did.
"Touch My Body"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me ride your face
Just a little taste
Just a little taste
Original Lyrics:
All around your waste
Just a little taste
Just a little taste
"Touch My Body"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me rub my face
All around your waist.
All around your waist.
Original Lyrics:
Let me wrap my thighs
All around your waist.
All around your waist.
"Touch My Body"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me wrap my thighs all around your face, just a little taste
Original Lyrics:
Let me wrap my thighs all around your waist, just a little taste
"Touch My Body"
Misheard Lyrics:
Touch my body, know you like my curves,
cream all up in me when I deserve.
cream all up in me when I deserve.
Original Lyrics:
Touch my body, know you like my curves,
c'mon and give me what i deserve.
c'mon and give me what i deserve.
"Underneath The Stars" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We killed a deer
Wrapped in the warm gentle breeze.
Wrapped in the warm gentle breeze.
Original Lyrics:
Weak in the knees
Wrapped in the warm gentle breeze
Wrapped in the warm gentle breeze
"Underneath the Stars" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We kindled these,
Wrapped in the warm gentle breeze.
Wrapped in the warm gentle breeze.
Original Lyrics:
Weak in the knees,
Wrapped in the warm gentle breeze.
Wrapped in the warm gentle breeze.
"Vision Of Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And now I know I've succeeded
In finding the place I can see
In finding the place I can see
Original Lyrics:
And now I know I've succeeded
In finding the place I conceived
In finding the place I conceived
"Vision Of Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I had a division of love
Original Lyrics:
I had a vision of love
"Vision Of Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Sharing me fruit inspiration
Original Lyrics:
Carried me through desperation
"Vision Of Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Straight through the nuts
Original Lyrics:
Prayed through the nights
"Vision Of Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suffered from Alien Nation.
Original Lyrics:
Suffered from alienation.
"Vision Of Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Suffered through Alien Nation
Original Lyrics:
Suffered through alienation
"Vision Of Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thank you for all that you did
Original Lyrics:
And you know that you did
"Vision of Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carried me through desperation
To the one that was wailing for me
To the one that was wailing for me
Original Lyrics:
Carried me through desperation
To the one that was waiting for me
To the one that was waiting for me
"Vision of Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carried me through perspiration
Original Lyrics:
Carried me through despiration
"Vision of Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I had a Bee Gee in love
Original Lyrics:
I had a vision of love
"Vision of Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I had a picture of love
Original Lyrics:
I had a vision of love
"Vision of Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I had an unusual love
Original Lyrics:
I had a vision of love
"Vision of Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Played through the nights
Original Lyrics:
Prayed through the nights
"We Belong Together" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
(Then I'm throwing Babyface, shine on)
Original Lyrics:
(Then I'm throwing Babyface or Shy on)
"We Belong Together" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Bought a wombat on the radio.
Original Lyrics:
Bobby Womack's on the radio.
"We Belong Together" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I dropped my Rolex on the radio.
Original Lyrics:
Bobby Womack's on the radio.
"We Belong Together" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I need a n****r back in my life.
Original Lyrics:
I need you, need you back in my life.
"We Belong Together" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was driving to myself
Original Lyrics:
I was lying to myself
"We Belong Together" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was writing to myself
I couldn't have bottled I would ever be without your mom
or
I couldn't have bottled I would ever be without your mother
(later)
Wait a minute, this is poopy (poopy)
A baby changing station
I couldn't have bottled I would ever be without your mom
or
I couldn't have bottled I would ever be without your mother
(later)
Wait a minute, this is poopy (poopy)
A baby changing station
Original Lyrics:
I was lying to myself
I couldn't have fathomed I would ever be without your love
(later)
Wait a minute, this is too deep (too deep)
I gotta change the station
I couldn't have fathomed I would ever be without your love
(later)
Wait a minute, this is too deep (too deep)
I gotta change the station
"We Belong Together" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Puttin' anthrax on the radio.
Original Lyrics:
Bobby Womack's on the radio.
"We Belong Together" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll go on forever.
Original Lyrics:
We belong together.
"With Open Arms"
Misheard Lyrics:
I come to you without any arms.
Original Lyrics:
I come to you with open arms.
"With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Del Mar f***s with you
Original Lyrics:
Damn, I f***s with you
"With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shots are ramming,
Plain confessions and our bodies planning
Plain confessions and our bodies planning
Original Lyrics:
Shots of Remy,
Playing 'Confessions' and our bodies blending
Playing 'Confessions' and our bodies blending
"With You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You ain't gotta break down your toaster.
Original Lyrics:
You ain't gotta break down; you're too strong.
"Without You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't live when with or when without you.
Original Lyrics:
I can't live when living is without you.
"Without You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ken Lee
Tulibu, dibu, douchoo
Tulibu, dibu, douchoo
Original Lyrics:
Can't live
If living is without you
If living is without you
"Without You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No, I can't forget the semen on your face as you were leaving.
Original Lyrics:
No, I can't forget this evening or your face as you were leaving.
"Without You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I can't forget the ceiling
or your face as you were leaving
or your face as you were leaving
Original Lyrics:
No I can't forget this evening
or your face as you were leaving
or your face as you were leaving
"Without You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh I can't forget the ceiling
Or your face as you were leavin'.
Or your face as you were leavin'.
Original Lyrics:
Oh I can't forget this evening
Or your face as you were leavin'.
Or your face as you were leavin'.
"Without You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh I can't forget the feeling
On your face as you were leavin'.
On your face as you were leavin'.
Original Lyrics:
Oh I can't forget this evenin'
Or your face as you were leavin'.
Or your face as you were leavin'.
"Without You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh I can't forget the scene in
Or your face as you were leavin'.
Or your face as you were leavin'.
Original Lyrics:
Oh I can't forget this evenin'
Or your face as you were leavin'.
Or your face as you were leavin'.
"Without You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh I can't forget the sea-men.
Original Lyrics:
No I can't forget this evening.
"Without You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh I can't forget the seemen
Original Lyrics:
Oh I can't forget this evening
"Without You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh I can't forget the semen on your face as you were leaving
Original Lyrics:
Oh I can't forget this evening, or your face as you were leaving
"Without You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh I can't forget the semen, or your face as you were leaving.
Original Lyrics:
Oh I can't forget this evening, or your face as you were leaving.
"Without You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh I can't forget the semen
On your face as you were leavin'
On your face as you were leavin'
Original Lyrics:
Oh I can't forget this evening
Or your face as you were leavin'
Or your face as you were leavin'
"Without You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh I can't forget this evening,
oh your face said you were leaving
oh your face said you were leaving
Original Lyrics:
Oh I can't forget this evening
or your face as you were leaving
or your face as you were leaving
"Without You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're sure it shows
or
You're so unsure
or
You're so unsure
Original Lyrics:
Your sorrow shows
"Without You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Your sorrow shows
Your a**, it shows.
Your a**, it shows.
Original Lyrics:
Your sorrow shows
Yes it shows.
Yes it shows.
"You Don't Know What to Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm-a such a freak
Original Lyrics:
Imma set you free
"You're So Cold" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a homeless man
Original Lyrics:
You're a heartless man
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