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"A No No"
Ants is our hands, AKA I cut you off
Ed Scissorhands, AKA I cut you off
"A No No"
I can’t whistle tone, pay no ’tention to me
I can’t waste no time, pay no ’tention to you
"Against All Odds"
Just don't slap me on the face.
Just the memory of your face.
"All I Want For Christmas Is You" (MP3)
I don't want a yacht for Christmas
I don't want a lot this Christmas
"All I Want For Christmas Is You" (MP3)
I won't even stay awake to hear those magic reindeer play
I won't even stay awake to hear those magic reindeer click
"All I Want For Christmas Is You" (MP3)
I'm just gonna keep Mom waiting
Underneath the mistletoe
I'm just gonna keep on waiting
Underneath the mistletoe
"All I Want for Christmas Is You" (MP3)
All I want for Christmas is a poo
All I want for Christmas is you
"All I Want for Christmas Is You" (MP3)
And I don’t care about the prison
And I don’t care about the presents
"All I Want for Christmas Is You" (MP3)
I don't want a doll for Christmas
I don't want a lot for Christmas
"All I Want for Christmas Is You" (MP3)
I don't want a life for Christmas
I don't want a lot for Christmas
"All I Want for Christmas Is You" (MP3)
I don't want her, not for Christmas.
I don't want a lot for Christmas.
"All I Want for Christmas Is You" (MP3)
I don't want your snot for Christmas
I don't want a lot for Christmas
"All I Want for Christmas Is You" (MP3)
I just wanna see my baby staring right outside my door
I just wanna see my baby standing right outside my door
"All I Want for Christmas Is You" (MP3)
I just want to roll my own.
I just want you for my own
"All I Want for Christmas Is You" (MP3)
I just want you for my own
Walk away the sky unknown
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
know doesn't even rhyme with own
"All I Want for Christmas Is You" (MP3)
I won't make a list and send it
For the North Pole's closing in.
I won't make a list and send it
To the North Pole for Saint Nick.
"All I Want for Christmas Is You" (MP3)
Make my whiff come true
Make my wish come true
"All I Want for Christmas Is You" (MP3)
Make my wish come, Drew
Make my wish come true
"All I Want for Christmas Is You" (MP3)
Make my witch come through
Make my wish come true
"All I Want for Christmas Is You" (MP3)
Santa, won't you bring me one millionaire?
Santa, won't you bring me the one I really need?
"All I Want for Christmas Is You" (MP3)
Sarah, won't you bring
Santa, won't you bring
"All I Want for Christmas Is You" (MP3)
Underneath the presents here
Underneath the Christmas tree
"Always Be My Baby" (MP3)
And I won't break it to stay
Now you told me to leave, boy
I will not stand in your way.
And I won't beg you to stay
If you're determined to leave boy
I will not stand in your way.
"Always Be My Baby" (MP3)
And limbo on
And linger on
"Always Be My Baby" (MP3)
And we'll Weeble on
And we'll linger on
Weebles are the toys that wobble, but they won't fall down!
"Always Be My Baby" (MP3)
And we're liberal
And we'll linger on
"Always Be My Baby" (MP3)
But I'd have never believed you'd be back again
But inevitably you'll be back again
"Always Be My Baby" (MP3)
Seinfeld is feeling distraught
or
I am trying not to be so strong
or
I am trying not to be so strong
Time can't erase a feeling this strong
"Always Be My Baby" (MP3)
I'm a singer and...
And linger on.
"Always Be My Baby" (MP3)
I'm constructing and I'm singing a song.
Time can't erase a feeling this strong.
"Always Be My Baby" (MP3)
Like you wanna be 3
Like you wanna be free
3, as in three years old.
"Always Be My Baby" (MP3)
No way you're ever gonna shame me
No way you're ever gonna shake me
"Always Be My Baby" (MP3)
No way you're ever gonna shave me
No way you're ever gonna shake me
"Always Be My Baby" (MP3)
No way you're never gonna shape me
No way you're never gonna shake me
"Always Be My Baby" (MP3)
O, Donna, 'cuz you'll always be my baby.
O, darling, 'cuz you'll always be my baby.
"Always Be My Baby" (MP3)
Oh boy, you're never gonna shag me
Oh darling, 'cause you'll always be my baby.
No way you're ever gonna shake me
Oh darling, 'cause you'll always be my baby.
"Always Be My Baby" (MP3)
Old time cameras the feeling is wrong
Oh time can't erase a feeling this strong
"Always Be My Baby" (MP3)
Ooh damn it 'cause you'll always be my baby
Ooh darling, 'cause you'll always be my baby
"Always Be My Baby" (MP3)
Sean Connery's a feelin' this strong.
or
Sean Connery's a feeling me strong
or
Sean Connery's a feeling me strong
Time can't erase a feeling this strong
"Always Be My Baby" (MP3)
Sean Connery, this feeling is strong.
Time can't erase a feeling this strong.
"Always Be My Baby" (MP3)
Sean Connery, this feeling's so strong
Time can't erase a feeling this strong.
"Always Be My Baby" (MP3)
Shine Kenny, the feeling is strong.
Time can't erase a feeling this strong.
"Always Be My Baby" (MP3)
Side canner is a feeling so strong
Time can't erase a feeling this strong.
"Always Be My Baby" (MP3)
Side cantor is a feelin' so strong.
Time can't erase a feeling this strong.
"Always Be My Baby" (MP3)
Sign camera is a feeling so strong.
Time can't erase a feeling this strong
"Always Be My Baby" (MP3)
Tie Domi wasn't feeling as strong.
Time can't erase a feeling this strong.
"Always Be My Baby" (MP3)
Time Caterisms feeling me strong
Time can't erase a feeling this strong
"Always Be My Baby" (MP3)
Time canneries, I'm feeling it strong.
Time can't erase a feeling this strong.
"Always Be My Baby" (MP3)
We were just wondering
We were as one babe
"Always Be My Baby" (MP3)
You'll always be apart from me
You'll always be a part of me
"Always Be My Baby" (MP3)
You're maternity leave, boy
You're determined to leave, boy
"Anytime You Need A Friend" (MP3)
And your spirit don't mean a shit
And your spirit diminishing
"Anytime You Need A Friend" (MP3)
If you f***in' need a friend
Anytime you need a friend
Do you cling to your pride and sing "I Will Survive"?
Do you like Jodeci? How do you live this way?
Do your home running thing and they just slip away
Do you cling to your pride and sing "I Will Survive"?
Do you lash out and say "How dare you leave this way"?
Do you hold on in vain as they just slip away?
Well I guess I'm trying to be not your lolly polly
Well I guess I'm trying to be nonchalant about it
"Bringing on the Heartbreak"
You're such a secret Mr.
I don't share it
You're such a secret
Misty-eyed and shady
It's easy to scum too overwhelming inside
It's easy to succumb to overwhelming feelings inside
Why do horses run unbridled on this very night?
Wild horses run unbridled or their spirit dies
You're a virgin so spread your wings and fly
You're a bird so spread your wings and fly
Even though I drive, I can't let go
Even though I try, I can't let go
There you are, holding her head
There you are, holding her hand
"Caution"
Do you want more material, positions ain't a thing
Do you want more material possessions, ain't nothing
"Charlie Brown Christmas"
Happiness and fear
Happiness and cheer
"Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)"
Lots of people are found
or
Lost people are found
Lots of people around
"Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)"
The church bells in time
The church bells in town
"Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)"
They're saying, "Deck the halls."
They're singing Deck the Halls
Painting on a smile with lipstick, putting on a bitch-er-ade
Painting on a smile with lipstick, putting on a big charade
"Crybaby"
Pour another glass or two and try to f*** it
You
Pour another glass or two and try to forget you
"Don't Forget About Us"
And if the scotch got you all messed up now that's that trickery
And if she's got your head all messed up now that's the trickery
"Don't Forget About Us"
But I turn and I walk and I let it run
(later)
What we had, it hurts and fears
But I turn and I walk and I let it ride
(later)
What we had, it perseveres
"Don't Forget About Us"
Dog baby, dog baby, dog, let it go
Don't baby, don't baby, don't let it go
"Don't Forget About Us"
Don't look down at us
Don't forget about us
"Don't Forget About Us"
They just care about us
Don't forget about us
"Don't Stop"
I'm about to poo my pants
I'm about to prove my fame
'Cause I wanna Shop-a-rama with you, baby!
'Cause I want to share forever with you, baby!
'Cause I wanna shuffle ruffle with you, baby.
'Cause I wanna share forever with you, baby.
'Cause I want to shavel ravel with you baby
'Cause I want to share forever with you baby
Cause I wanna shave forever with you baby
Cause I want to share forever with you baby
Cause I wanna ship a river with you, baby
Cause I wanna share forever with you, baby
Dean Martin, come and rescue me
Dreamlover, come and rescue me
Dean Martin, come and rescue me
Dreamlover, come and rescue me
Don't want a lover too tender
Don't want another pretender
Dreamlover come rust with me
Dreamlover come rescue me
Dreamlover, come question me.
Dreamlover, come rescue me.
Gene Wilder, come and rescue me
Dreamlover, come and rescue me
I need a loofah to give me
I need a lover to give me
I need a robot to give me
The kind of love that will last always.
I need a lover to give me
The kind of love that will last always.
I need some destiny
I need you so desperately
I wanna sham a ram-a with you, baby.
I wanna share forever with you, baby.
Take me home, take me down, take me anywhere you want to baby now
Take me up, take me down, take me anywhere you want to baby now
Who understands how I feel outside?
Who understands how I feel inside?
Why don't you take me, ole!
Why don't you take me away?
Won't you please come around
'Cause I wanna sh*t forever with you baby
Won't you please come around
'Cause I wanna share forever with you baby
High up in heaven above
Higher than the heavens above
Higher than my friends at home
Higher than the heavens above
Higher than the 7th floor
Higher than the heavens above
Higher than the seventh soli
High up in the heavens above
I don't know if you'll agree but I like the way you feel inside
OR
I don't know if you're free but I like the the way you feel inside
I don't know if you're real but I like the way it feels inside
I'm allowed, I'm alive
Intoxicated, lying high
(Later)
When you're looking into my eyes you make me feel so cold
I'm in love, I'm alive
Intoxicated, flying high
(Later)
When you're looking into my eyes you make me feel so high
It feels like a dream when you touch me tumbling
It feels like a dream when you touch me tenderly
You got me doin pro-mo-shuns
You got me feelin emotions
You got me feelin' emotions
Higher than Kevin Sorbo.
You got me feelin' emotions
Higher than the heavens above.
You got me feeling emotions
Higher than I've ever before.
You got me feeling emotions
Higher than the heavens above.
You got me feeling emulsion,
deeper than I ever dreamed of
You got me feeling emotions,
deeper than I ever dreamed of
You got me feeling emulsion
You got me feeling emotions
You got me feeling in motion.
You got me feeling emotions.
You got me feeling nauseous.
You got me feeling emotions.
You got me going to Marshalls
You got me feeling emotions
You got me into the ocean
You got me feeling emotions
You got me seeing abortions
You got me feeling emotions
You've got me feeding brioche buns
You've got me feeling emotions
You've got me feeling Emer's chins.
You've got me feeling emotions.
"Fantasy (Bad Boy Remix)" (MP3)
Me and Mariah
Go back like babies and pacifiers
Old Dirty Dog's no liar
Keep the penalty hot like fire
Jump, jump, let me see you do the stunt
Girls, let me see you shake your rump
Brothers, hit it from the back to front
And let's do it, do it, do it up
I'm a little bit raunchy
I'm a little bit rough mold
I done stole the soul
Big letters all big and bold
Old Dirty Bastard 'cross the floor
Me and Mariah
Go back like babies and pacifiers
Old Dirt Dog's no liar
Keep your fantasy hot like fire
Jump, jump, let me see you do the stump
Girls, let me see you shake your rump
Brothers, get in from the back and pump
And let's do it do it do the hump
I'm a little bit of country
I'm a little bit of rock 'n roll
And I'm soul to soul
Big letters all big and bold
Old Dirty Bastard 'cross the globe
"Fantasy (Bad Boy Remix)" (MP3)
Salem are you in the house?
Shaolin are you in the house?
(But it's just a) sweet, sweet medicine, baby.
(But it's just a) sweet, sweet fantasy, baby.
All the fear that flows through my behind
All the things that flow through my mind
But it's just a sleepy fantasy baby
But it's just a sweet sweet fantasy baby
But it's just a sweet emancipation
(But it's just a) sweet, sweet fantasy, baby.
C.C. M.C. baby
Sweet sweet fantasy baby
Even resurrection, keeping to this moment
Images of rapture, creep into me slowly
Every single ratchet, creeping to me slowly.
Images of rapture, creep into me slowly.
Feels like I'm dreamin' 'bout 'Of Mice and Men'.
Feel's like I'm dreamin', but I'm not sleeping.
Feels like I'm dreamin'
But I might slip back.
Feels like I'm dreaming
But I'm not sleeping.
Feels like I'm dreaming but tonight's the end
or
Feels like I'm dreaming but it's not too bad
or
Feels like I'm dreaming but it's not too bad
Feels like I'm dreaming but I'm not sleeping
Feels like I'm dreaming, but to my surprise.
Feels like I'm dreaming, but I'm not sleeping.
Image is a rapture, creep into me so hard
Images of rapture creep into me slowly
Image is in rental creep into Ms. Molars.
Images of rapture, creep into me slowly.
Images of a rapper creep into a snowman
Images of rapture creep into me slowly
Images of erections creep into me slowly
And it's going to my head.
Images of rapture, creep into me slowly
As you're going into my head.
Images of fractures
Images of rapture
Images of laptops
Images of rapture
Images of raptors creepin' to me slowly
Images of rapture creep into me slowly
Images of rapture creep into me slowly
Answers going through my head
Images of rapture creep into me slowly
As you're going to my head
Images of rep-tar creeping through me slowly
Images of rapture creeping through me slowly
It's so deep in my DJ
It's so deep in my daydreams
It's so steeped in my pastries
or
It so squeaks in my pastries
But it's just a sweet, sweet fantasy, baby.
It's so deep in my daydream
But it's just a sweet, sweet fantasy, baby.
Let your heartbeat 'bed is cold'
or
If your heart beats bedisco
And my heart beats faster.
Oh baby, I'm so itchy-goo darlin if you're 1 and 2
Oh baby, I'm so into you, darling if you only knew
Re-remember my birthday.
Sweet, sweet fantasy baby.
Sleep, sleep, fantasy, baby
Sweet, sweet fantasy baby
So deep in my daisy
So deep in my daydreams
So deep in my testes
or
So deep in my tasties
or
So deep in my tasties
So deep in my daydreams
So deep in my taxes
So deep in my daydreams
So steeped in my taxes
So deep in my daydreams
Sweet majesty, baby
Sweet fantasy baby
Sweet sweet medicine Baby
Sweet sweet fantasy baby
Sweet, sweet masturbatin'
Sweet, sweet fantasy, baby
Sweet, sweet venison baby
Sweet sweet fantasy baby
What about my boyfriend, what about my boyfriend?
With my boyfriend, my laughing boyfriend.
When I close my eyes, you come annotate me.
When I close my eyes, you come and you take me.
When I close my eyes, you come entertain me
When I close my eyes, you come and you take me
When I close my eyes
You come imitate me.
When I close my eyes
You come and you take me.
When I close my eyes
You come and tame me
When I close my eyes
You come and you take me.
With my boyfriend,
my lucky boyfriend
With my boyfriend,
my laughing boyfriend
With my boyfriend, my f***ing boyfriend
With my boyfriend, my laughing boyfriend
With my boyfriend, my live-in boyfriend
With my boyfriend, my laughing boyfriend
With my boyfriend, my ugly boyfriend
With my boyfriend, my laughing boyfriend
"H.A.T.E.U."
This was a laughing matter that no one could explain
This was a love phenomenon no one could explain
"Hark! The Herald Angels Sing/Gloria"
Oh no, no, no, Mia
Gloria
"Hark! The Herald Angels Sing/Gloria"
Whooooo-ooooo-ooooa, here!
Gloria
But I just keep on comin back excessively
or
But I just keep on comin back in sesame
or
But I just keep on comin back in sesame
But I just keep on comin back incessantly
But I just keep on coming back obsessively
or
But I just keep on coming back successfully
But I just keep on coming back incessantly
But I just keep on running back with you and me.
But I just keep on comin back incessantly.
Holding me feeling you
Or leave me feeling used
I'll put on my shirt, I can't leave you alone
And although I should, I can't leave you alone
It's a shame to be devoid of a wig when you smile at me
It's a shame to be so euphoric and weak when you smile at me
It's a shame to be in Europe and weak.
It's a shame to be so euphoric and weak.
Oh why did you have to run a train on me?
Oh why did you have to run your game on me?
Oh why didja hafta when you came on me?
Oh why did you have to run your game on me?
Pillow bite in the middle of the night
Pillow fight in the middle of the night
She wanna drop my pants with five of her friends
She wanna drive my Benz with five of her friends
She wanna fight with James Dean,
blow my d*ck
She wanna fight with lame chicks,
blow my day
Stole your boy from me
So euphoric and weak
Well you look so good, I don't wanna let go
Oh your love's so good, I don't want to let go
Yea, that's right b**ch.
You gotta bounce like this.
Sung (rapped?)by Jay-Z in the background.
You just keep on coming back inscestingly.
You just keep on coming back incessantly.
A pillow flies in you.
A hero lies in you.
And the Empty Nest you felt will disappear
And the emptiness you felt will disappear
And then a harem comes along
And then a hero comes along
And you cast your feels aside
And you cast your fears aside
Evil eyes in you.
A hero lies in you.
Long nose dreams are hard to follow.
or
Long road dreams are hard to follow.
Lord knows dreams are hard to follow.
So when you feel like the Pope is gone
So when you feel like hope is gone
We're make our way
Will melt away
"Honey (Bad Boy Remix)"
So when you cover your mouth they could hear you still sneeze
So when you cover your mouth they could hear you still scream
'Cause she got her Barbie and I care.
'Cause what you got is far beyond compare.
(Hone-e-e-y, ne he he, ni!)
(I need it, need it, need it!)
And it's just like Holly
And it's just like honey
And it's just like hugging
And it's just like honey
And it’s just like Barney
And it’s just like honey
Honey I can't decide
Honey I can't describe
Honey you can have me when you know me.
Honey you can have me when you want me.
How does he see the time?
How good it feels inside
I can't be lucid with you, honey
OR
I can't be losing grip on you, honey
(Later)
Always strummed out 'cause I love the taste of honey
OR
Always strummed out 'cause I ignore the taste of honey
I can't be elusive with you, honey
(Later)
Always strung out for another taste of your honey
Oh, Oh, Honey got me hot down here
Oh, Oh, Honey got me hooked on you
What you got is far beyond repair
What you got is far beyond compare
What you got is party on compare
What you got is far beyond compare
You know sushi was a love so sweet.
You know sugar never ever was so sweet.
Told you I'm finished. Dance of the whippet
Review. Bye.
Told you I'm finished, gassed up the whip and
Rear view, bye.
"I Stay In Love"
And I try to fart like a whale
And I try to front like "oh well"
"I Stay In Love"
And I try to front like I will
Each time you f*** around
And I try to front like "oh well"
Each time you let me down
"I Stay in Love"
And I try to f*** like a whale
And I try to front like "oh well"
I had a drink
I had a dream
I'm out of drinks
I had a dream
My brother's hair is fuzzy.
It's worth the risk of burning.
Something for you and me
Someday you and me
Sunday for you and me
Someday you and me
Sunday you and me
Someday you and me
"I Wish You Well"
Psalms 129 and 2 have greatly impressed me from my youth
Psalms 129:2: "They have greatly oppressed me from my youth"
"I'll Be Lovin' U Long Time"
Don't want another hick
There'll never be another ghetto bunny do what you do to me
Don't want another, aint gon' never be another
Can't nobody do what you do to me
And underwear
And I'll be there
If i should ever find someone cool
If you should ever find someone new
If you should ever find someone new
I mush it better, be it good to you.
If you should ever find someone new
I know she better be good to you.
Togetherness well it's all a math test
Togetherness, well it's all I'm after,
Togetherness--well it's all a math term.
Togetherness--well it's all I'm after.
With a hot, selfish love to protect you
With an unselfish love to protect you
You and I must make a pant
We must bring salvation back.
or You and I must make a path
We must bring salvation back.
You and I must make a pact
We must bring salvation back.
"I'm That Chick"
Hypnotize like baked beans
But you ain't havin' dreams
Hypnotize like Biggie
But you ain't havin' dreams
"I'm That Chick"
I'm homeless and Nineteen
Or Hallucinating
"I'm That Chick"
I'm like that ooh-wee you fiendin'
to blaze up and taste me,
got flavor like ice cream,
'cause I'm a chicken leg.
I'm like that ooh-wee you fiendin'
to blaze up and taste me,
got flavor like ice cream,
'cause I'm that chick you like.
'Cause if it's really gone, you've got to save the world tonight
'Cause if it's really gone, you've got to say the word tonight
'Cause it's my life.
'Cause it's my night .
Denture!
It's like that, yo!
Special!
It's like that, yo!
Them chickens is a** and I'm Russian.
Them chickens is ash and I'm lotion.
Them chickens is ashin' up lotion.
Them chickens is ash and I'm lotion.
"Joy to the World"
And blunders of his love
And wonders of his love
"Last Night A DJ Saved My Life"
Las maradillas de my life
Last night, a D.J. saved my life.
"Last Night A DJ Saved My Life"
Last night, a evita saved my life.
Last night, a DJ saved my life.
"Last Night a DJ Saved My Life"
Last night, a Ninja saved my wife.
Last night, a D.J. saved my life.
"Lil Snowman"
You can tell me he's for rent
You can tell me he's for real
Losing my mind
From this Halloween in my heart.
Losing my mind
From this hollow in my heart.
"LoverBoy"
Somebody shook a dead ass
I want my sugar daddy
"Loverboy"
'Cause I'm a sugar daddy
Take me for a ride
'Cause when my sugar daddy
Takes me for a ride
"Loverboy"
He's all mine, and his loving makes me lie
He's so fine and his loving makes me high
"Loverboy"
He's my Suga' Danny
Take me for a ride.
So come on, Sugar Daddy
Take me for a ride.
I held on to my face
I held on to my faith
I once was lost, but now I'm found
I got my feet on solid ground, Dracula!
I once was lost, but now I'm found
I got my feet on solid ground, thank you Lord!
I've got my feet in southern ground
Making love, oh yeah.
I've my feet on solid ground
Thank you Lord, oh yeah.
Make a half moon
Make it happen
No pepper shoes upon my feet
No proper shoes upon my feet
"Miss You Most (at Christmas Time)"
Everybody’s snoring
Everybody’s smiling
"Miss You Most (at Christmas Time)"
The fire is turning
The fire is burning
I am dreaming of you
I am thinking of you
I'd be a hoe to spend just one more night with you
I'd give my all to spend just one more night with you
I'd give Michael to have just one more night with you
I'd give my all to have just one more night with you
I'd give Midol to have
I'd give my all to have
I'd give hail to spend just one more night with you.
I'd give my all to spend just one more night with you.
I'd give my all to hack just one more night with you.
I'd give my all to have just one more night with you.
I'd give my arm to have just one more night with you.
I'd give my all to have just one more night with you.
In my sleepless somber tune tonight
In my sleepless solitude tonight
Living in the memory of last summer
Living in the memory of our song
"Never Too Far"
I won't let Tommy reign
I won't let time erase
"Never Too Far"
I'm only Tommy Ray's woman of yesterday.
I won't let time erase one bit of yesterday.
"Never Too Far"
I'm only Tommy Ray.
I won't let time erase.
"Never Too Far"
I'm only Tommy Ray
I won't let time erase
"Never Too Far"
In my mind In the memories I'll find silence
In my mind In the memories I'll find solace
"Never Too Far"
What we have transends this experiement
What we have transends this experiece
"O Holy Night"
Fall on your niece, oh, hear the angels' voices
Oh, night divide, oh, night when Christ was bored.
Fall on your knees, oh, hear the angel voices
Oh, night divine, oh, night when Christ was born.
"O Holy Night"
Fall on your niece
Oh, hear the angels' voices
Oh, night divide
Oh, night when Christ was bored.
Fall on your knees
Oh, hear the angels' voices
Oh, night divine
Oh, night when Christ was born.
"O Holy Night"
For yonder breaks a new inglorious morn
Fall on your niece, oh hear the angel voices!
For yonder breaks a new and glorious morn
Fall on your knees, oh hear the angel voices!
"O Holy Night"
For younger breaks a new and glorious morph
For yonder breaks a new and glorious morn
"O Holy Night"
Insane and error timing
In sin and error pining
"O Holy Night"
O hold me tight
O holy night
"O Holy Night"
Oneida knives
O night divine
"O.O.C."
I get so O.O.C., the gun control baby
I get so O.O.C., out of control control baby
"Obsessed"
Like you're bathin' in Rid-X
Like you're bathin' in Windex
Rid-X is a product to treat septic back-up; Windex is a brand of glass cleaner.
"Obsessed"
Robin Hood
Poppin' hood
"Obsessed"
Robin hood
Poppin' hood
"Oh Santa!"
I know you're kinda busy but your elves ran out
I know you're kinda busy with your elves right now
"Oh Santa!"
So put on that red suit and make him a beer
So put on that red suit and make him appear
"Oh Santa!"
So you can, stupid mutha...
So you can scoop him up
"Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town"
The kids and girls in Toyland
Will have a Jewish leaf
The kids in girl and boy land
Will have a jubilee
"Say Somethin' (feat. Snoop Dog)" (MP3)
I know you like my smile, dig my style, big foul wang
I know you like my smile, dig my style, Big Bow Wow
"Secret Love"
You and I are sleeping with the same man.
You and I have got a secret love baby.
Aww, Madonna's been closed
or
Aww, Madonna's been clothed
All my diamonds and clothes
Aww; Madonna's been closed OR Aww; Madonna's been clothed
all my diamonds and clothes
Boy, I got a sugar roll.
Boy, I gotta shake you off.
Half an hour about your bang
Of your dirty li'l eeds.
I found out about a gang
Of your dirty little deeds.
I got a chicken roll.
I gotta shake you off.
I gotta shake and roll.
I gotta shake it off.
I gotta shake you off
Just like a cab on commission.
I gotta shake you off
Just like the Calgon commercial.
I gotta shave it off.
I gotta shake it off.
In the midnight moon
Found somebody who appreciates all the love I give.
Gotta make that move
Find somebody who appreciates all the love I give.
Just like a cab on commission
I really got to get the f*** out of here and go somewhere.
Just like the Calgon commercial
I really gotta get up outta here and go somewhere.
Just like a cab on commission
Just like the Calgon commercial
Just like a cat food commercial
Just like the Calgon commercial
Just like a cow on commercial
Just like a Calgon commercial
Just like a gal on commission
Really got to get up out of here
And go somewhere.
Just like the Calgon commercial
I really got to get up out of here
And go somewhere.
Just like the Samsung commercial
Just like the Calgon commercial
Just like the cows on commercial
I got to get up out of here and go somewhere.
Just like the Calgon commercial
I got to get up out of here and go somewhere.
Like the cat-walk commercial
or
Like a cab on commission.
Like the Calgon commercial
See I grabbed all my diamonds and cloves
Just stashed in my Moschino.
See I grabbed all my diamonds and clothes
Just ask your momma, she knows.
"Slipping Away"
It's all a bitch-er-ade
It's all a big charade
Baby now eat your Kid Cuisine
That there'll ever come a tummy when you're cold and hungry.
Maybe now you just can't conceive
That there'll ever come a time when you're cold and lonely.
Never Saturday
Never satisfied
You had it all worked in the phone
You had it all but didn't know
You had it over there, oh no!
You had it all but did not know
You were sublime to let me go
You were so blind to let me go
And I'll filet a thunderbolt tonight.
And I'm feeling vulnerable tonight.
Just let me f*** you 'til the morning light.
Just let me rock you 'til the morning light.
We can share a story 'bout romance
or
We can share a story 'bout grown men
or
We can share a story 'bout grown men
We can share a storybook romance
You know I need your love.
Grown man
You know I need your love.
Romance
"Thank God I Found You" (MP3)
Affilerate & appreciate
After the rain, to appreciate
"Thank God I Found You" (MP3)
Be careful what we have
The gift of what we have
"Thank God I Found You" (MP3)
Have to sell myself a ring
I've finally found a man in you.
After so much suffering
I've finally found unvarnished truth.
"Thank God I Found You" (MP3)
See I was so deaf before you came to me
See I was so desolate before you came to me
"The Distance"
Filet us filet us
La di da
or
For laughs, for laughs
La di da
For life, for life
La di da
It was a rainy air
The wind was laughing at me
In that misty autumn warm November night
It wasn't raining yet
But it was definitely
A little misty on that warm November night
"Touch My Body"
I just wanna make you feel like you're a man.
or
I just wanna make you feel like I'm a man.
I just wanna make you feel like you never did.
"Touch My Body"
Let me ride your face
Just a little taste
All around your waste
Just a little taste
"Touch My Body"
Let me rub my face
All around your waist.
Let me wrap my thighs
All around your waist.
"Touch My Body"
Let me wrap my thighs all around your face, just a little taste
Let me wrap my thighs all around your waist, just a little taste
"Touch My Body"
Touch my body, know you like my curves,
cream all up in me when I deserve.
Touch my body, know you like my curves,
c'mon and give me what i deserve.
"Underneath The Stars" (MP3)
We killed a deer
Wrapped in the warm gentle breeze.
Weak in the knees
Wrapped in the warm gentle breeze
"Underneath the Stars" (MP3)
We kindled these,
Wrapped in the warm gentle breeze.
Weak in the knees,
Wrapped in the warm gentle breeze.
And now I know I've succeeded
In finding the place I can see
And now I know I've succeeded
In finding the place I conceived
I feel so lame
Feel so alive
I had a division of love
I had a vision of love
Sharing me fruit inspiration
Carried me through desperation
Straight through the nuts
Prayed through the nights
Suffered from Alien Nation.
Suffered from alienation.
Suffered through Alien Nation
Suffered through alienation
Thank you for all that you did
And you know that you did
Carried me through desperation
To the one that was wailing for me
Carried me through desperation
To the one that was waiting for me
Carried me through perspiration
Carried me through despiration
I had a Bee Gee in love
I had a vision of love
I had a picture of love
I had a vision of love
I had an unusual love
I had a vision of love
Played through the nights
Prayed through the nights
"We Belong Together" (MP3)
(Then I'm throwing Babyface, shine on)
(Then I'm throwing Babyface or Shy on)
"We Belong Together" (MP3)
Bought a wombat on the radio.
Bobby Womack's on the radio.
"We Belong Together" (MP3)
I dropped my Rolex on the radio.
Bobby Womack's on the radio.
"We Belong Together" (MP3)
I need a n****r back in my life.
I need you, need you back in my life.
"We Belong Together" (MP3)
I was driving to myself
I was lying to myself
"We Belong Together" (MP3)
I was writing to myself
I couldn't have bottled I would ever be without your mom
or
I couldn't have bottled I would ever be without your mother
(later)
Wait a minute, this is poopy (poopy)
A baby changing station
I was lying to myself
I couldn't have fathomed I would ever be without your love
(later)
Wait a minute, this is too deep (too deep)
I gotta change the station
"We Belong Together" (MP3)
Leaning on together
We belong together
"We Belong Together" (MP3)
Makeup on forever
We belong together
"We Belong Together" (MP3)
Puttin' anthrax on the radio.
Bobby Womack's on the radio.
"We Belong Together" (MP3)
We'll go on forever.
We belong together.
"With Open Arms"
I come to you without any arms.
I come to you with open arms.
"With You"
Del Mar f***s with you
Damn, I f***s with you
"With You"
Shots are ramming,
Plain confessions and our bodies planning
Shots of Remy,
Playing 'Confessions' and our bodies blending
"With You"
You ain't gotta break down your toaster.
You ain't gotta break down; you're too strong.
I can't live when with or when without you.
I can't live when living is without you.
Ken Lee
Tulibu, dibu, douchoo
Can't live
If living is without you
No, I can't forget the semen on your face as you were leaving.
No, I can't forget this evening or your face as you were leaving.
Now I can't forget the ceiling
or your face as you were leaving
No I can't forget this evening
or your face as you were leaving
Oh I can't forget the ceiling
Or your face as you were leavin'.
Oh I can't forget this evening
Or your face as you were leavin'.
Oh I can't forget the feeling
On your face as you were leavin'.
Oh I can't forget this evenin'
Or your face as you were leavin'.
Oh I can't forget the scene in
Or your face as you were leavin'.
Oh I can't forget this evenin'
Or your face as you were leavin'.
Oh I can't forget the sea-men.
No I can't forget this evening.
Oh I can't forget the seemen
Oh I can't forget this evening
Oh I can't forget the semen on your face as you were leaving
Oh I can't forget this evening, or your face as you were leaving
Oh I can't forget the semen, or your face as you were leaving.
Oh I can't forget this evening, or your face as you were leaving.
Oh I can't forget the semen
On your face as you were leavin'
Oh I can't forget this evening
Or your face as you were leavin'
Oh I can't forget this evening,
oh your face said you were leaving
Oh I can't forget this evening
or your face as you were leaving
You're sure it shows
or
You're so unsure
or
You're so unsure
Your sorrow shows
Your sorrow shows
Your a**, it shows.
Your sorrow shows
Yes it shows.
"You Don't Know What to Do"
I'm-a such a freak
Imma set you free
You're a homeless man
You're a heartless man